Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 529 Zhang Yida!Look, your money is down!
Chapter 529 Zhang Yida!Look, your money is down!
Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Lu Ziqiao, then shook his head in doubt.
Just kidding, of course he knows Lu Ziqiao, after all, he is the number one Neptune of iPartment.
But the problem is that Hu Qiang is no longer who he was at the beginning.
At the beginning, not long after he woke up, he was still a little hungover, and suddenly he came to a strange environment, and he was wearing strange clothes, and he was still in a trance, not sober. stage.
In addition, Hu Qiang had a time-traveling experience before, so he subconsciously suspected that he had time-traveled again, which is normal.
But at that time, he felt like urinating and feces, and on the way to find the toilet, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia and other people from the love apartment. He was shocked, and of course he would subconsciously say the wrong thing and call out his name name.
This is actually a very normal behavior. If someone else was in the situation at the time, his performance might not be much better than Hu Qiang.
But it's different now.
After such a long period of precipitation, although Hu Qiang's hangover has not been completely eliminated, he has figured out many things.
At least he is no longer blinded like before, and is caught in the self-doubt of traveling again.
Now that he knew that he hadn't time-traveled again or turned into Zhang Wei, he naturally knew how to act.
"I'm sorry." Hu Qiang frowned and said to Lu Ziqiao, "I don't know you."
"Isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao frowned in surprise, "Paoer, you don't know me anymore? Did you forget the days when we went to the bar and rode horses together? I even served as your wingman to help you pick up girls! Have you forgotten all of this?"
Hu Qiang pursed his lips, then suddenly smiled: "Of course I haven't forgotten."
"That's just to say." Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly relaxed, and he looked at Hu Yifei with a sullen expression and said, "Look, I know that it's good for him to forget everyone, but he can't forget me. This is brotherhood!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang continued to smile and said to Lu Ziqiao: "Sorry, what, I mean, of course I haven't forgotten my past, and I haven't lost my memory.
But I really don't know you, I really don't know who you are.
Also, I'm not a Paoer, and I've never dated girls with you, or let you be your wingman.
Let's put it this way, I am not the Zhang Wei you mentioned at all, we are not alone at all. "
Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Hu Qiang with astonishment and said, "Zhang Wei, this is a big joke, you really don't know me?"
"I really don't know you." Hu Qiang shook his head and said with a straight face, "Sir, let me say it again, I don't know you, you really misunderstood the person!"
Qin Yumo suddenly stood up at this moment, pointed at the ground behind Hu Qiang and shouted: "Zhang Yida! Look, your money is gone!"
Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, and instead of looking back, he looked at Qin Yumo, curling his lips helplessly:
"Lady, what the hell are you doing here?
What Zhang Yida?What did my money drop?What time is it, is it still interesting to play this game?
Again, my name is Hu Qiang, not Zhang Yida!And I never take money with me when I go out!
What age has it been, now it’s all payment by scanning the QR code, or swiping the card and swiping the face, who still has money on them? "
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, and frowned thoughtfully: "This is not fooled, so isn't he really Zhang Wei?"
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, "Of course I'm not Zhang Wei! Also, who can be deceived by such a childish method? Don't embarrass yourself in the future."
Qin Yumo was taken aback for a moment, and then became angry from embarrassment: "What did you say? You said I'm ashamed?"
"Otherwise?" Hu Qiang imitated Ouyang Mofei, and the old god squinted at her, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Are you telling me that your tricks that didn't work more than ten years ago are very clever? Please, you You are insulting my intelligence!"
"you you……"
After you clicked a few times, Qin Yumo suddenly turned to look at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, he is not Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei is not so smart!"
Hu Yifei frowned and stared at Hu Qiang, shaking her head slightly: "It's hard to say, it's too early to draw conclusions, after all, Zhang Wei is different from before, let alone Zhang Wei now."
