Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 650 Here comes, here he comes!
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang opened his eyes and immediately made a dry smile.
"Ajie, stop joking! How is this possible? If I really die, can I still talk to you?"
White blood cell Ajie replied calmly: "You are just a lingering mass of consciousness now, and then entered your own body, wandering back and forth in your body, and only then did you see me and be able to talk to me, commonly known as inner vision!"
Hu Qiang was stunned and showed a surprised expression: "Is it so magical? Then where is this in my body?"
A Jie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, twisted his body, and then turned to look at Hu Qiang: "Can't you see it?"
Hu Qiang shook his head, expressing that he couldn't see it at all.
Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, suddenly walked aside and opened a black plastic bag, revealing a small blackboard.
Hu Qiang took a closer look and found that the small blackboard was actually written with two big simplified Chinese characters of "brain" with white paint.
Hu Qiang blinked and looked at the simplified Chinese characters for "brain" written on the blackboard again, feeling speechless for a while.
Damn, are the props so careless?
Should I keep pretending?Continue to believe it?
I always feel that if I continue to believe it, I will be so stupid.
Just when Hu Qiang didn't know how to react for a moment, he suddenly found two people walking over humming.
Hu Qiang turned his head and saw that it was actually Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai.
It's just that Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele are wearing a plastic trash can with a wide opening on their heads as a helmet, and their bodies are covered with nylon nets. Their faces are deliberately smeared dirty, very embarrassed and tired look.
At the same time, Pang Xiaobai had the word "God" pasted on his head, and he was holding a long clip for picking up trash in his hand.
On the other hand, Sha Lele had the word "Jing" pasted on his head, and he was holding a plastic trash can in his hand.
"Lele? Xiaobai?" Hu Qiang subconsciously said.
However, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele did not respond to Hu Qiang, but kept talking to themselves.
Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" on his head, picked up a piece of rubbish and put it into the trash can, and said out of breath, "Oh, didn't you say you're going to hang up soon? Why do you want us to work?"
Sha Lele, who had the word "Jing" on her head, also panted and hugged the trash can and replied: "This is our duty! Even if there is only the last second left, as long as we are still alive, we must do our best for the master!
Don't be afraid, don't be discouraged, work quickly, help the owner find the most precious memories, give the owner a little encouragement, maybe you can come back from the dead, and come back from a desperate situation. "
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Hu Qiang, who couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hands at them, "What are you two doing?"
Just as Sha Lele was about to speak, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Needless to say, I can tell from the looks of you two that you are the cleaners! But let me ask you, you, you..."
After turning his head and looking at the word "brain" on the blackboard, Hu Qiang blinked, pursed his lips, barely restrained from laughing, and continued to question Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele with a straight face: "I ask you, why do I Is there garbage everywhere in your brain? Are you lazy and not working hard? Are you deliberately trying to hack me?"
Shalele, with the word "Sutra" on his head, flattened his mouth and said, "It's not our fault! And we are nerve cells, not cleaners.
In fact, this place is quite clean, because the lymphatic system uses cerebrospinal fluid to flush our nerve cells after you fall asleep, making us clean and refreshing.
But you always don't sleep, always stay up late, the glymphatic system can't work normally, and then, it leads to more and more garbage here. "
"Yes!" Pang Xiaobai pointed at his dirty face, "Look, because of you, we haven't taken a shower for a long time."
"Me too." Sha Lele also pointed to her dirty face.
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and frowned: "Are you two nerve cells?" Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele nodded at the same time.
Hu Qiang continued to frown: "In this case, why do you all look like my colleagues?"
Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" on his head, said: "Oh, this is all your near-death illusion.
It is said that some people will see big stars and some cartoon characters when they are near death, it is very normal. "
"As for you!" Ajie, wearing a white hat, turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and said, "I'm afraid I don't have many friends at ordinary times, and I just deal with colleagues all day long. Maybe it's just our familiar faces, that's why we are regarded as friends." The look of your colleague."
"Ah, that's right." Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and nodded.
"Forget it." Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" above his head, said, "White Blood Cell, he is almost dead, what are you going to explain to him? Why don't we die early and disperse early, and everyone goes back to their respective homes? Wouldn't it be nice, and it would save us working overtime every day?" Tired as a dog!"
"It's up to you!" Ajie wearing a white hat said expressionlessly, "Anyway, I am a proud white blood cell, and I must fight to the last moment, otherwise, I will feel sorry for my brothers who died!"
