A rebellious minister forced me to be a foolish king

At the end of the day, Captain Zu said to Yuan Wuyou with sincerity:

"Those Xianbei Bailu from the Northern Zhou Dynasty dared to negotiate with us, but they are out of their minds! When it comes to the art of sophistry in negotiations, we, the Chinese, have been playing it on the chessboard for thousands of years! Sometimes when we fall asleep from exhaustion, someone lifts the After turning over our chessboard, we sorted it out again. They still have to play chess with us with peace of mind, because those who don't feel comfortable playing chess will be kicked out by us. If the enemy country cannot reach an agreement, the worst we can do is let King Lanling wear armor and go into battle. , Fuck Zhou Guo’s father!”

Yuan Wuyou: "..."

After Zu Jue and Gao Yuanhai gave their best advice, Yuan Wuyou finally memorized a document summarizing the meeting.

It goes something like this:

If you say, please reply before a certain day of a certain month, I am afraid that our two countries may be in a non-peaceful state after a certain day of a certain month; so-and-so will be responsible for the consequences, and our country will resort to force if possible (this may also be a bluff) (slang); this is something we absolutely cannot tolerate, fearing that war is imminent; this is an unfriendly action, indicating that it is an action hostile to us; an action that may cause war; which one cannot be tolerated! I just don't want to endure it anymore and I'm going to take action. Please pull back from the cliff, are you saying that you want to be beaten? If you sacrifice something, don't say it was unforeseen, then prepare a coffin.

But Yuan Wuyou couldn't imagine how he could negotiate into a coffin at the negotiation table.

As the appointed time approached, Yuan Wuyou had already been tortured to the point of dizziness by those chattering diplomatic jargon.

She could memorize some information at first, but then as knowledge was poured into her left and right ears, she began to read it in one ear and out the other. She could only be thankful that the leader of the mission was Zu Jue.

Yuan Wuyou escaped from the military tent halfway and was looking for a place to breathe when he met Gao Yanzong, who was wearing silver-white armor.

Although he was wearing a military uniform at the moment, he looked very heroic, but looking at his casually tied ponytail and the fine bangs in front of his snow-white forehead, you could tell that he was also doing it carelessly.

The two of them looked at each other, and Gao Yanzong tacitly grasped her wrist guard and dragged her behind an inconspicuous military tent.

Looking at the girl holding the "Complete Collection of Diplomatic Terms" in her hand, Gao Yanzong smiled and said: "You have to work hard at the negotiation table. The Huaxu Kingdom should only work on those who are capable. People like me are not even qualified to participate in the negotiation table." nothing."

Hearing this, the girl in front of her suddenly stared with amber eyes slightly moist, "Tsk... don't say such self-deprecating words. When I take the main seat in the next game, I will take you to the negotiation table to experience it."

Gao Yanzong hurriedly shook his head, "No, no, no. I don't want to negotiate. I don't have the eloquence to talk about it. That kind of formal scene is too restrictive for me, and I will feel uncomfortable all over."

Yuan Wuyou looked at Gao Yanzong. His baby-faced facial features were so delicate and beautiful. His frown and smile used to only feel gorgeous and frivolous, but now he felt noble and fairy-like. Even his peach blossom eyes were full of aura. pressing.

She couldn't help but reach out to touch his cheek, and her tentacles were as smooth and delicate as gel.

"Brother Ah Chong is so beautiful, and he has the most docile face."

Gao Yanzong took advantage of the situation and leaned slightly closer to her, put his face into her warm palm, grabbed her hand and continued to support his face, and raised his eyes to look at her, like a male fox.

In those loving eyes, the eyelashes seemed to be tempting.

"Am I not good now? How else do you want me to be good?"

She couldn't help but get a lump in her throat, and her voice suddenly became hoarse.

"If I hadn't been on the negotiating table later, I would have really wanted to..."

Gao Yanzong then laughed so hard, "Haha... Then don't forget, come back to Qi State to find me after the negotiation, don't just walk away."

"I will."

Looking at her increasingly deep eyes, Gao Yanzong's cheeks suddenly became hot and flushed visibly to the naked eye. He let go of her hand, stood up straight, coughed and said:

"Stop making trouble and be serious. Do you have any plans in mind regarding the ownership of the land of Jingxiang?"

The baby-faced little Empress Hua Xu originally had a smile on her face, and her amber eyes were full of lust. When Gao Yanzong asked about "serious", even if she restrained her eyes from changing, he could detect the instant indifference. .

"Did the Lord of Qi ask you to find out about me?" He felt guilty, and his slender eyelashes fluttered like butterfly wings as he blinked. Gao Yanzong pursed his crusted lips, sighed and said:

"The task he gave is to expand the territory of Qi State, and what I want to ask is just whether you will stay or go."

Hearing this, the little Empress Huaxu slightly raised her phoenix eyes with long eyelashes.

"What Gu wants is to open up new territories and expand the territory! Wherever the sun and moon shine, they are all Han people, and wherever the rivers are, they are all Han subjects! If all the nine states of China are crawling at Gu's feet..."

At this point, she suddenly stood up and approached Gao Yanzong, stretched out two fingers, lifted the man's sharp and delicate chin, and brought her face to him. She narrowed her amber eyes and said ambiguously:

"No matter where you go, aren't you patrolling your own territory?"

The two faces were so close that even the warm breath could hit each other's face.

Gao Yanzong looked at the face of the little girl in front of him. She was beautiful and heroic, with the aggressiveness of a young and mature woman. His cheeks were hot at what she said, and his chest was beating wildly.

Then, she suddenly let go of his chin, pulled away from him, stood up straight, and suddenly said coldly:

"Gao Yanzong, since the State of Qi has not forced you to the negotiating table, you'd better not interfere with the interests of the big countries. People have their own affairs and serve the country. You just need to be wise and protect yourself. Don't say you didn't predict what you said!"

Gao Yanzong frowned, "Huh? What does the last sentence mean?"

"It means - don't blame me for not reminding you."

The man suddenly felt dumbfounded, "Did the ancestral governor teach you the diplomatic terminology?"

Empress Huaxu didn't look at him. She only looked firmly at the westward sun and said indifferently:

"My mother taught me this."

"Tsk, so it's the way of the emperor? Let me tell you, on today's negotiation table, which country can have such domineering confidence?"

After a pause, Gao Yanzong raised his eyebrows and asked,

"Is there anything else? I want to hear how the emperor talks nonsense."

Yuan Wuyou narrowed his eyes slightly, "Oh, are you crazy? Are you kidding me?"

The man hurriedly shook his head, "How dare I? I am really interested in the emperor's mind, so that I can understand you better... and see what I can do to help you."

No matter what the purpose of Gao Yanzong's question was, she was quite pleased with his studious attitude.

"Indeed, at the negotiation table, the two countries' envoys need to come and go, asking questions and getting answers, and the king sitting on the throne can at most issue orders to bury all invading enemies, and thunderous means can only show the heart of a Bodhisattva! And - —The enemy can go and I can go too!"

After hearing this, Gao Yanzong's peach blossom eyes were shining brightly, and he pursed his lips and echoed, "Listen to your tone, you are not relieved to have the two countries of Qi and Zhou together, but you still want to regain Jiangnan?"

The New Year's Eve has brought me regrets about the Lao Three Kingdoms. I can't help but release the final manuscript. Tiansha's Jiangdong Jerry, the Huns are going to blitz you.