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei also pointed to her temple, obviously telling Qin Yumo that Zhang Wei's brain is sick at this time, and he can't be compared with the normal Zhang Wei.
Hearing what Hu Yifei said, and seeing Hu Yifei's actions, Hu Qiang was immediately laughed out of anger.
After laughing, Hu Qiang exhaled, and then turned to Hu Yifei, who was obviously the leader, with a serious face:
"I'll say it again, I'm not Zhang Wei, no!
I beg you, everyone is such an adult, can you do things more reliably?
Even if I look like that Zhang Wei, but we are not the same person, is it really difficult to tell them apart?
I'm obviously not him, okay? "
"How do you prove that you are not Zhang Wei?" Hu Yifei asked with folded arms.
Hu Qiang said: "It's easy to say, my mobile phone, my ID card, and my work permit can all prove it."
Hu Yifei nodded: "What about your mobile phone, ID card and work permit? Show me."
Hu Qiang was taken aback, lowered his head, frowned, and squeezed his forehead again.
The reason for this is that Hu Qiang used this method to relieve the headache caused by the hangover, while giving himself a chance to breathe, and took the opportunity to run his brain rapidly, forcing himself to calm down, so that he could come up with a good idea as soon as possible and deal with the current situation. dilemma.
After all, he can't produce his mobile phone and documents to prove himself now.
At the same time, Hu Qiang was still lamenting in his heart:
"Oh, I used to be very happy when I saw you, but when it comes to talking to you, it takes so much effort!
Sure enough, the opposite of comedy is tragedy!
Sad, so sad!
I just went to eat a meal and pretended to be a jerk, so why did I encounter such a mess?
How could I be so unlucky!
Even the iPartment has come, this world is too magical!
No, I can't follow their rhythm!
If this goes on like this, sooner or later they will lead her into a ditch!
That's right, I can't be passively beaten, I have to counterattack! "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head suddenly, looked in the direction of curry sauce, and smiled at her: "Little girl, what's your name?"
Curry sauce blinked: "Lawyer Zhang, have you forgotten? My name is Shi Jiali, but this name is not very nice. You usually call me Curry sauce."
Hu Qiang frowned: "Shi...forget it, no matter what.
So what, it's like this, when I usually go out, if I wear a jacket, I put my mobile phone and wallet in the jacket pocket of the jacket.
Among them, the wallet is placed in the left inner pocket, and the mobile phone is placed in the right inner pocket for easy access.
I have my ID card, work permit and credit card in my wallet, as long as I see my ID card, everything will be clear.
The same goes for the mobile phone, which contains my electronic driver's license and electronic social security card, so you can tell if I am Zhang Wei at a glance!
But the problem is, after I woke up, I found that my wallet and mobile phone were gone, and you took the clothes to wash last night.
So, where are my wallet and mobile phone?
Don't tell me that you don't take out your pockets before doing laundry. "
Curry Sauce blinked, then covered her mouth fiercely: "Oh my god, I, when I was doing laundry last night, I really forgot to take out my pocket!"
"you you……"
After Hu Qiang pointed at the curry sauce for a few times, he suddenly lowered his head and patted his head, then put down his hand, and said to her speechlessly: "Miss Shi, you... I... Oh my god, forget it, forget it I'm unlucky! Just count me as unlucky!"
After taking two more deep breaths, Hu Qiang said to the curry sauce again: "Then what, even if the mobile phone and the suit are washed, but the wallet and the ID card are generally not damaged, please go and see my clothes pocket, to see Look at my ID."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment, but instead of moving immediately, he turned to look at Hu Yifei.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang also turned his head to look at Hu Yifei, and said with a straight face: "Didn't you have to say that I am Zhang Wei?
It's easy now, just go to my pocket and look at the ID card in my wallet, and everything will naturally come to light! "
Hu Yifei looked at Hu Qiang thoughtfully, and then nodded at the curry sauce: "Go, go and have a look."
