Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 207 Don't Offend Programmers!

While Pang Xiaobai was still crying, Su Kejie who had left before suddenly came back silently.

"Hey, Teacher Ajie?" Sha Lele asked in surprise, "Didn't you go to the design department? Why did you come back so soon?"

Su Kejie didn't speak, but looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly.

Pang Xiaobai quickly got up and looked at the expressionless Su Kejie with a worried face.

"Ajie, you just went to the design department? Come back so soon... Is Du Mu trying to mess with me?"

Su Kejie continued to look at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, and then said calmly: "Du Mu took the kickback from the supplier, and the investigation was stopped."

As soon as Su Kejie finished speaking, Pang Xiaobai burst into tears with a sad expression on his face: "I knew that he would definitely mess with me, he...huh?"

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai stopped crying and sat up, looking at Su Kejie calmly.

"Ajie, you just said that Du Mu was suspended? Really?"

Su Kejie nodded expressionlessly.

"Then I won't..."

Su Kejie nodded expressionlessly again.

After reconfirming the news, Pang Xiaobai suddenly jumped up excitedly, picked up a box of shredded paper, scattered the shredded paper, and danced and sang: "Good luck comes, good luck comes, good luck brings joy and love!"

When he came to Su Kejie and saw that Su Kejie was still expressionless, Pang Xiaobai frowned suddenly:

"Wait, such a happy thing, why do you still have an expression that you have edited the picture but didn't save it? You, you can't lie to me, right?"

Su Kejie turned to look at Pang Xiaobai: "No, the news is true. As for my appearance, I just want to tease you."

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie patted Pang Xiaobai on the shoulder: "Good friends, you escaped death, of course I am happy for you!"

That's what he said, but Su Kejie was complaining in his heart:

【Yes, damn Du Mu was taken away, but the new deputy director overthrew all my designs and wanted to redo them all, can I be happy?

More importantly, the new director is Yuan Qiuquan, and his English name is Oreo!

God, do you have to find someone who has all the five rings to torture me?
Such a leader is not as good as that Du Mu! 】

Pang Xiaobai, who found Su Kejie expressionless and bowed his head in silence, laughed happily: "In this case, why are you still standing there? Come on, watch me fix this paper shredder, and shred your resume happily!"

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai pulled Su Kejie to the shredder, then Pang Xiaobai suddenly clapped his hands towards the shredder, and danced and sang: "I want to be with you every day, hug you to sleep every night, and love you forever Back!"

After singing, I found that the shredder was completely unresponsive.

"Teacher Xiaobai." Sha Lele said beside him, "It doesn't seem to work, isn't it exciting enough?"

Pang Xiaobai patted the shredder again, and after finding that he was still indifferent, he frowned: "Impossible, I am already like this, why is there no response at all? Is it completely broken?"

"It's also possible." Su Kejie said, "It broke once before, and it's normal to break it again."

Only now did Sha Lele look up at Ouyang Mofei: "Mr. Murphy, please help me, let's see what's going on?"

Ouyang Murphy lazily stood up and waved to everyone.

After everyone backed away, Ouyang Murphy lazily walked to the side of the paper shredder, with his hands behind his back, he bent slightly and lowered his head and said softly:

"Shredder, I know you stay in this crappy place, busy and emotional every day.

But even if you have emotions, you can't strike at every turn.

You know what other shredders are saying about you behind your back, huh?
Rectum!I don't know how to work around!Don't know how to play!Can't hide anything! "

Upon hearing this, Sha Lele didn't care, but Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie suddenly widened their eyes at the same time.

Ouyang Murphy straightened up at this moment, took out his hands from behind his back, put them in his pockets, and said condescendingly to the shredder:

"So, if you dare to do this again, believe it or not, I'll convert you into a toilet, so that you won't even be able to eat garbage for the rest of your life, and you can only eat poop every day!"

Just after saying this, the shredder suddenly obediently swallowed the resume.

Seeing this situation, both Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were stunned.

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly at this time, turned his head and smiled and said to Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Sha Lele: "So, what does this story tell us? Huh?"

Sha Lele said with an unclear expression on his face: "Tell us, talk less and work more?"

"No!" Ouyang Murphy smiled and shook his head, "This story tells us, don't offend programmers! Especially programmers who can repair electrical appliances!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy lowered his face, stared at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie and said, "Otherwise, you will die ugly!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy took out a miniature remote control from his pocket and showed it to everyone.

Seeing the miniature remote control, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were stunned for a moment. After looking at each other, they said almost simultaneously: "Oh, you..."

"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy said expressionlessly.

"I heard everything you sneakily said in the conference room, especially the part that spoke ill of me behind my back.

So, I will punish you a little bit and play tricks on you once. "

Su Kejie said: "So, there is no advanced AI chip at all?"

"Yes!" Ouyang Murphy smiled coldly.

"The shredder was just jammed, it wasn't broken at all, I took out the jammed section and it worked again.

But in order to tease you two bastards who talk bad about me behind my back, I secretly made some tricks inside, and I can only control the paper shredder through my remote control.

Then, I'll lie to you that this shredder has advanced AI, and it's a girl paper, you have to praise it to work.

In this way, I can watch you put on a good show, understand?Second-hand goods... people! "

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy threw the remote control in his hand at Pang Xiaobai, turned his head and left.

Pang Xiaobai, who caught the remote control, looked at the remote control in his hand, still full of disbelief.

Sha Lele quickly brought another resume and put it on the shredder.

"Teacher Xiaobai." Sha Lele said, "Quickly try it!"

Pang Xiaobai nodded, and pressed the button on the remote control for the shredder.

The shredder worked fine, no issues at all.

Pang Xiaobai gasped when he saw this, then pressed pause, and saw that the shredder immediately stopped working.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai pressed the reverse button, and the paper shredder shredded the paper immediately.

Now, the truth is out.

"It's true!" Pang Xiaobai said blankly, "It's really controlled by the remote control? So, we were all played by Murphy?"

"It's all your fault!" Su Kejie answered immediately, "You have to say behind her back that she is straight!"

"Blame me?" Pang Xiaobai also retorted, "Don't you also say that she is indistinguishable?"

"You!" Su Kejie opened his mouth, "Forget it, don't talk about it, what's the use of shirking responsibility at this time?"

Pang Xiaobai also kept his mouth shut, and stopped fighting with Su Kejie.

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie turned his head to Ouyang Murphy and said, "Murphy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't speak of you behind my back."

"Me too." Pang Xiaobai also quickly apologized, "Murphy, I was wrong, please accept your supernatural powers and stop messing with me."

Ouyang Mofei curled his lips, turned his head and said, "You guys should have been so sincere earlier, why did you end up here? Forget it, anyway, I've played tricks on you too, so that's the end of the matter."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy turned his head and continued to lazily type on the keyboard at the computer.

Just when Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie breathed a sigh of relief, Sha Lele suddenly chuckled and said, "Thinking about the good, with this remote control, the paper shredder can work normally, and we can shred paper normally again, so we can finish the task sooner!"

Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie looked at the smiling Sha Lele together, looked at each other again, then nodded together, and said to Sha Lele in unison:
"Lele, you're right!"

(End of this chapter)