A rebellious minister forced me to be a foolish king

Chapter 441 Chapter 441 Say something unserious

Chapter 441 Chapter 441 Say something unserious

Yuan Wuyou didn't have time to listen to the two brothers discussing academic matters, so he waved his hand and said, "I saw Sima Xiaonan coming in. I'm going to ask him what his next trip is. You two are waiting for me here."

Gao Yanzong watched the girl dressed in men's clothing leave with a Fangzhongshu in her hand, and her face was rosy. He grabbed the arm of the fourth brother who was about to follow him, and stood in front of Gao Changgong to ask,

"Brother, when did you read this kind of book? You dare to admit that you have read this kind of book in public, so why are you pretending to be innocent and morally responsible? Apart from this... have you read anything else?"

His brother's three consecutive questions made Gao Changgong confused, "I've read so many military books, what does this have to do with male morality?"

Gao Yanzong keenly captured the key points of his words,

"Wait a minute...you call the Xuannv Jing a book of war? Do you really treat the bridal chamber as a war?"

"Wha... what kind of cave or bridal chamber?" When the man with the witching totem on his face heard this, his handsome face suddenly turned red. He blinked his dark eyes with long eyelashes and yelled in embarrassment, "In front of the public... why did you say that? …Fifth brother, can’t you be more formal?”

Gao Yanzong suddenly realized that there was no one in the hall, so he took his brother to a deserted corner and asked tentatively again, "Fourth brother, let me ask you something. Do you know Fangzhongshu?"

Gao Changgong pursed his lips... "What room... in the room? No... probably, I've probably heard of it..."

"Then do you know that Jiutian Xuannv is not only the God of War, but also teaches the art of war, and also teaches Fang Zhongshu?"

The honest brother felt a buzzing in his ears, and his dark eyes suddenly widened, "Huh? You made it up, right?"

Looking at his brother's reaction, Gao Yanzong knew that his brother had misunderstood just now, so he dared to speak nonsense.

But Gao Yanzong was still evil-minded, deliberately adding fuel to the fire, and nodded firmly,
"Yes, Jiutian Xuannv is not only the supreme God of War, but also the originator of the art of war, and the originator of Fangzhongshu. She taught Xuanyuan Huangdi's Fangzhongshu. If you don't believe me, you can ask others."

Gao Changgong finally realized what he had just said out of ignorance, and his neck immediately turned red. The man hurriedly pursed his lips, and his dark phoenix eyes flickered in panic.

"Okay, okay... This kind of thing should be kept in your stomach. How dare you ask others?"

Yuan Wuyou was hearing this conversation when he came over.

"What about Xuanyuan Huangdi? You two brothers are very elegant. Are you telling fairy tales here?"

The two brothers followed the sound and saw that the girl dressed in men's clothing was back. Gao Yanzong deliberately teased her and said with a narrow smile,

"Hey, our Xuannv has come back to earth? Do you know what the Xuannv Sutra in your hand is about?"

Yuan Wuyou's eyebrows were serious, "You'll know if you take a look." The girl who came quickly moved to open the book in her hand as soon as she finished speaking!

Gao Yanzong hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, but failed to stop it. The two brothers watched helplessly as the girl opened it and saw that the title was "Rabbit sucks cents".

The upper part is the original text with annotations, and the lower part is also accompanied by a diagram of the corresponding body positions of a woman on top and a man on the bottom. At this scene, not to mention Gao Changgong took one look at the scene and turned away, even the knowledgeable Gao Yanzong immediately blushed when he saw it, clapped his hands, closed the book in her hand, and then Staring at her with brown eyes,
"What are you looking at? Are you here for work or for fun? Why do you want something like that female gangster!"

Yuan Wuyou was stunned for a moment when he saw the content in the book. His heart was pounding suddenly, and he said with a guilty look on his face, "I didn't know what the content was before, so I'll give it back to her right now..."