Curry Sauce just nodded, and then quickly ran to the direction of the balcony to dry the clothes.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Lu Ziqiao, then shook his head in doubt.
Just kidding, of course he knows Lu Ziqiao, after all, he is the number one Neptune of iPartment.
But the problem is that Hu Qiang is no longer who he was at the beginning.
At the beginning, not long after he woke up, he was still a little hungover, and suddenly he came to a strange environment, and he was wearing strange clothes, and he was still in a trance, not sober. stage.
In addition, Hu Qiang had a time-traveling experience before, so he subconsciously suspected that he had time-traveled again, which is normal.
But at that time, he felt like urinating and feces, and on the way to find the toilet, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia and other people from the love apartment. He was shocked, and of course he would subconsciously say the wrong thing and call out his name name.
This is actually a very normal behavior. If someone else was in the situation at the time, his performance might not be much better than Hu Qiang.
But it's different now.
After such a long period of precipitation, although Hu Qiang's hangover has not been completely eliminated, he has figured out many things.
At least he is no longer blinded like before, and is caught in the self-doubt of traveling again.
Now that he knew that he hadn't time-traveled again or turned into Zhang Wei, he naturally knew how to act.
"I'm sorry." Hu Qiang frowned and said to Lu Ziqiao, "I don't know you."
"Isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao frowned in surprise, "Paoer, you don't know me anymore? Did you forget the days when we went to the bar and rode horses together? I even served as your wingman to help you pick up girls! Have you forgotten all of this?"
Hu Qiang pursed his lips, then suddenly smiled: "Of course I haven't forgotten."
"That's just to say." Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly relaxed, and he looked at Hu Yifei with a sullen expression and said, "Look, I know that it's good for him to forget everyone, but he can't forget me. This is brotherhood!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang continued to smile and said to Lu Ziqiao: "Sorry, what, I mean, of course I haven't forgotten my past, and I haven't lost my memory.
But I really don't know you, I really don't know who you are.
Also, I'm not a Paoer, and I've never dated girls with you, or let you be your wingman.
Let's put it this way, I am not the Zhang Wei you mentioned at all, we are not alone at all. "
Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Hu Qiang with astonishment and said, "Zhang Wei, this is a big joke, you really don't know me?"
"I really don't know you." Hu Qiang shook his head and said with a straight face, "Sir, let me say it again, I don't know you, you really misunderstood the person!"
Qin Yumo suddenly stood up at this moment, pointed at the ground behind Hu Qiang and shouted: "Zhang Yida! Look, your money is gone!"
Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, and instead of looking back, he looked at Qin Yumo, curling his lips helplessly:
"Lady, what the hell are you doing here?
What Zhang Yida?What did my money drop?What time is it, is it still interesting to play this game?
Again, my name is Hu Qiang, not Zhang Yida!And I never take money with me when I go out!
What age has it been, now it’s all payment by scanning the QR code, or swiping the card and swiping the face, who still has money on them? "
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, and frowned thoughtfully: "This is not fooled, so isn't he really Zhang Wei?"
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, "Of course I'm not Zhang Wei! Also, who can be deceived by such a childish method? Don't embarrass yourself in the future."
Qin Yumo was taken aback for a moment, and then became angry from embarrassment: "What did you say? You said I'm ashamed?"
"Otherwise?" Hu Qiang imitated Ouyang Mofei, and the old god squinted at her, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Are you telling me that your tricks that didn't work more than ten years ago are very clever? Please, you You are insulting my intelligence!"
"you you……"
After you clicked a few times, Qin Yumo suddenly turned to look at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, he is not Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei is not so smart!"
Hu Yifei frowned and stared at Hu Qiang, shaking her head slightly: "It's hard to say, it's too early to draw conclusions, after all, Zhang Wei is different from before, let alone Zhang Wei now."
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei also pointed to her temple, obviously telling Qin Yumo that Zhang Wei's brain is sick at this time, and he can't be compared with the normal Zhang Wei.
