Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 259 Join forces, brother!

After Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie ran out of the 2D mezzanine where the emergency department was located and went straight upstairs, he was completely relieved.

"Finally escaped!" Pang Xiaobai said as he walked in fear.

"Manager Hu is working too hard. In order not to lose, let us increase the number above our heads. I have been asked about my cheating in elementary school. If this continues, I guess I will even be asked about whether I wet the bed in kindergarten."

"Yes, Manager Hu is too despicable." Su Kejie also said as he walked.

"Just because he took advantage of our lateness and saw that we were easy to bully, he made things difficult for us, and we dare not resist.

Fortunately, you were so excited that you diverted the hatred in time, allowing Manager Hu to shift his mind to Murphy, and even pretended that Lenny was calling.

If this continues, I, no, we estimate that the number above our heads will soon surpass Manager Hu.

At that time, the hat of the liar will probably have to choose between you and me. "

"It's a fake call, it's a real call from Mr. Lanny." Pang Xiaobai said, "He really asked us to go to a meeting, but he will go in half an hour."

"Really?" Su Kejie frowned.

"Why lie to you?" Pang Xiaobai said.

"That's fine." Su Kejie said, "I had a meeting with Mr. Lenny, and you and I just went back and forth. It's better than being unilaterally exported by Manager Hu."

When Pang Xiaobai heard this, he stopped immediately, and said to Su Kejie solemnly:
"Ajie, I think so, now that the situation is so severe, we should stop hurting each other.

If we continue to tear each other down, something will happen sooner or later.

As far as the current situation is concerned, although we can't win, as long as we form a team to defend and cover each other, at least we won't lose.

And as long as you don't lose, you don't need to wear the hat of a liar.

So join forces, bro!

Let's fight this fucking game together! "

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai extended his friendly right hand.

Su Kejie nodded, and decisively shook hands with Pang Xiaobai to make peace: "You are right, unity is strength, and in extraordinary times, we still need to form a group to help each other, brother!"

Pang Xiaobai nodded solemnly, with a serious expression.

At this moment, there was a familiar sound of high-heeled shoes thumping and thumping.

Pang Xiaobai turned his head and found that it was Jin Ruoyu who walked over with a blank face.

Jin Ruoyu walked up to the two of them, and suddenly raised a hammer, which startled the two of them.

"Come on, do me a favor, use this hammer to hit my forehead twice, I can't get rid of that cruel hand myself!"

Su Kejie hurriedly said: "Ruoyu, what's wrong with you? What happened? You can't hurt yourself no matter how big it is?"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you are really upset, how about I hit Ajie twice to calm you down?"

Su Kejie immediately narrowed his eyes and stared at Pang Xiaobai.

"No, you misunderstood." Jin Ruoyu said with a sad face, "I don't want to hurt myself, I just want to break this hat, so that the number will not increase.

If you lose the game at that time, you will have to wear the hat of a liar for three days from tomorrow, what a joke. "

Pang Xiaobai sighed: "Ruoyu, as a human being, the most important thing is to be happy, don't think about these unhappy things all the time.

Come on, let me tell you a joke, have fun. "

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie, rolled his eyes and said: "That's right, Ajie has a group called Single Longevity Club."

Su Kejie immediately said nervously: "There's nothing to say, it's just an ordinary health preservation group, discussing how to preserve health."

Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "Ruoyu, do you know that the people in this single longevity club are all hard-working singles who work overtime. People who join this group only do one thing every day, which is to greet each other in the group at [-] o'clock in the morning. , See if anyone dies suddenly at home, isn't it funny?"

"Hehehe." Jin Ruoyu immediately covered his mouth and laughed.

But seeing Su Kejie's angry face, Jin Ruoyu immediately blinked and forcibly suppressed his smile.

Su Kejie glared at the triumphant Pang Xiaobai, turned his head and said to Jin Ruoyu who had regained his elegant appearance:

"Ruoyu, when he said that, I suddenly remembered a joke.

Xiaobai, do you still remember why you cried last time? "

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "When did I cry? It's all about my childhood, I don't remember it!"

With a ding, the number above Pang Xiaobai's head increased by one.

