Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 232 Isn't this a waste of work?
Hearing what Jin Ruoyu said, Sha Lele blinked, then smiled awkwardly, and stopped explaining.

Tang Haixing sighed, and said earnestly: "I said Secretary Jin, today we are going to simulate having a meal with the chairman, not going to a dance party. Do you have to make yourself look like a mix of Shaanxi and Sicily? And What you just said, why did you change your Henan accent?"

Jin Ruoyu half-closed his eyes, and calmly spoke in Shaanxi-style Henan dialect:

"The survey shows that if you are from the same hometown as the leader, the probability of being promoted will be 30.00% higher[-].

If you happen to have the same study abroad experience as the leader, the probability of being promoted will be 30.00% higher! "

Upon hearing this, Sha Lele was immediately surprised and said: "Teacher Ruoyu, have you ever studied abroad? Where did you study abroad? Which country?"

Jin Ruoyu said calmly: "I haven't figured it out yet, anyway, as long as I don't go to the same country as the chairman, I won't be in trouble."

"Oh, that's it." Sha Lele nodded with a clear face.

Jin Ruo took a deep breath: "Anyway, having dinner with the chairman is an opportunity. Whether you can get a promotion or a raise depends on what happened."

After taking another deep breath, Jin Ruoyu pinched his waist with both hands, and said in a soft voice: "Eh, I wanted to say that since I knew I was going to have dinner with the big boss, I felt that the air in this place smelled sweeter, but this The corset is so tight, it's so hard to breathe!"

Sha Lele frowned: "Then Teacher Ruoyu, would you like me to help you relax?"

"No need!" Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath again, "A corset is meant to make you thinner, and if it's loose, it's worthless to wear it, and you can still hold on to it, it's nothing!"

After saying this, Jin Ruoyu took another deep breath, sucking in forcefully into his lungs.

Seeing Jin Ruoyu's appearance, Tang Haixing frowned and shook his head: "Secretary Jin, how can you deceive the chairman?"

"This is not deception!" Jin Ruoyu immediately replied, "This is called outsmarting! You can talk nonsense, so you can only make people."

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu turned in a circle: "How is it? Uh..."

Just after saying a word, Jin Ruoyu staggered and almost fell down.

"Teacher Ruoyu." Sha Lele frowned, "Can you really do this?"

"Don't worry!" Jin Ruoyu continued to maintain an elegant posture, "I know what I know, this little waistband is a small thing!"

Seeing this, Pang Xiaobai bent down, and whispered in Su Kejie's ear: "Ajie, this is definitely the hottest outfit I've seen recently, bar none!"

Just as Su Kejie was about to nod, he suddenly heard footsteps again.

Everyone followed the sound and found a slender square dancing aunt walking into the rolling shutter door.

Take a closer look, oh, it turns out that the slender aunt wearing a green square dancing aunt costume and a gray wig is actually Ouyang Murphy!
Ouyang Murphy, who was dressed in the square dance aunt's equipment, just walked in the enchanting square dance steps, and walked in defiantly.

Walking into the office and seeing everyone looking at him, Ouyang Murphy paused for a moment, then smiled, and suddenly made a square dance pose!

After everyone was stunned and motionless, Ouyang Murphy smiled lightly after posing, and continued to wobble to the side of his workstation, picked up the orchid finger, picked up a snack on the table, and tore it open. Packaging, pretending to be enchanting to eat.

Seeing Ouyang Murphy's dressed up and pompous, Su Kejie finally let out a sigh of relief, then frowned and said: "Xiaobai, I think what you said just now was too early, isn't there something more explosive? "

Pang Xiaobai nodded silently, meaning that he seriously agreed with Su Kejie's words.

At this moment, Hu Qiang, who was holding a pile of disposable tableware in his left hand and a stack of pizza in his right, walked in with a smile.

While walking in, Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Simulate eating, simulate eating. Come on, comrades, see what I brought to you..."

As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang suddenly raised his head and saw Jin Ruoyu in a yellow princess dress, and immediately frowned: "Hey, Secretary Jin, what the hell are you?"

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang turned his head and saw Ouyang Murphy dressed as an aunt, and immediately backed away in shock:

"Ah!!! What the hell, what the hell?"

After shouting, Hu Qiang forcibly calmed down, and then said loudly: "What are you doing? Are you traveling collectively? What the hell are you wearing?"

Ouyang Murphy said with an innocent face: "It's not what you said. I'm going to dress more formally today. Is it better to wear a uniform? Square dance uniforms are also uniforms."

"You can't wear it like this!" Hu Qiang said, "I want you to wear a workplace uniform, not a square dance uniform!"

Ouyang Murphy said indifferently: "The chairman is old enough to like square dancing, so I'm just doing what I like!"

Hu Qiang gritted his teeth: "Ouyang Murphy! Did you mean it?
Among all the people, you are the only one who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and you sing against me every day, and you are against me all day long!
Do you know that a department must be neat and tidy, and must have a sense of teamwork!
Also, why am I so earnest?Isn't it for everyone?
Do you really think I like this?
I also want to leave you alone, but this time I'm not the only one having dinner with the chairman, but I'm going to have dinner with everyone.

