Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 222 Husband and I share the same quilt when we live, and share the same acupuncture point when we die!
Just when Hu Qiang began to doubt his life because of a mouthful of chicken soup.

Tang Haixing, who was sitting high on the dragon chair and wearing a dragon robe, put down his chopsticks and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Ah, who is that, what do you usually do for this mess department?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, put down the bowl subconsciously, smiled and said to Tang Haixing:
"Chen, Hu Qiang, report back to Your Majesty! The work of the Disruption Department is to do everything, such as cleaning the room, washing clothes, repairing the roof, and plumbing, you have to do it all."

"Oh." Tang Haixing nodded, "Then what do you usually do as a minister?"

Hu Qiang smiled apologetically again and said, "Your Majesty, I usually just paste the walls and hang plaques. By the way, the plaques on the wall behind you were hung by myself."

Tang Haixing looked back at the plaque on the back that read "Chewing and swallowing slowly", then turned around and said, "Oh, this is what you hung up?"

"Yes, the minister put it up." Hu Qiang nodded with a smile, "Isn't it very good?"

Tang Haixing said blankly: "But why do I think this plaque is a bit crooked?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "Crooked? No?"

Tang Haixing looked at the other people who were eating and drinking: "What do you think? Is it crooked?"

The other people who were taking the opportunity to eat and drink were stunned, looked at the plaque together, and looked at each other, no one said a word.

At this time, that Eunuch Fu turned his head to look at the plaque, and immediately said: "Oh, the emperor said so, and I also feel that this plaque is indeed a bit crooked."

Hu Qiang quickly clasped his fists and saluted: "Reporting to Your Majesty, I have hung the plaque for many years and have rich experience. Don't worry, this plaque is definitely not crooked!"

Tang Haixing looked calm: "Then you mean, I got it wrong?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "No, no, I dare not, but I..."

"Okay!" Tang Haixing continued to say calmly, "Come on, drag it out, fire it!"

As soon as the words were finished, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and three menacing red-clothed soldiers walked in from the outside, and the leader of the leader looked familiar. It was... Sister Sister?
Just when Hu Qiang was stunned, two soldiers grabbed one of Hu Qiang's arms and pulled Hu Qiang out.

Only then did Hu Qiang come back to his senses, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, don't want it!"

The ancient costume version of Ouyang Murphy also immediately put down his chopsticks, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Let go! Don't pull my husband!"

Immediately afterwards, finding that he couldn't pull it away, Ouyang Mofei yelled at Tang Haixing angrily: "Mr. Hun! Are you going to blame a deer for a horse? Aren't you afraid that the world will perish in your hands?"

"Bold!" Eunuch Fu quickly pinched the orchid finger and pointed at Ouyang Mofei, "It's disrespectful to dare to speak wild words to His Majesty, come on!"

"Hey!" Tang Haixing waved his hand suddenly, interrupting Eunuch Fu's words.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Murphy with a serious face and said:
"I'm not trying to confuse the public by referring to a deer as a horse, I just want to see if Hu Qiang can be used by me, can he listen to my words, and understand what I mean.

Only those who can understand what I say and understand what I mean can work under my command.

It's a pity, this Hu Qiang obviously didn't understand what I said, nor what I meant.

Such a person who doesn't know how to figure out what he wants, what's the use of keeping him, of course he should be fired as soon as possible! "

Ouyang Mofei hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Hu Qiang's arm and said, "No matter what, I'll be with Hu Qiang and his wife. If you want to fire him, fire me too!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy was like a kitten with fried fur, scratching at the two soldiers who were holding Hu Qiang: "Let go, let him go! My husband and I live in the same bed, and die in the same bed! "

"Ma'am!" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei helplessly, "Why bother? Why bother? Don't do this, don't do this."

At this moment, Tang Haixing was surprised, and said with a smile: "Hey, you little girl, you have such a special temperament, but you are completely different from other concubines in the palace. It's interesting."

Ouyang Mofei hugged Hu Qiang's arm tightly, and shouted at Tang Haixing loudly: "The world is not fair, you don't want to level the world, you only think about the harem and concubines, foolish king! Faint king!"

Tang Haixing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What did you call me just now? Husband? Did you call me twice?"

"What?" Ouyang Murphy looked surprised.

"Okay." Tang Haixing turned his head and said to Fu Gonggong, "Since she is so sincere, she is called my husband, so let's bring this little girl into the harem. Give her a title, Concubine Mo!"

"Yes." Eunuch Fu nodded to Tang Haixing with a smile, and then turned his head to wink at the leader who had the same hair as Sister Sister.

The leader waved his hand, and two more soldiers rushed in, pulling Ouyang Mofei away.

"What are you doing?" Ouyang Murphy kept struggling, "Let go, let go! Husband, I want to be with my husband!"

"lady!"

"Husband!"

"lady!"

"Husband!"

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Just when Hu Qiang and Ouyang Murphy were shouting at each other, Tang Haixing clicked his ears and frowned: "Why are you so noisy?"

Eunuch Fu hurriedly bowed his head and lowered his head: "Yes, I have disturbed the emperor! This minister will share the emperor's worries!"

After finishing speaking, Eunuch Fu turned his head and looked at the two soldiers beside Ouyang Mofei who were still yelling: "Both of you, take this... Concubine Mo, quickly pull it away, and be careful."

The two soldiers nodded, and then forcibly dragged away Ouyang Murphy, who was still struggling and jumping.