Speaking of this, Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, suddenly covered his face and started crying.
Unfortunately, in Hu Qiang's opinion, Ajie's hiding his face and crying was too fake.
At this moment, a shrill electronic siren sounded suddenly.
Upon hearing this voice, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele hugged each other in fright, and Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, no longer covered his face and cried, but put on a serious posture ready to fight.
"What's the situation?" Hu Qiang couldn't help but asked, "Why did the alarm suddenly sound? What happened to me? Did I die?"
Pang Xiaobai, who had the word "God" on his head, wept and cried: "It's beautiful to think, but it's liberated after death. The most terrifying thing is that if you want to die, life is better than death!"
"What do you mean?" Hu Qiang asked with a frown.
"Here he is, he is here!" Sha Lele shrank her head and said with a face of fear, "The big villain π is coming!"
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was confused, "The villain?"
At this moment, a burst of arrogant laughter suddenly appeared all around, and it was also surrounded by stereo sound.
"This obscene laughter sounds familiar?" Hu Qiang frowned and rolled his eyes, "Why does it sound like Tang Haixing's voice?"
As soon as Hu Qiang finished speaking, Tang Haixing suddenly appeared on the stairs on the left with "π" written upside down on his head and a "β" hanging on his chest.
Not only that, but when he came out, his face was gloomy, and there was a gloomy blue-purple light on his face, which looked like a gloomy wind, as if a big devil had come out.
Seeing Tang Haixing's appearance and appearance, Hu Qiang was speechless for a while.
After pursing his lips, he still couldn't suppress his smile, Hu Qiang hurriedly covered his mouth with both hands, and then swallowed the bahaha laughter.
However, swallowing the "baa ha ha" forcibly was really unbearable, so Hu Qiang couldn't help but coughed a few more times before he finally recovered.
Slowing down, exhaling, Hu Qiang with a normal complexion put down his hands, and turned to ask the trembling Pang Xiaobai, Sha Lele and Su Kejie: "Excuse me, who is this sacred?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Sha Lele said in a first-level alert posture, "He is the big villain π!"
Just when Hu Qiang listened with his eyes wide open and his face full of doubts.
Pang Xiaobai added next to him: "That's right, he is the big anti-π, B-like protein!" (End of this chapter)
"Ajie, stop joking! How is this possible? If I really die, can I still talk to you?"
White blood cell Ajie replied calmly: "You are just a lingering mass of consciousness now, and then entered your own body, wandering back and forth in your body, and only then did you see me and be able to talk to me, commonly known as inner vision!"
Hu Qiang was stunned and showed a surprised expression: "Is it so magical? Then where is this in my body?"
A Jie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, twisted his body, and then turned to look at Hu Qiang: "Can't you see it?"
Hu Qiang shook his head, expressing that he couldn't see it at all.
Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, suddenly walked aside and opened a black plastic bag, revealing a small blackboard.
Hu Qiang took a closer look and found that the small blackboard was actually written with two big simplified Chinese characters of "brain" with white paint.
Hu Qiang blinked and looked at the simplified Chinese characters for "brain" written on the blackboard again, feeling speechless for a while.
Damn, are the props so careless?
Should I keep pretending?Continue to believe it?
I always feel that if I continue to believe it, I will be so stupid.
Just when Hu Qiang didn't know how to react for a moment, he suddenly found two people walking over humming.
Hu Qiang turned his head and saw that it was actually Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai.
It's just that Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele are wearing a plastic trash can with a wide opening on their heads as a helmet, and their bodies are covered with nylon nets. Their faces are deliberately smeared dirty, very embarrassed and tired look.
At the same time, Pang Xiaobai had the word "God" pasted on his head, and he was holding a long clip for picking up trash in his hand.
On the other hand, Sha Lele had the word "Jing" pasted on his head, and he was holding a plastic trash can in his hand.
"Lele? Xiaobai?" Hu Qiang subconsciously said.
However, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele did not respond to Hu Qiang, but kept talking to themselves.
Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" on his head, picked up a piece of rubbish and put it into the trash can, and said out of breath, "Oh, didn't you say you're going to hang up soon? Why do you want us to work?"
Sha Lele, who had the word "Jing" on her head, also panted and hugged the trash can and replied: "This is our duty! Even if there is only the last second left, as long as we are still alive, we must do our best for the master!
Don't be afraid, don't be discouraged, work quickly, help the owner find the most precious memories, give the owner a little encouragement, maybe you can come back from the dead, and come back from a desperate situation. "
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Hu Qiang, who couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hands at them, "What are you two doing?"
