Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 169 Hey!Why not evildoer!Eat me 1 super invincible dynamic light wave!
Chapter 169 Hey!Why not evildoer!Eat me a super invincible dynamic light wave!
"Papa Hu, Papa Hu, get up quickly, it's time to get up and go to work!"
"Papa Hu, Papa Hu, wake up, if you don't get up again, you will be late for work!"
Hu Qiang slowly opened his eyes amidst a slightly familiar and soft clip sound.
Then he was taken aback, because he saw a young girl with twin ponytails and a sailor suit looking at him closely with a smile.
"Small, companion?" Hu Qiang smiled subconsciously, "You're being naughty again!"
But soon, Hu Qiang thought of something, and his face changed: "No, you are not my little companion, my little companion, she..."
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head again, frowned and looked at the girl in the sailor suit, and then at the shadow behind her.
Finally, Hu Qiang was dissatisfied and said: "Ouyang Murphy? It's you again? Why are you here again? Are you still pretending to be my companion? Are you finished?"
The girl in the sailor suit blinked, smiled and continued to use her clip-on voice to say softly: "I'm a companion, Papa Hu has admitted the wrong person!"
Hu Qiang opened his mouth, then sighed: "Murphy, don't make trouble!
A companion has no shadow, but you have a shadow.
Also, although you use a lot of body wash to cover up your body odor, the scent of the body wash itself is not normal.
The little companion is just a projection, there is no entity, how can there be a smell of shower gel on her body? "
The girl in the sailor suit blinked again, and said in a voice clip: "Is it possible that my companion has actually become a real person?"
"Then unless I'm dreaming!" Hu Qiang shook his head.
"Is it possible that you are actually dreaming?" the girl in sailor suit said again with a clip.
Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, and suddenly crossed his hands, aiming at the girl in sailor suit:
"Hey! Why not evildoer! Eat me a super invincible dynamic light wave!
biubiubiu! biubiubiu! biubiubiubiu! "
Just when the girl in the sailor suit was petrified, Hu Qiang put down his hands and sighed:
"Look, even my super invincible dynamic light wave can't kill you, which means this is not a dream!
If you were dreaming, you would have been wiped out by my super invincible dynamic light wave! "
The girl in the sailor suit frowned: "You, you, you are really..."
"Stop, don't say it, you want to say, you are really crazy, right?
Hmph, I was teasing you, but who told you to tease me first, Ouyang Murphy! "
After saying this, Hu Qiang ignored the girl in sailor suit, half sat up, put his head in his hands and massaged his temples.
"Drunk again, every time I drink with you, it's always bad.
Hiss...why is there pain in the back of the neck and lower back, as if bitten by something?
No, there are no mosquitoes at this time, and I don't have pets, so I was bitten by something messy, could it be an allergy? "
Suddenly, Hu Qiang remembered something, looked at his bed, and then at the girl in sailor suit.
After blinking, Hu Qiang took a breath and looked at the girl in sailor suit with horror.
"Wait, Murphy, when did you come?
Me, when did I sleep?
Also, you, you came early in the morning?
Or, you didn't go back all night and stayed at my house all night?
What are you like? "
The girl in the sailor suit blinked, and tilted her head with a smile: "Guess?"
"I guess your size, guess!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang put his head in his hands and said, "Damn it! You must be drunk again! You're drunk again!"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang lowered his hands and looked at the girl in sailor suit: "Murphy, we, didn't anything happen to us yesterday?"
The girl in the sailor suit blinked and said with a smile, "You guess again?"
"I shouldn't have expected anything from you!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang realized that he was actually naked from the upper body.
After being taken aback, he quickly lifted the quilt and looked down carefully.
Seeing that he was still wearing yesterday's underwear, he was greatly relieved.
"Yo, don't worry?" The girl in the sailor suit smiled and returned to her normal voice.
"You don't think it's safe if you're still wearing underwear, do you?
Is it possible that I actually put those panties on for you? "
"you you you……"
Seeing Hu Qiang's frightened face, the girl in sailor suit chuckled, and continued to speak in a cute clip:
"Okay, I lied to you!
In fact, you take off your clothes yourself!
You were drunk last night and kept shouting that you were hot, then you took off your clothes, pants, shoes and socks on your own, and went back to your bed to sleep on your own.
This should all be your habitual memory, working automatically when you're drunk.
By the way, you didn't take off your panties, don't worry.
So, at most, I was forced to watch a strip show of a middle-aged man with hot eyes, and I didn't touch you, so your chastity is still preserved. "
But soon, the girl in the sailor suit raised her face, pursed her mouth, frowned, poked her cheek with her right index finger, made a cute gesture, and said in a clip voice: "No, you have lost your virginity a long time ago." !"
