Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 248 There Are No Surprises, It's Really a Surprise

Chapter 248 There Are No Surprises, It's Really a Surprise

"Damn it, I come here to carry boxes as soon as I go to work, this place is really busy!"

Jin Ruoyu, who had just moved a box into the plumbing room, sighed, and looked at his hands again: "My hands, the skin is thick, no, I have to take good care of my hands later."

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu was about to leave the plumbing room.

Seeing that Jin Ruoyu was about to leave, Ouyang Murphy and Sha Lele, who also brought in the boxes, also followed suit.

Seeing this situation, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "Wait, everyone, don't leave in a hurry, I'll make an announcement first."

Hearing Hu Qiang's words, Jin Ruoyu, who was about to walk out of the pipe room, frowned and asked, "Manager Hu, what else is there? Isn't the work that belongs to us finished? Don't you want us to do odd jobs again? "

"of course not."

After saying this, Hu Qiang smiled slightly, turned back and walked up the stairs, turned around, and said to Sha Lele, Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Murphy in the condescending pipeline:
"Well, everyone, didn't I say before that we are going to do a team building?

I now announce that the first team building of our emergency department has officially started! "

"Ah? The team building has officially started?" Sha Lele was taken aback, "Isn't it starting here?"

"Yes, right here." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded.

Sha Lele frowned: "Manager Hu, didn't you say last time that we are going to the team building in the country park? How did it become here?"

Before Hu Qiang replied, Ouyang Mofei smiled and said to Sha Lele: "Junior Sister Sha, don't you know that the code name of our pipeline is Country Park?

There are mountains and water, mountains of garbage, and sewer pipes.

It is remote and quiet, and there are all kinds of small animals, similar to a country park. "

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy pointed at Jin Ruoyu's feet: "Look, Xiaoqiang!"

Jin Ruoyu hurriedly stomped his feet, waved his hands and lowered his head, but when he looked down, he found that there was no Xiaoqiang under his feet, and Ouyang Murphy was lying again.

"Okay, okay." Hu Qiang said quickly, "Don't listen to Mo Fei's nonsense, don't you know who she is? I'm afraid the world will not be chaotic!"

Sha Lele looked at Manager Hu: "Then what's going on? Why didn't you go to the country park? I've been preparing for a long time, and I even bought sun protection equipment."

Hu Qiang blinked and said: "That's it, mainly, I consider that the temperature outside is quite low now, it's easy to catch a cold in outdoor unity, and it's too old-fashioned to go to a country park, so it's not interesting.

So, the team building project I applied for everyone this time is the most popular one, open-box team building.

How about it, is this theme interesting, special and different? "

Jin Ruoyu looked at the surrounding cardboard boxes with a look of disgust: "Manager Hu, you won't say next time that the trash boxes we brought over are the blind boxes you want to open, right?"

Hu Qiang smiled: "That's right, is it a surprise or a surprise?"

"Hehe." Jin Ruoyu smiled softly, "There are no surprises, but it's really a surprise."

Hu Qiang said with a smile: "In this way, with so many blind boxes, everyone can choose at will and open them in turn. Remember to register the items opened on the form.

So this team building is to compete with others to open more things.

Whoever opens the most blind boxes within the specified time is the winner.

How about this open blind box team building, is it exciting and interesting? "

Upon hearing this, Sha Lele pursed her lips with an aggrieved expression on her face.

Seeing Sha Lele's appearance, Jin Ruoyu quickly comforted him: "Forget it, Lele, in fact, there is nothing much to do in the country park.

To tell you the truth, I have been there before, good guy, painted ordinary horses as zebras, and huskies pretended to be wild wolves. The most ridiculous thing is that the so-called Swan Lake turned out to be inflatable swans in the pond!
And in this weather, the trees are all bare, the lawn is yellow, and the flowers are not in bloom. When the cool wind blows, the whole body is shivering, which is really meaningless.

So, it's better to stay here and do chores, at least you won't get tanned, and you'll still be warm. "

"Hey, Secretary Jin, that's wrong." Hu Qiang said hastily, "What chores? This is really a team building project specially approved by the higher authorities, and it can be reimbursed with public funds!"

Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a half-smile: "Old Hu, you won't be fooled by Lenny again, and then come back to fool us, right?"

"No way!" Hu Qiang quickly said seriously, "It's really a team building project!"

"Can you have a better lunch then?" Ouyang Murphy asked with narrowed eyes.

"That must be!" Hu Qiang nodded.

"I don't want to go to the cafeteria." Ouyang Murphy said, "A sushi platter of 299 per person, is that okay?"

