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Chapter 84 Tell a joke Chapter Listen
Looking at the red and oily sausages on the plate, Lu Jin was sure that they were not the kind he had eaten before, because the sausages he ate in the past had no pepper in them, and even the smell was better than before. I have eaten it.
Lin Erhu encouraged: "My lord, try it, it's so spicy and delicious, I can eat two at a time."
As he spoke, he yelled outside again: "Sister, can you eat the skin jelly you boiled yesterday? Shall I cut a piece for you to taste?"
"Okay, you can cut it yourself, I will watch the pot."
Lin Erhu smiled mysteriously at Lu Jin, turned around and ran out.
Lu Jin picked up a piece of sausage and put it in his mouth. It was as spicy as Xianglin Erhu said. It was really delicious, but it was a little salty. It would be even better if it could be served with a bowl of white rice.
So, Lu Jin saw fried fruits on another plate, some with rings, some twisted, and some like butterflies. The most inconspicuous ones were cut squarely, but there were raisins and fruit inside Ren, seems to be more sweet.
I took a piece and took a bite. It was really sweet and crispy, and it was different from the fried fruit I ate before. It really refreshed Lu Jin's expectations for delicious food.
Qing Shu was drooling while watching, "Master, is it delicious?"
Lu Jin was so busy that he didn't have time to talk, so he motioned for him to take the food himself.
Qing Shu's hand reached out to the plate of sausage first, and after taking a bite, his eyes widened. He couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food when he wanted to say something, so he just stuffed food into his mouth.
When Lin Erhu came in with a plate of sliced skin jelly and a bowl of garlic sauce, the two plates just brought in had bottomed out.
"Huh? Why are you all finished eating?"
Lu Jin blushed. Although he was influenced by Xu Qiuliang to eat better, he was not so greedy before. Did he eat Lin Erhu's share?There are no rules.
Lin Erhu's next words made his little bit of guilt disappear.
Lin Erhu smiled and said: "You have eaten so much, you won't be able to finish the New Year's Eve dinner later? Why don't you send less? My sister and I will save more."
Lu Jin laughed angrily, "You are really clever."
Lin Erhu laughed foolishly, "Where, where."
Lin Xiaoman called Lin Erhu outside to pull a bunch of cabbage and coriander in the East Wing. Lu Jin was curious about the side vegetables grown in the house, and followed him.
When he entered the room, he saw wooden boxes neatly arranged on the shelves. The boxes were full of green vegetables, and he even saw a few different dishes.
Green and oily peppers, some are long, some are round, and some are small and grow upwards.
There were big and small, red and lantern-like fruits. Lin Erhu picked one and handed it to Lu Jin without wiping it off, "My lord, try this tomato, it's sour and sweet, it's delicious, and This small tomato is sweeter than the big tomato."
Lu Jin took it, and before Qing Shu said to wash it before eating, he had already bitten it down, and immediately opened his eyes slightly, it was just like what Lin Erhu said, it was sour and sweet, it was delicious like he had never tasted before. .
Then a handful of small tomatoes were stuffed in his hand, which Lin Erhu had just picked.
Lu Jin originally wanted to help pull out the cabbage and coriander, but he just ate one bite after another.
Lin Erhu stuffed two of the green books next to him. Originally, he wanted to remind his master to wash up before eating, but after taking a bite, he couldn't say anything.
Many of these are mature seedlings bought by Lin Xiaoman over there. They have already bloomed when they were bought, and they will bear fruit within a few days after being kept in the house. After knowing the taste, she doesn't need to spend much time persuading her when she takes out the seeds for the villagers to breed next year.
After the two of them finished eating, Lin Erhu also finished pulling out the cabbage and coriander.
Lu Jin followed Lin Erhu thinking about his thoughts, especially when he saw the round things piled up on the ground by the wall, he subconsciously felt that they were delicious.
It's a pity that Lin Erhu didn't let him eat it, and he was ashamed to eat it himself.
Lu Jin suddenly understood why Lin Xiaoman opened hundreds of acres of wasteland, probably to grow these strange crops?
I just don't know if Lin Xiaoman would be willing if he and Lin Xiaoman proposed to plant these crops in large quantities in Qingping County.
Lin Erhu sent the coriander to Lin Xiaoman to the stove, and took the cabbage into the house to pick off the roots. Lu Jin saw it and brought a small bench to help.
He used to be in the capital, let alone choosing dishes, he might not even recognize uncooked dishes in front of him.
But after working as a county magistrate for a few months, he often ran around to inspect the fields, and he knew most of the crops. Now he also knows that the roots of the cabbage need to be pinched off, and then the old yellow leaves are picked. Go, actually do well.
