I did one thing to the extreme

Chapter 224 The Blue Banxian Cries

Lan Banxian was not like the fortune-teller last time, he was a tortoise shell and a copper coin. In the end, he was struck by lightning. He raised his chin slightly, narrowed his eyes slightly, stroked his goatee slowly with his left hand, and raised his right hand. , The thumb "rolls names" on the other four fingers one by one, which is somewhat similar to the math problems of children in kindergarten.

In short, a pair of masters.

Wang Liang was thinking, no wonder Lan Banxian is so famous in Jincha City. In terms of acting skills alone, he is many times better than those street fortune-tellers.

This is called professionalism.

Suddenly, there was a "click", and there was a white light in front of my eyes, just like a flash bullet that was pierced through the wool. It was all white and I couldn't see anything. After about a second or two, the white light gradually dissipated, revealing a "black man".

The black hair was still standing on end and wavy.

The beard on the chin also stood upright, spreading out in all directions, showing a fan shape.

The overall shape is like a black sunflower.

"Lanlan Half Immortal, are you alright?"

"Cough, cough, cough" a puff of black smoke was coughed out from Lan Banxian's mouth, and after a few seconds, a dry voice sounded, "Your nobleman, you are indeed noble, you are beyond words, let alone predict your future."

Then, "cough cough cough" coughed out another puff of black smoke.

"Don't be a nobleman, I said it can't be counted, if you insist on counting, call 120"

Wang Liang was about to call 120, but was stopped by Lan Banxian, "No, it's just a..." At this point, he didn't go any further, and changed the subject, mentioning what Wang Liang was most concerned about, "I seem to have seen a In this picture, there are very large spaceships, densely packed, countless, and some people, floating beside the spaceships, with white hair.".

Speaking of this, Lan Banxian suddenly turned his head to look at Wang Liang, his eyes widened like two glass beads, and exclaimed: "Yes, that's right, that's how it is, you are like those people, with white hair, like Even looks."

With a "click", the voice stopped abruptly, and Wang Liang's eyes were full of white light again.

When the white light dissipated, Lan Banxian was gone. Wang Liang was thinking about where Lan Banxian had gone, when a familiar voice sounded from behind him, "This old man is really ignorant and fearless. He dares to do anything." explain".

After finishing speaking, Jiang Liuer walked up to him, knelt down, took out his long smoke pot from his sleeve, put it near his mouth, sucked it, and sprayed it on the unconscious Lan Banxian lying on the ground. A puff of white smoke.

When the mist touched Lan Banxian's face, it was like little white snakes entering through his seven orifices.

A few seconds later, Lan Banxian opened his eyes, his eyes were dazed, as if he had just woken up, suddenly, he turned over and knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and cried, "I was wrong, I won't say it again, I was wrong, and I will never again."

"Okay, if you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it. Let's go now."

Lan Banxian stood up, cupped his fists at Jiang Liu'er to express his thanks, then turned around and left, Wang Haohao couldn't easily hear some secrets, how could he let him go easily, ran over and grabbed Lan Banxian's arm, and put him Pulling back, he grabbed Jiang Liuer's arm again, stared at him, gritted his teeth and said, "Both of you don't want to leave today, unless you make things clear."

As soon as the words came out, Lan Banxian immediately cried like a kindergarten child, crying and said: "My lord, it's because I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, please let me go, if I say a word more, I will definitely die !”.

"Is it so serious? Isn't it just a few lightning bolts? You come back with me, and I'll have someone make you an insulating house, and then make you an insulating dress. When the time comes, you put on the insulating clothes, sit in the insulating house, and the house In addition, put up a lightning rod, and then say whatever you want, I don’t believe it’s possible.”

"It's useless." Jiang Liuer interrupted Wang Liang with a smile, "Just let him go, as long as he dares to say a word, he will be chopped into flying ash."

"It's fine, why did Lei hack him?"

"Because he said things he shouldn't have said"

"That is to say, you know these things, but you just don't tell me"

"I don't know, I just know that he can't say anymore"

Just as Wang Liang was about to speak, Lan Banxian said first: "Just hold your hand high and let me go, please!".

Looking at Lan Banxian's bitter face, Wang Liang sighed helplessly and let him go.

In an instant, Lan Banxian was like a wild horse that had run loose, and ran away, and disappeared from Wang Liang's sight in the blink of an eye. He quickly tied his arm and Jiang Liu'er's arm with the hemp rope, while tying, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll see how you run this time!".

