Start having a baby!I dressed as the mother of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty

Chapter 58 57. Jiang Shanmou (for further reading)
Jia Ji was hunting with Emperor Jingdi of the Han Dynasty and was in a hurry to go to the toilet.Unfortunately, while Jackie was working on a personal problem, a wild boar came in!
The wild boar will not pity you, no matter how charming and noble you are, it will not show mercy when offended!There was a terrifying scream in the toilet.

This heart-piercing sound made Emperor Jing panic.The guards were also anxious, but they looked at each other, and no one dared to rush into the toilet to make a rescue.

Because everyone knows it well: who dares to flush into the toilet?What if the emperor's beauty is disheveled?Whoever sees the scenery that shouldn't be seen will undoubtedly die; even if he saves the beauty, he will definitely be beheaded.

Emperor Jing used his eyes to signal Zhidu to save people.But Zhidu, who always obeyed orders, turned his face and ignored them, turning a deaf ear to them.

Emperor Han Jing was furious immediately, and immediately drew out the guard's saber, and wanted to rush into the toilet to save the beauty himself!
At this time, Zhi Du knelt down to stop Emperor Jing, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, you don't need to care about the gains and losses of a concubine! Lost Jia Xie, Zhen Ji, Zhang Xie, Li Xie, there are many beauties in the world, but the emperor only One! If Your Majesty takes risks lightly, in case something goes wrong, I am afraid I will be ashamed of the Queen Mother and the ancestors. Please don't ignore the importance of a woman!"

Zhidu's words were like a blow to the head, Emperor Jing calmed down and waited for the result.

The wild boar in the toilet walked around and came out.But Jackie was unscathed, got dressed and then came out.

Doesn't this wild boar also like cabbage with "tattooed noodles"?Or do you dislike cabbage for applying too much powder to cover "dark spots"?

This is undoubtedly the funniest thing about this spring hunting.Although there are no dead people, and it seems that everyone is happy, the truth behind it is very cruel-even the emperor's woman is just a plaything.

"General Zhi, if the person in distress is Bengong, how would you deal with it?" Wang Zhi, who couldn't help laughing, asked Zhidu with a smile.

"The subject will rush in with his clothes covering his head!" Zhi Du also laughed, "However, Madam is agile, so there should be no danger!"

Not always!A beast with rampant fangs, Wang Yan was not sure that he could handle it.

Zhidu was silent for a while, "The wild boar was lured there by sprinkling salt water. I thought... the success fell short!"

Wang Zhi's eyes widened.

"The minister was ordered by Yao Weng to remove obstacles for the young master. He has sneaked into Shanglin Garden and wants to see the young master..."

What's the use of seeing blood in killing people?The emperor's flowery and beauties are already tattooed.Wang Zhi is not worried, let alone that she wants to promote Sailor Moon as the oiran?

"Yao Weng..." Wang Zhi pondered for a moment, "Where is he?"

"Yan Prime Minister Luan Bu and Yao Weng are waiting for Madam and Young Master in Jingwu Hall! Your Majesty and Jia Ji have gone to Tantai, and I heard that His Majesty has ordered a boat to take them to Heyuechi. Madam, please rest assured!"

"General Zhi, you are now a general of Zhonglang, serving the emperor. Did Yuan Zhong promote his uncle Yuan Ang to His Majesty?" Wang Zhi asked as he followed Zhidu.

"Yes, Yuan Zhong once said it once. Hearing about Emperor Xiaowen's great behavior, Yuan An dissipated at home and wept bitterly for three days, saying that he was a king and a minister. He failed to share the emperor's worries, and he was ashamed of his love for Emperor Wen."

"What's Your Majesty's reaction?"

"Your Majesty was silent, and Yuan Zhong never mentioned it again."

"Yuan Ang, I'd like to see you soon," Wang Zhi said.

The famous "Seven Kingdoms Rebellion" in history is gone.Will Liu Qi still be forced by Empress Dou to make King Liang the emperor's younger brother?At that time, it was still necessary for Yuan An to "tell a short story" to Empress Dowager Dou, urging her to give up the idea of ​​"Qin Dao kissing".