Su Kejie said with a blank face: "Last Wednesday you were scolded by the director of the marketing department and hid in the toilet crying; last Friday you took a taxi home in the middle of the night and cried in the taxi; half a month ago you spilled instant noodles and hid in the room Cry, remember, crybaby!"

Pang Xiaobai immediately retorted: "I didn't cry!"

Ding!plus one!

Pang Xiaobai frowned, then smiled at Jin Ruoyu and said, "It's just to vent my emotions."

Jin Ruoyu blinked, and said with a dry smile, "Oh, in this world, the collapse of an adult can happen in an instant, so it's understandable."

Ding!plus one!

As soon as Jin Ruoyu heard the hat on his head rang, his professional smile immediately froze, and after rolling his eyes, he directly lowered him slightly, looking very speechless and fed up, obviously suffering from a blow.

Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes, then turned his head to look at Su Kejie, and asked maliciously: "Ajie, do you still remember what birthday wish you made last year?"

Su Kejie glared at the malicious Pang Xiaobai: "My wish is that everyone is happy!"

Ding!plus one!

Su Kejie was taken aback, and continued: "I hope the world will be peaceful!"

Ding!plus one!

Seeing this, the corners of Pang Xiaobai's mouth curled upwards, and he pretended to say, "Isn't that right? How do I remember that your birthday wish should be to have a girlfriend and end singleness?"

"You!" Su Kejie directly broke the defense, pointing at Pang Xiaobai angrily, "Xiaobai, do you dare to say what is the longest record for you not to take a bath?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Just say it, I take a bath every day!"

Ding!plus one!

As soon as he heard the hat on his head rang, Pang Xiaobai became anxious, and immediately pointed at Su Kejie and said, "Shut up! Don't say anything!"

Su Kejie sneered, turned his head and said to Jin Ruoyu: "There was a time when Pang Yueguang was unemployed at home and hadn't bathed for a whole month. His face and neck were two colors. Later, he went to the bathhouse and washed a pool of water black! Hmph!"

Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes and clenched his fists angrily: "Ajie, you forced me!"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai turned his head, opened his eyes, and said to Jin Ruoyu, "Ruoyu, do you know what happened when Su Kejie had the closest contact with a girl?

It's like this, once Su Kejie tripped and fell and pinned a girl under him, and was rewarded with more than 20 big mouths in a row! "

"You!" Su Kejie was furious, "Pang Yueguang, you are too much!"

"It was you who went too far!" Pang Xiaobai retorted angrily.

"Okay, okay!" Seeing that the smell of gunpowder between the two of them was getting stronger, Jin Ruoyu quickly smoothed things over, "It's almost done. It's not interesting to hear too many embarrassing things between colleagues. Be happy."

With a ding, the number of the hat on Jin Ruoyu's head increased by one, indicating that she was lying.

Hearing this voice, Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath and stomped his feet fiercely: "I'm so angry! I really want to die!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu stomped his feet again, and walked away quickly with a hammer in his hand, leaving only Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie who were still cross-eyed.

As soon as Jin Ruoyu left, Su Kejie immediately said with a livid face: "Pang Yueguang! Because of your ignorance, I declare that our United Front will be disbanded on the spot!"

Pang Xiaobai crossed his arms with disdain on his face: "Hey! I'm so scared to lose such a good partner like you!"

Ding!plus one!

Hearing the sound of the hat on his head, Pang Xiaobai took a deep breath, and then said to Su Kejie with a smile:

"Ajie, remember your white toothbrush? I used it to wash the dishes!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai shook his head shyly, and pointed to the hat on top of his head.

It means that the hat didn't ring, and Lao Tzu was telling the truth.

When Su Kejie heard this, he immediately retorted, "Remember that black blanket you covered? I mopped the floor with it!"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie also pointed to the hat on his head, which meant that my hat didn't ring, and what I said was true!
Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened angrily: "You're ruthless!"

Su Kejie immediately stared back: "Everyone!"

"Hmph!" The two turned their heads at the same time.

Afterwards, the two parted ways directly, walking on their own side, ignoring each other.

Even if they continue to meet in the same conference room afterwards.

At this point, a newly established United Front suddenly collapsed like this.

(End of this chapter)