"What are you doing? Conjoined twins?"

"Say it"

"say what?"

"Talk about the giant palace, talk about one or two profound arts, tell me all the secrets you know"

Jiang Liu'er looked around, smiled and said: "There are too many people here, how about this, let's find a restaurant and talk while eating, you have beautiful women to accompany you to eat, unlike me, who lives in poverty, and has not yet After eating, I almost fainted from hunger."

"You can pull it down, once you make a move, it will be a few million jade bracelets, poor as a dog's hair!"

"Speaking of the bracelet, do you have a relationship with that beauty?" Jiang Liu'er put her two thumbs together and smiled at Wang Liang with a rippling smile.

"You old crook, thinking about something all day long!"

"That means, millions of dollars are in vain?"

"You insisted on giving it, what does it have to do with me?"

"are you mad at me"

"You're the one who pissed me off"

The two talked and came to a nearby donkey meat restaurant. Wang Liang found that Jiang Liuer seemed to have a relationship with donkeys. Last time he invited him to eat donkey meat fire, plus donkey meat soup and donkey meat steamed dumplings. It is "donkey".

The proprietress looked at the old and the young, who were tied up like conjoined twins, and the young hair was still all white. She was surprised and handed over the menu with a smile.

Jiang Liu'er didn't know how to be polite at all, took the menu, looked at it, and said, "Cut two catties of good donkey meat, add a cold dish, and take a bottle of Erguotou."

"okay!"

After the proprietress left, Wang Liang immediately asked, "What was written in that book?".

"Which book?"

"Don't play dumb, be careful I will break your arm with two fists"

"You broke my arm, I don't even know!"

"Then what do you know?"

"I don't know anything." Seeing that Wang Liang's fist was about to hit her own arm, Jiang Liu'er quickly changed her words, "I know a little bit!".

"Say!"

Seeing that Jiang Liuer was about to say, at a critical moment, the proprietress interrupted, "Here is your dish." The proprietress put a rectangular tray on the table, which contained a large plate of donkey meat, a plate of cold dishes, and a bottle of wine.

Jiang Liu'er picked up the wine, unscrewed the lid, sniffed it, squinted her eyes, showing an intoxicated expression, and murmured: "In ancient times, all sages and sages died, but the drinkers kept their names. What that kid Li Bai said is indeed reasonable. Don't send me so much gold and silver for him to wander around."

After finishing speaking, he raised the wine bottle and put it near his mouth, "ton, ton, ton", drank the wine in the bottle in one breath, put down the bottle, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of donkey meat, put it in his mouth, and chewed it a few times , said in a heavy tone: "Happy!".

At this time, the proprietress standing by the table was completely "stupid".

I screamed in my heart, "My God! Is this still a human?".

She has been running a donkey meat restaurant for more than ten years, and has seen many drunkards, but she has never seen such a fierce person.

A bottle of Erguotou with a temperature of 42 degrees, if you drink it in one sitting, you are not afraid of burning your stomach?
Wang Liang was also shocked, not only by the drinking, but also by his words. Jiang Liuer once took out a jade hairpin and said that he won it from a bet with Tang Taizong. At that time, he thought it was bragging, but now he mentioned Li Bai , combined with the occurrence of strange things during this period of time, a thought that reached the extreme of the Arabian Nights suddenly popped up in his mind.

Isn't Jiang Liu'er the legendary land fairy?
He has been living from the time of Qin Shihuang to the present. During this period, he discovered many secrets, including the giant palace.

That is too old.
Just thinking of this, Jiang Liuer interrupted, "Give me another bottle of juice, just drinking is not enough, it's not good for your health."

The proprietress nodded blankly, walked out of the card room, went to the bar to get juice, got into the back kitchen, "da da da, da da da", her mouth was like a machine gun shooting blue fire, following her adventure The chef shared it again.

After the kitchen staff listened, they were dumbstruck.

After the proprietress brought the juice and all disturbances were gone, Wang Liang stared closely at Jiang Liuer and said, "Now we can talk!".

Jiang Liu'er picked up a piece of donkey meat, put it in his mouth, shook his head and said, "Actually, there's nothing to say, you'd better focus on studying the one and two profound arts, maybe you can discover some secrets you want to know from it ".

