The retired broom star cub is the mantra

Chapter 308: Almost everyone overturned
"Why are you here?" Xie Wanyan seemed to have just remembered this question.

Ling Yihan briefly stated that there was something wrong with the boat and they fell into the sea. They finally met their boat and were pulled up by Ozawa.

"Then what should we do now?" Xie Wanyan glanced around and didn't see Ji Zexu wearing a GoPro on his head.

Ling Yihan and Ruan Chengxi didn't see any equipment on them.

So, he relaxed the tight string.

"I suggest that we wait for rescue." Xie Wanyan assumed a comfortable posture and raised his head towards Ji Zexu, "Let him stop first."

"Then you give in." Ling Yihan felt baffled.

"I asked you to go, of course." Xie Wanyan said confidently, "Aren't you the only adult on this ship? We are all underage."

Ling Yihan almost laughed.

"So, you, a minor, ordered me, an adult, to do things?"

"I, what can't I order you?" Xie Wanyan felt a little guilty, but still held back, "In this situation, of course everyone has the strength and brains to contribute. I am the one with the highest IQ here, and you are the one with the highest IQ here. The most powerful person here should of course be the one who gives me the orders and you execute them."

"Do you have the highest IQ?" Ling Yihan really smiled this time, "Xie Wanyan, you just have to deceive fans with your academic master persona. Now you are using it to coax me. Do you want me to remind you when you took the high school entrance examination?" How many points?"

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Xie Wanyan's face.

"Then do you know my current grades?"

"I don't know. After all, you basically don't take exams in school, and you basically don't go to school... Oh, it seems that you took the test once last semester, English... 21?"

silence.

Silence is the boat at sea today at noon.

After a few seconds, Xie Wanyan found his voice again: "Well... Brother Han, everyone is just a character, so don't mention this."

"No, you are a character, I am not." Ling Yihan glanced at him lightly.

"I know, I know, you are a real rich man, and I am a fake academic master. I said, brother, it's time, can we stop fighting about this and let him stop the boat quickly, otherwise he won't know where he will take us. Let’s go.” Xie Wanyan completely surrendered.
"If everyone is gone, there will be no one to spend your billions in wealth, right?"

"Well..." Ling Yihan lowered his head and pondered.

Long thought.

Then he looked up: "Then why don't you ask him to stop, he is ten years younger than you."

After a while, Wanyan glanced at Ji Zexu's back as he sailed the boat: "I'll tell you a secret, brother... this guy is a monster..."

"Ah?" This time, even Ruan Chengxi shouted.

"Really, I don't know if these autistic children have any genetic mutations. Let me tell you, this kid is very strong. I couldn't arm-wrestle him..."

"Huh? Are you such a weakling?" Although he knew this was true, Ling Yihan still asked exaggeratedly.

"It's true. I suddenly had the idea to play arm wrestling with him last night. He actually understood what I was saying and started wrestling with me. Then I went and his arm was just like Tie Zhu's!"

Ling Yihan: "..."

That's not wrong.

"Brother, brother, please don't be silent, please act quickly, otherwise everyone should not die..." Xie Wanyan was quite anxious.

Ling Yihan silently glanced at Xie Wanyan: "With your intelligence, how did you come up with the idea of ​​creating a student character?"

Xie Wanyan was embarrassed for a second.

Then he said: "How do I know? The company set it up like this, saying that this character will attract more fans..."

"Well, then look up now and look to your left." Ling Yihan didn't want to tease him anymore, so he raised his hand and pointed.

"On the left..." Xie Wanyan took a look, "What's on the left? There's nothing?"

Ling Yihan held his forehead: "You are looking at the right side..."

Really, he advised those brokerage companies in the future to improve their own IQ before setting up any academic masters or high IQs.

Don’t do this kind of persona that is easy to fall over casually...

Xie Wanyan turned his head, and when he saw the dark rolling mountains at the end of the sea level, he jumped up instantly.

"The seaside! It's the seaside! It's the mainland! Is that the mainland?" "Don't jump, I understand my brother, don't jump!" Ruan Chengxi couldn't stand it anymore. "If you jump off the ship again, it will capsize. That's Sanxu Island, isn't it? mainland."

"Sanxu Island, are we going back? We actually got lucky and went back? Are we saved?" Xie Wanyan was as happy as a fool.

I didn't notice at all that there was a camera exposed behind Ruan Chengxi's shoes...

When Ling Yihan went to rescue Wanyan, he had already taken the GoPro off Ji Zexu's head and secretly hid it behind his feet.

Before hiding, he also deliberately turned off the call.

Xie Wanyan is really, really annoying.

No other reason than just being stupid.

This person doesn't look smart at first glance. How mentally retarded does a person have to be to believe his character set?
Forget it, forget it, I’ve shown everyone everything I should see.

As for what will happen after Jie Wanyan loses control... he doesn't care.

In the director's room.

A silence.

The director originally wanted to cut the scene, but Ruan Xinzhou was holding little Lingbao next to him, and the camera was pointed directly at him.

Whatever he says or moves he makes will be recorded.

I wanted to leave Rang Che, but obviously, it was too late...

After that, the director completely let go.

Anyway, this last wave was basically full of dangers. What should be exposed was exposed, and what should be pounced on... almost no one survived.

With so many things going on, the director basically doesn’t expect there to be a second episode of this variety show.

What they wanted was an explosion, but what happened now was an explosion.

The last boat docked.

Xiao Lingbao was already waiting at the edge.

"Little brother! Uncle Ling! You are back!"

"Little brother, you are so awesome." She ran up to Ji Zexu and praised him sweetly.

Ji Zexu didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth curved.

【Ah ah ah ah my Ozawa and Qiqi. 】

[Oze smiled. Ozawa smiled. Ozawa's world really bloomed only for Qiqi. 】

[Childhood sweethearts please lock up! 】

[In this terrible last stage, everything was so bizarre, only my Ze and Qi were still beautiful. 】

That's right, there are a total of nine pairs of guests in three groups, and so far it seems that there are only a few who are completely fine.

It was revealed that Wan Hong and Lan Anxi were biological father and son, which was considered a self-destruction and was also exposed by Sha Sha.

Huo Xian fell into the weird suspicion of poisoning Zhenzhen and Yuwen Peizhu.

The whole process of Yuwen Peizhu's summoning Ruyi was exposed. She had a physical examination when she returned to the cruise ship, and no problems were found. Therefore, some people said that she was simply faking. It is certain that her ascending channel has been blocked. In the future, The road to internet celebrity is also difficult.

Ling Yihan and Xixi's boat had an accident and almost died at the bottom of the sea. This time no killer whale came to save their lives, but Ozawa fell from the sky in his boat.

The unlucky one was Jie Wanyan, who was so provoked by Ling Yihan that he took off his vest.

Ning Kangquan also vomited about Li Suohan's fraudulent surgery. In addition, what he did in front of Qiqi last night, and his habit of secretly watching "porn videos" in the middle of the night were exposed, and his character was exposed. Basically completely ruined.

Speaking of which, the only two couples who were safe were Ruan Xinzhou and Qi Qi from Team A, and Lou Jun and Wen Shunhe.

The program ended in a hurry.

The guests immediately parted ways as soon as they got off the plane.

Before Li Shouhan even walked out of the airport, the recalcitrant fans were still waiting to be picked up, when they saw the shocking scene where the police kidnapped his brother...