Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 184 One by one, do you form a group to talk about cross talk?

After finishing the cliché that the leader said to his subordinates, Tang Haixing nodded heavily, turned around, and prepared to go back to the manager's office.

But at this moment, Sha Lele suddenly stopped him and said, "Wait."

"What's the matter?" Tang Haixing turned his head with a smile on his face, and narrowed his eyes at Sha Lele, "Did you encounter any difficulties?"

Sha Lele smiled and nodded: "Teacher Tang, can the shredder..."

"No!" Tang Haixing immediately lowered his face, "My performance is up to me, that's it, work hard!"

After saying this, Tang Haixing quickly opened the door and entered the manager's room without looking back.

After Tang Haixing entered the manager's room, Sha Lele blinked and pouted, but still sighed and continued to cut the resume with scissors.

"Lele, don't be angry!" Jin Ruoyu persuaded her calmly, "It's not like you don't know that Hai Xing, if he said anything, just pretend he didn't say it, and don't take it to heart."

"I'm not angry, I'm really not angry!" Sha Lele laughed, but the scissors clicked, and directly cut off seven resume papers that she couldn't cut off before.

Seeing Sha Lele's appearance, Jin Ruoyu raised his eyebrows, said nothing, just lowered his head and silently continued to fold the resume together, and then stapled it together.

"Hey, Lele, look at this." Pang Xiaobai suddenly took out a resume that was typed like a shoe print in bold black font, and said to Sha Lele, "What do you mean by this shoe print? Willing to be stepped on Underfoot?"

Sha Lele looked at it, nodded and said: "I know this, it's for a good start, which means that 'one foot' has entered the company, and my classmate's resume is like this."

Jin Ruoyu then said: "It's a pity, it's useless, they don't know our company's HR selection method, it has always been wild and rude.

By the way, do you know the method of facing left and right?
It's very simple, divide the received resumes into two parts, favor the ones on the left, and discard the ones on the right, which is called left-handed and right-handed! "

"I see." Sha Lele nodded, "New knowledge has been added."

As soon as I said this, I suddenly heard a creaking sound, like a car slamming on the brakes.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they all looked towards the direction where the voice came from, which was the manager's office.

Soon, the door of the manager's room was opened again, and Tang Haixing walked out again.

But this time, Tang Haixing didn't come out by himself, but came out with both hands holding a shredder.

"What's going on?" Tang Haixing walked over with a frown and said, "Why is there a paper jam? I just stuffed twenty resumes in one go, so that's not enough? Isn't it too bad?"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing put the shredder beside Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, take a look, what's going on?"

Pang Xiaobai looked at the paper shredder calmly, then looked up at Tang Haixing and said, "This is a paper shredder, not food broadcasting. Why don't you stuff a Michelin tire guy in?"

Su Kejie said: "I seem to have heard the screams of the paper shredder, master, I can't eat anymore, it's too much!"

Pang Xiaobai said: "There is a limit to how much paper a shredder can shred at a time. Don't you read the manual?"

Tang Haixing said: "With a shredder, who would read the manual?"

Su Kejie said: "Then what should we do now? The shredder is broken. If we just rely on us to do this, we will definitely not be able to meet the quota. If we can't meet the quota, won't we be deducted from performance again?"

"Don't be afraid!" Tang Haixing suddenly took out a screwdriver, "I have a way!"

Pang Xiaobai looked up at Tang Haixing: "What can you do? First of all, I don't know how to repair this thing, don't count on me."

Tang Haixing smiled slightly, then bent down sharply to Jin Ruoyu: "Secretary Jin, please fix the paper shredder, please!"

Jin Ruoyu raised his eyebrows, and said to Tang Haixing expressionlessly, "First of all, I'm not Doraemon, so I don't know how to fix this, and secondly..."

Speaking of this, Jin Ruo stood up fiercely, raised his chest and raised his chin, and said coldly: "Secretary Er has already reached the pinnacle, and he is not here to fix this."

"Secretary Jin is so handsome!" Sha Lele smiled beside him, "It's really cool!"

Jin Ruoyu smiled calmly, and continued to stand on the spot with a cold expression.

Seeing how uncooperative Jin Ruoyu was, Tang Haixing blinked, stood up and looked at Ouyang Murphy beside him, smiling all over his face.

"Murphy, you are an expert at repairing computers. Repairing a paper shredder must be a piece of cake. Please help."

Ouyang Murphy held a squirt gun filled with milk, and grinned at Tang Haixing: "If I heard correctly just now, isn't someone applying for a paper shredder and going through the process?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy smiled and said, "Where are the things? I have the ability to use the shredder you applied for!"

As soon as I said this, someone suddenly came over with a cart of cardboard boxes: "It's the Ministry of Emergency Affairs, this is what the higher-ups gave you, please take it away."

Sha Lele walked over to take a look, and found that the cardboard boxes were all packing boxes for office shredders.

"Wow, paper shredders?" Sha Lele looked surprised when he saw this, "So many paper shredders?"

The delivery person said: "Then you accepted it?"

"Thank you." Sha Lele said to the delivery man, "We have accepted it, please excuse me."

