Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 409 If you want to talk about punishing people, I have never been afraid of anyone!
As soon as Ouyang Mofei finished yelling at the crowd, Hu Qiang immediately came to Ouyang Mofei, blocked her sight, and looked directly into her eyes.

"Murphy, stop talking!" Hu Qiang said in a low voice, "Even if you don't know how to measure yourself, you should still consider other people's feelings and the collective honor, right?

Look at Lele and Ruoyu, for this matter..."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu on the side, and found that they were covering their mouths together and snickering.

After blinking, she suddenly looked back at Ouyang Murphy: "At least they know how to cover their mouths and smile! How can you be so arrogant like you?
The most important thing is that what you have done has completely disrupted my plan, and things that could have been easily resolved will have twists and turns and be messed up again.

You, what hatred do I have with you, you want to treat me like this?

Do you have to kill me? "

As soon as Hu Qiang's words fell, Ouyang Murphy smiled lightly, then took a step to the right, avoiding Hu Qiang's obstruction, looked at the onlookers around again, and continued to speak loudly:
"Everyone! As the saying goes, if a person drifts in the workplace, he will inevitably take the blame!
Next, let's talk about a heavyweight prisoner, Charlie! "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy pointed to a pot with Charlie's name on it, walked up to him and said:
"Everyone listen carefully, this Director Charlie, every time he misunderstood the meaning of the boss, he would say that his subordinates did not understand him; every time he messed up a project he handled, he would say that his subordinates did not carry out his orders well. !

This kind of person is shameless with a dropped IQ!

There is no director's responsibility at all! "

"Enough!" Hu Qiang roared suddenly, and came to Ouyang Murphy again.

"Stop making trouble!" Hu Qiang shouted to Ouyang Mofei, "Stop making trouble, pick up all these pots for me, quickly close the stall and follow me back!"

Ouyang Mofei chuckled, looked at Hu Qiang with his hands pinched on his waist, and said lazily: "I want to accept it yourself."

"Do you think I dare not?"

After saying this, Hu Qiang immediately stretched out his hands, one in each hand, and took off the pot with Bob and Charlie's pot respectively.

But after taking it off, Hu Qiang suddenly felt something was wrong.

Opening his hands, looking at the two pots sticking to the palm of his hand at the same time, he immediately realized something, and his face changed instantly: "Isn't it, again?"

"Ouch!" Ouyang Murphy, who pinched his waist with both hands, shook his head, "You will be hit twice by the same move, let me tell you what's good about you."

"You!" Hu Qiang's eyelids twitched angrily, "Murphy, you are enough. Do you think that I can do nothing with you? While it's still possible to recover, quickly close all the stalls and stop making trouble!"

Ouyang Murphy said lazily: "I advise you to save some effort. Even if you really demolish this, it's useless. I still have a branch upstairs, so it won't be affected at all."

"Big Mo Fei!" Sha Lele couldn't help but said, "You can actually do things in two places at the same time? Are you twins?"

"No!" Ouyang Murphy looked at Sha Lele and said, "Of course not."

"Not twins?" Sha Lele asked, "Then how did you manage to do things in two places at the same time?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "It's very simple. I have upgraded myself through high technology and completed the quantum state transformation, so I am both here and there. In this way, I will never be blamed."

"Really?" Sha Lele exclaimed, "Mr. Mo Fei, you are so amazing!"

"Listen to her nonsense!" Hu Qiang interrupted hastily.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang turned to look at Ouyang Mofei: "Murphy, stop talking nonsense! Tell the truth, what else did you do?"

Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and looked at the ceiling, then smiled and said to Hu Qiang: "Don't worry, the time is almost up, you will know soon."

Just when Hu Qiang subconsciously took a deep breath, Ouyang Murphy's voice suddenly appeared from the built-in speakers in the headquarters:
"Everyone, the following song is dedicated to all the bad people who love to throw blame! The blame you throw out will be doubled back!
Here is a piece of "Heroes Who Back the Pot" for you, please enjoy! "

"This, this...is this the company's internal broadcasting?" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy with his mouth wide open, "You, you did it? You applied... No, you hacked the company's internal broadcasting system?"

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows excitedly: "Don't worry, listen to it well, it's very nice to listen to!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a melodious singing voice from the speaker:

"Hero who takes the blame, the hero who takes the blame, is really handsome, really handsome!

You take one scapegoat, I take two scapegoats, come to the game, come to the game!

The blamed hero, the blamed hero, everyone loves, everyone loves..."

"Stop!" Hearing this, Hu Qiang hurriedly said to Ouyang Mofei, "Stop it, don't let it go! Something big is going to happen!"

Ouyang Murphy smiled and said, "That's where it is! It's a trivial matter."

"Stop messing around, okay?" Hu Qiang said helplessly, "You always mess around like this, and in the end we come to wipe your ass for you, don't you feel guilty?"

Ouyang Murphy didn't reply at all, and started to make gestures with both hands directly to the singing on the radio, becoming a conductor.

