Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 288 How about you go up and take a pee?
Chapter 288 How about you go up and take a pee?
As soon as Pang Xiaobai said that, Su Kejie immediately understood.
Obviously, the reason why Pang Xiaobai said this was just to give himself a step down, obviously being arrogant.
In other words, he has agreed to reconcile with himself, saying that he is only pretending to be reserved when he asks him to invite him to dinner.
Heh, Pang Xiaobai, you are still so childish and so easy to understand!
Thinking of this, Su Kejie immediately approached Pang Xiaobai, squinted his eyes and said softly:
"Xiaobai, otherwise, don't live here, and move back to live with me.
Although I can't cook, I can order good takeout! "
Pang Xiaobai immediately pushed Su Kejie's head away with one hand: "Stay away from me! You pervert!"
Su Kejie who was pushed away blinked: "Then you agreed to move back and live with me?"
"No need!" Pang Xiaobai shook his head, put his arms around the doll and said, "I appreciate your kindness."
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai put his arms around the snow monster doll and said, "I just bought an RV, and now I'm moving back, what should I do with the car?"
"What's so difficult about it." Su Kejie said, "You just sell it."
"It's not that easy." Pang Xiaobai shook his head.
"There are not many people buying this kind of second-hand RV. If I sell it again, I will definitely lose a lot of money, and I don't know when I can sell it.
Going back and forth, wasting time, wasting money, and paying an extra rent for your house, then I'm not at a loss? "
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai continued: "Besides, I actually quite like my current life.
Free, close enough to the unit, and save a lot of money every month.
What's more, even if I don't move back and become roommates with you, it won't affect us being father and son? "
Upon hearing this, Su Kejie immediately widened his eyes, looked around angrily and said:
"Then you should pay more attention to safety, or else, with your broken car, in case of a gas leak and aging circuits, something really happens..."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head sharply to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Then as a father, I am still very worried about your son!"
Pang Xiaobai pursed his mouth, poured a glass of water and handed it to Su Kejie.
After Su Kejie took the glass of water, Pang Xiaobai said: "Don't worry, I don't use gas here, and there are few wires, so you don't have to worry about it!"
After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai also took a glass of water, took a sip, then squinted his eyes, looked at the water in the glass, and sang a song with an uncontrollable expression: "I am me, a firework of different colors!"
As soon as he sang here, Pang Xiaobai suddenly stretched out his hand in the direction of the cab, and roared loudly: "Friends in the audience, let me see your hands, please?"
This roar immediately startled Su Kejie who was drinking water.
He turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, and found that Pang Xiaobai was still pointing his finger at the driver's cab. Su Kejie blinked and looked in the direction of his finger.
When he saw the wiper on the front windshield, Su Kejie understood immediately.
So, Su Kejie stood up silently, walked to the cab, and lightly turned on the switch of the wiper.
When the wiper was turned on and started to swing back and forth, Pang Xiaobai really lifted the hold, and continued to sing:
"I am me, a firework of different colors!
The sky is wide and the sea is wide, be the strongest foam! "
Just when Pang Xiaobai sang this, Su Kejie frowned suddenly and straightened his nose.
Because he suddenly smelled a smell of burning plastic.
After blinking, Su Kejie turned his head and found white smoke suddenly rising from the center console of the cab.
After seeing the white smoke coming out of the center console, Su Kejie couldn't help but said: "Xiaobai, today's audience is very enthusiastic, is there still smoke?
But the stage effect is simple, but the taste is a bit offensive. When did you install this stage effect machine? "
Pang Xiaobai squinted and twisted, and replied impatiently: "What kind of stage effect machine, how can I install that thing? The white smoke must be the aging of the circuit, and it is burning inside."
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai drank all the water in the cup, and then let out a long breath.
But soon, Pang Xiaobai who came back to his senses suddenly opened his eyes, and quickly turned his head to look behind Su Kejie.
When he found more and more white smoke, Pang Xiaobai suddenly cried out.
At the same time, Su Kejie also reacted, followed by a loud cry, and then quickly ran to Pang Xiaobai's side.
"What to do, Xiaobai." Su Kejie panicked, "Okay, why did it burn inside? Didn't you look carefully when you bought the car?"
Pang Xiaobai was also flustered: "No, when I bought the car, the wipers were obviously fine? And the wipers were turned on yesterday, weren't you there? Except for the linkage with the audio, there was nothing wrong with it?"
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai's eyes suddenly widened: "Ah! I see!"
"What do you know?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai said: "It must be Murphy!
