Start having a baby!I dressed as the mother of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty
Chapter 5 5. The funny physicist
Chapter 5 5. The funny physicist
"Don't go! Who are you?" Le Meng got up, grabbed Yao Weng and begged, "I want to go back! Help me go back! I don't want to enter the palace!"
"Hi! If I could go back, I would have gone back a long time ago!" Yao Weng stamped his feet helplessly.
Le Meng's eyes widened, "You also came from time travel?!"
Yao Weng did not have the solemnity and restraint he had just now: "I have bumped into a wall, hanged myself, jumped over a river, and drank medicine. I really can't get away!"
Seeing this guy's funny face, Le Meng wiped away tears, and asked viciously: "Then you just talk nonsense, saying that I should be the son of heaven?"
"Hey~~ This is not me talking nonsense. It is recorded in the historical records, and the historical facts are true. Liu Qi's second queen, Wang Zhi, gave birth to Liu Che, the emperor of Han Wu. I am a die-hard fan of Emperor Wu of Han. Because Liu Che’s childhood name was Liu Zhi, we history lovers call him affectionately——Liu Xiaozhu!”
"History buff!" Seeing him baring his rotten teeth in joy, Le Meng said angrily, "Then you can pretend to be a ghost, cast lots and ask the Zang family to send me into the palace?! Dreaming!"
"Miss! Hey~ No, aunt! You must enter this palace! Otherwise, Liu Xiaozhu's boots will be gone! The entire history of China will change! I don't know what the territory of the Han Empire is like! The territory and history of China I don't even know what kind!"
"You enter the palace for shopping? I won't go! I want you to go!"
"Grandma! Miss!" The teaser wanted to cry without tears, "Have you read history? Are you patriotic?"
"I study medicine, not history! I love the party and the country, and I have a red heart!"
"Then let me tell you how important you are!"
"Qin Emperor and Han Wu have made great achievements through the ages. But it was not Yingzheng who achieved the true and complete unification, but Han Wu Emperor Liu Che. Liu Che should be the emperor who initiated and implemented the most major reforms in political, economic and cultural thought in Chinese history.
The Tweeting Order completely solved the problem of the restoration of the enfeoffment system;
Tuntian system...
Liu Che has more groundbreaking institutional policies than Yingzheng.Political economy and military thinking have a greater and far-reaching influence on later generations.The complete foundation of the Han nationality was completed by Liu Che. "
Yao Weng was talking nonsense, with an expression of a little fanboy, his eyes fixed on Le Meng, "It's all because you gave birth to a good son!"
Trick me into the palace series!Le Meng turned away displeased.
"Let's talk about your great-grandfather, King Yan Zang Tu!"
"At the end of the Qin Dynasty, there was a melee among the heroes, and the final winner was Liu Bang. The princes in the early Western Han Dynasty not only occupied a vast area, but also had an army, and had great personnel and financial power. They were a semi-independent kingdom."
"Han Xin, Peng Yue and other founding fathers supported their own self-respect and made great achievements. At first, Liu Bang acquiesced in reality and canonized seven heroes including Han Xin as kings. However, Liu Bang and the princes with different surnames were suspicious of each other, and conflicts broke out soon .”
"Han Gaozu and Empress Lu tried every means to cut off the most prestigious and powerful Chu king Han Xin.
Zang Tu, king of Yan, was the first to rebel in the north. Liu Bang raised troops to quell the rebellion.
Under the oppression of the imperial court, Han Wangxin and Lu Wan, the king of Yan who was enfeoffed later, voted for the Xiongnu.
Peng Yue, king of Liang, was punished by his clan for being falsely accused of treason.
Zhao Wang Zhang Ao was deposed from the throne and demoted to Xuanpinghou.
Huainan Wang Yingbu knew that he would not die well, so he rebelled.Liu Bang's imperial conquest in person put down the Yingbo rebellion. "
"In the end, Liu Bang eradicated the other six vassal kings except Wu Rui, the king of Changsha. Liu Bang believed that only the Liu family could believe that the princes with different surnames were separated from each other. Therefore, Liu Bang publicly announced that "no one can be king without the Liu family."
This is the struggle between the nobles of the Six Kingdoms and the Liu regime.Liu's victory! "
Le Meng frowned, "What does this have to do with me!"
After talking for a long time, it doesn't matter?Yao Weng was a little discouraged.
"The entire family of King Yan was killed, and your mother, the Zang family, is the only bloodline, but she bears a bloody feud! What she never forgets is revenge."
