Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 653 Who Can Be Worse Than Us?
Seeing Hu Qiang touching his chin and nodding his head, Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu tidied up the jar on his back indifferently, then ignored Hu Qiang and walked straight in.
Hu Qiang followed quickly: "Wait, wait for me, Secretary Jin!"
Jin Ruoyu, who was dressed in red but covered in black and gray, stopped and frowned: "What are you talking about? Secretary Jin?"
Hu Qiang blinked, and then realized that he had slipped his tongue just now.
But soon, Hu Qiang explained with a smile: "Oh, that's right, you look very similar to one of my colleagues. She is my secretary, named Jin Ruoyu, but her makeup is much more delicate than yours. The red dress is good, but the face is a bit dirty, and it looks a bit embarrassed."
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu walked angrily and said, "What do you mean? You said your forehead is long and ugly?"
Hu Qiang quickly waved his hand: "No, no, that's not what I meant, it's just that your face is a bit dirty, it doesn't mean anything else, you are still pretty."
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu curled his lips and said: "Please, if you can't speak, don't speak, it sounds so uncomfortable.
Also, let me tell you, the forehead is the red blood cell flower, the red blood cell guy who chases the forehead, it is from your scalp to your toes!
It's all because you stay up all night and don't sleep, you can only keep dripping oxygen back and forth, you can't stop for a moment, you don't even have time to wash your face, let alone do maintenance and beauty.
So, it’s you who made your forehead look like this, and you still have the nerve to say it? "
Hu Qiang lowered his head and rubbed his hands: "Sorry, it's all my fault."
At this moment, there was another very erratic shouting sound from around.
"Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet? Manager Hu is still unconscious, what should I do, what should I do?" This was Sha Lele's voice.
"Get out of the way, let me do it! I'll do artificial respiration for Manager Hu!" This was Su Kejie's voice.
"Ajie, didn't you just eat garlic? Are you sure you want to give him artificial respiration?" This was Jin Ruoyu's voice.
"Okay, Secretary Jin, is this the time to worry about this kind of thing? Ajie, hurry up!" This was the voice of Ouyang Murphy.
Hearing this, Hu Qiang blinked, turned his head to look at the listless and impatient red blood cell Jin Ruoyu: "What was that sound just now?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang expressionlessly and said, "That's the sound from outside. Your colleagues are rescuing you."
After seeing Hu Qiang's sad and thoughtful expression, Jin Ruoyu ignored Hu Qiang and shouted to the front: "Here's the forehead, here's the oxygen, hurry up and accept it!"
After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu continued to walk forward.
Hu Qiang followed quickly: "Secretary Jin, no, red blood cells, wait for me."
Jin Ruoyu of the red blood cell version glanced at Hu Qiang, but said nothing, and continued to walk forward feebly with the jar on his back.
Soon, the two of them met two people wearing hard hats on the road, who were squatting on the side of the corridor and working feebly.
Hu Qiang took a closer look, hehe, isn't this Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai!
Before, the two of them dressed up as nerve cells to fool themselves, but now they are dressed as construction site workers, and they both have the word "kidney" written on their hard hats. They are fast enough.
Based on previous experience, combined with the word "kidney" written on the wall before, Hu Qiang guessed at a glance that the roles they are playing now are most likely the kidney cells in the kidney, or nephrons.
Sure enough, just as Hu Qiang was secretly complaining, Jin Ruoyu, the red blood cell with the oxygen tank on his back, walked up to them and said, "Huh? Why are your two nephrons working overtime here? The other nephrons are nirvana?"
Hearing Jin Ruoyu's question, Pang Xiaobai said with a exhausted expression: "We used to have a lot of friends, and we should work in three shifts, but now because the master has been staying up all night, most of them are exhausted. We are the only ones left, working here 24 hours a day.
So, we also want not to work overtime, but no one will replace us, what do you want us to do? At this moment, Sha Lele also said listlessly: "Hey, talk is the talk, don't stop!"Hurry up and help the owner to filter out the nutrients in the original urine and bottle it, and then pour it back into the blood, otherwise, the owner will be overwhelmed. After all, the current owner needs nutrients most, so don't stop! "
Only then did Pang Xiaobai pick up the bottle again, and poured the blue liquid in the bottle into the bucket next to him, and said with a sad face while pouring the water: "Oh, working overtime every day, working 24 hours a day, when will you be tall?
I miss my big bed so much, I really want to have a good sleep! "
Having said this, Pang Xiaobai picked up a bottle containing black liquid and was about to unscrew the lid and pour it into the bucket.
Sha Lele hurriedly stopped: "Wait, this is metabolic waste, it cannot be pumped back into the blood, it has to be excreted, are you confused?"
