Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 273 How about it, doesn't it feel good?
Chapter 273 How about it, doesn't it feel good?
As soon as Pang Xiaobai finished speaking, Ouyang Murphy, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, suddenly turned around with a smile.
"I don't know if there is a story about this car, but there must be many accidents."
After saying this, Ouyang Murphy smiled again and turned around to start repairing the car.
Su Kejie had a serious face, looked left and right again, and then said with a look of disgust: "What's so good here?"
"Oh, it's great here!" Pang Xiaobai said immediately.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai snapped his fingers and said, "It's comfortable, not expensive, and close to the company. It's much better than living in other houses, isn't it, Murphy?"
Ouyang Murphy, who was repairing the car with his head down, straightened up, turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, and smiled slightly: "That is!"
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy said to Su Kejie: "Actually, after this guy broke up with you, he did go to see a lot of houses. As a result, hehe, he got a lot of realistic beatings."
Hearing that Ouyang Murphy was so disrespectful, Pang Xiaobai sighed and said, "Okay, let me tell the truth.
In fact, when I went to rent a house, I found that with my current strength, comfortable, cheap, and close, these three things can at most satisfy two at the same time.
Then when I was in distress, I happened to see a news on the Internet, saying that there was a young couple who didn't buy a house, and they just met the three criteria of being cheap, comfortable, and close to the company.
Then, I clicked on the second-hand car market on the Internet, and I happened to find that second-hand cars are currently on sale at a cheap price, especially there are many cheap RVs for sale.
So I picked and picked and finally saw this car.
This car is very much like the weather-beaten and rebellious me!
As the saying goes, if you have wine today and get drunk today, money is hard to buy and be yourself! "
Hearing what Pang Xiaobai said, Ouyang Murphy smiled, and said to Su Kejie: "So, he became a turtle with a shrinking head and settled his home on him."
Su Kejie was silent for a while, and then asked: "What happened just now? The music was so loud, and the car was still shaking so much? You...are having a party?"
Pang Xiaobai said: "What are you thinking? Just now, Murphy was helping me repair the car. There is something wrong with the suspension of this car. I was testing the shock absorber just now."
Su Kejie frowned and said, "Do you want to turn on the stereo to test the shock absorber?"
Ouyang Murphy, holding the pliers, said: "That's not true. This car, as long as you turn on the stereo, this car is like a washing machine that has drunk a ton of Coke, and the roof can shake off for you, just like this."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy turned around and lightly pressed the audio switch in the car.
As soon as the switch was pressed, the stereo immediately sounded the sound of dynamic music, and with the sound of the music, the car also began to shake from side to side, knocking the unsuspecting Su Kejie to the ground.
Seeing that Su Kejie was terrified, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, and then lightly pressed again to turn off the sound switch.
As soon as the audio switch was turned off, sure enough, the music stopped and the car stopped shaking.
Su Kejie let out a breath and got up from the floor: "I'm scared to death, this car is still like this? Murphy, can you turn on the air conditioner, let me cool down, and I won't be shocked."
"okay!"
Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, then turned on the air conditioner.
As a result, as soon as the air conditioner was turned on, the car audio began to sound again, and the vehicle also began to shake violently, shaking the unsuspecting Su Kejie to the ground again.
"What's the matter?" Su Kejie, who was shaken to the ground, yelled in fright, "Murphy is kidding me, right? I told you to turn on the air conditioner, and you turn on the stereo?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled and turned off the air conditioner button, ending the sound and shaking.
Afterwards, Ouyang Murphy turned to Su Kejie and said, "No, I'm not interested in playing tricks on you.
It’s just this car. When the air conditioner is turned on, the stereo will be turned on automatically. Buy one get one free, buy strong and get free.
How is it, does it feel good? "
Su Kejie got up again, then quickly ran out of the car, and then patted his chest in fear.
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie looked at the calm Pang Xiaobai and said, "Here, can people live in this place? Don't hold on?"
Pang Xiaobai smiled and said, "Why can't people live here? It's in the basement of the company. If you commute to work, if you don't encounter the crowded elevator, it only takes 2 minutes.
The commuting fee is zero, and you can come back to sleep after punching the card.
And this car is also very cheap, one-time buyout, no need to pay rent every month.
You see, it is close to the company, comfortable to live in, and the price is cheap. All three options are satisfied, so what’s wrong with it? "
While repairing the car, Ouyang Murphy said: "It's good, but it's a little far away from the toilet, so it's better to prepare a toilet."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy raised his head, turned to Pang Xiaobai and said, "Otherwise, if you have diarrhea and it's too late to solve it, hehe, that would be very interesting!"
