I did one thing to the extreme

Chapter 3 Start pouring vinegar
When I got home, I was about to go to the kitchen to find a vinegar bottle to practice pouring vinegar, when Zhang Dong called.

"Wang Liang, search Jincha City Matchmaking Office on Douyin"

After saying this, he hung up in seconds. Wang Liang had long been accustomed to Zhang Dong's hot-tempered personality. He shook his head slightly, sat on the sofa in a leisurely manner, drank a sip of cold tea, turned on Douyin, and searched for "Jin Cha" as Zhang Dong said. City Matchmaking Office".

There are five videos about successful blind dates.

Each video has more than 20 likes, and not many comments, only one or two. Judging from his previous experience in operating accounts, this must be buying "DOU+", or increasing the number of views by 1000 to 1500 "DOU+".

While watching, Zhang Dong's call came again.

"How is it? Does my account have a bright future? It can blind people's eyes!"

When he heard this sentence, Wang Liang suddenly thought whether he could also create a Douyin account, post some flying toothpick videos, accumulate some fans, and then cash in.

"Hey, what about people?"

"Listen, I'm also going to make a Douyin account"

"What type of account?"

"Secret!"

Wang Liang hung up the phone and was about to record a video. The director of the operation department sent Wei Xin to ask him to see the account data. He really wanted to give him a toothpick to pierce his small cherry mouth that could be chattering.

no way.

Under the eaves of others, I have to bow my head.

In order to earn the two B money, he quickly took out his laptop and opened the Douyin news flow account. Good guy, the conversion cost of each advertisement is more than 300, and he doesn't care what the on-duty person is doing.

I am about to send a message to throw the pot away.

It suddenly occurred to me that the person on duty yesterday seemed to be the director of the operation department. No wonder the cost has risen so high. This trash is the boss's brother-in-law.

Through this incident, Wang Liang also strengthened his idea of ​​being a comma.

Earn more and earn less, at least you don't have to suffer from this bird air.

If this continues, you will have a heart attack.

After he finished adjusting his account, he took a closer look and saw that it was past 11 o'clock. He even took a woolen video, and quickly practiced pouring vinegar. He took out the vinegar pot and found a porcelain basin. Every time he poured, the number on the progress bar would change. A change occurred.

After pouring out a pot of vinegar, use the funnel to refill the vinegar pot and continue pouring.

Reversing backwards, Wang Liang felt his eyelids getting heavier and heavier, and almost fell asleep. He picked up his phone and checked, it was already past two o'clock in the middle of the night.

At this point, the progress bar shows that 5300 times have been reversed.

He went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, sobered up a bit, and continued pouring when he came back. Today he insisted on seeing what would happen if he poured [-] times.

Rest for a while, pour for a while, and keep busy until almost five o'clock, the sky is getting dark, and the progress bar finally came [9999/10000]

Wang Liang took a deep breath, slightly tilted his hand holding the vinegar pot, and poured a stream of vinegar into the porcelain basin.

The progress bar instantly changed to [10000/10000], turned into a ray of golden light, and got into the vinegar pot.

At the same time, the cold electronic voice sounded in his mind again.

[Have already got a glimpse of the door, and the next upgrade is still 100000 times away]

The familiar progress bar appeared in front of my eyes again.

[0/100000]

There was also a strong scent of vinegar wafting from the vinegar pot, which made Wang Liang swallow his saliva.

"This is... the vinegar has mutated?"

He muttered to himself, brought a bowl, poured the last bit of vinegar in the vinegar pot into the bowl, a more intense scent of vinegar hit his face, he picked up the bowl, drank a little, after the vinegar entered his mouth, soft , fragrant, sour, and an indescribable taste.

He couldn't help but drank a little more, just like that, back and forth, he drank all the vinegar in the bowl.

Looking at the empty bowl, Wang Liang felt that his lumbar and cervical spine were extremely comfortable. Since he graduated from junior college, he has been engaged in advertising, and this is the third year. Sitting in the office for a long time has caused strain on the lumbar and cervical spine. feeling bad.

Unexpectedly, this half bowl of vinegar relieved the strain of the lumbar and cervical spine, which is really miraculous.

If you pour vinegar one hundred thousand times, what will happen to the vinegar?
You know, he poured vinegar until he got to the first glimpse of the method, which means that there are still several levels after that, and then poured 20 times, 30 times, 100 million times, what mutation will happen to the vinegar?He is looking forward to it more and more.

"Grumpy"

The screaming of the stomach interrupted Wang Liang's thoughts, as if to say, "I'm starving to death, you're still thinking about being jealous, so go eat."

Wang Liang rubbed his empty stomach, went to the kitchen to find a piece of bread, took a bite first, washed up quickly, got dressed, went out, and rode an ugly group electric car to Yonghong restaurant.

"Shopkeeper, Siu Mai"

"okay"

He took out two sets of tableware from the disinfection cabinet, poured another pot of brick tea, drank the tea, and dialed Zhang Dong's phone.

"Hey, what's the matter, it's so early"

His tone was hazy, apparently woken up by his phone call.

"Get up quickly, come to Yonghong Restaurant, I'll treat you to siu mai"

"It's too early, I'm a little bit uncomfortable"

"Can you stop talking nonsense, hurry up, Su Mei is here too"

"Huh? I'll be right there"

After more than ten minutes, Zhang Dong hurriedly rushed to Wang Liang, glanced around, and said helplessly, "Where is Su Mei? You lied to me again."

talking room.

The siu mai is here.

Wang Liang picked up a piece of siu mai with his chopsticks, and said while eating, "There will be some in Su Mei, and there will be bread, too, so hurry up and eat."

Zhang Dong sat opposite, picked up the vinegar pot, poured some vinegar into the plate, picked up a siu mai, put it on the plate, was about to eat, sighed, put down his chopsticks, frowned, with a painful expression on his face Said: "How do you say you can catch up with Su Mei?".

"I told you a long time ago, don't chase, but catch, a woman is a fish, you have to be a patient fisher"

Before Wang Liang could finish speaking, Zhang Dong interrupted him.

"Stop, stop, don't just talk, can you give me a sample and catch a mermaid?"

"I don't want to."

Just halfway through speaking, there was a sudden "pop" sound behind him, and he turned his head to see that the ground was covered with broken porcelain. A middle-aged man with a flushed face was standing unsteadily in front of the table, pointing at the proprietress at the counter. , Cursed: "You are riding a horse, do you look down on Lao Tzu? Why don't you pour water for Lao Tzu?".

The proprietress forced a smile and said, "Pour it right away, fall it right away."

The middle-aged man picked up another cup and slammed it on the ground with a "pop", which scared the children sitting at the next table to tears.

"The real Nima doesn't know who she is after drinking two taels of cat urine"

When Zhang Dong said this, his voice was very loud. When the middle-aged man heard it, he pointed at him and yelled, "Little Dan Paozi." But he didn't come over because he is 1.7 meters tall, and he often lifts weights in the gym. He has a burly figure. , as strong as a cow.

Seeing that Zhang Dong was going to deal with this person, Wang Liang grabbed him and said in a low voice, "Don't be impulsive, I'll deal with him."

(End of this chapter)