Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 166 So, I'm Actually A Pervert?
Seeing Hu Qiang's speechless face, Ouyang Mofei chuckled, but quickly put away the smile.

"Actually, even if they don't say it, I plan to pretend to be a companion and come to you, but I don't want others to see it, I just want you to see it."

Speaking of this, he seemed to find that what he said was a bit inappropriate, Ouyang Murphy quickly made up for it:
"Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't want to be played like a monkey, and I don't want them to see me the way I am.

If it's just you, hehe, do you dare to say it? "

"Don't dare." Hu Qiang shook his head, "I still want to live a few more years, and I don't want to trade with you at the limit."

"You're smart!" Ouyang Murphy pouted.

Hu Qiang said: "Anyway, thank you, Murphy.

Even though you tease me all day long, tease me all day long, treat me indifferently and rudely, even spy on me illegally, and even break into private houses...

Although you have done a lot of things that I don't like, but I know that you care about me, and you really care. "

After a short pause, Hu Qiang said again: "Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered something.

It was the night when I first came to the emergency department and worked on the crying headgear project. Everyone was going to go home after finishing the project, but you suddenly went crazy and insisted on taking me to Baidu Bridge in the middle of the night.

I didn't understand it at first, but after thinking about it, I realized that you should have known my sadness and deliberately used that method to let me vent my emotions, right?
I don't really like that approach, but to be honest, it works because I really, really don't feel bad afterwards.

At that time, I knew that you did that on purpose, and it was all for my own good.

By the way, how did you know that I was sad that day? "

Ouyang Murphy blinked: "What do you think?"

Hu Qiang patted his thigh: "Ah, I see!
It must have been that time when we met outside the toilet, you noticed it?
You knew at that time that I cried, but you didn't expose me? "

Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes and looked at Hu Qiang straight, then nodded back to the original: "Yes, that's it!"

"I knew it!" Hu Qiang lowered his head angrily, "I should have been more careful at the time, and I should have found a better excuse. If that day..."

"Old Hu!" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly.

"Ah?" Hu Qiang was taken aback, raised his head and asked, "Why?"

"Are you really okay?" Ouyang Murphy still looked straight into Hu Qiang's eyes, "Aren't you really uncomfortable when my companion leaves?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then exhaled and laughed at himself:
"It would be a lie to say I don't feel uncomfortable, I'm not hard-hearted.

However, as I said before, I have been subjected to various social beatings since I was a child. Even Weiwei, ah, my wife, once left me.

I have encountered so many embarrassing things, and my resistance has already been fully exhausted.

The incident with my little companion was indeed a blow to me, but it wasn't enough to break me down. "

"Then when you were in the company, why were you always in a trance, always alone in the office?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

Hu Qiang said: "Well, the reason why I was like that in the unit before was not only the inevitable loss and sadness after breaking up with love, but also the lack of sleep."

"lack of sleep?"

"Yes, lack of sleep."

Hu Qiang explained: "Since I was with my little companion, because I was so happy, it seemed like I was addicted to playing games, and I always went to bed late without knowing it, and I hardly got enough sleep for a few days.

I can't rest in time at night, and I have to continue to work during the day. After a long time, my reaction will naturally be a little slow, and my expression will be a little trance.

But it doesn't matter, I'll be back and sleep well. "

"Really?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"Of course it's true." Hu Qiang said.

"That is to say, you actually know your own problem, and can you adjust it yourself?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "Actually, in our emergency department, even if all of you are in trouble, I will be fine. Do you know why?"

"Why?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

"It's very simple." Hu Qiang said, "Because I'm the only normal person in the entire emergency department!"

"Ah?" Ouyang Murphy frowned, "What do you mean? Are you trying to say that, except for you, we are abnormal in the Emergency Department?"

"Obviously!" Hu Qiang said.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang began to analyze:

"Look, do you still remember the last time, in order to let Xiaobai stop avoiding medical treatment, realize that he has bipolar disorder, and let him actively treat it, I asked everyone to act in a play and pretended that everyone was sick?"

"Remember, what's wrong?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

Hu Qiang said: "It was that time that I found out that all of you are really sick... Wait, don't worry, listen to me!"

