Hu Qiang's Decision

After Hu Qiang happily finished talking about the scene, he suddenly found that no one at the scene saw him and responded to him.

Everyone at the scene was almost constantly looking at Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Murphy.

As for Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Mofei, who were looked at by others, they looked at each other and remained motionless.

To put it bluntly, after Ouyang Murphy appeared, the spotlight on the scene seemed to no longer shine on Hu Qiang, but on Ouyang Murphy and Zhuge Dali, a pair with different outfits and temperaments, but their looks, figures, and even voices were very different. Similar women.

"Good boy?" Curry Sauce said with wide-eyed eyes, "There really are people who look exactly like Dali, can't they be twins?"

"What twins?" Chen Meijia said from the side, "This is called a face bumper!"

"It's weird." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his chin and frowned.

"Remember, when I took Haitang on a blind date, I met a woman who looked exactly like Dali, named Rose.

I remember that Rose is a traditional girl who likes to wear ancient costumes and cook, but this woman is obviously not Rose.

Could it be that there is a third person who looks exactly like Dali?

Isn't it true that there are so many face bumps in Dali's model? "

Hearing this, the curry sauce beside him nodded along with Chen Meijia.

But soon, Curry Sauce clapped his hands: "That's right, where is Haitang? Where did Haitang go? No, I'm going to find Haitang!"

As soon as I said this, I suddenly saw a pale man walking slowly while leaning on the wall at the side door. It was Zhao Haitang.

After Zhao Haitang walked out of the side door, he walked slowly while supporting the wall, and said weakly: "Dali, I'm sorry for being late, I... eh?"

Speaking of this, Zhao Haitang, who came in with the help of the wall, saw the situation at the scene, especially a girl who looked exactly like Zhuge Dali but wore different clothes, and a girl who looked exactly like him and wore exactly the same clothes. After the man, he was dumbfounded.

"Ah! What's the matter?" Zhao Haitang frowned and roared, "I just went to the bathroom, and I was a little late, why did it become like this?"

"Haitang!" Curry Sauce ran over in surprise, supported the pale-faced Zhao Haitang and said, "Haitang, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm fine." Zhao Haitang, who was supported by the curry sauce, waved his hands to the curry sauce slightly weakly.

"I just had a sudden stomachache just now, as if I ate something unclean, I had a little diarrhea, and it took me a long time to go to the toilet.

But don't worry, after a while... Forget it, it's finally stopped now.

I just happened to be a little bit, and rushed over immediately. After all, this was the wedding of my ex-girlfriend and good brother, so it would be unreasonable not to attend. "

Speaking of this, Zhao Haitang looked at Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Mofei again, then frowned and said, "So, who can explain to me what's going on?"

"Let me tell!" Hu Qiang suddenly lowered his head and raised his hand, then slowly raised his head, looked at Zhao Haitang, and finally at Zhuge Dali, "Let me explain everything!"

Finding that the focus of the crowd was finally on him again, Hu Qiang smiled slightly and took a breath. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly said to Ouyang Murphy beside him: "No, Murphy, can you turn off the music first? This makes me very upset. Let's play!"

"Don't you like this BGM?" Ouyang Murphy shrugged.

"Shut it off!" Hu Qiang turned his head sideways, squinted his eyes and flattened his mouth, and made a classic movement of "Be good, you have to be obedient".

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy pouted, then took out a small remote control from his pocket, and pressed it lightly.

Sure enough, when Ouyang Murphy pressed the remote control, the exciting background sound of "Detective Detective コナンメイン·テーマ" disappeared immediately.

Hu Qiang nodded: "That's right."

After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang turned around and didn't look at Zhao Haitang, but at Zhuge Dali who was wearing a wedding dress and was looking at him.

After eye contact with Zhuge Dali for a moment, Hu Qiang slightly looked away, looked at Zhuge Dali's chin and said: "Miss Zhuge..."

"Call me Dali." Zhuge Dali said suddenly, "Miss Zhuge, I'm not used to listening."

Hu Qiang paused, then continued to look at her chin and said, "Okay, Dali, I... um, by the way, what am I going to say?"

Well, Hu Qiang was interrupted by Zhuge Dali just now and forgot his words.

"Explain, explain, what is a surprise!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly said beside him.

"Ah yes!" Hu Qiang nodded, "What I want to say is, what is a real surprise!"

After taking a deep breath and sorting out his thoughts, Hu Qiang said with a faint smile:

"Dali, as I said, in fact, the whole thing was a misunderstanding from the very beginning, and then a series of misunderstandings caused a chain reaction of super big oolongs.

At the beginning of the matter, I just invited my colleague Ouyang Murphy to have a western meal because of some...well, work reasons and private promises, as a fulfillment of the promise.

Then, for other reasons, Murphy tricked me in public, and I was a little drunk at the time, so I ran away in a panic.

Running and running, it suddenly rained naturally. In order to avoid the rain, I temporarily went to a nearby bar to avoid the rain.

Then, I ordered a glass of wine at the bar. After drinking it for a while, I got a little overwhelmed. Then, the man who looked exactly like Tang Haixing, and the little girl named Curry Sauce rushed over and scolded me , Saying that I am a heartless person and the like.

And then, there appeared you, Zhuge Dali.

I thought you were Murphy at first, after all you look exactly like Murphy.

At that time, I thought you were chasing me, but I didn't expect that before I could speak, I would faint, completely ignorant of human affairs.

