The retired broom star cub is the mantra

Chapter 33 As long as you are not gay, you can be a dog

Little Lingbao was carrying a basin of water that exudes a strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine, and wandered towards the fourth child's room.

The fifth child, Ling Wenyang, followed closely behind, carefully protecting the baby in front of him.

"Fourth brother, open the door!" Ling Wenyang knocked on the door.

There was silence at the door, and no one responded.

Since the accident a few years ago, the hobby of the fourth child has changed from painting and sculpture to growing fungi.

Little Lingbao yelled loudly: "Uncle Gay! Uncle Gay! Open the door! It's Little Lingbao - Gay..."

Boom boom boom!
The footsteps of the fourth Ling Yongshuo running wildly could be heard through the door.

"I opened it, I opened it, little ancestor, stop shouting!"

He thanked God.

At the beginning, because he wanted to guard the dying old man with the fifth child, and because of his health, he did not go to pick up Xiao Lingbao with other brothers.

However, he did not escape the nickname of Little Lingbao.

What's scarier than uncle bastards and uncle vixen... is uncle gay.

When Xiao Lingbao called out this name abruptly, the eyes of the whole family almost popped out.

Using unprecedented MRI vision, scan Ling Yongshuo from head to toe, and finally stop at a certain part of him...

Ling Yongshuo cried to death.

The severe depression that even the psychiatrists could not cure was instantly cured by Xiao Lingbao...

Since then, proving that I am not gay has become my top priority in life.

But no one believed it.

The second child even admitted that he is a dude, just to prove that the fourth child must be gay.

After all, regardless of whether the fourth child is gay or not, the second child is a bastard.

So if you can drag one person into the water, drag one.

Ling Yongshuo thus became Schrödinger's gay, no one can prove that he is, and no one can prove that he is not...

He suddenly felt like a Buddha.

"Uncle gay, soak your hands!" Little Lingbao vigorously raised the basin in his hand above his head.

Seeing Ling Yongshuo, Ling Wenyang fell silent for a moment.

Afraid that he would take away Xiao Lingbao's kindness, he hurriedly explained: "It's water made of golden red moon rattan, and I will treat you with acupuncture, fourth brother..."

Ling Wenyang knew his knot in his heart, and a lump choked in his throat, "This is Ling Bao's wish."

When little Lingbao asked the Wang family for golden red moon vines that day, the fourth child was also there.

He should know what little Lingbao sacrificed for him.

Obviously, she doesn't have to forgive the Wang family, and she doesn't have to agree to the Wang family's exchange request...

Seeing that the fourth child was still silent.

And Xiao Lingbao's hand holding the basin was already trembling a little.

Ling Wenyang hurriedly helped hold him back, and said anxiously: "Fourth Brother, let's try again!"

Don't make Ling Bao sad!

"No..." Ling Yongshuo finally said quietly,
"Just soak your hands...why use a golden pot?"

Little Lingbao said loudly:
"Uncle Gay washes his hands in a golden basin! From now on, you are the full body of Gay - Michelangelo!"

Ling Yongshuo absolutely fell.

This is not the way to wash your hands with the golden basin!

and many more……

"Michelange guy?" Ling Yongshuo hesitated.

It's Michelangelo!

"I'll soak it! I'll cure it!" Ling Yongshuo was excited, "I want to be Michelangelo!"

As long as he is not gay, he can be a dog!
"Old Five, where is your acupuncture bag? What are you doing?" Ling Yongshuo snatched the golden basin, soaked his hands in it,

"Quick! Prick me!"

"Don't stop me from being Michelangelo!"

Ling Wenyang slowly pulled out a long and thin silver needle.

"Fourth brother, you seem to have forgotten."

"Forgot what?" Ling Yongshuo was taken aback.

"You forget, Michelangelo, he was also a—"

Ling Wenyang made an accurate and ruthless injection, and slammed into Ling Yongshuo's acupuncture point, "—— gay!"

"Ow—"

Ten fingers connected to the heart, the effect of the medicine is strong.

Ling Yongshuo's screams immediately toppled the roof of Ling's house.

……

Xiao Lingbao walked into the bathroom and locked the door behind him.

Snapped!Da da!

The crisp and rhythmic knocking sound was immediately isolated in the room.

The tub was full of water and completely drained.

Little Lingbao craned his neck to take a look.

Yusuo is struggling in the bathtub learning how carp can jump over the dragon gate...

"Yo, that's amazing." Xiao Lingbao praised knowingly.

"Shut up!" Yusuo little native chicken was incompetent and furious, "Let me out! Let me out!"

God knows, he worked so hard...

After absorbing the water until it creaked in my stomach, I finally sucked up a full tank of water, thinking that I could jump out of the bathtub.

I didn't expect to charge up and jump, bang!
His head bumped against an invisible obstacle above the bathtub, and then fell with a bang, almost cracking him apart.

That heartless brat!He even set up an enchantment conveniently!
The little native chicken was so angry that he shut himself up.

"It's okay to let you out, here, you fix this for me first."

Xiao Lingbao carefully put the watch Dou Siyi gave her on the bottom of the tank.

The little chicken is cracked.

Really cracked.

"What a bastard! I'm not a watchmaker!"

"Water has entered." Little Lingbao blinked, "You suck it up."

In the bathtub, there was silence for a second.

clap clap clap clap!

Chicken crazy.

"What do you think I am? Desiccant? Bastard! I'm so mad, chirp! chirp chirp!"

The little chicken was so angry that it crowed.

Little Lingbao was surprised: "What? So you are called dry chicken?"

If Yusuo was angry, the native chicken would have died of anger.

Longevity lock is not longevity...

"Jiujiu...Ling Ziqi, just wait for me! If I can come out one day, I will never let you go!"

"I want to eat you! I want to absorb all your spiritual power! I want to eat everyone in your family!"

"You are so naive," said Ling Ziqi, who had already learned other skills from kindergarten. She made a face,

"Children, you can do whatever you want! Don't come out unless you suck it dry!"

After finishing speaking, he bounced away.

Before leaving, draw a circle in mid-air, "Feng!"

On the bathtub, not only is there another thick layer of enchantment, but also a sound insulation effect.

……

Because Xiao Lingbao is going to be the C-position finale of the kindergarten's important party.

The Ling family attached great importance to her and invited her to be the best children's dance teacher in the capital.

Little Lingbao has nothing to do these days except practicing dancing at home, so he wanders around with Ling Yixi, the only idler in the family.

With little Ling Bao following her, Ling Yixi also became a serious person.

No more appointments with friends, no more gambling on horses, no longer walking birds.

He actually put on a suit and tie, and was going to shine in the group.

"Ling Bao, when you grow up, you will also work in the group like Second Uncle, do you understand?" Ling Yixi showed off in a personable manner.

Who in the group saw him and called him Second Young Master respectfully?
"Understood," little Lingbao enviously said, "I can sleep until the afternoon like a second-hand uncle after work, instead of getting up early like a kindergarten kid."

Ling Yixi: "..."

"Ling Bao, you are outside, can you stop calling me uncle uncle." Ling Yixi discussed carefully.

He also wants face.

"Yixi..."

All of a sudden, a voice as mellow as a warbler's cry sounded not far away with a hint of resentment.

Ling Yixi panicked instantly.

"K-Ker? Why are you here?"

The slender beauty in front of her had red eyes: "Yixi, you left suddenly that day, neither answered the phone nor disappeared, I thought something happened to you..."

"Uncle Haiwang," Xiao Lingbao tugged at the corner of Ling Yixi's clothes, "Who is she?"

(End of this chapter)