Seeing that the three of them were alone in silence, Lin Erhu was embarrassed, so he wanted to tell a joke he saw on the Internet, "My lord, let me tell you a joke."
"Okay! If you tell something nice, I'll tell you one too." Lu Jin regained his energy. He liked listening to jokes the most. When he was a child, his mother always told him jokes.
But when he grows up, the people around him always make him calm and steady. Anyone who dares to tell jokes in front of him will be punished if he finds out. As time passes, he is surrounded by a group of unsmiling old pedants.
Lin Erhu cleared his throat, "One day, Tang Sanzang said to Bajie: Bajie, take a few steps to show your master. Zhu Bajie was puzzled and asked his master: Master, okay, why do you want to see it?" Am I running? Tang Sanzang sighed and said: I grew up in the monastery as a teacher. I have never eaten pork, so I just want to see pigs run."
After finishing speaking, Lin Erhu was so happy that he leaned forward and back together, but the two on the opposite side were stupefied, not understanding what he was laughing at.
After a while, Qingshu asked: "Brother Two Tigers, who is Tang Sanzang? Who is Bajie? You want to see pigs run, why do you let Bajie run away?"
Lin Erhu shook his head helplessly: Sure enough, it's terrible to be uneducated, and he can't even understand a joke.
Seeing that Lin Erhu was speechless, Qingshu asked again: "You are a monk, but you are thinking about eating meat. It can be seen that the heart of ordinary people is not dead, even if you practice Buddhism, you can't cultivate your heart. It's better to return to the vulgar and go home."
Seeing Qing Shu's seriousness, Lin Erhu wanted to slap himself who said he was going to tell a joke 2 minutes ago: If you make you feel bad, and make you want to tell a joke, isn't this just looking for trouble for yourself?
Fortunately, Lu Jin asked after a while of silence: "Tang Sanzang and Bajie, is there any allusion?"
Lin Erhu nodded hastily. He has been watching Journey to the West recently, and it is very good.
So, in the following time, Lin Erhu told the story of Journey to the West to the master and servant with great affection.
When talking about Gao Laozhuang, when Tang Seng named Zhu Bajie the dharma name Bajie, Qingshu suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, "Just say it, the joke that the two tiger brothers just told is really funny."
Lin Erhu's head is full of black lines, from now on if he tells jokes to Qing Shu, he will be a pig.
Lin Erhu encouraged: "My lord, try it, it's so spicy and delicious, I can eat two at a time."
As he spoke, he yelled outside again: "Sister, can you eat the skin jelly you boiled yesterday? Shall I cut a piece for you to taste?"
"Okay, you can cut it yourself, I will watch the pot."
Lin Erhu smiled mysteriously at Lu Jin, turned around and ran out.
Lu Jin picked up a piece of sausage and put it in his mouth. It was as spicy as Xianglin Erhu said. It was really delicious, but it was a little salty. It would be even better if it could be served with a bowl of white rice.
So, Lu Jin saw fried fruits on another plate, some with rings, some twisted, and some like butterflies. The most inconspicuous ones were cut squarely, but there were raisins and fruit inside Ren, seems to be more sweet.
I took a piece and took a bite. It was really sweet and crispy, and it was different from the fried fruit I ate before. It really refreshed Lu Jin's expectations for delicious food.
Qing Shu was drooling while watching, "Master, is it delicious?"
Lu Jin was so busy that he didn't have time to talk, so he motioned for him to take the food himself.
Qing Shu's hand reached out to the plate of sausage first, and after taking a bite, his eyes widened. He couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food when he wanted to say something, so he just stuffed food into his mouth.
When Lin Erhu came in with a plate of sliced skin jelly and a bowl of garlic sauce, the two plates just brought in had bottomed out.
"Huh? Why are you all finished eating?"
Lu Jin blushed. Although he was influenced by Xu Qiuliang to eat better, he was not so greedy before. Did he eat Lin Erhu's share?There are no rules.
Lin Erhu's next words made his little bit of guilt disappear.
Lin Erhu smiled and said: "You have eaten so much, you won't be able to finish the New Year's Eve dinner later? Why don't you send less? My sister and I will save more."
Lu Jin laughed angrily, "You are really clever."
Lin Erhu laughed foolishly, "Where, where."
Lin Xiaoman called Lin Erhu outside to pull a bunch of cabbage and coriander in the East Wing. Lu Jin was curious about the side vegetables grown in the house, and followed him.
When he entered the room, he saw wooden boxes neatly arranged on the shelves. The boxes were full of green vegetables, and he even saw a few different dishes.