Hu Qiang shook his head, turned to look at Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu, who were also shaking their heads, and said angrily, "When is it, you two are still watching the fun? Hurry up, drag them away, and take these two people away." Shelf pots, drag them all away!"

Hearing what Hu Qiang said, Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu looked at each other, and then hurriedly dragged away all the pots one by one.

After Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele dragged away the pot, Hu Qiang knocked on the pot in his hand and said to the surrounding crowd:

"Okay, okay, don't look at it, let's go, let's go!
It's just a prank, no big deal!
Why should everyone go, don't watch the excitement, it's gone, it's gone, it's all gone! "

Under Hu Qiang's constant driving and yelling, the crowd around the audience slowly dispersed with smiles, only Ouyang Murphy was left there, accompanied by the singing, gesticulating with his hands with an intoxicated face, continuing to act as a conductor .

Seeing that Ouyang Murphy was still commanding blindly enjoying himself, Hu Qiang, who had just dispersed the crowd, sighed, walked up to Ouyang Murphy and said, "Murphy, I order you, no matter what method you use, hurry up and turn off the radio If you keep on messing around like this, if the situation gets worse, I, I really won't be able to keep you!"

"You don't need to protect me." Ouyang Murphy, who stopped, pinched his waist with one hand, "When someone asks, you can just throw the blame to me, anyway, I don't want to do it here long ago!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy tilted his head and smiled at Hu Qiang: "Don't tell me, you are so handsome, like a low-profile version of the Baltan star."

Hu Qiang closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then opened them again, and said seriously to Ouyang Murphy:
"Murphy, how many times have I told you that the workplace is not a place where ordinary people can do whatever they want and go on a rampage. When will your black and white binary brain circuit be changed?"

"Change your fart!" Ouyang Murphy replied with raised eyebrows.

"Could it be that I'm like you, who endured everything, ended up being bullied like this, and didn't dare to go out and yell, and just dare to scold me here? Pooh, 24K pure coward!"

Hu Qiang squinted his eyes, took another deep breath, and then gave Ouyang Murphy a thumbs up and said:

"Murphy, Murphy, yes, you can do it.

You are kind, you are noble, you are not afraid of anything, you are never cowardly, amazing! "

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said with a gloomy face: "However, what I admire most about you is that you clearly did something wrong and hurt everyone, but you still act so righteously, as if I had no fault at all.

You know, when you do this, you feel refreshed, but have you ever thought about others?
Take this matter as an example, I could have solved it in the first place, there is no need to humble myself, and I can definitely satisfy everyone.

But you, don’t come to the meeting, don’t come to ask me, don’t communicate with colleagues, and do this privately, ah, these broken plans that will only intensify conflicts, no, pranks!
Yes, maybe for you, this prank is very fun, and the whole person is also very enjoyable, but what about the consequences, who will bear the consequences? "

"Of course it's me." Ouyang Murphy curled his lips, "Didn't you say it all, one person does things and one person is in charge, the worst is to throw the blame on me, and I will carry it!"

"Back your ass!" Hu Qiang yelled, "Do you think anyone can take the blame? Can you bear such a big blame?"

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for Ouyang Murphy to speak, Hu Qiang quickly said: "Who do you think you are? Did you start the company? Or does the earth revolve around you?

What you have created not only ruined my original plan and made my hard work come to naught, but the key point is that you will kill everyone!
Originally, the people in other departments were all taken care of by me. Originally, I could solve everything today.

It's you, it's you, and you didn't say hello to me, but you came to hold such a crap lecture and this crap broadcast!

You know, if you do it like this, people in other departments will definitely not let it go, they won't listen to my explanations, and they won't be frightened by me, even Lisa will be implicated by you .

At that time, do you think it's enough for you to come out and take the blame?
Tell you, impossible, absolutely impossible!
It's impossible to appease those people by firing you alone, and it's not even possible to appease Lisa.

At that time, let alone you, everyone in our department may have to pack up and leave!

In other words, for your fault alone, all of us will take the blame for you and wipe your ass!

Yes, you are amazing, you are a programmer, an advanced hacker, of course you are not afraid of anything.

The big deal is that this one can’t be replaced by another one. If you have the technology, who are you afraid of?

But have you thought about others?
What would Xiaobai do if he lost his job?What about Ajie?What about Lele?What should starfish do if they are stupid?what should I do?
Have you thought about all this?

No, you don't, you don't think about anything, you only think about yourself, you just want to make yourself happy!

That's right, you are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and you are righteous, and you can't understand others throwing the blame and shirking responsibility.

But as I have repeatedly emphasized before, the workplace is not black and white, and we must pay attention to methods and methods when doing things, I..."

"Shut up!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly rolled his eyes, "Stop talking about those big truths, you're obviously a coward, and you still make yourself compromise, how great it is, what the hell.

Also, don't engage in moral kidnapping, as if I have harmed everyone.

Do you think I'm one of those idiots who can be easily fooled by you?

