Let you broadcast live! But you let the koi go beyond to kill pigs?

Chapter 1 "Stars in Qingming Festival"

"Tomb-sweeping day, go outing and visit the tomb."

"During this traditional festival, do you want to come with us to see——

What is the hometown of big stars like?

What is the difference between the big stars' Ching Ming Festival?
from now on,
let us,
Go home with the big stars,
Worship ancestors with big stars. "

"Welcome everyone, come to the first Qingming variety show on the whole network——

"Qingming has a star"! "

"I am Wang Han, the host of "The Stars in Qingming Festival". I defeated Xiao He, Bing Bingla, Lao Sa, etc. who did not want to be named. I am very honored and fortunate to have the opportunity to host this show for everyone. .”

"Why is it so popular? Because Tomb-sweeping Day has never been just a rainy day, it is an outing, it is to enjoy the spring, it is to remember the ancestors, it is to soothe the soul...it is a unique festival."

"Welcome everyone again to "Ching Ming There Are Stars", and follow our big stars to have a real Ching Ming Festival!"

"This program will have a top photographer team as everyone's eyes, follow the big stars home together, broadcast live [-]/[-] what did the big stars do during the Ching Ming Festival? How did it go?"

"..."

In front of the camera, Wang Han satin black suit, wearing a bow tie, raised his hand passionately...

"Deng dong dong, the guests are here!"

The picture on the screen is divided into two with Wang Han's movements.

On the left is Wang Han;
The one on the right is divided into six pieces, each of which is a photo of a big star's logo image.

"Look everyone, the guests on this show are——

"Cross talk master——Yu Qian!"

"Goddess of Comedy - Jia Ling!"

"Pop singer—Hua Yuchen!"

"The popular little flower—Guan Xiaotong!"

"Excellent host - Zhang Xiaoxiao!"

"Top Idol - Cai Xukun!"

"The koi from Creation 202——Zhang Chaoyue!"

Every time the host Wang Han calls out a name, the corresponding avatar will rotate and enlarge, occupying the entire screen.

The first five people won a lot of praise in the barrage, and all kinds of praise, until Wang Han introduced Zhang Chaoyue, the style of the barrage changed:
"Hey, is there something wrong? Why does Zhang Chaoyue rank with these big stars?"

"It's disgusting, I don't want to read it, what should I do?"

"Zhang Chaoyue is an idol trainee, and she is still the tail end of the crane whose business failure depends on crying and luck. She is a bird star."

"Have you heard? Zhang Chaoyue's classmate broke the news that she is actually a man, and a big guy in women's clothing mixed into the girl group to make his debut, eating and living together... Tsk tsk tsk, I can't imagine that picture."

"If you want business, you don't have business. If you want black material, there will be black material. Girl groups rely on luck to make their debut. Why do you go on variety shows with big stars, shady!"

"Resolutely don't look at Zhang Chaoyue, feel sorry for other big stars."

……

Zhang Chaoyue was a little confused,

Looking behind blankly, it was a self-built house with only one floor, with steel bars exposed on it, and it hadn't been decorated yet, it was just rough.

In front of him is a team of photographers and lighting engineers. The lens and lighting board are a bit dazzling.

"what's going on?"

"Didn't I work for several years to build the house?"

"What are these people doing?"

Zhang Chaoyue's mind was about to be overwhelmed by the surging questions,

Humming, a splitting headache,

Familiar and strange memories collide together,
It turned into a "fuck" and blurted out.

"Am I traveling through... or parallel time and space..."

Zhang Chaoyue's mind became a mess.

She traveled to a parallel world and became an idol trainee who created the 202 girl group.

The house is still the same house. The foundation was built more than ten years ago, and the first floor was repaired, and there was no money to build the blank. It still looks the same.

The mother who lived in the rough did not change.

The difference is that after graduating from high school, Zhang Chaoyue, who also had no money to go to college, did not go to work in the factory. Instead, he was accidentally spotted by a blind agent and signed a contract as an idol trainee.

Zhang Chaoyue felt sorry for the blind manager for a second, and then felt sorry for himself for a full minute.

This idol trainee is better than turning screws in a factory.

A monk who became a monk halfway, with poor professional ability, all relying on black and red is also red, and was so hacked by the whole network that he just made a black debut, and there is no one left.