"Of course not." Hu Qiang shook his head and said, "The funds for team building are limited, the maximum standard is 29.9 yuan per person!"

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly took out a knife from his back waist, "Forget it, I didn't expect much at first, just do it!"

Jin Ruoyu also shook his head, took a utility knife from Sha Lele, and began to open the box in boredom.

Seeing that everyone started to open the boxes, Hu Qiang laughed and walked down the stairs: "That's right, opening blind boxes is also a very interesting activity, right?"

Unfortunately, no one cares about him.

Hu Qiang had no choice but to pick up a utility knife, and said while opening the box: "Well, everyone, please do your best. Before anyone else has moved the other boxes, let's open a wave first, which means we have a first-mover advantage." , are you happy?"

At this time, Sha Lele suddenly raised his head and said, "Manager Hu, why are these boxes printed with Xiaohei Technology? Is it the name of another company?"

"Obviously." Jin Ruoyu said.

Sha Lele asked again: "Why are the things of other companies entrusted to us for safekeeping?"

Jin Ruoyu smiled: "That's not easy? This must be another company that our company invested in or acquired went bankrupt, and then the company cleaned up its assets and sent some useless things here. In fact, it was for us to collect garbage. Is it right, Manager Hu?"

"This..." Hu Qiang blinked, not knowing how to answer for a moment.

Ouyang Murphy suddenly said: "Isn't it the same as not asking him if you ask him? Even if he is, as a manager, can he tell us yes? Doesn't that mean admitting that we are asked to do chores?"

Sha Lele nodded: "So this little black technology is a bankrupt company?"

"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy replied, "Don't underestimate this little black technology, in fact, this company is quite famous."

"Oh?" Sha Lele quickly looked at Ouyang Murphy, "Mr. Murphy, do you know this company?"

Ouyang Murphy opened the box and said: "I heard that the boss of this company is a very powerful inventor, nicknamed Almighty Xiao Hei, who claims to be able to create anything.

It's a pity, he was good at inventing, but he didn't know how to make money, and spent money like water, so he went bankrupt. "

"Oh, that's right." Sha Lele nodded.

Jin Ruoyu said: "This story tells us that a person who knows how to invent is not necessarily a good boss, do you understand?"

"Understood." Sha Lele nodded again.

At this time, Ouyang Murphy suddenly took out an instruction manual from the opened box, read it and said, "Average-looking eyes? After wearing it, can everyone's face look like an average face? It's interesting! "

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy reached into the box, picked up the average-looking glasses, put them on by himself, and then turned to look at Hu Qiang.

"Old Hu, turn your head!"

Hu Qiang was taken aback, then turned to look at Ouyang Murphy: "What are you doing?"

Ouyang Mofei pressed his glasses with both hands, looked at Hu Qiang carefully, and found that there was no change.

Seeing this, Ouyang Murphy frowned: "Cut, there is no reaction at all. These glasses must be bragging, or they are broken!"

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy took off his glasses and threw them into the box next to him.

"Chicken butt box?" Hu Qiang also took out a model that looked like a chicken butt, "What the hell is this?"

"Look at this!" Sha Lele smiled and took out a black box, "Black technology water replenishment instrument?"

"Let me see." Jin Ruoyu quickly asked Sha Lele to bring it over.

In the end, I took it and looked at it again and again, and found that there was no response, Jin Ruoyu immediately threw it aside in disgust:

"Eh, what a high-tech nirvana, isn't it just an ordinary spray water replenishment device? And it's a bad one!
If you make the appearance black, can you call it black technology?Really can play tricks!

To engage in this kind of crap, he deserves to be bankrupted by Xiao Heidi! "

"Look at this of mine." Hu Qiang also offered something like a lipstick, "This is... a strawberry-flavored anti-wolf spray?"

Hu Qiang sprayed it in the air and smelled it a little, and it really was a strong and fragrant strawberry smell.

"Is this anti-wolf spray?" Hu Qiang frowned and shook his head, "If you encounter a pervert, you will only spray more and more excited, right?"

"What is this?" Jin Ruoyu also took out a robot toy with crawlers from a box, "Waili 2.0? Super artificial robot?"

Ouyang Murphy raised his eyebrows: "Hey, let me have a look."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy took over the Waweili 2.0 from Jin Ruoyu.

After touching and touching, shaking and shaking, it turned out that there was no reaction at all, neither talking nor moving, it felt like a model.

