Start having a baby!I dressed as the mother of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty

Chapter 68 66. Kissing and Kissing (for further reading and collection)

Early in the morning, Liu Wu, king of Liang, knelt at the north gate of Weiyang Palace and pleaded guilty with a knife and ax and a chopping board on his back.Under the North Tower of Weiyang Palace, it is the place where officials and bureaucrats play and meet.

It turns out that after King Liang arrived at Hangu Pass, he abandoned the chariot and guards of honor that the princes and marquises took, and changed to a cloth chariot used by civilians.

"It's finally a family reunion!" Empress Dowager Dou hugged her son Liu Wu, crying loudly!
Is this the scheming blind female politician?Like an old woman in a commoner's house, she has a nose and tears, how can she have the demeanor of a politician?She only has her child in her heart, and in her child there is only her Wu'er.

In a multi-child family, the eldest son has to give up to the youngest son. Facing the preference and neglect of the parents, taking care of the unreasonable demands of the parents when they rely on the old to sell the old, they dare not be impatient.

Seeing the old mother and the youngest son hugging each other and crying, and the elder sister hugging the old mother and younger brother and weeping to comfort him, Emperor Jing Liu Qi was left out in the cold.This outsider was also considered by the old mother as the culprit for causing her to lose her family reunion.

"Mother, your favorite dumplings..." Wang Zhi humbly ordered the palace servants to bring glutinous rice balls, "Since it is a reunion, this dumpling is also suitable for the occasion, sweet and full."

Li Ji muttered with her mouth curled up, and raised her chin to show her aloofness and disdain.

Empress Dowager Dou wiped her tears, and grabbed her son Liu Wu: "Eat some Yuanzi made by Yi'er, it's so delicious! For more than a month, Ai's family couldn't eat anything, it was Yuanzi sent by Yi'er every day, hanging Ai's family This old fate..." She cried again as she spoke.

"Mother! The child is unfilial, and the mother is disturbed!" Liang Wang cuddled up to his old mother like a child, crying expectantly.Hearing Wang Zhi's voice, his eyes avoided.

The palace people served the glutinous rice balls to everyone, and when everyone watched it and opened the entrance, they were pleasantly surprised that they had eaten the most delicious taste in the world!
Wang Zhi is not good at cooking.But when she cooks food, it is a lot of operations in the laboratory. If the sweetness is increased by one point, it will be too sweet, and if it is reduced by one point, it will be too light; It is sticky and sticky in the mouth, and transparent as jade; the size of the broken nuts, you only need to grind them lightly between the teeth, without residue and fragrance, accompanied by the slippery lard and the sweetness of bee sugar, the teeth and cheeks are full of people. Intoxicated mellow!The yam is made of mud and the green plum is made of silk. It is poured on the balls and sprinkled with golden osmanthus.
Wasn't planning on using lard.The rich and nobles use pork as their inferior product.Because at this time, most of the pig pens where pigs are raised are under the toilets, and the pigs eat human excrement.But the beef and mutton oil has a strong smell, and the chicken and duck oil has a weak taste, so lard is still used.

"It's really sweet and delicious!" Everyone sighed.

Two glutinous rice balls, let people just enjoy the sweetness of the entrance, but it stops abruptly, and people can't help but fall into anticipation and regret for the deliciousness.Even Li Ji couldn't help looking at the empty bowl, still wanting more.

"No more?" Queen Mother Dou asked.

"There are all kinds of dishes, come up." Emperor Jing said.

"Mother, the concubine will deliver it tomorrow after making it." Wang Zhi said apologetically, "There are too many people today, so let's just taste it."

Liang Wang Liu Wu looked at the old mother and said sadly: "The queen mother has become much thinner..."

"Isn't it because of you that the queen mother can't eat?!" Li Ji's sharp bayonet showed its edge.

Liang Wang bowed his head in shame.Prince Liu Rong looked nervously at his father, then at his mother.

Everyone knows that Empress Dowager Dou got into trouble since King Liang, she couldn't eat well, cried day and night, and described her as thin.If you don't eat for more than a month, you will die early!That is to say, Wang Zhi personally made dumplings and delivered them every day, so that Empress Dowager Dou could eat them easily.

