Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 454 Cherish the small wallet and stay away from big data

Early the next morning, as usual, Su Kejie punched out his card listlessly, and walked into the big office of the emergency department with a blank expression.

Entering the emergency department, as soon as he sat down at his desk, he immediately ate a wave of advertisements for a double mix of Tang Haixing and Jiaza Lele.

The point is, these two virtual people are too real.

At the beginning, Su Kejie really thought that Sha Lele and Tang Haixing in the big office were real people, and told them that they were dominated by virtual advertisements last night, which led to the tragic experience of not sleeping well all night.

It wasn't until the two of them finally started to sell him a sleeping set with eye masks and earplugs that Su Kejie realized that Tang Haixing and Sha Lele, who had been complaining to him for a long time, were actually advertisements!
When the advertiser disappeared, the frightened Su Kejie realized that he was the only one in the emergency department, and there was no one else.

In other words, he was alone just now, chatting with two AI advertisements for a long time, complaining about them for a long time, during the whole process, he couldn't see any flaws, just like the "Golden Suona Throat Treasure" advertisement yesterday.

Su Kejie was shocked by this discovery. He quickly took out his mobile phone, clicked on the emergency department group, and asked where everyone was.

Then he found out that Ouyang Murphy sent a message asking him to come to the pipeline room. There is no virtual projector in the pipeline room and the signal is not good, which can avoid advertising harassment.

However, Ouyang Murphy said that it is strictly forbidden to bring Ding Ding Le in.

Seeing the news, Su Kejie suddenly realized, and hurriedly took his newly bought laptop, plus his own chair, and went to the plumbing room together.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the plumbing room, he saw Ouyang Murphy calmly typing on his laptop.

After seeing Ouyang Murphy, Su Kejie frowned and looked back tactically: "You, are you a real person or an advertisement?"

Ouyang Murphy, who was typing on the computer with his head down, calmly stopped, picked up the water gun next to him, turned his head, and shot at Su Kejie.

After being hit with a water bomb, Su Kejie subconsciously raised his hand to block it, and then he was relieved: "Well, it's Mo Fei Benfei, that's right, don't hit me, I know you are real."

Only then did Ouyang Murphy put down the gun, and then continued to turn his head, lowering his head to tap on the laptop with peace of mind.

Seeing this scene, Su Kejie pushed the chair to the side of the long table, and said while arranging the computer:

"Murphy, you don't know, I was harassed by the virtual advertisement last night and stayed up all night, but as soon as I entered the emergency department today, I was fooled by Tang Haixing and Lele's virtual advertisement again. My mind is about to explode.

It's better here, no advertisements, clean enough.

By the way, Murphy, how did you find this precious land? "

Ouyang Murphy continued typing on the computer and said: "It's very simple. The windows here are small, the signal is poor, the traffic is small, and there is no virtual projector, so the advertising coverage is naturally poor."

"I see." Su Kejie nodded.

At this moment, the back door leading to the outside of the pipe room suddenly opened, and then Pang Xiaobai came in wearing big pants, pulling big slippers, grabbing a big backpack, and wearing a robe and pajamas.

As soon as he came in, Pang Xiaobai was startled when he saw Ouyang Murphy and Su Kejie.

Soon, Pang Xiaobai took a deep breath, closed his eyes and opened his arms, and said loudly, "Murphy, hurry up, hit me, hit me a few times!"

Ouyang Murphy squinted at Pang Xiaobai, then decisively picked up the water gun and fired a burst of water bombs at Pang Xiaobai's chest.

"Ah, it hurts!" Pang Xiaobai, who was hit in the chest by the water bomb, yelled hastily.

After Ouyang Murphy stopped shooting, Pang Xiaobai opened his eyes and nodded to Ouyang Murphy: "Great, you are real."

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai frowned and looked at Su Kejie: ​​"You, Ajie, hit me too, hurry up!"