To ensure the success of Liu Xiaozhu's succession, no mistakes can be made.Therefore, Yuan Ang had to become an official again.

When the two gray-bearded old men saw that Liu Zhi, who was as round as a meatball, was so cute, they couldn't help but shine their eyes and kneel down!
It was not Wang Zhi who they sincerely worshiped, but Liu Xiaozhu, who was smiling, spitting bubbles, and wowing in Wang Zhi's arms.

"Liu Xiaozhu..." Yao Weng smiled so badly that he wanted to hug Liu Zhi.

The baby, who was less than one year old, pushed him away with his chubby little hands: "No, no, no!" He puffed his cheeks and blew, making Yao Weng and Luan Bu laugh.

Zhidu was playing outside the door with Liu Zhi in his arms, watching the wind by the way, while Wang Zhi, Yao Weng and Luan Bu talked about important affairs in the court.

After Emperor Jing ascended the throne, he continued to pursue the "Way of Huang Lao", stabilized the "Thirty Taxes and One" land tax that was occasionally implemented during Emperor Wen's period, and reduced the calculated tax from 120 yuan per person per year to 40 yuan per person per year; The age was changed from "16 years old" to "20 years old"; the punishment was reduced, and some inappropriate parts in Emperor Wen's abolition of corporal punishment were revised, and the usage was emphasized to be cautious, so as to enhance the fairness in the judicial process.

It can be seen that Liu Qi is still reliable, and he is more sympathetic to the common people.

"Governing by doing nothing, the biggest disadvantage is that it is easy to breed and indulge princes and powerful people." Luan Bu said.

"Lawless and tyrannical people still need severe punishments and laws to suppress them. Being kind-hearted and recuperating with the people is just an ideal state." Yao Weng shook his head.

"I would like to persuade Your Majesty to let Yuan An become an official." Wang Zhi thought about it.

"Yuan An and Chao Cuo have different political views, and they are deadly enemies. Neither of them can stay in the same room. Chao Cuo is also the emperor's teacher, and two tigers cannot fit in one mountain!" Luan Bu said, "That Chao Cuo has a straight personality. He is at odds with the ministers. His majesty's respect and appreciation made him even more pampered. Apart from the emperor, how can he see anyone else?"

"Above the court, he speaks nonsense. The prime minister, Shen Tujia, once scolded him. Confucian scholars discuss politics, which harms the country and the people. But the emperor favors him, and let him be the internal historian, and his power is even higher than the prime minister. Shen Tujia, the position of the prime minister is probably unstable. gone."

"Wouldn't that just require Yuan An to check and balance?" Wang Yan smiled, "Yuan An, Yuan Zuipao, why would he let his family dominate?"

"This is a good way!" Yao Weng praised, "The courtier is the spear and shield in the hands of the emperor, and the emperor needs to balance it. This is also the way to employ people."

"Since Emperor Wen's reign, Yao Weng has been asked to become an official. Yao Weng always hides himself from the world because of his practice. Does Yao Weng intend to become an official now?" Wang Zhi looked at Yao Weng with a pair of bright eyes. I can't see through the situation, I really need help!"

"The top priority is to gradually create conditions for Liu Xiaozhu and remove obstacles. It doesn't make much sense for me to be an official or not."

"Liu Xiaozhu is the tenth son of Emperor Jing. According to the "patriarchal system", he has no chance for the throne. But there are two key points that make the impossible possible: [-]. Empress Bo has no children and is not favored; A son, all princes are on the same starting line. Only when his mother is made a queen, can he be made a son." Yao Weng's eyes were full of meaning.

"Is this why you lured pigs into the bathroom today? Jia Ji is not enough to be your opponent." Wang Zhi frowned, "The empress is in power, although she is not favored. But with the backing of Empress Dowager Bo, His Majesty dare not abolish her." .”

"We have to rule out all possibilities as much as possible. Empress Bo won't be here for long. I heard that the empress dowager hasn't left her bedroom for three months." Yao Weng smiled, "Madam's best tofu soup, why don't you offer a piece of it?" bowl?"

"Since the death of Emperor Xiaowen, the Empress Dowager has been depressed every day. She did not leave her room after feeling cold in the winter last year. Every day when she goes to pay her respects, she wakes up with energy."