The car was repaired by Mo Fei, and when the car was being repaired yesterday, she suddenly drove the car away without saying a word, what did she say to help me try the car?
She must have failed to fix it, and forced a test drive, which damaged the wiring inside! "
Su Kejie frowned and said, "Oh, it's already this time, so don't blame Murphy!
Quickly find some water and put out the fire first!You see the smoke is getting more and more! "
Pang Xiaobai nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, water, water!"
Soon, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie came to the faucet, but when Su Kejie turned on the faucet, he found that there was no water in it.
"Where's the water?" Su Kejie asked with wide eyes, "Why is there no water?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked and slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot, I haven't connected the water pipe yet, if I want water, I have to go to the toilet to get it!"
"Go to the toilet to pick it up?" Su Kejie said loudly, "The toilet is so far away from here, when you go to the toilet to pick up water, maybe your car will be burned to the ground!"
"Then what do you say?" Pang Xiaobai asked loudly.
Su Kejie was stunned: "How about using saliva?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked, and hurried to the cab with Su Kejie.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie spat vigorously into the gap of the smoking center console.
After the two vomited for a while, they found that it didn't work at all, and the white smoke was still rising.
Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, and quickly pulled Su Kejie who was also coughing: "Don't throw up, go, hurry up, the car is gone, it's okay, and the others are gone!"
Hearing what Pang Xiaobai said, Su Kejie nodded and got out of the car with Pang Xiaobai.
After the two got out of the car together, they both looked helpless when they saw the white smoke getting thicker and thicker.
"What should I do?" Su Kejie said while coughing, "If this continues, I'm afraid it will really be burned."
"Cough, cough, cough." Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, "What else can I do? As you said, the toilet is far away from here. When the water comes, the fever will be gone."
Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows: "Wait, saliva is not acceptable, why don't you go up and pee? Use urine to put out the fire?"
Su Kejie stared: "I didn't pee, I want to piss you!"
Pang Xiaobai said flatly: "I didn't urinate either. I went to the toilet before I got off work and urinated all of it. Now there is no stock at all."
"Then what should we do?" Su Kejie frowned, "Could it be that we can only watch?"
As soon as the words fell, a loud shout suddenly came from the safety door next to it:
"Don't move! Let me do it!"
(End of this chapter)
As soon as Pang Xiaobai said that, Su Kejie immediately understood.
Obviously, the reason why Pang Xiaobai said this was just to give himself a step down, obviously being arrogant.
In other words, he has agreed to reconcile with himself, saying that he is only pretending to be reserved when he asks him to invite him to dinner.
Heh, Pang Xiaobai, you are still so childish and so easy to understand!
Thinking of this, Su Kejie immediately approached Pang Xiaobai, squinted his eyes and said softly:
"Xiaobai, otherwise, don't live here, and move back to live with me.
Although I can't cook, I can order good takeout! "
Pang Xiaobai immediately pushed Su Kejie's head away with one hand: "Stay away from me! You pervert!"
Su Kejie who was pushed away blinked: "Then you agreed to move back and live with me?"
"No need!" Pang Xiaobai shook his head, put his arms around the doll and said, "I appreciate your kindness."
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai put his arms around the snow monster doll and said, "I just bought an RV, and now I'm moving back, what should I do with the car?"
"What's so difficult about it." Su Kejie said, "You just sell it."
"It's not that easy." Pang Xiaobai shook his head.
"There are not many people buying this kind of second-hand RV. If I sell it again, I will definitely lose a lot of money, and I don't know when I can sell it.
Going back and forth, wasting time, wasting money, and paying an extra rent for your house, then I'm not at a loss? "
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai continued: "Besides, I actually quite like my current life.
Free, close enough to the unit, and save a lot of money every month.
What's more, even if I don't move back and become roommates with you, it won't affect us being father and son? "
Upon hearing this, Su Kejie immediately widened his eyes, looked around angrily and said:
"Then you should pay more attention to safety, or else, with your broken car, in case of a gas leak and aging circuits, something really happens..."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head sharply to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Then as a father, I am still very worried about your son!"
Pang Xiaobai pursed his mouth, poured a glass of water and handed it to Su Kejie.
After Su Kejie took the glass of water, Pang Xiaobai said: "Don't worry, I don't use gas here, and there are few wires, so you don't have to worry about it!"
After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai also took a glass of water, took a sip, then squinted his eyes, looked at the water in the glass, and sang a song with an uncontrollable expression: "I am me, a firework of different colors!"