"A family, what do you mean by blood and deep feud?" Le Meng sneered, "Some people say that after reading "Man Jiang Hong", they were impassioned, but they found out that they were Yue Fei's Jurchen clan who resisted gold..."
"Some people say that Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty fought the Xiongnu and reached the Tianshan and Yanzhi Mountains. It turns out that his hometown is the main battlefield!" Yao Weng said quickly, "If Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty did not drive away the Huns, Tianshan Yanzhi Mountain would be on the territory of China. up?"
"A big man without Liu Xiaozhu cannot be called a big man. China without Liu Xiaozhu may not have Han culture. You are not afraid..." Yao Weng coughed a few times.
Seeing Le Meng's attention was aroused, Yao Weng said solemnly, "Don't be afraid, if you don't enter the palace, there would be no Liu Xiaozhu; without Liu Xiaozhu's grand strategy, there would be no unified China; there would be no unified China, There would be no modern China..."
Yao Weng sighed deeply, "Without China in this world, would there be your grandparents and my parents? Without parents, how can we talk about you and me? If there is no skin, how will the hair be attached?"
A few words scared Le Meng to cry.
"History is made up of many accidental events. From BC to the 21st century, more than 2000 years, the whole picture has been changed with one movement. Without Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the current Yellow River Basin and Yangtze River Basin may be like today's Europe, one city and one country .It may also be occupied by the Huns and become a certain Turkic, a certain Stan..."
"Why must it be me?" Le Meng's heart became heavy, with tears streaming down her eyes.
"I wasn't sure at first, but when I heard you sing "Selling Dreams", I knew that the peasant woman Wang Zhi had undergone a radical change. Following the established track of history, an emperor through the ages would surely be born and create brilliance !"
"Is there anything that can make you refuse to give birth to such a world-class emperor?" As he spoke, Yao Weng bowed deeply to Le Meng, causing Le Meng to back away in fright.
"Taiping was originally decided by the general, and the general is not allowed to see Taiping! It is not uncommon in history that the birds are exhausted and the rabbits are killed. The six countries are destroyed, and naturally there is no hope of restoring the country, but the descendants are not reconciled. Your mother In her way, to achieve revenge."
"To be honest, the only way you can go is to enter the palace. Anyway, you can't go back! It is destined that your mission is to give birth to an excellent future heir for the big man. This also satisfies your mother Zang's revenge Wish, Zang's bloodline merged with the royal bloodline! With her personality, can she agree to you if you don't enter the palace?"
Can't go back, can't go back!These words touched Le Meng's sore spot, and Le Meng shed tears silently. Yao Weng persuaded her: "Don't worry! Everything that happened in history has come true. I'm not happy. It's just that the traveler used fortune-telling to cloak himself in mystery." coat."
"Knowing that Lu Pheasant is Bai Fumei, why did her father marry her to Liu Bang, an old bachelor? It was me," Yao Weng grinned, showing his rotten teeth, "I told her father that Liu Bang has the power of an emperor. Prime Minister, a late bloomer. Because of the Zhulu Rebellion, I dare not let others know about this!"
"The female physicist Xu Negative is my apprentice, and I told her the three things she predicted.
One is the current Empress Dowager Bo, who turned out to be Wei Wangbao's concubine Ji, who predicted that Bo Ji would be born an emperor.After Bo Ji became Liu Bang's concubine, she gave birth to a son who is now the emperor.
The second thing is that Zhou Yafu, the second son of Zhou Bo of the Great Han Hero Group, will starve to death in the future.
Third, Deng Tong, the richest man who was given Tongshan to mint coins by Emperor Wen, will also starve to death.
The first thing has been fulfilled.The last two things will also come true, both are related to your husband after entering the palace. "
Yao Weng gave another playful expression: "As a history buff, it is also the joy of a traveler to witness the great events in history happening in front of your eyes! You can enter the palace without worry." He looked at Le Meng's stomach, " You would be a great mother!"
"But I don't want to enter the palace. I am a modern person, and I was killed in one round when I fought against the Sangong and Sixth Court..." Le Meng wiped away tears.
"Everything is predestined, as long as you enter the palace, nothing will happen."
Le Meng bit her lips tightly, "Then, let me try. Is it really going to be all right?"
Yao Weng nodded, lifted the hem of his clothes and knelt down: "Thank you! The Great Han Empire thank you! The future generations of China also thank you!"