The delicacy that everyone admires is the "sugar-coated cannonball" of Queen Mother Dou!After Wang Zhi's observation, Empress Dowager Dou had diabetes!

Traditional Chinese medicine calls it "diabetes syndrome", upper disappearance ~~ thirsty, middle disappearance ~~ hunger, lower disappearance ~~ excessive urination.Empress Dowager Dou's blindness, cloudy eyes, cataracts, and degeneration of the lens.This is one of the complications of diabetes.

Empress Dowager Dou was worried that King Liang would not eat, but Yuanzi ate very well.A pot of round dumplings, today many people share two dumplings each, which is the amount of food for Queen Mother Dou.

For more than a month, under Wang Zhi's "careful feeding", Empress Dowager Dou has already experienced the symptoms of "three more and one less": eating a lot, drinking a lot, urinating a lot, losing weight, upper and middle elimination , The next elimination is complete.The various organ cells of the human body, under the infiltration of high sugar, gradually malfunction...

Everyone was surprised to see Queen Mother Dou, a thin old woman, eating a lot of food like a wind swept away, and they couldn't help but feel relieved.

"Second brother Liang Wang is safe and sound, the queen mother is so happy! After eating so much food!" Guantao Princess Liu Piao smiled and nodded to Emperor Jing Liu Qi and Liang Wang Liu Wu.

"You're still filial!" Empress Dowager Dou praised, "Seeing that Ai's family can't eat, try every means to cook food for Ai's family, I'm afraid that Ai's body will not be able to hold on!"

"The emperor's concubine is really rare in the world!" Princess Guantao said to Emperor Jing Liu Qi, "Filial piety and courtesy, virtuous and humble! Unlike some people, who are pretentious and have no one in their eyes!" Liu Xun said and rolled her eyes at Li Ji.

Li Ji immediately responded: "What does the eldest princess say? There are so many royal cooks in the palace, and it's the turn of an imperial concubine to cook the dishes? I don't use myself as a cook! Whoever loves to be a cook will do it!"

With a single sentence from Li Dangdang, he offended a group of people and choked everyone speechless.

Cheng Ji, Jia Ji, and Tang Ji looked at each other.

Tang Ji said embarrassingly: "Mrs. Wang's skillful cooking is so delicious! My concubine is willing to learn. After being able to serve a filial mother, I can enjoy the taste of children..." Probably thinking of her son Liu Fa who is far away in Changsha, her eyes turned red.

The sharp-tongued Wang Hao is also unforgiving, holding his pregnant belly and speaking rudely: "Yes! My sister is naturally pure, filial and virtuous. She does not hesitate to let go of her wife's figure and cook for the queen mother herself, so that His Majesty can relax. It is not like the mother of a prince. , just wait for the crown prince to ascend the throne, you are the empress dowager, who else is in your eyes..."

"Enough! Shut up!" Empress Dowager Dou was furious, "Do you think I live too long?"

Emperor Jing had a gloomy face.The harem was chaotic, and he was powerless.Silently observing Wang Zhi and Liang Wang.When looking at Li Ji, she couldn't help frowning.

Prince Liu Rong lowered his head, not daring to look at the angry grandmother and the cold and speechless father.

I heard that Princess Guantao wanted to marry her daughter Gillian to the crown prince Liu Rong, but she was slammed by Li Dang!

Princess Guantao is very scheming and wants her daughter to be the queen!This heart that climbs the dragon and attaches itself to the phoenix, swears to be welded with the royal family!

When Li Dangdang saw Princess Guantao, the royal pimp, his forehead became furious!Call her in-laws?Not only are there no doors, there are no cracks in the windows!
The Wang Zhi that Li Dangdang hated the most was dedicated to the emperor by Liu Xun.Empress Dowager Bo just finished her filial piety period, and presented some beauties to Emperor Jing!

What annoyed Li Dangdang even more was: Emperor Jing Liu Qi was coughing and wheezing again, unable to straighten his back, and made Wang Hao's belly bigger.Seeing all the beauties presented by the eldest princess, they were brought into the palace again!Immortal!When my son Liu Rong ascends the throne and my mother becomes the empress dowager, this Ji and that Ji will turn them into dead chickens!