Then, Hu Qiang said again: "Let's talk about you first. Although you have outstanding abilities and seem to be able to do anything, in fact, you are really out of gregarious, and you really have social phobia!"

"Sophobia your sister!" Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes, "I just like people to stay away from me. Is this social phobia? Don't label me, okay?"

"Look, look." Hu Qiang said, "Your current behavior is a typical social phobia."

Bang!
Ouyang Murphy punched the table.

Hu Qiang immediately kept silent.

Soon, Ouyang Mofei said to Hu Qiang with no expression on his face: "Don't be afraid, there was a bug just now, I'll beat it for you...and kill it!"

Hu Qiang swallowed, looked at Ouyang Murphy quietly, and remained silent.

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, and clapped his hands lightly:
"Hey, old Hu, why don't you say it?
You keep talking!Say whatever you want!Feel free to say it!

You can scold me whatever you want today!You can hit me!
As long as you can feel better, I will go all out!

I promise not to hit you! "

Hu Qiang blinked and smiled dryly: "Well, Murphy..."

"Huh?" Ouyang Mo narrowed his eyes.

After coughing twice, Hu Qiang said: "Forget it, let's not talk about it."

"Say it!" Ouyang Murphy smiled, "I keep my word, so you can say what you want to say."

"I won't say." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Say it!" Ouyang Murphy slapped the table and stared.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

After Hu Qiang coughed a few more times, he said:

"Well, in short, through the last incident of pretending to be sick, I found that each of you actually has some psychological problems, no matter whether they are big or small.

At first, I thought that Secretary Jin, like me, was the only person in the Ministry of Emergency Affairs who did not suffer from mental illness.

But after listening to the unbearable past she revealed, as well as the alternative revenge experiences she had, I found that Secretary Jin is actually not normal, but I can't say exactly what is abnormal about her. "

Seeing Ouyang Murphy's ashen face, Hu Qiang said: "Don't believe me, I'm not talking nonsense.

In fact, I have the simplest way to determine that you all have psychological problems! "

"Oh?" Ouyang Murphy narrowed his eyes, "What way?"

Hu Qiang said: "It's very simple, if none of you have psychological problems, then why would you listen to me?"

Ouyang Murphy frowned: "You are the manager, of course we have to listen to you."

"No, that's not the case." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Murphy, think about it carefully.

Each of you has outstanding abilities, each has its own specialties, and if you pick them out individually, you are all masters and elites in various fields.

Since you are all so powerful and are true elites, why were you thrown into the Ministry of Emergency Affairs?
Obviously, it is because although you have outstanding abilities, you have psychological problems and cannot get along well with other normal colleagues and cannot cooperate with other people normally.

And the company emphasizes on group warfare, and emphasizes that the collective is higher than the individual. Those of you who cannot cooperate with normal people, but you are particularly capable, of course belong to the group that has been refrigerated and exiled. "

"What fallacy is this?" Ouyang Murphy said, "If that's the case, then didn't you also come to the emergency department? According to your theory, why do you say that you are the only person with a normal mind?"

"It's very simple." Hu Qiang said, "Because I'm good enough!"

"Clam?" Ouyang Murphy was stunned, "Your food?"

"Yes!" Hu Qiang said.

"At the beginning, I didn't understand why I, a person with no management experience, was suddenly transferred to the emergency department as a manager.

Then I figured it out.

The reason why I became a manager in the past is because you are all wonderful.

Facing you, it would only be a waste of resources for an ordinary capable manager to transfer over.

why?

Because all of you are weird and perverted with outstanding professional ability.

If you transfer a manager who is equally capable and has a normal mentality, you will only dislike each other, and then you will have conflicts.

It's like Xiaobai fell ill before, wasn't it because he was madly dissed by the deputy director of the brand department?
From Xiaobai's standpoint, we feel that Xiaobai has been wronged, scolded for being autistic, and even suffering from bipolar disorder, and then feel that the deputy director of the brand department is a big bad guy, a big bad person.

But from the standpoint of the person in charge of the brand department, it is a normal working state for people to curse.

People don't like your plan, why can't they scold you a few words?
It doesn't make sense!