As Wang Zhi spoke, he couldn't help but think of how when he was accused of being a "demon girl", King Liang went to ask the Queen Mother Bo for her edict and was saved; he also thought of being thrown into Yongxiang, and the Queen Mother Bo said, "It's better for Ping'er to be raised by Concubine Bo". Suffering in Yongxiang, separation of mother and daughter... My heart is full of thoughts and feelings, and my eyes can't help but get wet.

"Mum...Mum..." Liu Zhi was drooling at the corner of his mouth, and he walked towards his mother staggeringly under the influence of Zhidu with a smile.

Seeing his son, Wang Zhi's smile came to the corner of his lips and eyes.

"Little Zhuzhu, mother's treasure," Wang Yan said to himself as he picked up his son, "for you, mother can do anything!"

"Liu Ji's eldest son, Liu Rong, is the young master's strongest opponent!" Zhi Du narrowed his eyes.

"Li Ji," Wang Yan laughed, "she is outspoken, and sometimes His Majesty can't do anything about her. When His Majesty ascended the throne, even his wife refused to seal her, saying that he wanted to grind her temper. She cried and quarreled to no avail. "

"Mothers are more valuable than their sons, and sons are more valuable than their mothers. Liu Rong really cannot be underestimated." Luan Bu was a little worried.

"That's not necessarily the case." Yao Weng stroked his beard, "Although Liu Rong is a senior, the emperor may not like a prince who is so old. The prince's involvement in politics is the emperor's most taboo."

"Liu Rong may be because his mother, Li Ji, is strong, has a soft personality, and has no opinions. She has to decide everything." Wang Zhi shook his head, "If he becomes the crown prince, he will destroy the Han Empire!"

"Then plan carefully. Apart from the young master, there can be no second candidate for the crown prince!"

Yao Weng looked at several people and said firmly.

After returning to the palace, Wang Zhi brought back a lot of medicinal materials collected in Shanglin Garden.She began to try to prepare some medicines with different functions.

The joke about Jackie meeting a pig in the toilet made her full of complaints and had nowhere to say it.On the contrary, Empress Dowager Dou appreciated Zhidu's understanding of things and loyalty to the emperor, and gave him a hundred gold in recognition.

Tofu soup is a broth made of chicken and pork bones, and then stewed tofu.The soup is rich and fragrant, and then the chopped ageratum is sprinkled on it, the white and green complement each other, it is really full of color, fragrance and taste!

Not only did the Empress Dowager have an appetite for this tofu soup, but the palace servants who served her also swallowed their saliva.

"Why is it so delicious!" The Empress Dowager was amazed, "The sores in the mouth hurt unbearably, and I couldn't eat anything. There is no pain in eating this tofu soup!"

This is because there is a fine powder of medicine sprinkled in it, which has a good analgesic effect and makes people feel euphoric, but there is a saying that "medication is not enough money", and the accumulation of the amount will cause irreversible damage to the liver and kidneys.

What is poison?The poison is not that you swallow it all at once, and the seven orifices bleed; the poison is not that you pierce it with a silver needle, and it turns black when you see it.Mutual generation and mutual restraint, mutual fear and opposite, are all mysteries...

According to the will of the Empress Dowager, there is a steamer of tofu soup every day, which is made by her good granddaughter-in-law and delivered to her to watch her eat with satisfaction.Every time she would give her great-grandson Xiaozhuzhu many rewards, and this smart and well-behaved little baby made her feel even better.

Half a month later, the Empress Dowager felt that her face had become rounder, and her dry and slack skin had become hydrated.With the support of the palace servants, he was able to walk around for a long time to enjoy the flowers and listen to the wind in the yard!
Everyone is happy for the old lady's recovery.Another half month has passed.

On this day, when the Empress Dowager woke up, she felt a little dizzy and nauseous, so she barely got up.

"Empress Dowager," the palace maid looked at the old lady in astonishment, "What's wrong with your eyes! Are they swollen?"

Just as the empress dowager was about to speak, her whole body went limp and she collapsed to the ground!
(End of this chapter)