Later, when I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange place and wearing strange pajamas. "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang frowned suddenly, stretched out his hand to touch his forehead, found some water stains, then raised his head, and found that the sky had started to rain lightly.

Immediately afterwards, as soon as the sky brightened, there was a bang, and a bolt of lightning pierced the dark clouds, causing Hu Qiang to close his eyes.

After lowering his head again, Hu Qiang said: "Okay, the weather is bad, those are skipped, I will make a long story short.

In fact, when I found that my mobile wallet was gone, I couldn’t prove my identity, and whether I wanted to eat crayfish, play the violin to show off my skills, or want to go home to prove myself, I was surprised again and again, as if Some kind of force in the dark is preventing me from doing this.

Then, Dali, you told me about high-dimensional creatures, high-dimensional audiences, etc., and you said that I am a stand-in for the protagonist, I am the new protagonist, and I have to play my role well on the stage so that the comedy of this plot can end smoothly. Just believe it.

But Dali, what I did back then was to lie to you!I'm playing you and those high-dimensional creatures! "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang curled his lips and said: "Because I thought about it, let's not talk about whether Dali's theory of yours is true, even if it is true, since ancient times, how can there be a good end for a stand-in?

Even if it is the best result, I will replace Zhang Wei and successfully complete the wedding with you. In case the director and audience of the high-dimensional world you mentioned think that I am also very good, I really want me to stay and replace you. Zhang Wei’s role, continue to play with you, come to Love Apartment [-], or come to Love Apartment [-], continue to make sequels, then what should I do?
Maybe, in order to maintain the balance of your universe, I will really become a top bag master, replacing Zhang Wei's role, continue to play husband and wife with Dali, and live here. "

"If so, isn't it good?" Zhuge Dali looked at Hu Qiang calmly and asked.

"Of course not!" Hu Qiang said immediately.

"Why?" Zhuge Dali continued to ask calmly, "Didn't you say that you don't hate my looks, and don't you hate chatting with me?"

"Yes, that's right." Hu Qiang nodded, "Dali, you are young, beautiful, and have a high IQ. You can go anywhere. If it was me at the beginning, I might have followed, but, it's really not good!"

"Why not?" Ouyang Murphy suddenly asked beside him.

Hu Qiang said subconsciously: "Because what I like is..."

There was a loud click, and a thick lightning flashed across the sky again, instantly drowning out the word "you" in Hu Qiang's throat.

Hu Qiang shrunk his neck subconsciously again, swallowed his saliva and looked at the sky, then said to Zhuge vigorously again:

"In short, I don't belong here, and I'm not Zhang Wei. I'm Hu Qiang, the manager of the emergency department. I can't, and I don't want to be a substitute for others, and I don't even want to be a stand-in or top packer."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "So, after I found that I was being watched and couldn't escape, I realized one thing, that is, I can actually contact the outside world by phone.

Although my mother's phone couldn't be reached, neither could my nanny's phone, and even the Wanshou Group's company website was suddenly paralyzed.

However, I can get through to Ouyang Murphy's call, but she has set an automatic reply.

Although I don't know why I was able to get through to Ouyang Murphy, at least this is an opportunity.

So, I pretended to be constipated before, and I also pretended that I couldn't pull out my mobile phone when I went to the toilet, so I borrowed an old mobile phone from Lu Ziqiao.

Although Lu Ziqiao is loyal and good at picking up girls, he has a low IQ, poor memory, and knows nothing about IT and digital products, so his mobile phone is definitely full of loopholes.

What's more, if there are really high-dimensional creatures observing here, they must not be able to see everything.

For example, going to the toilet to defecate, or taking a bath, etc., are definitely not suitable for children, so they must not be seen.

In other words, if this is really a stage where high-dimensional creatures are watching, then the toilet is a blind spot of the stage!
I borrowed Lu Ziqiao's cell phone, hid in the toilet, and called Ouyang Murphy, and I got through right away.

Although Ouyang Murphy's mobile phone still responds automatically, I know that there is an intelligent AI butler named Jeanswest in Murphy's mobile phone, so as long as I call Jeanswest, there is a high probability that I will get a different answer.

Sure enough, I called Jeanswest, and there was no longer the mechanical automatic reply in Murphy's cell phone.

Then, I chatted with Jeanswest, answered some past information, let Jeanswest confirm my identity, and then contacted Murphy.

Immediately afterwards, I told Murphy about my situation and asked Murphy to rescue me.

Because I suddenly realized that even if this stage is restricted, it is impossible for everyone to be restricted.

At most, it is to restrict me, a substitute who was temporarily captured by some high-dimensional creatures, from this stage, but if other people who have nothing to do with the love apartment come in, they should not be noticed.

I told Murphy about this speculation, and based on this speculation, Murphy quickly formulated a plan to rescue me.

Murphy's plan is very simple, just one word - chaos!

Since the purpose of Gaowei Biology to arrest me as a stand-in is to let the play continue to be performed according to the original script, then it is enough to make the scene completely pornographic?
As long as the play is completely pornographic and no one watches it, Zhang Wei won't be needed, and my stand-in will naturally be unnecessary.

Once I don't need to continue to be a substitute, I will naturally be able to leave this small theater where I was bound, and return to my normal life. "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang opened his arms and raised his head, took a deep breath of moist air, and then looked at Zhuge Dali with a calm face, and the stunned people in the iPartment: "How about it, is it awesome? Surprised or not?" (End of this chapter)