Green and oily peppers, some are long, some are round, and some are small and grow upwards.
There were big and small, red and lantern-like fruits. Lin Erhu picked one and handed it to Lu Jin without wiping it off, "My lord, try this tomato, it's sour and sweet, it's delicious, and This small tomato is sweeter than the big tomato."
Lu Jin took it, and before Qing Shu said to wash it before eating, he had already bitten it down, and immediately opened his eyes slightly, it was just like what Lin Erhu said, it was sour and sweet, it was delicious like he had never tasted before. .
Then a handful of small tomatoes were stuffed in his hand, which Lin Erhu had just picked.
Lu Jin originally wanted to help pull out the cabbage and coriander, but he just ate one bite after another.
Lin Erhu stuffed two of the green books next to him. Originally, he wanted to remind his master to wash up before eating, but after taking a bite, he couldn't say anything.
Many of these are mature seedlings bought by Lin Xiaoman over there. They have already bloomed when they were bought, and they will bear fruit within a few days after being kept in the house. After knowing the taste, she doesn't need to spend much time persuading her when she takes out the seeds for the villagers to breed next year.
After the two of them finished eating, Lin Erhu also finished pulling out the cabbage and coriander.
Lu Jin followed Lin Erhu thinking about his thoughts, especially when he saw the round things piled up on the ground by the wall, he subconsciously felt that they were delicious.
It's a pity that Lin Erhu didn't let him eat it, and he was ashamed to eat it himself.
Lu Jin suddenly understood why Lin Xiaoman opened hundreds of acres of wasteland, probably to grow these strange crops?
I just don't know if Lin Xiaoman would be willing if he and Lin Xiaoman proposed to plant these crops in large quantities in Qingping County.
Lin Erhu sent the coriander to Lin Xiaoman to the stove, and took the cabbage into the house to pick off the roots. Lu Jin saw it and brought a small bench to help.
He used to be in the capital, let alone choosing dishes, he might not even recognize uncooked dishes in front of him.
But after working as a county magistrate for a few months, he often ran around to inspect the fields, and he knew most of the crops. Now he also knows that the roots of the cabbage need to be pinched off, and then the old yellow leaves are picked. Go, actually do well.
Seeing that the three of them were alone in silence, Lin Erhu was embarrassed, so he wanted to tell a joke he saw on the Internet, "My lord, let me tell you a joke."
"Okay! If you tell something nice, I'll tell you one too." Lu Jin regained his energy. He liked listening to jokes the most. When he was a child, his mother always told him jokes.
But when he grows up, the people around him always make him calm and steady. Anyone who dares to tell jokes in front of him will be punished if he finds out. As time passes, he is surrounded by a group of unsmiling old pedants.
Lin Erhu cleared his throat, "One day, Tang Sanzang said to Bajie: Bajie, take a few steps to show your master. Zhu Bajie was puzzled and asked his master: Master, okay, why do you want to see it?" Am I running? Tang Sanzang sighed and said: I grew up in the monastery as a teacher. I have never eaten pork, so I just want to see pigs run."
After finishing speaking, Lin Erhu was so happy that he leaned forward and back together, but the two on the opposite side were stupefied, not understanding what he was laughing at.
After a while, Qingshu asked: "Brother Two Tigers, who is Tang Sanzang? Who is Bajie? You want to see pigs run, why do you let Bajie run away?"
Lin Erhu shook his head helplessly: Sure enough, it's terrible to be uneducated, and he can't even understand a joke.
Seeing that Lin Erhu was speechless, Qingshu asked again: "You are a monk, but you are thinking about eating meat. It can be seen that the heart of ordinary people is not dead, even if you practice Buddhism, you can't cultivate your heart. It's better to return to the vulgar and go home."
Seeing Qing Shu's seriousness, Lin Erhu wanted to slap himself who said he was going to tell a joke 2 minutes ago: If you make you feel bad, and make you want to tell a joke, isn't this just looking for trouble for yourself?
Fortunately, Lu Jin asked after a while of silence: "Tang Sanzang and Bajie, is there any allusion?"
Lin Erhu nodded hastily. He has been watching Journey to the West recently, and it is very good.
So, in the following time, Lin Erhu told the story of Journey to the West to the master and servant with great affection.
When talking about Gao Laozhuang, when Tang Seng named Zhu Bajie the dharma name Bajie, Qingshu suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, "Just say it, the joke that the two tiger brothers just told is really funny."
Lin Erhu's head is full of black lines, from now on if he tells jokes to Qing Shu, he will be a pig.
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