"Yeah!" The delivery man nodded and left on his own.

As soon as the delivery man left, Jin Ruoyu immediately walked over and looked at the carload of paper shredders with a look of surprise on his face: "Okay, it's so fast this time? It seems that the efficiency of the above has improved when Lao Hu is away." ! It’s really the sun coming out from the west.”

Pang Xiaobai also smiled: "So many shredders? Do we need one shredder for each person?"

"Hey, keep a low profile!" Tang Haixing waved his hands suddenly, "After all, my relationship with the chairman, you know, shhh, keep a low profile, don't make it public, it won't affect you well!"

Sha Lele said with a smile: "Then what are you waiting for, take it out and use it!"

After finishing speaking, Sha Lele slammed the box of a paper shredder, but what came out was not a paper shredder, but a box of resumes.

Seeing this, Sha Lele was stunned.

Jin Ruoyu next to him was also stunned, and then quickly lifted another cardboard box.

It turned out that another cardboard box was also full of old resumes.

Seeing this, Jin Ruoyu turned his head with a smile, and said to Tang Haixing who was also stunned: "Tang Tang, why is it still a resume?"

Tang Haixing blinked, put away the screwdriver, and picked up the shredder: "I, I will fix it myself, and I will definitely fix it, I promise!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Haixing looked around, and found that everyone looked at him with mentally handicapped eyes, swallowed silently, smiled dryly, and then slowly walked a few steps towards the manager's room.

But soon, he quickened his pace, rushed into the manager's room, and closed the door with a bang.

Seeing Tang Haixing running away, Jin Ruoyu curled his lips in disdain: "I knew he was unreliable, and I thought there was a miracle, so that's it, heh!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu returned to his seat, sat down with a look of unrequited love, and said, "Okay, the paper shredder is finished, so the target must not be fulfilled now! You shouldn't have come to this place! "

Su Kejie looked at Ouyang Mofei who was still playing with the water gun: "Murphy, I don't think that big star can't fix the paper shredder, so I have to rely on you for this. Can you fix that paper shredder?"

"Why should I fix it?" Ouyang Murphy said without looking back.

"If we don't fix the paper shredder, we won't be able to meet these targets today." Su Kejie said, "If we can't meet the targets, we will definitely deduct performance!"

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie added another sentence: "If Manager Hu finds out, he will definitely be unhappy, and he will complain again, and sigh."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie gave Pang Xiaobai a wink.

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded immediately after receiving Su Kejie's wink.

"Murphy, you also know that our performance is counted as the entire department. If we fail to meet the targets and deduct performance, it means that Manager Hu will also be deducted from performance. He will definitely feel that people are in training, and disasters come from heaven. Really There's no reason to."

"Then I hid secretly and cried alone." Su Kejie answered again.

"So sad, so sad!" Pang Xiaobai answered immediately.

"Okay, stop talking!" Ouyang Murphy put down the water gun abruptly, "One by one, do you want to form a group to talk about cross talk?"

Su Kejie said: "We are just stating a very likely event."

Pang Xiaobai nodded.

Ouyang Murphy curled his lips, stood up and said, "Okay, I understand, if Tang Haixing can't fix that shredder, give it to me!"

"Then it's all up to you, Murphy!" Su Kejie said.

Ouyang Mofei frowned and said: "Stop talking nonsense, if you talk nonsense, I will..."

As soon as he said this, Ouyang Murphy's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

Ouyang Murphy picked it up and took a look: "Hehe, those idiots in the sales department asked me to repair the computer again? It seems that someone has accessed a website that shouldn't be used again, and even restarting Dafa is not working!"

After putting away the phone, Ouyang Murphy looked lazily at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie: ​​"I'll go to work first, and we'll talk later."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy waved his hands and left the emergency department with a stagger.

After seeing Ouyang Murphy leave, Su Kejie blinked at Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai also blinked and nodded to show acceptance.

Another perfect fit!

"See." Jin Ruoyu turned to Sha Lele and said, "This story tells everyone, playing tricks anytime and anywhere, this is the workplace skill you must learn!"

"It's obviously adapting to the situation." Su Kejie said, "How can you say it's a trick?"

"And can talk!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said, "Only by learning to adapt to the situation and being able to talk, knowing what to say and what not to say, can we cope with this workplace life with constant accidents and troubles!"

Sha Lele nodded thoughtfully, picked up the small notebook and began to record.

Jin Ruoyu said: "Actually, it's not that troublesome, if you want to get along well in the workplace, it can be summed up in two words - witty!
The so-called workplace is like a battlefield, only the wittiest and smartest people can survive to the end! "

"Then what if you're not quick-witted or smart enough, and you can't speak and adapt?" Sha Lele asked.

"If you feel that you really can't handle it." Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes.

"Then find a way to escape. It would be a good way to escape from this battlefield that you can't cope with and start over in another place."

Pang Xiaobai frowned, subconsciously glanced at Jin Ruoyu, then lowered his head guiltily, and silently continued to modify his resume with a brush without saying a word.

(End of this chapter)