I did one thing to the extreme

Chapter 314 "Pan" Black Reservoir (two chapters in one)

Bright eyes.

A clean white ceiling appears.

Ding Yan let out a long breath, picked up his phone, and checked the time, it was already five o'clock in the morning.

It's only five o'clock?
Wang Liang put down his phone, turned around, and continued to sleep. After five or six minutes, he sat up from the bed, stared at the curtains, and murmured, "I'm restless, why do you feel like something's going to happen?".

After speaking, he sat still for a few minutes, got up, washed, made medicine, and made breakfast.

After breakfast, I went to the roof, took out the fishing rod from the magic weapon of space, sat on the sofa, and started fishing. After a while, a hazy picture appeared under the fishing rod.

It seemed to be a person. He stood with his hands behind his back in the dark space. His long black and white hair swayed slightly behind his back. Suddenly, he turned his head, staring at Wang Liang with starry eyes.

Ethereal, distant and near voices appeared in Wang Liang's mind.

"That's right, the rules have already taken shape, time is running out, Tai Sui may break through the seal at any time, we need to speed up the forming of the rules"

The voice fell and the screen disappeared.

Wang Liang nodded, and said to himself: "Who am I?".

Just as he was thinking, a golden progress bar appeared in front of his eyes.

【Fishing: 8100/10000】

No matter, speeding up the practice speed is the right way.

At around ten o'clock in the morning, Wang Liang came to the Kundu Reservoir again. At this time, the preliminary round of the Northwest Fishing Competition was being held, and all the contestants were sitting on the fishing seats.

The boss seemed to recognize him, and very politely arranged him to a relatively clean fishing spot.

The contestants were all concentrating on fishing, and just quietly took equipment from the magic weapon of space.

After all the equipment was put away, he started to continue the verification. Sure enough, as he guessed, the same reservoir, the second time he came to fish, still had the "novice protection period", and it was estimated that it would be gone the third time.

The strength of the first fish was very strong, and it took a long time to put the fish in the fish protection.

As the saying goes, the sun shines wherever it goes. Although Wang Liang has been very low-key, when he caught the eighth fish in a row, the contestants caught the attention of the contestants and frequently cast surprised glances at him.

When he caught No.15 fish in a row, almost all players looked at him.

"Those who ride on horses, there are hooks!"

A contestant closest to Wang Liang roared wildly in his heart when he saw the Yuhu that was almost full.

He has been fishing for seven or eight years, and he has never seen such an awesome master. Even if he is the champion of the national fishing competition, it is impossible to catch a fish every few minutes. There must be tricks in it.

Just as he was thinking whether to signal the referee to check the "master"'s fishing tackle, a sentence came from not far away, "Referee, I suspect that the player on fishing position 103 used some kind of illegal fishing tackle."

"He is not a contestant, but an ordinary fishing friend"

The referee's words were like a sledgehammer weighing more than ten kilograms, which directly knocked the contestants into a daze.

"What? He's not a contestant, is there a mistake?"

"I don't want to participate in this game in an instant"

"What's going on? Is he humiliating me?"

After complaining wildly in their hearts, the players started fishing seriously, and told themselves all the time, don't look at that monster, it will only affect your mentality.

Among the spectators standing around watching the game, some fishing friends from yesterday looked at the embarrassing contestants and said with a smile in their hearts: "It doesn't feel good to be rubbed on the ground by someone!".

After finishing speaking, I laughed wildly in my heart

Near noon, the game ended, and the winning contestant was not very happy, and left the reservoir silently.

Wang Liang made a pot of stewed fish with local materials. Some fishing friends who had just rushed over and put down their equipment and were about to go fishing, smelled the strong fragrance, and their stomachs screamed, and their fishing thoughts disappeared immediately. Start eating dry food.

When fishing in the afternoon, Wang Liang found that the novice protection period had disappeared, and he could not catch a fish for half a day, so he resolutely went back home, sat on the roof, and continued fishing.

Jiang Liu'er actually appeared in the picture I saw this time.

He was wearing a Taoist robe, sitting opposite a man in a fine attire, drinking tea and chatting.

Can't hear what they're talking about.

At this point, the screen disappeared, and the golden progress bar appeared in front of Wang Liang again.

【Fishing: 9800/10000】

It's only 200 away, and I've reached the beginning of practice.

Resolutely put away the big fishing rod, took out the small fishing rod, went to the second floor, and started fishing the small crucian carp in the tank.