He is Party A, and Party A is Dad. Dad sees that your plan is not good, so what’s wrong with scolding you a few times, isn’t it normal?

If you think there is something wrong with the person in charge of the brand department, that's just what you think.

But in the eyes of others, Xiaobai's situation is the one that is sick.

So you see, if you assign a capable and normal manager to lead you, he will definitely be disappointed in you and conflict with you just like the deputy director of the brand department scolded Xiaobai back then.

What the result will be, it must be centrifugal from top to bottom, tearing each other down, making the leadership unbearable.

I am different, I am not as good as you in every aspect except age and mentality.

When you see that I am so good, I am not a threat to you, so naturally you will not conflict with me.

As for me, precisely because I don't know anything and I know everything, so when I get along with you, I won't scold you like other people, because I have a guilty conscience.

In this way, on the contrary, the well water does not violate the river water, and everyone can live in harmony.

In the same way, just because I am good enough, my leader will feel at ease with me.

For example, my immediate boss, Lanni Fu, can justifiably let me take the blame because of my lack of experience.

Anyway, your department always needs a manager, and if the transferred manager comes over, it will be an internal friction. Why don't you call me, a senior rookie who doesn't know anything, over here.

Because I am good enough, the leader can rest assured, and you can rest assured, everyone can live in peace and the world will be happy.

So you say, is that the truth? "

Ouyang Murphy raised his eyebrows: "So you want to say that you are a normal rookie, and you are leading our abnormal... elites?"

"Obviously it is." Hu Qiang said, "Isn't it?"

Ouyang Murphy curled his lips: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Hu Qiang shrugged: "Actually, you have already believed my words, right?"

"Nonsense, full of fart!" Ouyang Murphy shook his head.

Hu Qiang said calmly: "Then how do you explain that you are all so powerful, but you were sent to the emergency department?
How to explain, the other managers who were transferred couldn't work for a long time, they were forced to go crazy, and then resigned automatically?
How can I explain that I can work in the emergency department for a full month and get along with you in harmony? "

Ouyang Murphy squinted his eyes and said: "Old Hu, if your hypothesis is true, is it possible? In fact, you are also a psychopathic elite, and you have some qualities and abilities that others do not have, but you yourself Didn't find it?
After all you said, we are all psychopaths.

Then you, who can mingle with us perverts, can still be a normal person? "

"It makes sense." Hu Qiang nodded thoughtfully, "So, I'm actually a pervert?"

"Or else?"

"Then you hurry up and stay away from me, be careful that I suddenly go crazy, you pervert!"

Seeing Hu Qiang like this, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips and smiled: "It's okay, I know I'm joking."

After taking a deep breath, Ouyang Murphy said: "Well, seeing that you can say so many fallacies, I feel relieved.

So, I, no, are we all worrying about you for nothing?Are you really okay? "

Hearing Ouyang Murphy's words, Hu Qiang shrugged his shoulders: "I can't say nothing is wrong, there is still sadness, but it's not as serious as you think.

No matter what, I am still very grateful for your concern, which shows that you have me in your heart and have recognized me.

Still, there's really no need to be alarmed.

I am Hu Qiang, who was given the nickname Hu Qiangqiang!

I have never seen such a big storm, such a thing as a virtual partner, what a joke! "

"I believe you!" Ouyang Murphy sneered, "It's not convincing to say this with tears, wipe your tears first!"

Hu Qiang immediately touched his eyes with his hands, and found that they were already wet, and tears flowed again.

Quickly picked up a wet towel and wiped it off: "I, no, it's not what you think, I'm just, just..."

"Okay, don't explain." Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang's reluctant smile, and suddenly shook his head, "Stop talking, I believe you? Anyway, tonight, I don't care what you say Letter, don't explain."

Hu Qiang opened his mouth, and then let out a long sigh, knowing that the misunderstanding could not be explained clearly.

Forget it, destroy it, love it!

Seeing Hu Qiang continue to wipe his tears silently with a towel, Ouyang Murphy suddenly smiled:
"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's eat.

After all, since you came back so late, you must not have eaten yet, right? "

Hu Qiang frowned and shook his head: "I don't have much appetite now, so I don't eat, I just want to sleep early, so you can go back by yourself if you have nothing to do, I..."