"Eldest princess!" Wang Zhi called Princess Guantao, "During the reunion banquet, I let the imperial sister lose face! Then Li Ji, she will be the empress dowager in the future, so let's give her up and don't offend her."

"Humph! This Li Ji! The queen mother has long hated her rude words and deeds!" Liu Xun sneered, "It means that Rong'er became the crown prince, so she doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth!"

"A mother is more expensive than a child. Rong'er became the crown prince, and the crown prince's mother is also the queen. Sister Huang, it's better for us to be modest..."

Liu Xun interrupted Wang Zhi: "Yi'er has always been humble and cautious! I am not afraid of her, imperial sister! If she has the virtues of a queen, can she still be used as a concubine? She doesn't even have the status of a wife!"

"A diva!" Liu Xun said contemptuously, and then warmly took Wang Zhi's hand, "Xiao Zhu is a smart and lovely child! Why don't you and I become in-laws?"

Looking into Liu Xun's eager eyes, Wang Zhi understood everything.

"Sister Huang means..." Wang Zhi pretended to be puzzled.

She didn't want her little pig to get more kissed.When close relatives marry, the probability of genetic problems in the offspring is too high!

"My Gillian, I will be your little pig's wife! Your Shu'er, I will be my little pig's daughter-in-law!" Princess Guantao said happily, "You and I will kiss each other even more!"

Wang Zhi was taken aback!Gillian is nine years older than Xiaozhu, already a girl from Cardamom in early February, and Xiaozhu is a four-year-old baby who has just been weaned... What's more, her Shu'er is only six years old, married to a five-year-old aunt?Such a young child gets engaged early, what if he grows up and has someone he likes?
"It's a good thing to get closer and closer..." Wang Zhi also pretended to be happy, "I will definitely tell His Majesty about such a great thing! Children's important matters should be decided by their father!"

"That's, that's! The emperor must agree! Your Majesty and the third younger brother, King Liang, went hunting in Shanglinyuan. When they come back, we will inform His Majesty!" Liu prostituted a thought, "My son, the queen mother always likes the little one. Zhu and Gillian, how happy they would be if they found out that they have become a couple! Sister Huang must tell the queen immediately!"

Watching Princess Guantao leave happily, Wang Zhi smiled lightly.Well, you force Gillian to be my son's wife, aren't you afraid that she will become the second Queen Bo?

Emperor Jing originally wanted to make Liu Zhi the crown prince and Liu Rong the prince, but it was Empress Dowager Dou who suppressed them in the name of "Zhou Dao Zun Zun" and Li Chang.Liu Xing's ears and eyes were bright, and he could guess what Emperor Jing was thinking.From her to Queen Mother Dou's clamor, will there be any other effect?
Thinking of this, Wang Zhi decided that when he returned to the palace, he had to teach Little Piggy to prepare.After all, wouldn't it be a good thing for Xi'er to become the crown prince with less resistance?
When King Liang and Emperor Jing came back from hunting in Shanglin Garden, the two brothers talked and laughed happily, which made Empress Dowager Dou very pleased.

For the farewell banquet of King Liang, Princess Guantao brought Chen Jiao and Chen Yu.

That Gillian was dressed like a flower and like a jade, with pearls and emeralds, so everyone couldn't help noticing that Princess Guantao's house had a girl who had just grown up.

Liu Xiaozhu looked at Sister A-Jiao with a smirk, pointed at the beaded flowers on A-Jiao's head and called, "Mother! Sister A-Jiao's flowers are so beautiful!"

Princess Guantao hugged the little pig and sat on her lap, laughing and teasing the little pig: "Hey, do you like Sister Gillian?"

"Yeah!" Little Pig nodded seriously.

"Then sister Gillian will be your daughter-in-law, okay?"

"If Sister Gillian is my daughter-in-law, I will definitely build a big golden house for Sister Gillian to live in!"

Liu Xiaozhu said in a serious manner, so funny that everyone in the hall burst out laughing.

"Hey, you're called "Jinwu Zangjiao"!" Everyone teased.

"It's still me who is arrogant! Build a golden house!" Emperor Jing was also overjoyed.