These little crucian carp have been caught by Wang Liang many times, and they have become very cunning, they don't bite the bait at all, they have no choice but to fish them out, let the robot clean them up, and save them to make crucian carp soup at night.

Then I went to the aquatic product market to buy a new batch of crucian carp, put them in the fish tank, and started fishing.

The speed of fishing has been significantly improved this time.

As the evening approached, the progress bar rose to [Fishing: 9850/10000]. After dinner, Wang Liang wanted to go all out and practice to the full, but the objective conditions did not allow it. After an afternoon of "training", the crucian carp in the fish tank also learned well. Don't bite the hook anymore.

I had no choice but to think of another way out.

After investigation, Wang Liang found that there are many "black reservoirs" in the south. The reason why they are called black reservoirs is not because the water in the reservoirs is black, but because fishing near such reservoirs is not only expensive, but most importantly Unfortunately, no fish could be caught yet.

There is a master fisherman named Deng Xiaogang who often posts videos of "Panhei Reservoir" on Douyin.

Wang Liang watched a few of these videos, and had to admit that this Deng Xiaogang's fishing skills were really good, but compared to him, he was still a little behind.

According to the information in the video and other information on the Internet, Wang Liang carefully formulated a road map for "Panhei Reservoir", then opened the long-lost chess app and started playing chess.

This time the "leader" did not send a letter of challenge. It is estimated that he has not been online for a long time. The "leader" has forgotten about it. His opponent is called "Pipi Shrimp". Just by looking at the name, he wants to abuse He has a meal.

Let him re-skin!

the other side.

The well-known anchor Mr. Ma glanced at the barrage and said solemnly: "This opponent is called Yundanfengqing. You can tell by his name that he is a master, but he is still a bit young. Let's see how I beat him."

With that said, came a one-handed shot, two flats and five, which is commonly known as a head-on shot.

The opponent jumped decisively and protected the pawn.

Next, the luck of the two sides was like flying, and they became a pan-headed horse against a two-headed snake.

"Look at the hand of my god!"

Mr. Ma was talking, and put the car directly on the opponent's muzzle, and was about to continue bragging, but the opponent beat his car.

"Wordgrass! I didn't see it"

Immediately afterwards, a line of words appeared next to the other party's avatar.

"Little rookie, just torture and cry you!"

Netizens who watched the live broadcast laughed, and the bullet screens were all "hahaha". Teacher Ma's mouth, recognized as tougher than iron, calmly said: "A mistake, this time it was a mistake."

Saying so, click "Admit defeat" and start over decisively.

No surprises, this game is still Confucius moving, all losers.

A line of words appeared next to the opponent's portrait again.

"Little rookie, just ask if you accept it?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed madly at Teacher Ma's dumbfounded look.

"Slip away, don't be with such a young man"

The next day, the video of Mr. Ma being brutally abused by masters while playing chess spread all over the major online platforms. While netizens laughed at him, they also admired him very much. He can actually produce such an awesome program effect by playing chess. , and there is no one left.

Wang Tianer, the top professional chess player ranked No. [-] in rating for ten consecutive years, was also amused by this video.

The ID of Yundanfengqing became popular naturally, and chess players sent applications to "add friends" one after another, wanting to compete with him, but unfortunately, this master is not online.

Because he was watching a movie on the high-speed train in the south at this time.

The cause of this scene is to eat Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles.

An honest and friendly uncle was eating well, when suddenly a fat woman with a waist as thick as a bucket stood up on the seat behind him.

The fat woman pointed at the uncle and yelled, "Do you have a sense of public morality to eat such a strong taste on the high-speed rail?"

The uncle replied calmly, "No, what's up!".

This sentence, like a torch, instantly ignited the powder keg.

The fat woman immediately started yelling.

"Look at your garlic head, you still eat instant noodles"

In the middle of scolding, the uncle suddenly turned around and said very calmly, "You look like a dunghill, don't step out and embarrass yourself, okay?".

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the carriage laughed, including Wang Liang.

The fat woman's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. She pointed at the uncle's fat hand and began to tremble non-stop. Finally, she cursed and left her seat. Gotta be like a potato!"

"dunghill"

"Potatoes"

"dunghill"

The marshal who rushed over after hearing the sound was also amused by the two people, and said with a smile: "Okay, stop making noise, and pay attention to the order in the carriage."

The fat woman gave the uncle a hard look and returned to her seat.

After the marshal left, he began to mutter again, "Tudouzi, horse rider, Tudouzi".

