Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 257 It's Really Worse, I'm Worse Than You!
After Jin Ruoyu vented, everyone looked at her silently, and needles could be heard on the scene.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Ruoyu, you are not alone, my profession is also very popular, and the risk is also great."

Jin Ruoyu turned his head and squinted at Pang Xiaobai, and said with a grim expression, "Apart from your face, where are you so big?"

Pang Xiaobai said solemnly: "You know, Ruoyu, in order to be able to submit the plan a few days later, I have said at least 20 times that I will cut the cecum and cut the hemorrhoids more than 30 times! My cecum and buttocks are shaking every day."

Su Kejie also turned to look at Jin Ruoyu and said, "And I, in order to pass the design, I have praised Party A's wonderful aesthetics countless times, and I'm almost out of my mind."

Hu Qiang blinked, walked in the direction of Jin Ruoyu, and said: "Oh, I sympathize with your experience, but as the manager of the emergency department, I still don't advocate lying to solve problems. "

Ding!plus one!

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, then sat down on Jin Ruoyu's unkind eyes and said:
"Well, well, I'm telling the truth!

In fact, what are you guys doing?
what?
It's really miserable, I'm worse than you all!
As a manager, I have to be in charge of the entire department. In order not to make mistakes, I have to deceive both the critical boss and the thorny subordinates.

My boss doesn't sympathize with me, and my subordinates don't understand me.

When there is no accident, I can't think of my hard work, but when there is an accident, I will be blamed.

I'm like that mouse drilling into the bellows, getting angry at both ends, am I easy? "

"Manager Hu!" Sha Lele couldn't help saying pitifully, "You're tired."

"Alas!" Hu Qiang sighed heavily, and then glanced at Ouyang Murphy with a pitiful look.

Ouyang Murphy frowned, and curled his lips with disdain: "Okay, look at your bear, I just don't write a reply to Amy for the time being, cut!"

"Really?" Hu Qiang immediately raised his eyebrows and hooked the corners of his mouth.

But soon, Hu Qiang regained his calm face, and said to Ouyang Mofei: "Hey, that's right! Enemies should be resolved rather than knotted. Why bother to have the same knowledge as that? No, I don't advocate it!"

At this moment, there was a burst of BGM when Thor appeared in the Marvel movie.

Everyone looked in the direction of the music, and saw Tang Haixing wearing a red cloak and holding a toy hammer model of Thor's Hammer in his right hand. He came in from the door, opened his arms to everyone, and posed a pose!

Ouyang Murphy looked at Tang Haixing and said, "Are you going to change your career and knock on the wall? Thirty with one blow?"

Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Murphy, without saying a word, first pressed the hammer model with his hand, and turned off the BGM music.

After that, Tang Haixing held up the hammer and said, "This hammer is the hammer of honesty and the trophy of this team building. Only I can lift it!"

Everyone was speechless.

Then Pang Xiaobai trotted over suddenly, and snatched the "Hammer of Honesty" from Tang Haixing's hand.

After lifting it four or five times, Pang Xiaobai was silent for a while, then pointed at the hat with "00" on Tang Haixing's head and said loudly: "Isn't this considered a lie? It's too much!"

Tang Haixing looked at the angry Pang Xiaobai calmly: "That's because you can only lift the hammer's body, but you can't lift the hammer's soul, so you still can't lift the honesty hammer! "

"Oh my god!" Pang Xiaobai directly fell down with his forehead supported, and was defeated directly.

"Soul, you're a hammer!" Hu Qiang couldn't help but said, "Tang Haixing, don't have some achievements, just talk about it triumphantly, the competition is not over yet, it's still unknown who will win!"

Tang Haixing put his hands in his pockets, frowned and sighed: "Hey, I still appreciate your never-give-up spirit. I sincerely hope that by the end of the game, you won't lose too much to me. That will make me feel , I feel a little sorry."

Jin Ruoyu gritted his teeth and looked at Tang Haixing: "You are a salesman, I don't believe it, when you promote the company's products, you never lied?"

Tang Haixing continued to put his hands in his pockets, and immediately said loudly with confidence: "I am excellent and I am equipped with excellent Wanshou manufacturing. It is too late for everyone to rush to buy it. Why are you lying?"

Jin Ruoyu also lowered his head with his hands on his forehead, and was defeated again.

Sha Lele blinked and asked Tang Haixing directly: "Teacher Tang, how did you manage to be so honest? Do you have any secrets?"

Tang Haixing smiled slightly: "It's all because I adhere to a healthy lifestyle every day.

When you wake up, read the chairman's autobiography aloud to motivate yourself.

After entering the company, kiss the pillars of the lobby, remind yourself to support all beasts in the future, and make all beasts your home!
After returning home from get off work, perform a blessing dance for the beasts, so that this beautiful day can be ended. "

Upon hearing this, everyone was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.

At this moment, Pang Xiaobai, who just got up from the ground, squinted his eyes and said, "Hmph, I don't believe you are watertight!
Question, how big is the hidden folder in your computer?What is your name?What's there?answer quickly! "

Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, and then said with a serious face: "About ten Gs, the name is 'Starfish's First Time'!"

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up, obviously very interested.

But immediately after, Tang Haixing said affectionately: "In it, it recorded the first time I walked, the first time I won an award, and the first time I got a perfect score..."

"Enough!" Hu Qiang, who was no longer interested, waved his hand, "Stop talking, it's fine."

Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes and shook his head, seemingly speechless.

Su Kejie suddenly said: "Tang Haixing, which part of your body do you admire the most?"

Tang Haixing replied immediately: "I admire my wise brain, handsome face, well-developed limbs, strong body, flowing hair, and excellent DNA the most!"

"Okay!" Hu Qiang said calmly, "What part of my body do you dislike the most?"

Tang Haixing immediately replied: "Of course it's my clipped nails and shaved beard. They have to leave my body because they are not perfect!"

Hu Qiang shook his head, once again speechless for Tang Haixing's narcissism.

Ouyang Murphy asked suddenly: "How do you evaluate your boss, Lao Hu?"

Tang Haixing said: "A good man, an old employee who is loyal to all beasts and is of little use. Of course, he is also the eighth candidate for the old steward of my future empire."

Hu Qiang sneered: "It's really narcissistic and arrogant to the extreme, there are so many flirtatious words."

Suddenly, Hu stood up violently: "Wait, I have it!"

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang smiled slightly and said to Tang Haixing: "Please tell us the shortcomings of the chairman!"

Upon hearing this, Jin Ruoyu was the first to react, and patted the table with a smile.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted: "Manager Hu's question is wonderful!"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai squinted his eyes and said to Tang Haixing, who was frowning: "If you say that the chairman has no shortcomings, then you are lying, because no one is perfect!"

"But!" Su Kejie answered immediately, "The chairman is perfect in your mind. How can a perfect person have shortcomings?"

"This question is too vicious!" Sha Lele exclaimed, "No matter how you answer it, you are wrong. What should I do?"

Tang Haixing frowned, and then said with a troubled face: "My father has shortcomings, that is, his autobiography is too short, and I can't read it enough!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was completely defeated.

(End of this chapter)