As soon as Ouyang Mofei was dragged away, Hu Qiang immediately yelled at Tang Haixing: "Your Majesty, don't want it! Don't let our husband and wife separate, and don't dismiss me!"

"Who said I'm going to dismiss you?" Tang Haixing said.

"Huh?" Hu Qiang blinked, "Didn't you just say you were going to fire me? Don't you want to fire me?"

"Fired, but firing you doesn't mean dismissing you." Tang Haixing nodded, "If you don't believe me, look back."

Hu Qiang looked back and found a super cauldron not far from the door, the kind that was actually bigger than three or four bathtubs.

At this time, there was firewood burning under the super cauldron, and the fat Supervisor Wan was wearing a royal chef's attire, holding a super large shovel in both hands, and kept frying the peppers full of peppers in the super cauldron.

"This, what do you mean by firing me?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously, "Aren't you going to fire me?"

"That's right." Tang Haixing said, "You are not joking, if you say you are fired, you will be fired! Come on, quickly pull Hu Qiang out, and fire it while it's hot!"

Hearing the emperor Tang Haixing's words, the leader of the sister-in-law once again clasped his fists at Tang Haixing, and then ordered two soldiers to forcibly tie Hu Qiang with a rope and drag him away.

Soon, Hu Qiang, who was tied up with five flowers, was pushed into the cauldron, and Hu Qiang screamed when it was hot.

"It's hot, it's hot!" Hu Qiang, who was pushed into the cauldron to mix with the peppers, shouted immediately, "Help, help!"

At this time, Director Yuchu Wan squatted down, squeezed Hu Qiang's face with a smile, and said in Shaanxi dialect:
"Oh, it looks good on the surface, but it's a pity that the meat is still a bit old to the touch.

It seems that it's time to test your cooking skills! "

Hu Qiang struggled for a while, and found that he couldn't get rid of the rope on his body, so he couldn't help but said, "No, if you fry it, you can fry it. Do you have to tie it so professionally?"

Master Wan said: "Exquisite and interesting presentation is also part of cooking.

Come, come, don't frown, just smile!
The ingredients are in a good mood, so the dishes can be delicious! "

Hu Qiang looked at the pot full of red peppers: "What kind of dish are you going to make of me?"

Supervisor Wan stood up and said, "Don't you understand? This is a rare item that came from the Western Regions as a tribute.

Recently, I am developing a new dish based on the characteristics of spicy peppers, called spicy chicken!

Now I plan to make your fresh ingredients into spicy chicken! "

Hu Qiang frowned: "Spicy diced chicken? Then there is no chicken in it?"

Master Wan said: "Who said there is no, aren't you just a hot chicken?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "The homophonic stalk is not advocated! Wait, why do I say the homophonic stalk? What does this mean?"

"Come on!" Director Wan took a pot of cooking wine, "Drink the cooking wine, refresh yourself, remove the fishy smell, so that it will taste better when you fry you."

Hu Qiang looked at the cooking wine jug handed to his mouth, blinked and said, "I don't want to drink it now."

Just after saying this, a soldier next to him suddenly pulled out a piece of Xiuchun knife, put it next to Hu Qiang's neck and gestured.

Hu Qiang immediately changed his mouth: "Suddenly I'm a little thirsty, I'd better drink."

After Hu Qiang drank the cooking wine, he suddenly frowned: "What does it taste like? Why does it feel sour and sweet? It can't be yogurt, right? Cooking wine tastes like this? Hey, what is yogurt? Why do I say yogurt? ?”

Just when Hu Qiang was full of doubts, Director Wan had already picked up the cooking wine pot and yelled at all his subordinates: "Add firewood, heat up, and prepare to fire people. By the way, come and add another egg!"

"Egg?" Hu Qiang frowned again.

As soon as he finished saying the word egg, he saw a soldier bring over a huge ostrich egg, and then hold down one side of the ostrich egg with both hands, hovering over Hu Qiang's head.

Immediately afterwards, the leader of the sister-in-law suddenly drew his knife, and swung the knife fiercely at the ostrich egg: "Ha!"

After a burst of saber air, the soldier holding the egg broke his hands and poofed, and the thick egg liquid flowed onto the top of Hu Qiang's head, drenching Hu Qiang's head and body.

Then, Director Wan shouted with a shovel in his hand, "It's time to fire!"

After finishing speaking, Supervisor Wan stared at Hu Qiang with a shovel in his hand.

"No, no!"

After a loud roar, Hu Qiang sat up violently, holding his head tightly with both hands: "Don't fire me, don't! I don't want to be an ingredient!"

But soon, Hu Qiang was taken aback, put down his hands, and looked around.

Looking at the familiar big bed and bedroom, Hu Qiang blinked, and then heaved a long sigh: "I was scared to death, it turned out to be a dream!"

Touching his forehead, he found that his head was covered with sweat. It was obvious that he had been frightened before.

"Let me just say, how could it be possible to travel to the ancient times suddenly, and even if you travel to the ancient times, the setting can't be so weird, it's completely child's play, if it's a dream, then everything makes sense."

After wiping off the sweat with his arms again, Hu Qiang looked at the alarm clock beside the bed and found that it was past five in the morning, so he decided not to sleep anymore, but to take a shower first.

"It must be because I've been too tired and nervous recently, and Lisa told me about the chairman's invitation to dinner, that's why I have this nightmare."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed again, and kept comforting himself: "It's okay, take a bath, eat something delicious, everything will be fine!"

(End of this chapter)