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy shook his head, and casually threw the Waliili 2.0 into the box, "It's a lot of hype, but it turned out to be a pile of trash. I think that almighty little black is just a braggart, with no real skills. .”

"That's right!" Jin Ruoyu immediately agreed.

"Huh?" Sha Lele suddenly picked up a box, "Look at this box, there are four words 'Do not open' written on it, what do you think it is?"

After hearing what Sha Lele said, everyone looked at the box that Sha Lele was holding.

Jin Ruoyu was the first to narrow his eyes and said, "This box looks a little dangerous, so..."

"Put it away?" Shalele asked.

"No!" Jin Ruoyu waved his hand, and suddenly smiled, "Of course, drive quickly!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu walked over a few steps and told Sha Lele to open the box quickly so that he could see what was inside.

Sha Lele nodded, put down the box, cut the sealing tape with a utility knife, opened the box, and found black top hats inside.

"What are you supposed to do?" Jin Ruoyu pouted, "It's just a bunch of hats, very mysterious."

"Not necessarily." Ouyang Murphy, who came to watch the excitement, picked up a hat and said, "It is said that this little black thing will not have normal things, let's take a closer look, maybe there are other strange things. "

After nodding, Sha Lele carefully looked at the label on the hat in his hand: "Duplicity is not a hat? Is it the name of this hat? How strange?"

"And here!" Hu Qiang also looked at the back of the label on a hat in his hand and said, "The label on it says that this hat will change the way humans communicate and greatly improve the efficiency of human collaboration?"

"It's also on the back." Jin Ruoyu also looked at the back of the label of the hat in his hand and said, "Whoever wears it will not be able to lie!"

When Hu Qiang saw this, he chuckled: "It's just nonsense, and you can't lie after wearing it. Isn't this just a way to lie to children? How could anyone believe it."

As soon as he said this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly walked up to Hu Qiang, looked left and right at Hu Qiang.

Just when Hu Qiang was taken aback, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly at Hu Qiang, then stood on tiptoe, and directly put the duplicity hat in his hand on the top of Hu Qiang's head.

As soon as he put it on, the two Arabic numerals "00" suddenly lit up on the duplicity hat on top of Hu Qiang's head.

"Murphy, what are you doing?" Hu Qiang frowned.

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Are we team building or doing odd jobs?"

"Team building." Hu Qiang subconsciously said.

But at this moment, the number "00" suddenly changed to "01" on the hat on Hu Qiang's head, and there was a ding sound, which made Hu Qiang startled again.

Seeing this, not only Ouyang Mofei's eyes lit up, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele also looked at the hat on Hu Qiang's head...the number on it in surprise.

In the silence, Ouyang Mofei suddenly asked Hu Qiang with his hands behind his back and half-closed his eyes: "Old Hu, do you often lie to us?"

"Of course not." Hu Qiang replied with a smile immediately.

Just after Hu Qiang finished speaking, the hat on his head dinged again, and the number changed to "02".

Seeing this, Ouyang Murphy raised his head with a smile, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele both stared wide-eyed.

Suddenly, Jin Ruoyu asked, "How many times have you been in love?"

Hu Qiang blinked: "Three times?"

Ding!
"Twice!"

Ding!
Looking at the hat that turned into "04" on Hu Qiang's head, Ouyang Murphy, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele all opened their mouths.

"You've only been in love once?" Jin Ruoyu was extremely surprised.

Afterwards, Jin Ruoyu turned his head and looked at Ouyang Murphy with a smile: "No wonder, I was dying to talk to that virtual partner before, so it turned out to be his first love! No wonder!"

Ouyang Mofei crossed his arms, looked at Hu Qiang thoughtfully and smiled: "So that's the case, hahahaha."

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and quickly laughed along with him: "How is it possible, this hat must be broken!"

Ding!
Duplicity has become 05.

Hu Qiang looked up with both eyes: "This... well, let's stop playing."

After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang quickly took off his hat: "What the hell, it's a lie! It doesn't count, it doesn't count just now!"

At this moment, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie all walked in carrying boxes.

"What counts?" Pang Xiaobai said suddenly, "What are you playing behind our backs?"

"Ah, Xiaobai, Ajie, Haixing, you are here just in time." Hu Qiang smiled at them quickly.

"That's it, I decided to officially start our team building activities at this moment. The theme of the team building is to open the blind box.

Simply put, everyone opens these boxes together, and whoever opens the most boxes wins.

By the way, after opening the box and taking out the contents, remember to register it, which is also convenient for ranking.

How about it, is it interesting for me to open a blind box team building? "

(End of this chapter)

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