Under the increasingly impatient gaze of the photographer brother, Zhang Chaoyue finally remembered that he was in a variety show called "Stars in Qingming".

She was able to appear in this variety show purely because of Tencent's father's resources and the program's requirements for the diversity of guests, so she was allocated a spot for Creation 202.

Just for this quota, the hair that was ripped off in the bathroom of the women's group dormitory blocked the sewers that night.

There can only be a drawing of lots to decide who will participate.

Zhang Chaoyue's koi physique plays a role, and he likes to mention "show guests" and a new round of black achievements on the Internet.

……I quit!
... Whoever likes to do it, I will quit anyway.

...Although I really want to be a big star, I can't do anything.

After Zhang Chaoyue figured out the situation, he already had the idea of ​​breaking the can.

The jar is fine, and the live broadcast has started.

The screen is not divided into left and right, but six screens are geometrically cut and presented to netizens together.

The host Wang Han's voice became a voiceover:
"Big stars, are you home now? What are you doing? Have you made any preparations for the holiday?"

Yu Qian's photo was the first to be replaced with a live broadcast.

Yu Qian was wearing a coat, smoking a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Of course I have. I have prepared good wine, brewed it myself, and then went to have my hair permed. Now I am going to visit my own zoo in Yanjiao."

There was joy in the barrage:
[As expected of my elder brother Qian who burns his head with smoking and drinking, he also doesn't let go. 】

[Ask if you don’t understand, if you burn your head and go to worship your ancestors, will your ancestors be surprised that a foreign guest came? 】

[Versailles, I also want to go to my own zoo Kangkang. 】

Wang Han interviewed one by one, and the rest of the stars appeared one by one.

Jia Ling had a chicken leg in his left hand and a duck leg in his right hand. He looked blank at first, and then smiled dimpledly: "Prepare, yes, yes, I have prepared well. I am too tired recently. I am tired and thin. I am afraid that my ancestors will not recognize me. Hurry up and make up."

[Old Ancestor: ... I thank you, I haven't eaten yet, save some for me. 】

[Sister Jia Ling sacrificed too much to see her ancestors, I cried to death. 】

[I’m hungry, no, because I’m afraid my ancestors won’t recognize me, so I asked for a golden arched chicken drumstick. 】

……

Hua Yuchen held a pen in his mouth, played the guitar, wrote and drew on the paper from time to time, and raised his head to face the camera: "Me? It's just a different place to write songs. After all, I am a real singer?"

[Mao Buyi: Do you dare to love me as a fake? 】

[Black fan, go away, I feel sorry for my brother, waiting to hear the new song. 】

……

Guan Xiaotong stood in front of the full-length mirror and stretched his legs: "I was trying on pants, but this time I forgot to bring my clothes and came back, and found that the pants at home were too short..."

【Ah, from the neck down, the legs are full of pink. 】

[Lick the screen, just this leg, just ask who else? 】

……

[Giegie tried too hard, I cried to death. 】

[When will the new song be released?Sit and wait for the list! 】

……

Zhang Xiaoxiao was half asleep and half awake, and raised her hand to greet the audience: "Actually, I just woke up. The live broadcast lasted until midnight, and I haven't figured out what to do today? Why don't you think about it for me?"

[If you want to talk about the whole job, Zhang Xiaoxiao is the best. 】

[Anything is fine, as long as you don’t celebrate the delivery guy’s birthday/the dog’s head will save his life. 】

……

Zhang Chaoyue looked at the camera shot by his face and fell into deep thought.

On Ching Ming Festival, there are too many things that can be done.

Outing, folding willows, swings, kites, planting melons, ordering beans, green groups, snails...

And, when the spring festival is held in my hometown on Qingming Festival, it is indispensable...

Zhang Chaoyue thought it over clearly, and said generously to all the audience in the live broadcast room:
"There are many, many things to be done and to be done during the Qingming Festival."

"In our hometown, the most important thing about Qingming is the ancient custom of spring sacrifice."

"The spring festival requires sacrifices, and the C position of the sacrifices is a pig!"

"So, my words should be——

Kill the pig first! "

Butcher? ! ! !

just you? ! !

The host Wang Han, the photographer team, and the audience in the live broadcast room all fell into deep thought as they looked at Zhang Chaoyue's slender body...

(End of this chapter)