Whoever is responsible will bear the blame. If it turns out that everyone in our department is fired because of this incident, those scumbags are the ones who did the wrong thing, not me.

At that time, I will definitely repay you twice, and let them see how good I am!
If you want to talk about the whole person, I have never been afraid of anyone! "

"you you……"

After you sniffed twice, Hu Qiang took another deep breath, exhaled a mouthful of foul air, and then said again:

"Forget it, I don't want to scold you anymore.

In short, from now on, you will stay under my nose, don't go anywhere, and you are not allowed to leave me for half a step! "

Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and said lazily, "Would I like to pee?"

Hu Qiang frowned: "I can turn my face away."

Ouyang Murphy tilted his head with a smile: "Would I like to take a shit?"

"Looking at you counts me as a loser!" Hu Qiang said loudly.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, approached Hu Qiang and said softly: "Old Hu, do you think I can't surprise those rotten people with you like this? You underestimate me, don't you?"

Hu Qiang was startled: "Wait, you, what else are you going to do?"

Ouyang Mofei smiled strangely, approached Hu Qiang suddenly, and whispered in his ear: "You will know soon."

Just when Hu Qiang opened his eyes, the fire alarm suddenly sounded in the hall.

Immediately afterwards, following the piercing sound of the fire alarm, I heard a mechanical female voice repeating over and over from the radio:
"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose, and evacuate the building quickly and orderly!"

"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose, and evacuate the building quickly and orderly!"

"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose, and evacuate the building quickly and orderly!"

……

Following the sound of the siren and the evacuation reminder broadcast, a large number of people suddenly poured out from various places in the hall, covering their mouths and noses, and ran out quickly under the command of the security guards, looking orderly and panicked.

"You, you..." Hu Qiang was dumbfounded, "Why did this happen? Murphy, what did you do again?"

Before Ouyang Murphy could speak, he saw Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele running over in a hurry.

"Manager Hu, Manager Hu is not good!" Jin Ruoyu who came running hurriedly grabbed Hu Qiang's arm and said, "Get out of here quickly, hurry up, hurry up!"

"What happened?" Hu Qiang asked, "What's going on? Why did the alarm go off? Why are everyone running?"

Sha Lele frowned and said: "It is said that a foreign tourist triggered the fire alarm, and said that there was a highly toxic gas leak in the sewer, and several floors were smoked. Everyone is running. Manager Hu, you should run too."

"Oh, stop it!" Jin Ruoyu said anxiously, "Run, it's too late!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu took Sha Lele and ran away.

"Foreigner? Fire alarm triggered? Sewer gas leak?" Hu Qiang frowned, "What do you mean? How could the sewer..."

As soon as I said this, I suddenly heard a mechanical female voice on the radio. Instead of shouting for everyone to evacuate quickly, I changed the shout repeatedly:
"The Lannister family, if there is a pot, it will be returned!"

"The Lannister family, if there is a pot, it will be returned!"

"The Lannister family, if there is a pot, it will be returned!"

……

Hearing this, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei who was smiling fiercely: "It was you, you did it? You, you actually put poison?"

Ouyang Mofei put his hands behind his back and said with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, there is no poison, at most it is stink."

"What?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Stink?"

Ouyang Mofei walked up to Hu Qiang, and said with a smile: "Didn't they say that they would form a group to eat a small hot pot at noon today, and then take pictures and send them to Moments to lick the boss? Guess who gave them the small hot pot?"

Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy with a smile on his face: "Is it you?"

"Bingguo, that's right!" Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile, "Guess again, what did I add to those small hot pots?"

"Mongolian medicine?" Hu Qiang asked.

Ouyang Murphy shook his head.

"Laxative?" Hu Qiang asked again.

Ouyang Murphy shook his head again.

"It can't be gunpowder, right?" Hu Qiang asked in surprise.

"Hi!" Ouyang Murphy shook his head, "You, your imagination is too poor, I added this to them!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy took out a can of herring from his arms.

"This is..." Hu Qiang looked at the can Ouyang Murphy took out, and gasped, "Canned herring?"

"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile, "Think about it, the smelly canned imported herring, plus our company's self-heating small hot pot! Ah, when the two meet, the taste must be very good!"

Hu Qiang took a step back subconsciously: "You, you..."

Ouyang Murphy took a step forward and looked at Hu Qiang with a smile: "How about it, isn't it very enjoyable?"

"Murphy, Murphy." Hu Qiang said weakly, "You, do you really have to kill everyone to be reconciled?"

Ouyang Murphy chuckled: "Stop talking so much, come on, smell it, take a look at this canned herring, which one is more stinky than the boss's fart!"

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy put the can under Hu Qiang's nose.

A foul smell came out of the can, making Hu Qiang feel sick, and quickly turned around and ran away.

Ouyang Murphy followed with a smile: "Don't run, smell it, smell it again, which one smells worse! Don't run, old Hu!"

"Go away, you go away, help, help!"

(End of this chapter)