You all have great powers, and you probably know what it means to have dinner with the chairman.

What opportunities and challenges are there, I am afraid that you will worry and fool you.

In fact, the challenges outweigh the opportunities!
If you really want to treat this meal as a child's play, if you mess around.

What if the chairman gets angry and cuts our department as a whole? "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Su Kejie: ​​"You have a mortgage to repay. If you are laid off, are you confident that you will find a better job in the short term and have a higher income?"

Seeing Su Kejie lowered his head, Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai again: "And you, although you don't have a mortgage, you don't even have a girlfriend, and you will always find a wife to get married in the future. If you are laid off, you are confident that you will find her right away Is there a better job than now?"

After Pang Xiaobai also lowered his head, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu again: "And you, what are you going to do if you don't have this job? Be a funny anchor or go back to your hometown to get married. Are you willing to go back in such a disheartened way?"

Jin Ruoyu opened his mouth, but still lowered his head.

Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele and Tang Haixing again: "It's the same with you, if you really lose this job, what are you going to do? Hmm? Really there is a mine at home?"

Seeing that Sha Lele and Tang Haixing both lowered their heads and stopped talking, Hu Qiang turned his head and looked at Ouyang Murphy who had an indifferent face: "And you... right!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang immediately stopped looking at Ouyang Mofei, turned his head and said loudly: "Anyway, change clothes for me in a while, and pay attention to it. As for now, I bought a pizza and simulated eating first, and then I will talk about other things after eating." .”

"Pizza?" Sha Lele raised her head and clapped her hands excitedly, "It's great, Manager Hu, I didn't expect you to order pizza?"

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "I've thought about it, why don't you eat high-end Western food when you have dinner with the chairman? Western food requires knives and forks, and although pizza is simple, it also uses knives and forks, so I bought it for you. Got pizza."

Ouyang Murphy leaned back on the table with both hands, and smiled at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, you are really hardworking."

"That's a must!" Hu Qiang said, "Okay, come over and share the pizza, eat it while it's hot, just in time, we can use this to have a simulated meal!"

Just when everyone happily came up to share the pizza, and then simulated eating, Ding Ding Le suddenly projected a holographic image of Lannifu.

After Lannifu's image appeared, before Hu Qiang could say hello, he said with a serious face:
"Johnny, the latest information, quickly destroy the handout I gave you!
Before having a meal with a department, the chairman suddenly found out that the department had prepared before the meal and got the handout. As a result, in a fit of anger, he disbanded the entire department.

Therefore, the chairman already knows about the handout, you must not follow the content in the handout, once the chairman finds out that your response is the same or similar to the handout, you will be fired!
Just like that, quickly destroy the handouts, don't learn it, remember it! "

After saying these few words with a serious face, Lannifu's image disappeared immediately.

After listening to Lannifu's words, Hu Qiang was stunned: "How could this be? Isn't this a waste of work?"

After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang looked back at everyone, and found that everyone was looking at him without saying a word.

Turning his head to look at Ouyang Murphy again, Ouyang Murphy suddenly made a square dance pose!

That's pretty hot on the eyes!

It's a pity that Hu Qiang is no longer the original Hu Qiang, and his resistance to this kind of hot eye operation is no longer covered.

Therefore, facing Ouyang Murphy's hot-eyed pose, Hu Qiang just took a look at it calmly, and then said calmly:
"Murphy, it's time now, don't play tricks, OK? I'm really not in the mood to fight with you now!"

Ouyang Murphy put down his hands, curled his lips and shrugged, and said indifferently:
"Don't get me wrong, I just saw everyone so nervous, put on a pose to let everyone relax.

By the way, since the content in the lecture notes doesn't count, will the simulated eating continue?

In particular, is the pizza you bought still edible?
If you can eat it, when can you eat it? "

Hu Qiang looked at the pizza in his hand, then at Ouyang Murphy, and then at the many silent subordinates.

"Lele." Hu Qiang suddenly said to Sha Lele, "Take it and share it, don't eat it while it's hot!"

"Thank you, Manager Hu." Sha Lele chuckled, trotting over to take the pizza from Hu Qiang's hand.

Immediately afterwards, everyone rushed to share pizza with Sha Lele.

Seeing everyone happily sharing the pizza, Hu Qiang sighed again.

"Don't sigh!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly said behind Hu Qiang, "Soldiers came to cover up the water and soil, isn't it just to have a meal with the big boss, what's so special about it? Why are you talking so much?"

Hu Qiang looked back at Ouyang Murphy: "I'm not..."

"For you!" Ouyang Murphy answered suddenly.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei glanced sideways at Hu Qiang: "Okay, stop talking about that all day long, your ears will get callused.

If you really want to be good for us, stop nagging every day, and it’s better to have more practical things, such as today’s pizza, which is very good. "

Hu Qiang squinted at Ouyang Mofei, frowned and said, "You, I...forget it, I can't say no to you, let's go and eat pizza!"

(End of this chapter)