"Then how do I do it?" Ouyang Murphy immediately said, "People are like iron rice and steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.

Especially you, you didn't eat lunch today, maybe you didn't even eat breakfast?
So, you need to eat something now to replenish your energy.

You can recover better if you wait until you finish eating and then sleep. "

"No need." Hu Qiang frowned, "No need."

"No need, it's such a happy decision!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy stood up and said, "Don't worry, I've prepared the food for you, just wait a moment."

Soon, Ouyang Murphy went to the kitchen and brought the food.

"Barbecue?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "Sure enough, it's barbecue again."

"Why, can't barbecue?" Ouyang Murphy curled his lips.

"I didn't say no." Hu Qiang said with a smile, "The barbecue is very good, I like it very much."

Ouyang Murphy smiled.

But suddenly, Ouyang Murphy frowned: "Wait, you didn't smell the barbecue before, did you?
So, you don't smell anything from me, you smell barbecue on me? "

Hu Qiang didn't speak, but just picked up a bunch of roasted pork belly by himself: "Oh, this pork belly is very good, eat it first as a respect."

Seeing Hu Qiang eating roasted pork belly by himself, Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes, shook his head, and didn't continue to worry about the problem of body odor.

"How about dry food, wait!"

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy took out a bottle of Laobaigan from his satchel, and put it on the table with a slap in the face: "Barbecue with soju, the more alive the more moist!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy took out two more glasses and poured a glass of wine respectively.

"Drinking again?" Hu Qiang frowned, "No, Mo Fei, I have a headache, can I stop drinking?"

"No, I have to drink. Come on, cheers!" Ouyang Murphy picked up his glass.

In desperation, Hu Qiang also picked up his own glass of wine, clinked glasses with the other party, and just like Ouyang Murphy, he swallowed in one gulp.

"Hiss, this wine is so spicy!" Hu Qiang said with a smothered mouth.

"Spicy is right." Ouyang Murphy smiled, "Spicy enough is strong enough!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy picked up a skewer and handed it over: "Come on, eat a skewer of roasted kidneys to nourish the kidneys!"

"Roasted kidneys again? You can't eat too much of this stuff."

"What nonsense, hurry up and eat!"

"Oh, it's so spicy, how much pepper did you put in?"

"It needs to be spicy to be delicious! Come on, let's roast leeks on a skewer, it also nourishes the kidneys!"

"No, my kidneys are fine, so I don't need supplements."

"Then come and drink! Cheers!"

"Do it again? There are no outsiders, can we order as we please?"

"Mother-in-law, you don't look like a man, do it!"

"Murphy, I really have a headache! Also, drink as much as you want, can you stop lifting your thighs and stepping on the stool? How unsightly!"

"Didn't you say that my style is not suitable for my companion? Then I will change back to the original, why, don't you like it?"

"Uh, you'd better turn back into a companion."

"Hmph, that's a good idea, I want a companion now, it's getting late, come on, have a drink!"

"I really don't want to drink!"

"Well, it's fine if you don't drink. Let's rock paper scissors. Whoever loses will let the other touch it. You can touch it anywhere. You are not allowed to resist when you touch it. How about it?"

"Just touch it?"

"Yes, just touch it!"

"Touch anywhere?"

"Touch anywhere!"

"...I'd better drink with you. I don't want to be touched by you, and I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment by you."

"Look at how cowardly you are! If you don't dare, then come and drink!"

"Fuck, you can say anything about me, but you can't say cowardly!"

"But you are cowardly."

"I'm so hot-tempered! Murphy, do you really think I can't drink? Just drink! I'll get you down this time!"

"Hmph, I don't know who was so drunk last time."

"It was an accident last time. I was careless. I drank too quickly! Actually, I drink very well!"

"Hehe!" Ouyang Murphy looked sideways at Hu Qiang and smiled mockingly.

Hu Qiang took a deep breath: "What are you looking at? Haha what? Let me tell you, we Northeast Bank can't do anything else. When it comes to drinking, it's not in vain! We use a big bowl for drinking and a big pot for eating. It’s our Northeast old men!”

"Then do it!"

"Come on, do it!"

……

(End of this chapter)