Just as Sha Lele was about to speak, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Needless to say, I can tell from the looks of you two that you are the cleaners! But let me ask you, you, you..."
After turning his head and looking at the word "brain" on the blackboard, Hu Qiang blinked, pursed his lips, barely restrained from laughing, and continued to question Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele with a straight face: "I ask you, why do I Is there garbage everywhere in your brain? Are you lazy and not working hard? Are you deliberately trying to hack me?"
Shalele, with the word "Sutra" on his head, flattened his mouth and said, "It's not our fault! And we are nerve cells, not cleaners.
In fact, this place is quite clean, because the lymphatic system uses cerebrospinal fluid to flush our nerve cells after you fall asleep, making us clean and refreshing.
But you always don't sleep, always stay up late, the glymphatic system can't work normally, and then, it leads to more and more garbage here. "
"Yes!" Pang Xiaobai pointed at his dirty face, "Look, because of you, we haven't taken a shower for a long time."
"Me too." Sha Lele also pointed to her dirty face.
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and frowned: "Are you two nerve cells?" Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele nodded at the same time.
Hu Qiang continued to frown: "In this case, why do you all look like my colleagues?"
Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" on his head, said: "Oh, this is all your near-death illusion.
It is said that some people will see big stars and some cartoon characters when they are near death, it is very normal. "
"As for you!" Ajie, wearing a white hat, turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and said, "I'm afraid I don't have many friends at ordinary times, and I just deal with colleagues all day long. Maybe it's just our familiar faces, that's why we are regarded as friends." The look of your colleague."
"Ah, that's right." Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and nodded.
"Forget it." Pang Xiaobai, with the word "God" above his head, said, "White Blood Cell, he is almost dead, what are you going to explain to him? Why don't we die early and disperse early, and everyone goes back to their respective homes? Wouldn't it be nice, and it would save us working overtime every day?" Tired as a dog!"
"It's up to you!" Ajie wearing a white hat said expressionlessly, "Anyway, I am a proud white blood cell, and I must fight to the last moment, otherwise, I will feel sorry for my brothers who died!"
Speaking of this, Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, suddenly covered his face and started crying.
Unfortunately, in Hu Qiang's opinion, Ajie's hiding his face and crying was too fake.
At this moment, a shrill electronic siren sounded suddenly.
Upon hearing this voice, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele hugged each other in fright, and Ajie, who claimed to be a white blood cell, no longer covered his face and cried, but put on a serious posture ready to fight.
"What's the situation?" Hu Qiang couldn't help but asked, "Why did the alarm suddenly sound? What happened to me? Did I die?"
Pang Xiaobai, who had the word "God" on his head, wept and cried: "It's beautiful to think, but it's liberated after death. The most terrifying thing is that if you want to die, life is better than death!"
"What do you mean?" Hu Qiang asked with a frown.
"Here he is, he is here!" Sha Lele shrank her head and said with a face of fear, "The big villain π is coming!"
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was confused, "The villain?"
At this moment, a burst of arrogant laughter suddenly appeared all around, and it was also surrounded by stereo sound.
"This obscene laughter sounds familiar?" Hu Qiang frowned and rolled his eyes, "Why does it sound like Tang Haixing's voice?"
As soon as Hu Qiang finished speaking, Tang Haixing suddenly appeared on the stairs on the left with "π" written upside down on his head and a "β" hanging on his chest.
Not only that, but when he came out, his face was gloomy, and there was a gloomy blue-purple light on his face, which looked like a gloomy wind, as if a big devil had come out.
Seeing Tang Haixing's appearance and appearance, Hu Qiang was speechless for a while.
After pursing his lips, he still couldn't suppress his smile, Hu Qiang hurriedly covered his mouth with both hands, and then swallowed the bahaha laughter.
However, swallowing the "baa ha ha" forcibly was really unbearable, so Hu Qiang couldn't help but coughed a few more times before he finally recovered.
Slowing down, exhaling, Hu Qiang with a normal complexion put down his hands, and turned to ask the trembling Pang Xiaobai, Sha Lele and Su Kejie: "Excuse me, who is this sacred?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Sha Lele said in a first-level alert posture, "He is the big villain π!"
Just when Hu Qiang listened with his eyes wide open and his face full of doubts.
Pang Xiaobai added next to him: "That's right, he is the big anti-π, B-like protein!" (End of this chapter)
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