Liu Xiaozhu looked at his mother, then at Sister Gillian, who was blushing all over her face. She got off her aunt's lap and ran to her mother.

"Mother! Your hairpin!" He stretched out his hand, and Wang Yan picked him up.

"Mother's hairpin!" Liu Xiaozhu took the gold hairpin from her mother's hair, broke away from her, and went to A-Jiao, "Sister A-Jiao, here it is!"

"Wow! Is this little pig hired by Sister Gillian?" Princess Guantao cried out with a smile.

Everyone laughed happily, even Empress Dowager Dou laughed.Liu Xiaozhu's extraordinary performance also exceeded Wang Zhi's expectations.

Li Ji also laughed, with a sneer on her face: "Rong'er, look at your imperial brother, he will pick up what you don't want at such a young age!"

Li Dangdang is a super fire extinguisher, no matter how lively the scene is, it can make her cool down with a puff!
Everyone's faces were covered with frost, and they fell silent.Wang Zhi watched with cold eyes, watching Li Ji triumphantly, and Princess Guantao furious.

The happy little Liu Xiaozhu sang "Farewell":
"Outside the long pavilion, along the ancient road, the grass is green.

The evening breeze blows the willow flute, and the setting sun goes beyond the mountains.

The ends of the sky, the corners of the earth, knowing friends are scattered.

A pot of muddy wine will make you happy, don't dream of cold tonight.

……

I ask you when you will come here, and don't linger when you come.

……

Life is rarely a happy gathering, but there are many partings.”

This baby-like singing was not sad about parting, but it made Liang Wang Liu Wu burst into tears, and Empress Dowager Dou also burst into tears.

"Uncle Huang, I'll toast you!" Liu Xiaozhu walked up to King Liang and held up the wine bottle.

"Hey..." King Liang took the wine bottle and drank it down, hugged the piglet in his arms, the pain to the bone made Jingdi look cold.

"Prince! Toast the uncle!" Wang Zhi hurriedly called Liu Rong.

Liu Rong, who has always been embarrassed by his mother and concubine, stood up and toasted Liang Wang as if he was granted an amnesty.

Liang Wang put down Liu Xiaozhu, carefully took the toast from the prince, and performed the courtesy of the emperor and his ministers.He raised his eyes to look at Brother Huang. Emperor Jing's expressionless face made him hang his head in horror.

The pampered King Liang has always driven horses and chariots with his elder brother Jingdi, how could he ever observe the courtesy of a monarch and his ministers?Today, even the prince toasted, he had to obey the rules and salute.

"Brother Huang, is it true that I only want to come to accompany mother for a few days every year?" King Liang begged sadly.

"King Liang, you are not allowed to enter the capital without a summons. This is a rule established by the late emperor when he was here." Emperor Jing said solemnly.

King Liang kept silent, and cupped his hands timidly: "Your brother obeys."

Empress Dowager Dou, who was sitting upright, burst into tears as she listened to the conversation between her two sons.The youngest son got into a catastrophe, and the officials were furious. Emperor Jing killed Yang Sheng, Gongsun Gui took the blame, and suppressed the anger of the crowd.Thank God that the youngest son survived, what more unreasonable demands could she make?
After several days of hunting in Shanglinyuan, it is impossible to know how the two brothers confronted each other and how their faces were at odds.

If you had kept yourself safe earlier and been your Prince of Ping An, how could you have caused death?You can hide for a while, but you can't hide next year...

Wang Zhi felt pain in his heart and couldn't help crying.Turning around and seeing A-Jiao looking at him shyly, he beckoned her to come to him.

A Jiao leaned beside Wang Zhi, and said softly: "The imperial grandmother agreed to the marriage between A Jiao and Shi'er! Mother said that she wanted the emperor and the emperor's grandmother to change him as the crown prince..."

Wang Zhi hurriedly covered Gillian's mouth with his hand, looked around, but no one noticed that Gillian was talking to her.

This little girl!Why are you so unstable?Talk nonsense regardless of the occasion!

"A-Jiao, don't talk nonsense!" She warned softly, and then asked loudly, "Queen! Are you bringing the dumplings? These dumplings are sweet and perfect, which is exactly the meaning of reunion!"

(End of this chapter)