Hu Qiang said with a dark face: "Hey, Murphy, you are enough!"
Hearing this, the girl in sailor suit, no, Ouyang Murphy, who was dressed as a girl in sailor suit and double ponytails, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "How is it? After hearing this result, are you relieved? Or disappointed?" Woolen cloth?"
Hu Qiang frowned: "Don't do this with me! Also, you, what's the matter with you? Did you not go back all night, or did you go back last night and came to my house again early this morning? "
"Which answer do you want to hear?" Ouyang Murphy smiled behind his hands.
"I want to hear the truth!"
"The truth, well, let me think about it."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy put his left arm across to support his right elbow, and his right hand rested his cheek, pretending to think about it.
Suddenly, Ouyang Murphy clapped his hands, and said in a coquettish voice, "Yeah, I thought of it!"
"What is it?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
Ouyang Murphy blinked: "The truth is, it's getting late!
If you don't get up again, you will be late for work!
If you are late for work, your performance will be deducted!
If the performance is deducted, the bonus will be deducted!
So, hurry up and get up!
Wash up early, then eat breakfast.
Go to work full of energy, be happy and healthy every day!
Hey! "
Hu Qiang didn't spit out old blood, and then put his hand on his forehead for a while, speechless: "I, I have completely lost to you! If this continues, I will be pissed off by you!"
Ouyang Murphy raised his hands again: "Hey, hey, get up, get up, hey, hey!"
Hu Qiang smiled bitterly: "Murphy, can you stop doing this?
Don't pretend to be a little companion anymore, and don't imitate the voice of a little companion anymore!
Although you dress up a lot like my companion, speak alike, and imitate your movements and expressions.
But when I think that you are actually Murphy, I, I am very good at acting! "
Ouyang Murphy flickered his eyes and said cutely: "Then you can treat me as a companion?"
"But you are Murphy, not a companion!"
"They all said they treated me as a companion!"
"But I know in my heart that you are not my companion, but Mo Fei!" Hu Qiang shook his head, "Okay, Mo Fei, I really accept your wishes, but, but can you not do this?"
After a short pause, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy again and said:
"Murphy, in fact, you used to be beautiful.
And the real you has a very unique temperament, which is also very attractive.
So, don't force yourself to pretend to be someone else.
Now that you are dressed like this, not only do I feel uncomfortable, but you must also feel uncomfortable, right? "
(End of this chapter)
"Papa Hu, Papa Hu, get up quickly, it's time to get up and go to work!"
"Papa Hu, Papa Hu, wake up, if you don't get up again, you will be late for work!"
Hu Qiang slowly opened his eyes amidst a slightly familiar and soft clip sound.
Then he was taken aback, because he saw a young girl with twin ponytails and a sailor suit looking at him closely with a smile.
"Small, companion?" Hu Qiang smiled subconsciously, "You're being naughty again!"
But soon, Hu Qiang thought of something, and his face changed: "No, you are not my little companion, my little companion, she..."
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head again, frowned and looked at the girl in the sailor suit, and then at the shadow behind her.
Finally, Hu Qiang was dissatisfied and said: "Ouyang Murphy? It's you again? Why are you here again? Are you still pretending to be my companion? Are you finished?"
The girl in the sailor suit blinked, smiled and continued to use her clip-on voice to say softly: "I'm a companion, Papa Hu has admitted the wrong person!"
Hu Qiang opened his mouth, then sighed: "Murphy, don't make trouble!
A companion has no shadow, but you have a shadow.
Also, although you use a lot of body wash to cover up your body odor, the scent of the body wash itself is not normal.
The little companion is just a projection, there is no entity, how can there be a smell of shower gel on her body? "
The girl in the sailor suit blinked again, and said in a voice clip: "Is it possible that my companion has actually become a real person?"
"Then unless I'm dreaming!" Hu Qiang shook his head.
"Is it possible that you are actually dreaming?" the girl in sailor suit said again with a clip.
Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, and suddenly crossed his hands, aiming at the girl in sailor suit:
"Hey! Why not evildoer! Eat me a super invincible dynamic light wave!
biubiubiu! biubiubiu! biubiubiubiu! "
Just when the girl in the sailor suit was petrified, Hu Qiang put down his hands and sighed:
"Look, even my super invincible dynamic light wave can't kill you, which means this is not a dream!
If you were dreaming, you would have been wiped out by my super invincible dynamic light wave! "
The girl in the sailor suit frowned: "You, you, you are really..."
"Stop, don't say it, you want to say, you are really crazy, right?
Hmph, I was teasing you, but who told you to tease me first, Ouyang Murphy! "
After saying this, Hu Qiang ignored the girl in sailor suit, half sat up, put his head in his hands and massaged his temples.
