The King of Quick Transmigration took the wrong cannon fodder script!

At the big gathering fifty miles away, the genius had just dawned and it was already bustling.

In the center of the barren land at the intersection of Sanli, a large tent was set up, and the tent was also covered with thick animal skin blankets.

Dad You, the chief of Sangli in "Mizili" and the chief of Wuli in "Yezali" gathered here happily.

Although "barter" is about "you are willing to do so", the fairness of the transaction occasionally requires the opinions of authoritative people.

The leaders of each tribe are their support and confidence.

My daughter is giving medicine to her father, why should I worry about the cost?
Then what kind of medicine is really good, and what kind of medicine was used!

In just two days, the holes in Yuri's legs where the bison horns had been pierced were scabbed.

Thinking that he was recovering well, he asked his second and third brothers to carry him here despite Zhao's dissuasion.

Chief Sangli and Chief Wu were quite curious about the lazy chair that sat on Yuri's butt and could lie back.

Yuri Chang couldn't wait for others to ask more questions, so he began to introduce proudly:
"This is called a reclining chair. It is made of wood and cowhide. When people sit on it, the buttocks and back will not be too comfortable. This is an object thought up by our goddess in the 'big pit'."

The two lieutenants looked at each other in confusion. They hadn't seen each other for several months. This guy was very good at bragging!
Sang Li was very curious and couldn't help but asked: "What goddess? When did the God of Heaven come to your 'huge pit'?"

These words received a white eye. The owner of the white eye raised his chin and said:
"How can the gods have such skill? He is in charge of major affairs in heaven and earth! It is the goddess, the messenger of the gods, who has landed in our tribe!"

"Real or fake? A living goddess? Does the goddess have any magical powers?" Wu Li was doubtful and only wanted to find out.

Doesn’t this topic play into Yuri Chang’s hands?

He happily and triumphantly recounted how the goddess showed off her power in front of a herd of buffaloes two days ago, and how she collectively blessed water for the wounded tribe members.

That's right, that one is so vivid and immersive that you can't stop watching it!
As he spoke, he pulled the two of them to a quiet place and showed them the scab-sized wound on his thigh:

"Just say that the bison dug such a big hole in me, and the blood it shed could hold several large bowls, and it only took two days to heal like this! What else is it if it's not a supernatural power?"

The scene in front of you can't help but make people believe it.

The two village chiefs couldn't help but feel sour. The "big pit" was already the richest "li" among their three villages. How could God still be partial to them?

The ones who should be protected the most should not be the weak tribes like them!

However, mere mortals dare not question the gods!
You still have to be aware of current affairs and embrace your thighs.

"Chang Yuri, how do we need to offer sacrifices to the goddess? We, Nozawari, can use the fattest, freshest fish and shrimp and the purest red salt to offer sacrifices to us. Can we ask the goddess to bless us as well?"

"The freshest and plumpest millet in our 'milk' is available to the goddess for her use!"

"Hahaha, our tribe does not lack this kind of worship. Moreover, the goddess is my daughter-in-law, You, but she is just about to reach the age of hairpin, so she cannot bear the burden!"

"Can't you?"

"The goddess is your daughter?"

The two chiefs, who had just been vying for worship, seemed to have been strangled by the neck, and they suddenly lost their voices.

Could it be that this is Yuri's promotion of reputation for his daughter who is about to get married.

Do you dare to call yourself a goddess? !

Isn’t this method of building momentum a bit too much!
Seeing the suspicious expressions on the two people's faces, Yuri became anxious:

"Did you see the smoked beef jerky we brought? When did our tribe bring so many bison? Without the goddess's magical power, more than half of the men in our 'big pit' would have to surrender to the feet of these cattle!"

makes sense! There are 36 tons of smoked beef jerky right in front of you, which makes people believe it even if they don’t believe it.

After all, Yuri still has some shame at his old age, and he still has some sense and bottom line when he boasts about his daughter.

Others in the "big pit" are different!

Especially the young men whose families have been blessed by the goddess, they are witnesses of the miracle.

"The goddess can kill a herd of cattle with just a wave of her sleeves!"

"The goddess blesses believers, and the blessed water can cure all diseases!"

"The goddess's hands and eyes reach to the sky, she has three heads and six arms!!!"

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The massive amount of bison jerky and dozens of portable folding chairs they brought had already convinced most people in the other two miles to believe it.

Who dares to disrespect ancestors, ghosts and gods?

If you don’t worship normally, if something happens to you, will the goddess protect you?

Hurry and think about it, what good things do you have at home?
So, before the transaction started, the goddess had dozens more believers.
"Sister, sister, Xiaojiu still wants to drink the fairy water!"

"I want it too, I want it too!"

In front of outsiders, the goddess looked like an old god. At this moment, her twin brothers were holding one leg in their arms and would not let go.

These two little brats finally managed to count numbers within five last night.

In order to reward them for finally not being little fools, the goddess generously gave them a prize.

The prize was a "magic water" (children's educational drink) she found in the Global Village Mall.

According to the product introduction, this "magic water" is also the "most popular educational drink among students" voted by hundreds of millions of students in the global village!
Is it good to drink?

The effect is coming!

There are twenty to thirty kilograms of meat on each leg, and I can't get rid of it no matter how I shake it off. "Come down, you won't listen to my sister anymore. Gods won't give this water to naughty children!"

Xiao Ba was more discerning than Xiao Jiu, so he quickly got up from the ground, held her arm, looked around, and asked in a low voice: "Sister, does this god live in our house?"

"Well, the god is my sister's master. The master wants to teach me my skills. How can I not stay at our house?"

"Then where is he?" Xiaoba and Xiaojiu asked at the same time, their faces flushed with excitement.

Their sister asked seriously: "What's wrong? Can't you see? Master, he is sitting on the stool where my father usually sits in the main room of our house? Master, wave to your brothers!"

Now, not only did the two children believe it, but Zhao and others immediately knelt down with a "pop" after hearing the words.

"By God, Mrs. Zhao, the letter girl, thanks you for accepting my daughter as your disciple. Please teach my daughter some magical skills. The letter girl is willing to use her ten years of life in exchange for my daughter to learn real skills."

It's over, it's over, her joke was taken seriously by the adults.

Everyone in the family kowtowed to the empty stools.

It’s normal for mortals not to see gods!