Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 182 Do You Believe What's Written On Your Resume?
"Ah, I'm going to kill you, with so many broken resumes, when will it be done!"

Jin Ruoyu raised his head and sighed.

"It's rare for Lao Hu to participate in the cadre training. I thought I could be clean for a few days and fish with peace of mind. Who knows, the higher up got a warehouse of resumes for us to deal with. This is my life. I sincerely don't let it go. Let's rejoice!"

Ouyang Murphy next to him curled his lips lazily: "You are happy, can the leader be happy?"

"That's right." Jin Ruoyu nodded, then sighed again.

Seeing Jin Ruoyu's dejected look, Pang Xiaobai, who was next to him holding a brush and brushing ink on his resume, immediately comforted him:

"Ruoyu, if you are tired, take a rest, you don't have to work so hard.

Isn't it just a warehouse of old resumes, watch me flick the brush, everything will be done! "

Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai calmly and said: "Xiaobai, the reason for letting us shred these old resumes is to protect the privacy of the job applicants. All you need to do is delete the name and contact information. Why bother?" Blacking it all out like you did, wasting energy wasting ink."

"It's so fun." Pang Xiaobai smiled and continued brushing ink, "It's rare to be able to scatter ink so casually, but how can it be addictive."

Jin Ruoyu squinted his eyes and shook his head, then raised his head and said to Sha Lele who kept cutting his resume with scissors: "Well, Lele, you should be careful, the scissors in your hand are the last pair of scissors in our department." , if it breaks again, there will be no use for scissors!"

"It's okay!" Sha Lele said with a smile, "If you work hard, you will gain twice, right, Mr. Murphy?"

Holding a water gun, Ouyang Murphy, who was spraying ink casually on a pile of resumes, said lazily: "No, no, double the recharge will double the harvest, double the cultivation, and only be doubled. "

Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes, and looked at Ouyang Murphy with a gossip:

"Murphy, since this morning, you have been listless and lack energy. Is it because Manager Hu is away and you can't see him?"

"Nonsense!" Ouyang Murphy retorted immediately, "I'm just upset about this shitty thing. I've sent all the resumes from a warehouse here, and it's just us. When will we get them?"

"If you are stupid, don't ask Mo Fei." Pang Xiaobai said calmly beside him, "I didn't see that Manager Hu was not there, and she didn't have anyone to scold her. Is she very upset? If you keep asking, be careful that she will turn into anger from embarrassment and irritate you." .”

"I'll lick your face first!" Ouyang Murphy angrily picked up the squirt gun filled with ink and pointed it at Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai quickly picked up a pile of resumes as a shield: "No, I didn't mess with you! I just don't want Ruoyu to get hurt, don't accidentally hurt friendly troops, I'm on your side."

Sha Lele blinked, and then continued to look down at the resume in a familiar manner. While reading, he muttered: "He is also proficient in office automation, and he has a third-level Japanese."

After finishing speaking, Sha Lele put down his resume, picked up his notepad, and began to write on it with a pen.

"Lele?" Jin Ruoyu also looked at Sha Lele listlessly, "You have already stepped into the workplace and become a social person, so you don't have to copy your homework like a student anymore, right?"

"That's right, Lele." Pang Xiaobai also put down his resume, "I saw you memorizing it all the time, what exactly are you memorizing?"

Sha Lele smiled and said, "I have counted the most mentioned skills on my resume, look!"

After speaking, Shalele pointed his notepad at everyone.

Everyone can see that there are a lot of work skills written on it, and there are many words "able" behind it.

After seeing it clearly, Pang Xiaobai curled his lips: "You back waves are really capable, and we front waves all write orthographic characters."

Sha Lele smiled and put down the notepad: "There are only five strokes in orthographic characters, not to mention taking up space, and it is easy to make mistakes if you count too much; there are ten strokes in able characters, which is more efficient and has a good meaning.