Su Kejie, who had just turned on the computer, looked at Pang Xiaobai, then at the water gun on the table, then decisively picked up the water gun, and then shot Pang Xiaobai violently.

But in the end, Su Kejie's aim was too poor, and he fired half of the water bullets, but none of the bullets hit Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai opened his eyes with his arms outstretched, looked at the water bombs all over the place, and then nodded to Su Kejie: ​​"This marksmanship is definitely Su Kejie's."

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai kept his backpack, pulled on his slippers, and hurried down the stairs.

"Oh my god, I can finally calm down for a while." Pang Xiaobai who went downstairs sat down on the broken sofa, "I can finally rest, it's great."

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's look of narrow escape, Ouyang Murphy frowned and asked, "What's the matter?"

Pang Xiaobai waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it, I was bombarded by advertisements last night, and I didn't sleep all night."

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai began to introduce his experience last night.

It turned out that Pang Xiaobai took a Ding Ding Le back to his RV yesterday because he didn't finish his work.

When he finally finished the case and finally had the time to play games and take a break, Ding Ding Le suddenly shot a virtual advertisement.

In the beginning, Hu Qiang, who called himself Zhuge Qiang but dressed up as Zhuge Kongming, was selling him a mobile game "Three Kingdoms Picking up Millions" where he could pick up money and girlfriends. While breathing, he was bombarded by a series of advertisements including Tang Haixing, Ouyang Murphy, Sha Lele and others.

From the electric car where you can eat mandarin duck hotpot in the car, to the Hurricane driving school with a driver's license, and then sell him an unknown house in an unknown suburb.

That's all, what's even more outrageous is that when Pang Xiaobai couldn't stand the virtual advertisement in the parking lot and returned to the car, he found Su Kejie in silk pajamas lying on the side of the bed, biting his lip and winking at him , while selling silk pajamas, Pang Xiaobai felt sick for a while, and vomited it out.

"That's it." Pang Xiaobai, who was lying on the sofa, said in a loveless tone.

"One night, all night!
These unscrupulous advertisements came in turns, never stopped, and I couldn't sleep all night!
They took turns ravaging me and disgusting me, what atrocity! "

Ouyang Mofei smiled and said nothing, but Su Kejie looked at the front with a blank face and said: "I just want to ask a question, what the hell is it when I lay on the bed in pajamas and bit my lip and winked at you?"

"The devil knows!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said with an aggrieved face, "I wish I could burn that bed! I have goosebumps all over my body when I see you now, do you still have the nerve to ask me?"

Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "It's very simple. Big data will draw a portrait of you based on your search records, classify you, and then find out various products that are interested in similar users as you, and keep pushing them to you."

Pang Xiaobai half sat up and pouted, and said with disdain: "Could it be that, in the eyes of big data, I'm just a person who lives in the suburbs, doesn't know how to drive, is addicted to online games, and has a coquettish man by his side?"

Ouyang Murphy looked at Pang Xiaobai calmly: "Isn't it?"

Pang Xiaobai blinked, speechless for a while.

"You are a coquettish man!" Su Kejie glared at Pang Xiaobai angrily, "Your whole family is a coquettish man! You are still eating mandarin duck hot pot in an electric car!"

"What about you?" Pang Xiaobai squinted at Su Kejie, "What did big data push you, let me hear it?"

Su Kejie said: "The products pushed to me by big data are all normal, such as waist massager, cardiac pacemaker, lifting hospital bed, multifunctional wheelchair, 24-hour pinching service..."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie suddenly froze, then turned his head and frowned and asked, "Wait, am I about to die in the eyes of big data?"

"Cut!" Pang Xiaobai shrugged disdainfully, "It's not as good as me."

Ouyang Murphy looked at Su Kejie with a smile: "So, cherish the small wallet and stay away from big data!

As long as you don't be easily scared by big data, your wallet will not become more and more empty! "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "It's a pity, it's easier said than done, how many people can really do it, ha ha ha."

(End of this chapter)