As soon as he sang here, Pang Xiaobai suddenly stretched out his hand in the direction of the cab, and roared loudly: "Friends in the audience, let me see your hands, please?"
This roar immediately startled Su Kejie who was drinking water.
He turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, and found that Pang Xiaobai was still pointing his finger at the driver's cab. Su Kejie blinked and looked in the direction of his finger.
When he saw the wiper on the front windshield, Su Kejie understood immediately.
So, Su Kejie stood up silently, walked to the cab, and lightly turned on the switch of the wiper.
When the wiper was turned on and started to swing back and forth, Pang Xiaobai really lifted the hold, and continued to sing:
"I am me, a firework of different colors!
The sky is wide and the sea is wide, be the strongest foam! "
Just when Pang Xiaobai sang this, Su Kejie frowned suddenly and straightened his nose.
Because he suddenly smelled a smell of burning plastic.
After blinking, Su Kejie turned his head and found white smoke suddenly rising from the center console of the cab.
After seeing the white smoke coming out of the center console, Su Kejie couldn't help but said: "Xiaobai, today's audience is very enthusiastic, is there still smoke?
But the stage effect is simple, but the taste is a bit offensive. When did you install this stage effect machine? "
Pang Xiaobai squinted and twisted, and replied impatiently: "What kind of stage effect machine, how can I install that thing? The white smoke must be the aging of the circuit, and it is burning inside."
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai drank all the water in the cup, and then let out a long breath.
But soon, Pang Xiaobai who came back to his senses suddenly opened his eyes, and quickly turned his head to look behind Su Kejie.
When he found more and more white smoke, Pang Xiaobai suddenly cried out.
At the same time, Su Kejie also reacted, followed by a loud cry, and then quickly ran to Pang Xiaobai's side.
"What to do, Xiaobai." Su Kejie panicked, "Okay, why did it burn inside? Didn't you look carefully when you bought the car?"
Pang Xiaobai was also flustered: "No, when I bought the car, the wipers were obviously fine? And the wipers were turned on yesterday, weren't you there? Except for the linkage with the audio, there was nothing wrong with it?"
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai's eyes suddenly widened: "Ah! I see!"
"What do you know?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai said: "It must be Murphy!
The car was repaired by Mo Fei, and when the car was being repaired yesterday, she suddenly drove the car away without saying a word, what did she say to help me try the car?
She must have failed to fix it, and forced a test drive, which damaged the wiring inside! "
Su Kejie frowned and said, "Oh, it's already this time, so don't blame Murphy!
Quickly find some water and put out the fire first!You see the smoke is getting more and more! "
Pang Xiaobai nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, water, water!"
Soon, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie came to the faucet, but when Su Kejie turned on the faucet, he found that there was no water in it.
"Where's the water?" Su Kejie asked with wide eyes, "Why is there no water?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked and slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot, I haven't connected the water pipe yet, if I want water, I have to go to the toilet to get it!"
"Go to the toilet to pick it up?" Su Kejie said loudly, "The toilet is so far away from here, when you go to the toilet to pick up water, maybe your car will be burned to the ground!"
"Then what do you say?" Pang Xiaobai asked loudly.
Su Kejie was stunned: "How about using saliva?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked, and hurried to the cab with Su Kejie.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie spat vigorously into the gap of the smoking center console.
After the two vomited for a while, they found that it didn't work at all, and the white smoke was still rising.
Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, and quickly pulled Su Kejie who was also coughing: "Don't throw up, go, hurry up, the car is gone, it's okay, and the others are gone!"
Hearing what Pang Xiaobai said, Su Kejie nodded and got out of the car with Pang Xiaobai.
After the two got out of the car together, they both looked helpless when they saw the white smoke getting thicker and thicker.
"What should I do?" Su Kejie said while coughing, "If this continues, I'm afraid it will really be burned."
"Cough, cough, cough." Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, "What else can I do? As you said, the toilet is far away from here. When the water comes, the fever will be gone."
Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows: "Wait, saliva is not acceptable, why don't you go up and pee? Use urine to put out the fire?"
Su Kejie stared: "I didn't pee, I want to piss you!"
Pang Xiaobai said flatly: "I didn't urinate either. I went to the toilet before I got off work and urinated all of it. Now there is no stock at all."
"Then what should we do?" Su Kejie frowned, "Could it be that we can only watch?"
As soon as the words fell, a loud shout suddenly came from the safety door next to it:
"Don't move! Let me do it!"
(End of this chapter)
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