Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 25 No way?You can't be so naive, can you?

After Lannifu sat down on a chair beside him, Su Kejie quickly took a glowing desk lamp and placed it on the table in front of Lannifu.

Immediately afterwards, under Lannifu's puzzled eyes, Pang Xiaobai picked up another family-friendly headgear and put it on the glowing desk lamp.

After finishing these, everyone looked at it together, and then Hu Qiang couldn't help but said: "That is to say, you want to change the headgear into a lampshade? Is it too ordinary?"

Pang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "No, this is not an ordinary lamp, we call it a workplace life extension lamp!"

Su Kejie answered, "It's also called the no-contact layoff lamp!"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "As we all know, layoffs are a very painful process.

For those who are about to be laid off, the road to the personnel department is the longest road.

For personnel affairs, how to get rid of the laid-off people is full of routines!
And this light can make the process of layoffs quick and painless! "

"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "There is such a lamp on every employee's desk. It is usually beautiful and practical. As long as it is on, it means that the years are quiet and the work is worry-free.

But once it goes out, it means..."

"You have been laid off!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly pointed at Hu Qiang and said loudly.

Hu Qiang frowned: "Then what if the lamp is broken? Is it because of a problem with the lamp itself that it went out?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Well said, this is the subtlety of this lamp!
Once the light is off, everyone will touch the switch subconsciously, wanting to make sure there is something wrong with the light.

And the switch of this light is equipped with a fingerprint reader! "

Su Kejie answered immediately: "As long as you touch the fingerprint reader, it means that you have already known and accepted the reality of being laid off by the company!"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you touch the switch, it means you agree to be laid off!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai smiled: "Here, I would also like to thank Murphy for his technical support."

Hu Qiang was taken aback, then turned to look at Ouyang Murphy standing behind him.

Ouyang Mofei smiled and gave Hu Qiang a wink, and Hu Qiang was so frightened that he quickly turned his head away from her.

"Then!" Su Kejie said, "You only need to touch the switch, and you will receive an official layoff email, and then, you can use this headgear, pack up your things and leave."

Pang Xiaobai picked up the hood, turned the hood upside down and said, "We tried it, and it's really easy to hold, stronger than a cardboard box. It's really considerate of the company to give us this thing!"

Hearing this, Hu Qiang was stunned, while Lannifu smiled slightly, looked up at Pang Xiaobai and said, "Do you have any other plans?"

Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie shook their heads.

Lannifu smiled and took a deep breath, and stretched out his hand to Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately handed the hood to Lannifu.

Lanife took a look at the hood and said with a smile, "Johnny, come with me."

After speaking, Lanife took the hood and went to the manager's office.

Hu Qiang frowned, looked at Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Ouyang Murphy, followed Lannifu to the manager's office without saying anything.

After Hu Qiang entered the manager's room and closed the door.

Both Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, and returned to their respective jobs.

Ouyang Murphy, on the other hand, was also going to his work station, but suddenly changed his mind, and quickly came to the window of the manager's office, and began to put his ear to the window, blatantly listening to the wall.

Pang Xiaobai whispered at this time: "Murphy, isn't this bad?"

Ouyang Murphy shot a sharp look, and Pang Xiaobai immediately lowered his head and said nothing.

Seeing that Pang Xiaobai gave in, Ouyang Murphy pouted, and then continued to eavesdrop on the door.

At this time, Hu Qiang from the manager's office said to Lannifu in front:
"I'm sorry Lenny, I didn't expect that to happen.

In this way, if you give me some more time, I will definitely come up with better ideas.

For example, what do you think of changing the headgear into a mobile power bank? "

"No need." Lani Fu turned his back to Hu Qiang, playing with the hood in his hand, and said calmly, "I think the idea of ​​this layoff lamp is pretty good."

After turning around, Lanifu continued to look calm:
"Johnny, you can take this plan to the meeting to propose it tomorrow.

I believe that by then you will definitely become the first user of this thing! "

"Lenny, don't do this," Hu Qiang said.

"Why are you still standing there?" Lenny Fu said, "Come on, try it quickly and see how much stuff this hood can hold."

Speaking of this, Lanifer walked to the desk and started throwing things from the desk into the hood.

Seeing Lannifu's attitude, Hu Qiang said:

"It's not me, Lanny, it's just a cotton stuffed hood.

The basics are there, and the price is outrageous. It is really difficult to come up with some shocking projects. "

"Shocking?" Lannifu, who was loading things, stopped, raised his head, and looked at Hu Qiang.

"It's your turn to have such an astonishing project?" Lanifer suddenly said angrily.

"Johnny, who do you think you are? Huh?"

"Do you really think that becoming the manager of the emergency department means that the company treats you differently?"

"Every nonsense you say now is one step closer to being fired!"

"No!" Hu Qiang said hastily, "Don't, Lanny, the time has not come yet, I think I can still save it, and I will definitely come up with a better idea."

Lannifu snorted coldly, picked up something from the table again, and threw it into the headgear vigorously:

"Johnny, you're not young anymore.

Do you know that more than half of the employees over 35 years old in our business group have been laid off this year.

An old antique like you who can only paste walls, has no skills at all, and can't bring any value to the company at all.

Do you really think that you are still like young people, you can do whatever you want?

Do you know why you were transferred here as a manager?

Do you really think I value you?

This is the last chance for you from the company!
Do you really think that the first three managers all left on their own?
No way?You can't be so naive, can you? "

Hu Qiang frowned:

"So, the first three managers were all forced to leave? You, you, also want to use this method to force me to leave?"

Lanni Fu smiled coldly, did not answer this question, but continued:

"Johnny, I remember asking you a question before, and now I will ask you again, what is the spirit of our beasts?"

Hu Qiang said: "Small screw, big achievement?"

"Wrong!" Lane Fu said loudly, "survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest!"

Speaking of this, Lanifer casually picked up something from the table and threw it into the hood.

"Johnny! If you want to stay in the company, you must prove your worth!"

"But you are like this, I am really disappointed!"

Speaking of this, Lannifu frowned: "What is the next word, I was so confused by you that I forgot."

Hu Qiang was taken aback, and quickly said: "Um, it should be, maybe you are really not ready yet."

"Yes!" Lanifer said hastily.

"You might not really be ready.

But there are many employees in the company who are younger than you and cheaper than you!

If I were a human resource, I would be the first to lay off you!

You are different from me.

I……"

"Lanny!" Hu Qiang said suddenly, "It's about this time, let's skip those clichés, can't we just talk about the main points?"

Lannifu was taken aback for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and nodded, "Okay, okay, let's get to the point, I'll give you the point!"

Next, while continuing to put things into the hood, Lannifu said fiercely:
"Johnny, if you get fired, like you, where do you go to find a job?
Where else would I want you?

Even if someone wants you, who will give you your current salary?
If you lose this job, you lose your current income, you lose your current income...

What about your mortgage?
What about your child going to school?
Your parents have a headache, can you afford the medical bills?
This is the magic city!
Here are all beasts!
Demons don't need tears!
Beasts don't need sympathy!
Middle-aged waste like you!
If I were you!

Just pack up and go back home as soon as possible!

Don't stay here to embarrass yourself! "

(End of this chapter)