"That makes sense." Pang Xiaobai nodded, "I'll buy a portable toilet online later."
Su Kejie said: "Xiaobai, here, is it really okay for you to live here?"
"Why not?" Pang Xiaobai said, "In addition to the above advantages, this place is also very quiet, very suitable for a person to think quietly.
You know, I just came up with a breathtakingly brilliant idea last night! "
"What brilliant idea?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "I'm going to remove the steering wheel and convert it into a hula hoop. In this way, I can save money on going to the gym. How good is it?"
Su Kejie looked at the car, then looked around, and then said to Pang Xiaobai: "But, can the company allow you to put the car here?"
"Don't worry." Pang Xiaobai said, "You have also seen that this is a corner of the company, and no one usually comes here.
And I have already greeted the security guard Yanmei, keep a low profile, don't make it public, it doesn't matter if the car is parked here.
You see, it is very empty and quiet here, and there is no one at all.
When I am free, I can drink wine, sing songs, and have fun, just like this. "
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai walked to the front of the car, pretended to be holding a microphone, and sang aloud: "I know..."
After singing here, Pang Xiaobai suddenly patted the side window glass of the front co-pilot, and winked at Ouyang Murphy inside.
Ouyang Murphy nodded, made an OK gesture, and then turned on the sound button.
Soon, the car shook violently, the lights flashed randomly, and the sound of "My Future Is Not a Dream" was played on the stereo.
And Pang Xiaobai, amidst the shaking of the car and the accompaniment of the music, sang with emotion:
"My future is not a dream!
I seriously live every 1 minute! "
At this point, Pang Xiaobai, who had already walked to the front of the car, suddenly turned around and yelled at Ouyang Murphy, who was also shaking his head in the car: "Friends in the audience! Where is the applause? Let me see your hands, please?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled and honked the car horn, then turned on the wiper.
Seeing this, Pang Xiaobai turned his back again and continued to sing:
"My future is not a dream!
My heart is moving with hope... Ah! "
After singing the last word, Pang Xiaobai suddenly turned to look at Su Kejie, and stopped his impromptu singing.
Seeing that Pang Xiaobai had finished the performance, Ouyang Murphy also turned off the audio button and the wiper button in time.
The music stopped, the windshield wipers stopped, the car stopped shaking, everything was quiet.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as Pang Xiaobai finished speaking, Ouyang Murphy, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, suddenly turned around with a smile.
"I don't know if there is a story about this car, but there must be many accidents."
After saying this, Ouyang Murphy smiled again and turned around to start repairing the car.
Su Kejie had a serious face, looked left and right again, and then said with a look of disgust: "What's so good here?"
"Oh, it's great here!" Pang Xiaobai said immediately.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai snapped his fingers and said, "It's comfortable, not expensive, and close to the company. It's much better than living in other houses, isn't it, Murphy?"
Ouyang Murphy, who was repairing the car with his head down, straightened up, turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, and smiled slightly: "That is!"
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy said to Su Kejie: "Actually, after this guy broke up with you, he did go to see a lot of houses. As a result, hehe, he got a lot of realistic beatings."
Hearing that Ouyang Murphy was so disrespectful, Pang Xiaobai sighed and said, "Okay, let me tell the truth.
In fact, when I went to rent a house, I found that with my current strength, comfortable, cheap, and close, these three things can at most satisfy two at the same time.
Then when I was in distress, I happened to see a news on the Internet, saying that there was a young couple who didn't buy a house, and they just met the three criteria of being cheap, comfortable, and close to the company.
Then, I clicked on the second-hand car market on the Internet, and I happened to find that second-hand cars are currently on sale at a cheap price, especially there are many cheap RVs for sale.
So I picked and picked and finally saw this car.
This car is very much like the weather-beaten and rebellious me!
As the saying goes, if you have wine today and get drunk today, money is hard to buy and be yourself! "
Hearing what Pang Xiaobai said, Ouyang Murphy smiled, and said to Su Kejie: "So, he became a turtle with a shrinking head and settled his home on him."
Su Kejie was silent for a while, and then asked: "What happened just now? The music was so loud, and the car was still shaking so much? You...are having a party?"
Pang Xiaobai said: "What are you thinking? Just now, Murphy was helping me repair the car. There is something wrong with the suspension of this car. I was testing the shock absorber just now."
Su Kejie frowned and said, "Do you want to turn on the stereo to test the shock absorber?"
Ouyang Murphy, holding the pliers, said: "That's not true. This car, as long as you turn on the stereo, this car is like a washing machine that has drunk a ton of Coke, and the roof can shake off for you, just like this."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy turned around and lightly pressed the audio switch in the car.