Manager Hu said that a newcomer to the workplace like me should work hard to make up for his weakness, and learn more by watching more.

So, I plan to unlock a few more skills so that I can become a more useful person. "

Ouyang Mofei sprayed patterns on his resume with a look of disdain, and said lazily: "Do you also believe what Lao Hu said? He just encouraged you casually so that you could work hard for him. Don't you want to be like him? , After ten years of messing around and still achieving nothing? Being rubbed at random? "

"Well, I think Manager Hu is pretty good." Sha Lele said with a chuckle, "He has worked so steadily for ten years, and he has not changed jobs, which shows that he is persistent enough! And he is now a manager, which is already better than many people Well, it's not very good."

"Forget that you are his little fan girl." Ouyang Murphy shook his head.

"Actually, I also think that Manager Hu is not bad." Pang Xiaobai couldn't help but said, "Yes, Manager Hu is a little timid on the surface, but his family is very nice. Not to mention anything else, he has a Shanghai household registration, do you have one? "

Ouyang Murphy frowned: "What's wrong with the Shanghai hukou, what's the big deal?"

"No!" Jin Ruoyu frowned suddenly and looked at Ouyang Murphy seriously,

"Having a Shanghai hukou is truly remarkable."

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy pouted.

Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly seeing that Ouyang Murphy was so embarrassed.

But Pang Xiaobai also knew enough was enough.

Now he made a sudden attack while Ouyang Murphy was listless, and it would be terrible if he made Murphy serious.

Thinking of this, Pang Xiaobai immediately put away his smile, no longer ranting against Ouyang Murphy, but turned his head and said to Sha Lele:
"But Lele, let me tell you something. You can get the skills on your resume just by looking at them. You don't need to take them seriously. For example, I once wrote on my resume that I am good at repairing computers, proficient in photography, and have managed a team of 2000 people."

"Wow!" Sha Lele said in surprise while cutting the resume with scissors, "Mr. Xiaobai, are you so good?"

Ouyang Murphy continued to use the spray mode of the water gun, while lazily said: "Actually, he only restarts the computer. There are many camera apps installed in the phone, and he has only been an administrator of the QQ group."

"Ah?" Sha Lele was stunned for a moment.

Jin Ruoyu followed suit: "So this story tells us a truth, that is - do you believe what is written on the resume?"

"That's right." Ouyang Murphy answered with a smile, "Actually, most of the skills written on the resume are exaggerated. Instead of unlocking those exaggerated skills, you might as well learn how to fish and how to deal with unreliable skills." Spectrum's boss."

"Okay, Mo Fei." Jin Ruoyu said, "Stop instilling negative energy in her, not everyone can learn from you."

Immediately afterwards, Jin Ruoyu said to Sha Lele: "Lele, work hard, don't think about those useless things."

Sha Lele nodded, and cut the resume vigorously with scissors.

"Oh, it's so difficult to cut seven resumes stacked together." Sha Lele frowned, "It seems that Manager Hu is right, as long as the seven of us are twisted together, we will be indestructible!"

Having just said this, Su Kejie hurried in from the outside with a blank expression.

After walking over, Su Kejie turned pale, and slammed the folder on the box, which startled Sha Lele.

"Teacher Ajie?" Sha Lele turned to look at Su Kejie, "What's wrong with you? Who made you angry?"

Su Kejie said with a blue face: "I hate the design department!"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie snatched the stack of resumes in Sha Lele's hand that could hardly be cut with scissors, then yanked the stack of resumes into pieces with both hands, and finally raised it upwards, coming directly A celestial girl scattered flowers.

Seeing Su Kejie's action, everyone was stunned, and no one spoke for a while.

But soon, Jin Ruoyu rolled his eyes, picked up a stack of resumes and walked over, with a serious face, and said to Su Kejie earnestly:

"Ajie, what made you so angry!
Come, come, talk and tear up, tear up a few more, and let it go!

Let your anger out on these resumes! "

(End of this chapter)