Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 145 I intend to commit seppuku to show my sincerity!

After returning to the manager's office of the emergency department, Hu Qiang walked up and down with a sad face, not knowing how to write the planning plan and how to write the inspection.

In other words, he was thinking about how to satisfy Lisa and stop finding fault.

"Manager Hu!" The companion suddenly laughed, "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations?" Hu Qiang was taken aback, then turned to look at his companion, "Have you come up with a better new plan? Let me hear it?"

"No." Xiaopei said with a smile, "You just walked [-] steps, and today's basic exercise volume has reached the standard."

Hu Qiang frowned: "I know, I shouldn't have expectations of you.",

After sighing, Hu Qiang said: "Forget it, since you are an intelligent program, you must have a good memory, read the minutes of the previous meeting to me, I will look for inspiration, figure out what Lisa means, and see how to get this done Damn plan."

The OL version's companion smiled and nodded: "Okay."

Immediately afterwards, the OL version of the companion picked up the notepad and read: "This is the stupidest plan I have ever seen."

Hu Qiang frowned: "Stop talking, the next paragraph!"

The little companion said again: "Does the left and right hemispheres of your brain never communicate? The precision here is really fine, praise!"

"Next paragraph!" Hu Qiang said dissatisfied.

The little companion continued to read: "This plan is a cold joke. The earth is so lucky to have you. Global warming can be saved!"

"Enough!" Hu Qiang waved his hand and said angrily, "No, what do you mean? I asked you to read the minutes of the meeting, and you satirized me every sentence? Did you do it on purpose?"

The little companion said pitifully: "You misunderstood, I didn't."

"You still dare to quibble?" Hu Qiang said again.

"I'm sorry, Manager Hu." The companion immediately lowered his head, "I was wrong."

"Where is it wrong?" Hu Qiang said loudly, "Be more specific!"

The little companion said: "I, I failed the expectations of the leader, I did not complete the work assigned by the leader, I, I dragged the team back."

Hu Qiang blinked, and when he heard this, he immediately remembered, wasn't this what he apologized to Lisa before?

Now the little companion uses his own words to deal with him, making Hu Qiang tremble all over with anger.

what is this?This is blatant ridicule!
Just when Hu Qiang was angry from the heart, evil turned to courage, picked up a box on the table and wanted to throw it over, and then yelled at him, Hu Qiang suddenly frowned, always feeling something was wrong there.

"Wait, what's wrong with me? Why are you so angry?"

Hu Qiang thought about it carefully, and finally realized that something was wrong. He felt that his previous self seemed to be too angry.

That's right, I was scolded by Lisa before, but I can't make myself so angry, right?

I'm just here to dawdle, and mainly earn system bonuses. I've always regarded myself as a player in a real-life workplace game. Why are you so serious?
Gently put down the box, slowly walked to the opposite sofa and sat down, Hu Qiang continued to frown and meditate.

"Strange, there was indeed a burst of ignorance just now, and I wanted to yell at my companion, but this obviously doesn't match my temperament?"

"Could it be that it's the habit of the predecessor again? Or is there another reason?"

When Hu Qiang was sitting on the sofa frowning and meditating, the companion walked up to Hu Qiang carefully and said in a low voice:
"Manager Hu, isn't the apology just made by my companion not enough?"

Speaking of this, the little companion bent down and bowed: "I'm really sorry for causing you trouble. It's because I didn't apologize enough. I was wrong. Please scold me as much as you want."

Hu Qiang said casually: "What's the use of scolding you? You're just a program. What's the difference between scolding you and scolding a computer? Forget it, it's none of your business. You don't need to apologize."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang shook his head in self-deprecating way: "Me too, I lost my temper with you just now, and then I need another program to comfort me. I'm really drunk."

The little companion in the bowing state straightened up, with a serious face: "I understand! You are still angry!"

Speaking of this, my companion took out a wakizashi from behind for Japanese samurai seppuku.

When Hu Qiang saw this situation, he immediately raised his head in surprise: "What are you doing? What are you doing with a knife?"

The companion with a knife in both hands said with a serious face: "As your virtual partner, when you are scolded and sad, I must find a way to apologize that satisfies you, so as to really relieve your anxiety.

Therefore, I plan to commit seppuku to show my sincerity! "

After finishing speaking, the little companion pulled out the wakizawa, and was about to stab her in the abdomen.

"Okay, stop making trouble!" Hu Qiang hurriedly stopped.

"Splitting yourself and killing yourself? Do you think you are Guan Gu's magic? You kill yourself by cutting yourself at every turn?

And you're just a program, is seppuku useful?

Don't bleed out all over your body again, it's weird to look at.

Put the knife back quickly, hurry up, how scary! "

The little companion took the knife back.

Seeing the little companion put away the knife, Hu Qiang said: "My little companion, I have convinced you.

I've said it all, I don't need your apology, and I don't need your comfort, what are you doing?

All right, all right, go back and rest, don't make trouble. "

The little companion nodded with a serious face, and suddenly took off his jacket and jacket, revealing only a very cool vest.

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment: "Where are you going to make trouble again? Seppuku is not successful, change sex?"

The little companion was wearing a small vest with very little material, and looked at Hu Qiang with a serious face: "No, I plan to take the blame!"

After finishing speaking, the little companion suddenly took out a bundle of thorns, carried it directly on his back, then knelt down directly to Hu Qiang and bowed his head, and at the same time shouted: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault! I'm sorry, it's all my fault I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

Seeing the little companion wearing a small vest, kneeling on the ground to plead guilty, Hu Qiang frowned and said: "No need to apologize, get up quickly, if people see this, everyone will laugh at me."

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"It's not your fault, it's my fault, right?"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"No, it's really my fault, I shouldn't ask you to apologize!"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"Little companion, I beg you, stop talking!"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"I don't blame you, okay?"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"No, is this interesting to you? What do you want me to do? When people see you like this, they will think I'm a pervert!"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

Seeing that the little companion was still kneeling there and kept apologizing like a repeater, Hu Qiang opened his mouth and finally gave up.

"Forget it! You are an artificial retarded person!" Hu Qiang directly took out a pair of earphones, and then said to the companion, "You can apologize as you like, I'm too lazy to bother you, just call me when you're done."

After speaking, Hu Qiang put on headphones for himself, began to lie on the sofa, picked up his mobile phone and played games.

And the little companion who took the blame version still knelt there and continued to apologize:
"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

"Sorry, it's all my fault!"

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(End of this chapter)