Thanks for the support!With your company all the way, the author will sincerely return!
(End of this chapter)
"Don't go! Who are you?" Le Meng got up, grabbed Yao Weng and begged, "I want to go back! Help me go back! I don't want to enter the palace!"
"Hi! If I could go back, I would have gone back a long time ago!" Yao Weng stamped his feet helplessly.
Le Meng's eyes widened, "You also came from time travel?!"
Yao Weng did not have the solemnity and restraint he had just now: "I have bumped into a wall, hanged myself, jumped over a river, and drank medicine. I really can't get away!"
Seeing this guy's funny face, Le Meng wiped away tears, and asked viciously: "Then you just talk nonsense, saying that I should be the son of heaven?"
"Hey~~ This is not me talking nonsense. It is recorded in the historical records, and the historical facts are true. Liu Qi's second queen, Wang Zhi, gave birth to Liu Che, the emperor of Han Wu. I am a die-hard fan of Emperor Wu of Han. Because Liu Che’s childhood name was Liu Zhi, we history lovers call him affectionately——Liu Xiaozhu!”
"History buff!" Seeing him baring his rotten teeth in joy, Le Meng said angrily, "Then you can pretend to be a ghost, cast lots and ask the Zang family to send me into the palace?! Dreaming!"
"Miss! Hey~ No, aunt! You must enter this palace! Otherwise, Liu Xiaozhu's boots will be gone! The entire history of China will change! I don't know what the territory of the Han Empire is like! The territory and history of China I don't even know what kind!"
"You enter the palace for shopping? I won't go! I want you to go!"
"Grandma! Miss!" The teaser wanted to cry without tears, "Have you read history? Are you patriotic?"
"I study medicine, not history! I love the party and the country, and I have a red heart!"
"Then let me tell you how important you are!"
"Qin Emperor and Han Wu have made great achievements through the ages. But it was not Yingzheng who achieved the true and complete unification, but Han Wu Emperor Liu Che. Liu Che should be the emperor who initiated and implemented the most major reforms in political, economic and cultural thought in Chinese history.
The Tweeting Order completely solved the problem of the restoration of the enfeoffment system;
Tuntian system...
Liu Che has more groundbreaking institutional policies than Yingzheng.Political economy and military thinking have a greater and far-reaching influence on later generations.The complete foundation of the Han nationality was completed by Liu Che. "
Yao Weng was talking nonsense, with an expression of a little fanboy, his eyes fixed on Le Meng, "It's all because you gave birth to a good son!"
Trick me into the palace series!Le Meng turned away displeased.
"Let's talk about your great-grandfather, King Yan Zang Tu!"
"At the end of the Qin Dynasty, there was a melee among the heroes, and the final winner was Liu Bang. The princes in the early Western Han Dynasty not only occupied a vast area, but also had an army, and had great personnel and financial power. They were a semi-independent kingdom."
"Han Xin, Peng Yue and other founding fathers supported their own self-respect and made great achievements. At first, Liu Bang acquiesced in reality and canonized seven heroes including Han Xin as kings. However, Liu Bang and the princes with different surnames were suspicious of each other, and conflicts broke out soon .”
"Han Gaozu and Empress Lu tried every means to cut off the most prestigious and powerful Chu king Han Xin.
Zang Tu, king of Yan, was the first to rebel in the north. Liu Bang raised troops to quell the rebellion.
Under the oppression of the imperial court, Han Wangxin and Lu Wan, the king of Yan who was enfeoffed later, voted for the Xiongnu.
Peng Yue, king of Liang, was punished by his clan for being falsely accused of treason.
Zhao Wang Zhang Ao was deposed from the throne and demoted to Xuanpinghou.
Huainan Wang Yingbu knew that he would not die well, so he rebelled.Liu Bang's imperial conquest in person put down the Yingbo rebellion. "
"In the end, Liu Bang eradicated the other six vassal kings except Wu Rui, the king of Changsha. Liu Bang believed that only the Liu family could believe that the princes with different surnames were separated from each other. Therefore, Liu Bang publicly announced that "no one can be king without the Liu family."
This is the struggle between the nobles of the Six Kingdoms and the Liu regime.Liu's victory! "
Le Meng frowned, "What does this have to do with me!"
After talking for a long time, it doesn't matter?Yao Weng was a little discouraged.
"The entire family of King Yan was killed, and your mother, the Zang family, is the only bloodline, but she bears a bloody feud! What she never forgets is revenge."
