Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 395 Fart, It's All Yours!
"Johnson, what's wrong with your hand? Why do you look like this?"

Facing Lannifu's calm question, Hu Qiang looked at his gauze-wrapped hands, then raised his head, and smiled faintly at Lannifu: "It's nothing, when I went out in the morning, I accidentally got caught in the door."

Lanny Fu said blankly: "Both hands are clamped?"

"Yes." Hu Qiang stopped laughing, "Twice."

Lannifu continued to say with a blank face: "Johnson, Johnson, you can still save your hands if you get caught, but it's not easy if your brain is caught."

Hu Qiang frowned slightly, and looked at Lanny Fu: "Lanny, what do you mean by that?"

Lannifu said: "Johnson, Lisa is very dissatisfied with you recently, do you know that?"

Hu Qiang blinked: "Ah, it seems a little...know."

Nonsense, of course he knew.

Last Saturday and last Sunday, Lisa called him several times, wanting him to go to her house for dinner and massage, but Hu Qiang used various excuses to push him over.

Then on Monday, Hu Qiang originally thought that Lisa would call him to the office to avenge his personal revenge, but who knew that Lisa didn't call him at all, nothing happened.

Just when Hu Qiang thought he had escaped, Lisa quickly held a high-level meeting, and all department heads were required to attend. As the manager of the emergency department, Hu Qiang naturally also attended.

The theme of the meeting is not difficult to guess, it is to discuss the poor sales of self-heating hot pot.

This self-heating small hot pot was a project that Lisa managed to snatch up before. Everything was good at first, but who knew that after it was actually rectified and launched by Lisa, the sales were not good, and there was no improvement at all.

Because of this incident, Lisa lost face, and it is said that the big boss is also very dissatisfied, so Lisa held the general meeting, convened all the department heads of the third business group, and worked together to find out the problem of poor sales .

At that meeting, everyone spoke enthusiastically, throwing blame in various ways, while Hu Qiang obediently hid aside, almost saying nothing.

Fortunately, Lisa didn't embarrass Hu Qiang at that important meeting, she didn't even look at him, and she never called him during the roll call, allowing him to be a coward and fish by the side.

After the meeting, Lisa also didn't even look at him, and just left with a cold face, and never called or sent him a text message after that.

Even so, Hu Qiang knew that Lisa must be angry and must be dissatisfied with him, but this was only known to him, and he didn't expect Lannifu to know it too.

Did he see something?

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head anxiously and asked, "Lanny, you, how do you know that Lisa is dissatisfied with me? You, you can see it?"

"Of course I can see it!" Lanifer nodded, and then stood up straight.

Afterwards, Lannifu walked aside on his own, picked up a small self-heating hot pot next to him and said, "The sales of the Wanshou self-heating small hot pot are not good. Lisa called all the departments to have a meeting to find the problem. Do you remember this?" Bar?"

"Of course I remember." Hu Qiang nodded, "Isn't it just what happened yesterday? How could I forget it?"

"It's good if you don't forget!" Lannifu said while looking at the small self-heating hot pot in his hand, "Then do you still remember that at the meeting, the subordinates of other leaders were actively taking the blame, and you, To be silent and not to take a blame?"

Speaking of this, Lannifu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang, and said with a livid face: "If you don't take the blame, where do you put Lisa's face? Why did Lisa not name you at that time, no? Are you obviously dissatisfied with your behavior of not taking the blame?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "Ah? Are you talking about dissatisfaction?"

Lanny Fu frowned: "Otherwise? Isn't that enough?"

Only then did Hu Qiang breathe a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death, I thought you knew... well, it's nothing."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head and looked at Lanni Fu with a livid face: "Lanny, this, it's like this, it was the first time I participated in such a high-end conference, and then things happened too suddenly. He didn't respond right away.

Furthermore, our emergency department is partial to logistics support, and the self-heating hot pot project has nothing to do with our department, so the sales of this small hot pot are not good. I really can't think of it, what does this have to do with our department, That's why I didn't say a word. "

"That's wrong!" Lanife immediately glared.

"We are a whole, and everyone in our third business group is a strong team centered around Lisa.

In such a team, unity is the core, and there should be no distinction between you and me, nor should there be any distinction.

It is rare for Lisa to call the leaders of all departments to a meeting, which means that this is the moment of life and death, and everyone needs to work together and brainstorm.

Even if you can't come up with a good idea, you should at least rush to take the blame!
You don't say a word, you don't take any blame, so how can I, no, let Lisa have any face? "

Hu Qiang frowned: "Does it matter?

Lanny, we are the emergency department and the terminal support department. We have never been involved in the small hot pot project. I can't carry this pot with poor sales even if I want to.

