A rebellious minister forced me to be a foolish king

Chapter 436 436 The Han Dynasty is so good

With the addition of "Fengling King" Li Mingjian and his troops, this group of strangely dressed troops became even stronger.

The five leading men each had their own disguises. At this moment, even if his own mother came, he would not be able to recognize her. Even if his wife stood opposite Gao Changgong, he would have to call her brother-in-law!
Just because of these five people, Gao Changgong wore peacock feather sacrificial clothes and led his men to act as Chu wizards; Yuan Wuyou cut off his hair and glued it into a beard and disguised himself as a man; Gao Yanzong was feminine and had no beard, so he happened to be a man disguised as a woman; and Li Mingjian wore it Even if he came to patrol in the name of King Fengling, he would not be afraid of having his crotch picked out to verify his identity.

Not to mention Tuoba Yan, he is also considered an ally of Duke Wei, Wei Xiaokuan’s eagle dog!
When Tuoba Yan and Li Ming saw these two amulets, Yuan Wuyou and his group entered Jiyang City as they wished.

Just when passing by, this combination is quite eye-catching.

I don’t know what festival to celebrate recently. Although powerful men are being crazily slaughtered and raped by female bandits, women are not affected.

At this time, there were girls walking together in twos and threes on the street. They were pointing at these people along the way. Especially when they saw Gao Changgong’s gorgeous and solemn witch sacrificial clothes, they thought there was going to be some kind of blessing and wandering activity. Li Tinglao A girl was throwing flowers at him from afar!

An ordinary girl would just throw a camellia, peony rose and other small flowers. Even though it hit the man's eyes, he squinted in pain and tilted his head to dodge, but Yuan Wuyou also looked distressed.

Until I saw a girl throwing a lotus flower! Yuan Wuyou couldn't help it anymore and strode directly in front of Gao Changgong, raising his hand to catch the flying lotus!

I was about to persuade the girls to leave, but when they saw this, they clapped and applauded Yuan Wuyou even more enthusiastically! He kept saying, "What a great effort, Mr. Lang!"

As he said this, even flowers and seasonal fruits came towards Yuan Wuyou to greet him! Although he was quickly stopped by "Fengling King" Li Mingjian and ordered the soldiers behind him to drive away the surrounding people, Yuan Wuyou still received ridicule from Gao Yanzong:

"Hey, you and Fourth Brother, these two young gentlemen, are you going to show us Pan An's reincarnation and how to throw the fruit into the car?"

Yuan Wuyou glanced at Gao Yanzong, who was wearing a long-sleeved skirt. He was about to retort, but when he saw his handsome face with pink lips and rouged lips, he held it back.

She took advantage of the situation and hugged Gao Yanzong's narrow waist, smiling domineeringly, "I have a wife, and I don't want to mess around with women."

Yuan Wuyou was so close to Gao Yanzong in front of others, and the other three people and the personal guards from both sides stared at him with wide eyes... But Gao Yanzong, as if he had been burned, quickly took off her hand around his waist, Breaking away from her arms, he gritted his teeth and said,
"Don't touch me! It hurts..."

Yuan Wuyou: "..." Except for each other, no one else could understand what he said!
The majestic outing of several people naturally attracted the attention of the regular army of Jiyang City, and Li Ming took advantage of the opportunity to admit his identity to the city defenders.

After everyone dispersed, they walked to Lao Li Wonton Shop and felt sad when they saw that the wonton cart from that day was still there.

But the place was remote and it was still possible to rest, so five people sat at the only remaining table, which was very crowded. Send out the personal soldiers Gao Changgong and Li Ming met to guard the streets, keeping strangers away.

Seeing the girl with a stubbled beard, who still looked handsome, sitting down, Tuoba Yan then took his seat and couldn't help but say,
"The first three kingdoms joked that Cao Wei loved wives, Sun Wu loved girls, and Shu Han loved Longyang... Since the empress of the Western Wei Dynasty is known as the orthodox Han Dynasty, what do you, the young master of the Western Wei Dynasty, love?"