As soon as the voice fell, there was a "bang", and the card room was full of white mist. At the same time, Wang Liang felt his arm lighten, and quickly stretched out his hand to grab the side, but it was a step too late.

Jiang Liuer ran away again.

The white mist came and went quickly, and after dissipating, Wang Liang found that the unfinished donkey meat, cold dishes, and fruit juices were all gone.

I went to the bar to settle the bill, hurried back, and started to study one or two profound arts.

When Wang Liang was struggling to explore the secrets, the influence of the clay figurines was not over yet.

In a rental room.

A young man with a fair complexion, somewhat thin, sat in front of the computer, looked at the outline on the screen, and kept sighing. Just yesterday, he was almost scared to death.

Still in shock.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have taken clay figurines from that white-haired weirdo’s stall.

It's a pity that there is no such medicine as "early knowing" in this world. Now his mind is in a mess and he can't write a plot at all. Since this is the case, it is just a day off.

Move the mouse to create a new chapter, titled "A day off", and the content is, "I was scared by a clay figurine and didn't sleep well all night, and I couldn't write at all. Please take a day off, huh!".

After writing, check it out habitually, click send, close the background, open the game, and start playing happily.

When readers saw the leave content, they were instantly "angry".

Hey, are the current authors so perfunctory? Not only do they not update, they don’t even bother to make up the reason for asking for leave. They are scared by clay figurines and coax a three-year-old child?
A reader named "Unyielding Diving Boat" commented: "Send the clay figurines here, I want to see what clay figurines can scare people so that they can't sleep at night!".

Happy times always go by quickly.

It was night in an instant, the thin young man closed Panda City, opened the background of the website and glanced at the data, there was no change, and then opened the comment area to see if the readers had any new and constructive suggestions.

As for the comments that scold him, they will be automatically filtered, plus deleted and blocked.

Suddenly, I found a reader named "Unyielding Diving Boat" who asked him to send the clay figurines, and he wanted to be a guinea pig.

He had never encountered such a request, and he had to meet it.

I found "Unyielding Diving Boat" in the reader group, chatted privately, asked for the address, immediately contacted the headwind express, and sent the clay figurine to him.

the next day.

Wang Liang looked at the exercise booklet in his hand, shook his head slightly, threw it aside, and continued to make clay figurines.

This technique is too difficult!
He studied all night, his legs were numb from sitting, his eyes were almost blind, and he didn't research one, two, three, so he should honestly increase the progress bar.

Maybe, his progress bar is also related to the giant palace. After reaching the highest level, secrets will naturally appear before his eyes.

the other side.

"The Unyielding Diving Boat" received a courier from the author. He is a rich second generation with three buildings in his family. He doesn't have to work at ordinary times. He just collects rent for his parents. When he has nothing to do, he likes to read novels.

The weak and timid author actually said that he was scared by a clay figurine so that he couldn't sleep well all night, and he couldn't even update it.

Today, let him see what kind of clay figurine it is that can scare the author like that.

Open the package, there is a plastic box inside, open the box, it is paper, layer by layer of paper, it is a sponge, he is very speechless, isn't he just a broken clay figure?
As for the packaging so tight?
Uncover the sponge on the upper layer, and then you can see the clay figurine.

The appearance was indeed a little scary, like a female ghost in a horror movie he had seen when he was a child, but it was just a little scary, not enough to scare people so much that they couldn't sleep at night.

It can only be said that this author is too courageous, even more courageous than a mouse.

Opened the chapter on asking for leave, and commented again: "The clay figurine has been received, and it is not scary at all. The author is either timid, or he just couldn't think of a good reason to ask for leave, so he made one up."

night.

After updating the last chapter, the author kept shaking his head when checking the comments, and said silently in his heart: "You will stop dancing later!".

After finishing speaking, he began to search the Internet for news about the white-haired weirdo.

After searching a lot, all of them were over-interpreted by some self-media, and there was no latest news, so I closed the webpage, opened Panda City, and started to continue to struggle.

At this time, the white-haired weirdo was meditating, and his hair was still and automatic.

His face turned black for a while, then went white for a while, switching back and forth.

He himself didn't realize his abnormality, and his mind was full of things that happened before, for example, painting a turtle on Yang Shuwan's face, playing tricks on Ding Yanxin, stealing snacks hidden by Ying Zheng, etc., just like watching a movie .

(End of this chapter)