"Drunk again, every time I drink with you, it's always bad.
Hiss...why is there pain in the back of the neck and lower back, as if bitten by something?
No, there are no mosquitoes at this time, and I don't have pets, so I was bitten by something messy, could it be an allergy? "
Suddenly, Hu Qiang remembered something, looked at his bed, and then at the girl in sailor suit.
After blinking, Hu Qiang took a breath and looked at the girl in sailor suit with horror.
"Wait, Murphy, when did you come?
Me, when did I sleep?
Also, you, you came early in the morning?
Or, you didn't go back all night and stayed at my house all night?
What are you like? "
The girl in the sailor suit blinked, and tilted her head with a smile: "Guess?"
"I guess your size, guess!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang put his head in his hands and said, "Damn it! You must be drunk again! You're drunk again!"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang lowered his hands and looked at the girl in sailor suit: "Murphy, we, didn't anything happen to us yesterday?"
The girl in the sailor suit blinked and said with a smile, "You guess again?"
"I shouldn't have expected anything from you!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang realized that he was actually naked from the upper body.
After being taken aback, he quickly lifted the quilt and looked down carefully.
Seeing that he was still wearing yesterday's underwear, he was greatly relieved.
"Yo, don't worry?" The girl in the sailor suit smiled and returned to her normal voice.
"You don't think it's safe if you're still wearing underwear, do you?
Is it possible that I actually put those panties on for you? "
"you you you……"
Seeing Hu Qiang's frightened face, the girl in sailor suit chuckled, and continued to speak in a cute clip:
"Okay, I lied to you!
In fact, you take off your clothes yourself!
You were drunk last night and kept shouting that you were hot, then you took off your clothes, pants, shoes and socks on your own, and went back to your bed to sleep on your own.
This should all be your habitual memory, working automatically when you're drunk.
By the way, you didn't take off your panties, don't worry.
So, at most, I was forced to watch a strip show of a middle-aged man with hot eyes, and I didn't touch you, so your chastity is still preserved. "
But soon, the girl in the sailor suit raised her face, pursed her mouth, frowned, poked her cheek with her right index finger, made a cute gesture, and said in a clip voice: "No, you have lost your virginity a long time ago." !"
Hu Qiang said with a dark face: "Hey, Murphy, you are enough!"
Hearing this, the girl in sailor suit, no, Ouyang Murphy, who was dressed as a girl in sailor suit and double ponytails, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "How is it? After hearing this result, are you relieved? Or disappointed?" Woolen cloth?"
Hu Qiang frowned: "Don't do this with me! Also, you, what's the matter with you? Did you not go back all night, or did you go back last night and came to my house again early this morning? "
"Which answer do you want to hear?" Ouyang Murphy smiled behind his hands.
"I want to hear the truth!"
"The truth, well, let me think about it."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy put his left arm across to support his right elbow, and his right hand rested his cheek, pretending to think about it.
Suddenly, Ouyang Murphy clapped his hands, and said in a coquettish voice, "Yeah, I thought of it!"
"What is it?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
Ouyang Murphy blinked: "The truth is, it's getting late!
If you don't get up again, you will be late for work!
If you are late for work, your performance will be deducted!
If the performance is deducted, the bonus will be deducted!
So, hurry up and get up!
Wash up early, then eat breakfast.
Go to work full of energy, be happy and healthy every day!
Hey! "
Hu Qiang didn't spit out old blood, and then put his hand on his forehead for a while, speechless: "I, I have completely lost to you! If this continues, I will be pissed off by you!"
Ouyang Murphy raised his hands again: "Hey, hey, get up, get up, hey, hey!"
Hu Qiang smiled bitterly: "Murphy, can you stop doing this?
Don't pretend to be a little companion anymore, and don't imitate the voice of a little companion anymore!
Although you dress up a lot like my companion, speak alike, and imitate your movements and expressions.
But when I think that you are actually Murphy, I, I am very good at acting! "
Ouyang Murphy flickered his eyes and said cutely: "Then you can treat me as a companion?"
"But you are Murphy, not a companion!"
"They all said they treated me as a companion!"
"But I know in my heart that you are not my companion, but Mo Fei!" Hu Qiang shook his head, "Okay, Mo Fei, I really accept your wishes, but, but can you not do this?"
After a short pause, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy again and said:
"Murphy, in fact, you used to be beautiful.
And the real you has a very unique temperament, which is also very attractive.
So, don't force yourself to pretend to be someone else.
Now that you are dressed like this, not only do I feel uncomfortable, but you must also feel uncomfortable, right? "
(End of this chapter)
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