Not to be outdone, the uncle replied: "Dung pile, stinky dung pile!".

The people in the carriage couldn't help laughing again when they heard the two men muttering.

Laughing until the next stop, when the uncle dragged his suitcase and left, he stopped.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, Wang Liang came to the first stop of his trip, Shuijiang County. There is a Lixiu Reservoir here, which is affectionately called "Heikeng" by netizens. He first found a hotel, and then put on a face mask to go out to look for food. .

I just ordered a bowl of rice noodles, but before I had time to eat it, I heard a "buzz" from the opposite side. When I looked up, it turned out to be a big cockroach. It was really big, it had wings, and it could fly. The cockroaches in the north were on it. In front of him, he looked like a stunted child, completely incomparable.

"Wood grass!"

Wang Liang exclaimed, subconsciously picked up a toothpick, pointed it at the cockroach, flicked it with his fingers, and heard a "bang", and the cockroach disappeared instantly without a trace.

The fat man sitting at the next table stared fixedly at Wang Liang's hand, not even knowing that the chopsticks had fallen to the ground.

"call"

Wang Liang let out a long breath and continued to eat rice noodles. This cockroach is really scary. If it wasn't for his special skills, he would definitely run away. He was eating happily when a sentence suddenly came from behind, "Oriental leader, you are the Eastern leader!" .

The tone was urgent, as if calling for a suspect.

"No, you've got the wrong person!"

The people behind him didn't speak any more. Wang Liang thought that the matter was over like this. He never expected that after a while, a large group of people rushed in from the store, all sitting on stools, watching him quietly eating rice noodles.

Being watched by so many people, I was scratched all over my body, and the rice noodles in the bowl were no longer fragrant. After eating in a hurry, I left the rice noodle shop and returned to my residence.

It's past three o'clock in the middle of the night.

The toothpick that Wang Liang flicked out stuck the cockroach and flew all the way to the kangaroo country. At this time, it was also night in the kangaroo country, and the toothpick drew a beautiful arc and plunged into the barracks.

An unlucky soldier was sleeping soundly when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his mouth and subconsciously "wailed".

All the soldiers in the same dormitory were awakened with a start, asking about the situation blindly.

It wasn't until someone turned on the light that a corporal had a bamboo stick stuck to his lips, and a big cockroach was stuck on the bamboo stick.

"Oh God, what's going on here?"

"Oh my God!"

"what happened?"

The soldier was surprised. The officer walked into the dormitory with a dark face. When he saw the wounded soldier, he was also shocked. While asking why, he sent him to the medical room.

After emergency treatment by a doctor, the toothpick was taken out, along with two front teeth.

These two teeth were all knocked loose by the toothpick, and there was no way to save them. Sooner or later, they would have to fall out, so it is better to pull them out now.

As a result, this unlucky soldier has been missing two front teeth ever since.

After some investigation, it was found that there was a thin hole in the wall. The officer believed that the bamboo stick had broken a thin hole in the wall, and then stuck into the soldier's lip, knocking two teeth loose.

Although the result is a bit absurd, the facts are right in front of us and we have to admit it.

The question is, who fired the bamboo stick?
The officer shrugged and said to himself: "Only God knows!".

At eight o'clock in the morning of Longguo time, Wang Liang got up to wash, made medicine, disguised himself to make sure that no one would recognize him for a while, went to the cafeteria in the hotel after breakfast, hailed a taxi, and came to Li Xiu Reservoir.

As soon as I came in, I heard someone shouting expensive.

"It's too expensive here, I fish all day, it's cheaper."

“Couldn’t be cheaper”

Walking over, I saw a small man wearing slippers and a tall, thin man wearing a sun hat, "looking at each other affectionately".

"Okay!" The tall and thin man waved his hand and said, "Then fish for a long time, and I will take all the fish I catch, so don't play tricks when the time comes."

"Don't worry, I have been contracting the reservoir for more than ten years, and I have never stopped others from taking the fish. As long as you have the ability, you can catch all the fish in the reservoir."

The tall and thin man did not speak, walked to the back of a white off-road vehicle, opened the trunk, and began to unload the equipment.

"Hey! Pretty boy, are you here to fish too?"

"Yes, how to charge"

"Two hundred an hour, no bargaining, whether to fish or not?" After saying this, the boss added another sentence after a second or two, "The fish in my reservoir are very good."

Wang Liang looked at the smiling boss and murmured in his heart, "He's so black!" This guy must have recognized his foreign accent and wanted to kill him once.

(End of this chapter)