Hearing what Hu Yifei said, and seeing Hu Yifei's actions, Hu Qiang was immediately laughed out of anger.
After laughing, Hu Qiang exhaled, and then turned to Hu Yifei, who was obviously the leader, with a serious face:
"I'll say it again, I'm not Zhang Wei, no!
I beg you, everyone is such an adult, can you do things more reliably?
Even if I look like that Zhang Wei, but we are not the same person, is it really difficult to tell them apart?
I'm obviously not him, okay? "
"How do you prove that you are not Zhang Wei?" Hu Yifei asked with folded arms.
Hu Qiang said: "It's easy to say, my mobile phone, my ID card, and my work permit can all prove it."
Hu Yifei nodded: "What about your mobile phone, ID card and work permit? Show me."
Hu Qiang was taken aback, lowered his head, frowned, and squeezed his forehead again.
The reason for this is that Hu Qiang used this method to relieve the headache caused by the hangover, while giving himself a chance to breathe, and took the opportunity to run his brain rapidly, forcing himself to calm down, so that he could come up with a good idea as soon as possible and deal with the current situation. dilemma.
After all, he can't produce his mobile phone and documents to prove himself now.
At the same time, Hu Qiang was still lamenting in his heart:
"Oh, I used to be very happy when I saw you, but when it comes to talking to you, it takes so much effort!
Sure enough, the opposite of comedy is tragedy!
Sad, so sad!
I just went to eat a meal and pretended to be a jerk, so why did I encounter such a mess?
How could I be so unlucky!
Even the iPartment has come, this world is too magical!
No, I can't follow their rhythm!
If this goes on like this, sooner or later they will lead her into a ditch!
That's right, I can't be passively beaten, I have to counterattack! "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head suddenly, looked in the direction of curry sauce, and smiled at her: "Little girl, what's your name?"
Curry sauce blinked: "Lawyer Zhang, have you forgotten? My name is Shi Jiali, but this name is not very nice. You usually call me Curry sauce."
Hu Qiang frowned: "Shi...forget it, no matter what.
So what, it's like this, when I usually go out, if I wear a jacket, I put my mobile phone and wallet in the jacket pocket of the jacket.
Among them, the wallet is placed in the left inner pocket, and the mobile phone is placed in the right inner pocket for easy access.
I have my ID card, work permit and credit card in my wallet, as long as I see my ID card, everything will be clear.
The same goes for the mobile phone, which contains my electronic driver's license and electronic social security card, so you can tell if I am Zhang Wei at a glance!
But the problem is, after I woke up, I found that my wallet and mobile phone were gone, and you took the clothes to wash last night.
So, where are my wallet and mobile phone?
Don't tell me that you don't take out your pockets before doing laundry. "
Curry Sauce blinked, then covered her mouth fiercely: "Oh my god, I, when I was doing laundry last night, I really forgot to take out my pocket!"
"you you……"
After Hu Qiang pointed at the curry sauce for a few times, he suddenly lowered his head and patted his head, then put down his hand, and said to her speechlessly: "Miss Shi, you... I... Oh my god, forget it, forget it I'm unlucky! Just count me as unlucky!"
After taking two more deep breaths, Hu Qiang said to the curry sauce again: "Then what, even if the mobile phone and the suit are washed, but the wallet and the ID card are generally not damaged, please go and see my clothes pocket, to see Look at my ID."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment, but instead of moving immediately, he turned to look at Hu Yifei.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang also turned his head to look at Hu Yifei, and said with a straight face: "Didn't you have to say that I am Zhang Wei?
It's easy now, just go to my pocket and look at the ID card in my wallet, and everything will naturally come to light! "
Hu Yifei looked at Hu Qiang thoughtfully, and then nodded at the curry sauce: "Go, go and have a look."
Curry Sauce just nodded, and then quickly ran to the direction of the balcony to dry the clothes.
(End of this chapter)
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