As she spoke, she grabbed a volume of the book in her hand without any hesitation, turned around and left, leaving only the two brothers behind.

After the girl disappeared for the second time, Gao Changgong, who was dressed in a Chu shaman sacrificial robe, suddenly grabbed his younger brother's thin wrist!
He immediately used brute force to force Gao Yanzong to the corner against the wall. Seeing his brother's expression of pain, he let go of his thin white wrist that had red marks on it and whispered,
"Fifth brother, I'm going to tell you something inappropriate... I'll tell you first, but you can't laugh at me..."

Seeing that the fourth brother looked so upright and said something inappropriate, Gao Yanzong almost couldn't hold it back and laughed on the spot. He rubbed his wrists silently, forced his face to remain normal, and said sincerely:

"How dare I laugh at you... If you have something to say, just say it, fourth brother. I can already guess what you are going to say."

So the fourth brother stared at his dark phoenix eyes and asked seriously, "What is Fangzhongshu? It means two people are in the room... being alone...is that what it means?"

"Pfft..." As soon as he asked the first sentence, Gao Yanzong couldn't hold back his laughter. After receiving the fierce warning look from his brother, he hurriedly bit the tip of his tongue, stifling his laughter with the stinging pain, and coughed, "Yes, It’s just the skin-to-skin contact between two people.”

After Gao Changgong listened, his dark phoenix eyes suddenly flashed brightly. He suddenly gritted his silver teeth, mustered up the courage, and asked in a low voice: "Is it useful to study the things in the book? How should I... prepare and do it?"

"You asked the wrong person. She doesn't follow the rules taught in the book. No...she just has that kind of personality. You don't need to prepare, and it's useless to prepare."

The man's brows were furrowed, his dark eyes were solemn, but his expression was shy and he couldn't speak, "I really don't understand why people in the world like to do that kind of thing?"

After Gao Yanzong heard this, his heart suddenly became clogged, and he felt sour for no reason. He had known it for a long time... After all, the brother and sister had been together for so long, and they were both talking about marriage. They must have been in contact, but at this moment, he heard with his own ears that the fourth brother Admitting and telling how close he had been to her, even though it was just a taste, it was incomparable to the level of tormenting him with real swords and guns... Gao Yanzong was still a little jealous.

If it were anyone else, Gao Yanzong would have doubted whether this love rival was deliberately provoking him, but his fourth brother asked such a sincere and awkward question, which made him feel inferior and ashamed.

The man couldn't help but look up at his silly big brother.

"Why is fourth brother suddenly interested in this kind of thing? Are you in love? Do you want to devote yourself to the Nine Heavens Xuannv?"

Gao Changgong bit his lips that had almost faded away from the cinnabar, and hummed stiffly, "I just think...it's a matter of time. I don't think so, just looking at you all...I think...not to be outdone..."

Gao Yanzong had just been teased by his brother and couldn't hold back his laughter, so he had to turn his face and look away. He saw a madam in red and green pulling a crying and handsome young man out of the box.

The waiter was slender and wore a light peach red gauze dress, which made him look like he had slim shoulders and a slim waist, in a Wei and Jin Dynasty style. You can almost see the two blushes on her tender white breasts through the gauze fabric... She was crying so hard that she was sobbing and crying to the fair-faced and beardless bustard dad wearing a peony on his head:
"Does she look down on me? Why does she want to sleep with me? Wuwuwu...she didn't even leave her name..."

The madam held up the scattered flower hairpins on his temples and comforted him, "But she left money for you. You met an important guest. She paid a total of fifty taels! Not to mention it was enough for you to redeem yourself. When I go out, I can buy a house and start a small business.”

"But she doesn't want me to follow her, not even to marry her..." The brothel brother suddenly raised his delicate face that was red from crying, "Dad, tell me, if I wasn't born by a prostitute, if I were the right match for her... Will she be willing to marry me? "


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