Let me say that I think the problem of poor sales of this small hot pot is mainly caused by the research and development department.

I don’t know who designed it, but it’s actually a small fruit-flavored hot pot?
Such a wonderful design, shouldn't the sales be bad? "

Lannifu immediately said: "This statement is wrong! This is what we need to do to differentiate the competition!"

Speaking of this, Lannifu walked to the table and said: "Others are small hot pots, but we are small fruit pots! Doesn't the difference come out?"

Hu Qiang frowned and said: "Then you can't just ignore the facts for the sake of the so-called differentiated competition, right? A small fruit-flavored hot pot, no, a small fruit pot, isn't this taste too weird? Who would eat this kind of thing?"

"Of course they are young people!" Lannifu walked over and said, "The so-called young people win the world. The millennials have tricky tastes and are brave to seek innovation and change, so the fruit-flavored small hot pot is a bold attempt to break through. .”

Hu Qiang said: "Then the success of the breakout cannot be attributed to others, and the failure of the breakout should be blamed on us irrelevant lower-level people?"

Lan Nifu sat down on the table, shook his head at Hu Qiang and said, "Do you think the leader doesn't understand this point? But on the scene, you can't let the leader stop coming.

It is rare for a leader to hold such a big meeting, why?Is it just brainstorming and finding a solution? "

Hu Qiang blinked: "Then what is it?"

"Of course it's a blame game!" Lenny Fu said.

"Dump the pot?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "You mean, Lisa also thinks this project is not good, so she wants to throw away the responsibility for the failure of this project?"

"You're thinking too much." Lanny shook his head, "It doesn't matter what the leader thinks about this project, what matters is what the leader thinks about you."

"What do you mean?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Why am I getting more and more confused?"

Lan Nifu sighed, patted Hu Qiang on the shoulder and said: "Everyone, close the door and let me tell you, what the leader wants most about this matter is someone who can take the initiative to take the blame and take the blame. Take the initiative to take the responsibility for the poor sales of the small fruit pot."

Hu Qiang thought for a while: "Isn't this just looking for the wrongdoer to follow the blame man? You want me to take the blame? I won't do it! Isn't this cheating me?"

"Oh, that's wrong!" Lannifu shook his head, changed hands, and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder again.

"Johnny, I also treat you as my own and tell you behind closed doors. In fact, it is not I who want you to take the blame, but the leader wants you to take the blame.

Also, don't think this is a bad thing.

In fact, if the leader is willing to let you take the blame, he thinks highly of you.

Because the leader believes that after you take the blame, you can handle all follow-up problems well and have the ability to solve problems, so they are willing to throw the blame on you. This is actually an opportunity for you to perform.

At work, the subordinate should take the initiative to take responsibility for the superior, and the subordinate should take the initiative to take the blame for the leader. How can you wait for the leader to speak and take the initiative to dump the blame on you?

The leader is busy with official duties every day. As a subordinate, you should take the initiative to solve the problems for the leader.

Of course, I don't blame you for being a manager so recently that you don't know much about these things.

But I don't blame you, it doesn't mean other people won't blame you, it doesn't mean Lisa won't blame you!
With your performance, if you continue like this, Lisa will dislike you more and more. At that time, don't say that you can't hold the position of manager, maybe you can't stay in the company anymore, and you will be kicked out!
In that case, what about your children, what about your sick mother, and what about your mortgage?what would you do? "

"Okay, okay!" Hu Qiang said hastily, "I know I was wrong, so just tell me what you want me to do."

Lannifu smiled slightly, sat up, crossed his arms and said: "Who made you my subordinate, close the door and be my own, I can't see you in bad luck and do nothing to save you.

That's why I specially called you here today to teach you the secrets that you must know to be a manager. I call it the Nine Swords to Win the Pot! "

"Seize the pot and nine swords?" Hu Qiang asked in surprise.

Lannifu nodded: "For example, there are pictures that shouldn't appear in the leader's PPT, what should you do?"

Hu Qiang frowned: "Point out the mistake tactfully?"

"Wrong!" Lannifu said immediately, "You should immediately say, PPT, you made it!"

Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide, blinked his eyes, and suddenly realized: "Ah, I understand, I understand a little bit, and I just take the initiative to take the blame for the leader?"

"A child can be taught!" Lanny Fu smiled slightly, "Next, the leader is drinking with a customer, and the customer finds that the leader's glass is full of water, what should you do?"

"Understood!" Hu Qiang said quickly, "I poured the water, the leader didn't know, I was worried about the leader's health, so I did it in private."

"Very good!" Lannifu nodded, "The information given by the leader is wrong, and there is something wrong with the plan made!"

Hu Qiang quickly replied: "Well, I collected the information. If there is a problem with the plan, it is all my fault. The leader is not at fault."