As soon as the switch was pressed, the stereo immediately sounded the sound of dynamic music, and with the sound of the music, the car also began to shake from side to side, knocking the unsuspecting Su Kejie to the ground.
Seeing that Su Kejie was terrified, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, and then lightly pressed again to turn off the sound switch.
As soon as the audio switch was turned off, sure enough, the music stopped and the car stopped shaking.
Su Kejie let out a breath and got up from the floor: "I'm scared to death, this car is still like this? Murphy, can you turn on the air conditioner, let me cool down, and I won't be shocked."
"okay!"
Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, then turned on the air conditioner.
As a result, as soon as the air conditioner was turned on, the car audio began to sound again, and the vehicle also began to shake violently, shaking the unsuspecting Su Kejie to the ground again.
"What's the matter?" Su Kejie, who was shaken to the ground, yelled in fright, "Murphy is kidding me, right? I told you to turn on the air conditioner, and you turn on the stereo?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled and turned off the air conditioner button, ending the sound and shaking.
Afterwards, Ouyang Murphy turned to Su Kejie and said, "No, I'm not interested in playing tricks on you.
It’s just this car. When the air conditioner is turned on, the stereo will be turned on automatically. Buy one get one free, buy strong and get free.
How is it, does it feel good? "
Su Kejie got up again, then quickly ran out of the car, and then patted his chest in fear.
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie looked at the calm Pang Xiaobai and said, "Here, can people live in this place? Don't hold on?"
Pang Xiaobai smiled and said, "Why can't people live here? It's in the basement of the company. If you commute to work, if you don't encounter the crowded elevator, it only takes 2 minutes.
The commuting fee is zero, and you can come back to sleep after punching the card.
And this car is also very cheap, one-time buyout, no need to pay rent every month.
You see, it is close to the company, comfortable to live in, and the price is cheap. All three options are satisfied, so what’s wrong with it? "
While repairing the car, Ouyang Murphy said: "It's good, but it's a little far away from the toilet, so it's better to prepare a toilet."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy raised his head, turned to Pang Xiaobai and said, "Otherwise, if you have diarrhea and it's too late to solve it, hehe, that would be very interesting!"
"That makes sense." Pang Xiaobai nodded, "I'll buy a portable toilet online later."
Su Kejie said: "Xiaobai, here, is it really okay for you to live here?"
"Why not?" Pang Xiaobai said, "In addition to the above advantages, this place is also very quiet, very suitable for a person to think quietly.
You know, I just came up with a breathtakingly brilliant idea last night! "
"What brilliant idea?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "I'm going to remove the steering wheel and convert it into a hula hoop. In this way, I can save money on going to the gym. How good is it?"
Su Kejie looked at the car, then looked around, and then said to Pang Xiaobai: "But, can the company allow you to put the car here?"
"Don't worry." Pang Xiaobai said, "You have also seen that this is a corner of the company, and no one usually comes here.
And I have already greeted the security guard Yanmei, keep a low profile, don't make it public, it doesn't matter if the car is parked here.
You see, it is very empty and quiet here, and there is no one at all.
When I am free, I can drink wine, sing songs, and have fun, just like this. "
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai walked to the front of the car, pretended to be holding a microphone, and sang aloud: "I know..."
After singing here, Pang Xiaobai suddenly patted the side window glass of the front co-pilot, and winked at Ouyang Murphy inside.
Ouyang Murphy nodded, made an OK gesture, and then turned on the sound button.
Soon, the car shook violently, the lights flashed randomly, and the sound of "My Future Is Not a Dream" was played on the stereo.
And Pang Xiaobai, amidst the shaking of the car and the accompaniment of the music, sang with emotion:
"My future is not a dream!
I seriously live every 1 minute! "
At this point, Pang Xiaobai, who had already walked to the front of the car, suddenly turned around and yelled at Ouyang Murphy, who was also shaking his head in the car: "Friends in the audience! Where is the applause? Let me see your hands, please?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled and honked the car horn, then turned on the wiper.
Seeing this, Pang Xiaobai turned his back again and continued to sing:
"My future is not a dream!
My heart is moving with hope... Ah! "
After singing the last word, Pang Xiaobai suddenly turned to look at Su Kejie, and stopped his impromptu singing.
Seeing that Pang Xiaobai had finished the performance, Ouyang Murphy also turned off the audio button and the wiper button in time.
The music stopped, the windshield wipers stopped, the car stopped shaking, everything was quiet.
(End of this chapter)
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