Yuan Wuyou glanced at the Gao brothers, "According to what you say, should I engage in Longyang or Grinding Mirror? Of course I like men, but I only love unmarried boys, and I will never get involved with human husbands."

Gao Yanzong immediately nodded in agreement, "It seems that my fourth brother is better at being a man. If it were someone else, how could there be a young man who is still unmarried... At thirty, let alone a man, he is already a husband, and he is almost a grandfather. ”

Gao Changgong, who was leaning on the table with his elbows and staring at his wife, heard this and hurriedly replied in shock, "You just chatted, why did it involve me again..." Tuoba Yan also looked at the two brothers and clicked Nodded,

"That's right. It's an ancestral hobby. As expected, everyone in the Han Dynasty likes it."

No matter how she heard it, she felt that something was wrong. When she received the interrogating looks from the Gao family brothers, Yuan Wuyou quickly added, "Isn't it true that the Han Dynasty likes cut sleeves... I really like men..."

When Li Ming saw Feng Ming squinting at the Gao brothers with indignant eyes, he rolled his eyes at Yuan Wuyou and snorted coldly,
"It's a good thing you're a brother."

"You surnamed Li!" Sister Yuan raised her hand and was about to slap the table, but then she felt that she was showing a guilty conscience, so she snorted, "You are all just a piece of shit, so don't try to seduce me. If you are capable, you can join us."

The young man only lifted his long eyelashes and said with an indifferent look on his brown eyes, "Unlike you, I am not interested in sex."

"Oh?" Yuan Wuyou seemed to have heard something amusing, and suddenly he raised his eyebrows and said jokingly, "But I heard that the people who raise Gu in Miao territory are all hungry ghosts and evil demons."

Li Ming frowned in disagreement, "Who did you listen to? The techniques of raising voodoo can also be divided into evil and righteous ones. Some voodoos require the owner to be a boy, so that the voodoo's power can be maximized. But..." He paused and said in a low tone,
"There are also some witch and Gu masters...who absorb the turbid energy from men and women's sexual intercourse to nourish their Gu. But that kind of Gu is not allowed to be used in a dignified hall."

"how about you?"

When the young man heard this, his eyebrows suddenly became sinister, and his sharp eyes looked directly at his sister's slightly teasing smiling eyes.

He said coldly, "What exactly do you want to find out?"

But the girl spread her hands and said with an innocent and sincere expression, "Don't be so guarded. I don't want to do anything bad to you. I just think that when you get the things, you will go back to Shiwandashan. I'm afraid that if you go No return.”

"Ha, to put it bluntly, you are testing whether I will take the jade seal and ascend the throne on the spot, right?"

Li Mingjian's words "Jade Seal" were like a bolt from the blue. The three people who originally thought the brother and sister were chatting finally knew why Li Mingjian was deceived!

The three members of the Gao family all looked at the young man in black, but his eyebrows were sinister and his aura was calm and serious. It didn't look like he had made a mistake, but more like he had said it deliberately.

Although that was what he meant, Sister Yuan still retorted with a tut, "Hey, hey, hey... don't bring that with you when you ascend the throne. Boys should be reserved and elegant, not so vulgar."

Hearing her suddenly acting like a jerk, the uncle and nephew next to her laughed heartily. Gao Changgong was the one who covered his mouth in embarrassment.

Seeing Feng's eyes narrowing slightly, Li Ming hummed, "I am willing to sit down and talk to you because I think you are quite capable and I can learn a lot from you. Otherwise, I will have countless ways to kill you."

"Threaten me? With Gu insects?"

Looking at her with sincere eyes, but slightly raised lips, Li Ming couldn't help but snort when he saw that his heart was suddenly filled with unknown anger!
"You must already know about flesh puppets. Apart from resurrecting the dead, what I am best at is making puppets out of living people."