"Very good!" Lannifu nodded, and then said with a serious face again, "There are many people in the elevator. After the leader entered, he couldn't help farting in the elevator. You happened to be in the elevator, right next to the leader. At this time, what should you do?"

"Uh..." Hu Qiang blinked, "This..."

"Say! What are you going to do?" Lanny Fu demanded.

"No, Lanny." Hu Qiang couldn't help but said, "Although I really want to share the leader's worries, but things like farting, this, this is too..."

"Confused!" Lanifer shook his head, stood up again, and said as he walked, "Johnson, do you know that the most important thing for a good subordinate is to come out immediately when the leader makes a mistake?" Take the initiative to take the blame for the leader, and take the blame without thinking, so that the leader can feel your sincerity and usefulness.

We mixed in the workplace, we need to know one thing, that is, what the people below think of you is not the most important thing, the key is how the leaders think of you!

Only when the leader is optimistic about you can you be promoted and raise your salary as soon as possible, so that you can become a leader of others as soon as possible.

If you become someone else's leader, those blames that you took for the leader in the past will not be a big deal, but your honor and medal!
Moreover, do you think anyone can take the blame for the leader?Not only must the leader be willing to let you take the blame, the key is that you have the opportunity to take the blame for the leader.

Once you find a good opportunity to take the blame for the leader, you must rush to take the blame, rush to mention the leader to solve the problem, so that the leader can remember you and know your value, and then they can promote you.

So, you get it now, right? "

Hu Qiang frowned and said, "I seem to understand."

"Now that you understand, then who did the fart?" Lanifer asked.

Hu Qiang blinked, lowered his head and said softly, "I let it go."

"No!" Lanifer shook his head, "Too imposing, too reluctant."

Hu Qiang suddenly said loudly: "Fart, I let it go!"

"It's still wrong!" Lanifer shook his head again.

Hu Qiang blinked, and suddenly covered his face with his hands, pretending to be shy and wronged: "Sorry, fart, I let it go!"

"No, no!" Lannifu continued to shake his head.

"Not right?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Lanny, don't make circles with me, just tell me, what's right?"

Lannifu sighed: "If it were me, I would immediately take a deep breath to suck away all the peculiar smell, and then I would raise my hand and shout loudly, fart, I let it go!"

Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide: "This is also okay?"

"Why not?" Lanny Fu said, "Take a deep breath first, absorb all the odors immediately, destroy all the evidence, and then shout loudly so that everyone's eyes are on you, so that others will not Will notice the embarrassment of the leader.

Let go of your dignity without being shameless, and immediately relieve the leader's worries. This is the real skill of winning the pot, and it is also the basic core of the nine swords of winning the pot. Do you understand now? "

"Hiss..." Hu Qiang took a deep breath, "This Seizing Pot and Nine Swords is too cruel, isn't it? I think it's the Seven Injuries Fist?"

"Don't worry, I won't harm you." Lanny Fu said, "I will send you the specific secrets of the Nine Swords of the Pot and the case of the Nine Swords of the Pot, and I will definitely let you go back and study hard. You have benefited a lot, so you must take a good look."

Hu Qiang smiled awkwardly: "Well, I will take a good look at it."

Lan Nifu smiled slightly: "If you want to practice the Nine Swords of Seizing the Pot well, the key is to ask yourself three soul-touching questions every day!"

Hu Qiang pulled his face and said: "Do you work overtime today, tomorrow, and weekends?"

Lannifu shook his head, and suddenly said with a serious expression: "First, is it because my lack of preparation in the early stage caused problems in the leadership work.

Second, when I found that there might be problems with the leaders, did I remind them in time.

Third, when something goes wrong, do I immediately come up with a solution for the leader.

Those who can do these three things, we call them..."

"Back the pot?" Hu Qiang said subconsciously.

Lannifu squinted his eyes, turned his head and said with a holy face: "Guoshi Wushuang!"

After saying these four words, Lannifu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang again and said:
"In short, the sales of self-heating small hot pots are not good, the big leaders are very unhappy, and Lisa is also very unhappy.

Lisa decided to redo the product positioning of the small hot pot, and then, Lisa asked your emergency department to join in.

After you go back, communicate well with other departments, and strive to position the new product of the small hot pot as soon as possible, so as not to make mistakes again.

This is your opportunity, don't miss it.

Remember, you must always be ready, dedicate yourself at any time, and solve problems for the leaders. "

Speaking of this, Lanny Fu patted Hu Qiang on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Fart, you did it! Remember?"

Hu Qiang pursed his lips, looked at Lannifu with a serious expression, and nodded with a dry smile: "Remember!"

(End of this chapter)