"A family, what do you mean by blood and deep feud?" Le Meng sneered, "Some people say that after reading "Man Jiang Hong", they were impassioned, but they found out that they were Yue Fei's Jurchen clan who resisted gold..."
"Some people say that Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty fought the Xiongnu and reached the Tianshan and Yanzhi Mountains. It turns out that his hometown is the main battlefield!" Yao Weng said quickly, "If Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty did not drive away the Huns, Tianshan Yanzhi Mountain would be on the territory of China. up?"
"A big man without Liu Xiaozhu cannot be called a big man. China without Liu Xiaozhu may not have Han culture. You are not afraid..." Yao Weng coughed a few times.
Seeing Le Meng's attention was aroused, Yao Weng said solemnly, "Don't be afraid, if you don't enter the palace, there would be no Liu Xiaozhu; without Liu Xiaozhu's grand strategy, there would be no unified China; there would be no unified China, There would be no modern China..."
Yao Weng sighed deeply, "Without China in this world, would there be your grandparents and my parents? Without parents, how can we talk about you and me? If there is no skin, how will the hair be attached?"
A few words scared Le Meng to cry.
"History is made up of many accidental events. From BC to the 21st century, more than 2000 years, the whole picture has been changed with one movement. Without Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the current Yellow River Basin and Yangtze River Basin may be like today's Europe, one city and one country .It may also be occupied by the Huns and become a certain Turkic, a certain Stan..."
"Why must it be me?" Le Meng's heart became heavy, with tears streaming down her eyes.
"I wasn't sure at first, but when I heard you sing "Selling Dreams", I knew that the peasant woman Wang Zhi had undergone a radical change. Following the established track of history, an emperor through the ages would surely be born and create brilliance !"
"Is there anything that can make you refuse to give birth to such a world-class emperor?" As he spoke, Yao Weng bowed deeply to Le Meng, causing Le Meng to back away in fright.
"Taiping was originally decided by the general, and the general is not allowed to see Taiping! It is not uncommon in history that the birds are exhausted and the rabbits are killed. The six countries are destroyed, and naturally there is no hope of restoring the country, but the descendants are not reconciled. Your mother In her way, to achieve revenge."
"To be honest, the only way you can go is to enter the palace. Anyway, you can't go back! It is destined that your mission is to give birth to an excellent future heir for the big man. This also satisfies your mother Zang's revenge Wish, Zang's bloodline merged with the royal bloodline! With her personality, can she agree to you if you don't enter the palace?"
Can't go back, can't go back!These words touched Le Meng's sore spot, and Le Meng shed tears silently. Yao Weng persuaded her: "Don't worry! Everything that happened in history has come true. I'm not happy. It's just that the traveler used fortune-telling to cloak himself in mystery." coat."
"Knowing that Lu Pheasant is Bai Fumei, why did her father marry her to Liu Bang, an old bachelor? It was me," Yao Weng grinned, showing his rotten teeth, "I told her father that Liu Bang has the power of an emperor. Prime Minister, a late bloomer. Because of the Zhulu Rebellion, I dare not let others know about this!"
"The female physicist Xu Negative is my apprentice, and I told her the three things she predicted.
One is the current Empress Dowager Bo, who turned out to be Wei Wangbao's concubine Ji, who predicted that Bo Ji would be born an emperor.After Bo Ji became Liu Bang's concubine, she gave birth to a son who is now the emperor.
The second thing is that Zhou Yafu, the second son of Zhou Bo of the Great Han Hero Group, will starve to death in the future.
Third, Deng Tong, the richest man who was given Tongshan to mint coins by Emperor Wen, will also starve to death.
The first thing has been fulfilled.The last two things will also come true, both are related to your husband after entering the palace. "
Yao Weng gave another playful expression: "As a history buff, it is also the joy of a traveler to witness the great events in history happening in front of your eyes! You can enter the palace without worry." He looked at Le Meng's stomach, " You would be a great mother!"
"But I don't want to enter the palace. I am a modern person, and I was killed in one round when I fought against the Sangong and Sixth Court..." Le Meng wiped away tears.
"Everything is predestined, as long as you enter the palace, nothing will happen."
Le Meng bit her lips tightly, "Then, let me try. Is it really going to be all right?"
Yao Weng nodded, lifted the hem of his clothes and knelt down: "Thank you! The Great Han Empire thank you! The future generations of China also thank you!"
Thanks for the support!With your company all the way, the author will sincerely return!
(End of this chapter)
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