"Really?" Pang Xiaobai yawned, "I'm tired and sleepy, and my eyes are blurred for a while, it's normal."
"That can't be done." Sha Lele took the bottle containing the black liquid, screwed the cap back on and put it aside, "We can't be careless, if we make a mistake, the owner will get uremia in no time, and the consequences will be very serious!
Come on, cheer up, for the health of the master, come on! "
Only then did Pang Xiaobai take out a bottle full of blue liquid again, and cried, "Master is too inconsiderate and incompetent for us. We will be reconciled only after we are exhausted!"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu glanced sideways at Hu Qiang, with a look of disgust on his face, without saying a word.
Hu Qiang blinked, and had no choice but to smile at Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I patronized my work and ignored your feelings, which made you suffer."
While pouring blue water into the bucket, Pang Xiaobai squinted at Hu Qiang and said, "Now I know I was wrong and apologize? Why did you do it earlier? If you could go to bed earlier and rest earlier, why would we work so hard?"
Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu shook his head, suddenly tapped the helmet on Pang Xiaobai's head, and said, "Okay, okay, don't complain anymore, hurry up and be happy.
To compare the misery, you are not the worst. Compared with other units, your current situation is much better. "
"Other units?" Pang Xiaobai frowned and looked at Jin Ruoyu, "Who else in this body can be worse off than us?"
Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu sighed: "You really don't know anything! Let me tell you, there is another nodule on the thyroid recently, and there is another scoliosis on the spine. Do you think it's miserable?"
Upon hearing this, before Pang Xiaobai could speak, Hu Qiang was stunned: "Thyroid nodule? Scoliosis? When did it happen? Why don't I know?"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and said, "What do you know? All these diseases can only be detected through a physical examination.
Usually when someone asks you to go for a physical examination, you always say that you are busy and don’t have time to go. You also say that you are in good health and don’t need it.
In fact, many problems have already appeared in your body, and there have been many early warnings, but you always don't care, and this is the minor illness that leads to serious illness. "
Hu Qiang blinked: "So that's the case? But, what's wrong with me, how did you, a red blood cell, know?"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu said: "Of course, I run around in your body with oxygen on my back every day. You have to run at least thousands of times, and listening to gossip everywhere is the only motivation for you to survive. Otherwise, I really want to die."
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu of the red blood cell suddenly remembered something, and suddenly said: "That's right, I almost forgot, you still have a hemangioma on your liver!"
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was taken aback.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened: "Ah! Hemangioma? Not good! I'm going to die!"
After shouting this, Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened and he stuck out his tongue. He tilted his head and died.
Sha Lele hurriedly called out: "What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you... Ah! I can't do it either!"
After saying this, Sha Lele also rolled his eyes, and lay down on the ground, dead. (end of this chapter)
Hu Qiang followed quickly: "Wait, wait for me, Secretary Jin!"
Jin Ruoyu, who was dressed in red but covered in black and gray, stopped and frowned: "What are you talking about? Secretary Jin?"
Hu Qiang blinked, and then realized that he had slipped his tongue just now.
But soon, Hu Qiang explained with a smile: "Oh, that's right, you look very similar to one of my colleagues. She is my secretary, named Jin Ruoyu, but her makeup is much more delicate than yours. The red dress is good, but the face is a bit dirty, and it looks a bit embarrassed."
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu walked angrily and said, "What do you mean? You said your forehead is long and ugly?"
Hu Qiang quickly waved his hand: "No, no, that's not what I meant, it's just that your face is a bit dirty, it doesn't mean anything else, you are still pretty."
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu curled his lips and said: "Please, if you can't speak, don't speak, it sounds so uncomfortable.
Also, let me tell you, the forehead is the red blood cell flower, the red blood cell guy who chases the forehead, it is from your scalp to your toes!
It's all because you stay up all night and don't sleep, you can only keep dripping oxygen back and forth, you can't stop for a moment, you don't even have time to wash your face, let alone do maintenance and beauty.
So, it’s you who made your forehead look like this, and you still have the nerve to say it? "
Hu Qiang lowered his head and rubbed his hands: "Sorry, it's all my fault."
At this moment, there was another very erratic shouting sound from around.
"Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet? Manager Hu is still unconscious, what should I do, what should I do?" This was Sha Lele's voice.
"Get out of the way, let me do it! I'll do artificial respiration for Manager Hu!" This was Su Kejie's voice.
"Ajie, didn't you just eat garlic? Are you sure you want to give him artificial respiration?" This was Jin Ruoyu's voice.
"Okay, Secretary Jin, is this the time to worry about this kind of thing? Ajie, hurry up!" This was the voice of Ouyang Murphy.
Hearing this, Hu Qiang blinked, turned his head to look at the listless and impatient red blood cell Jin Ruoyu: "What was that sound just now?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang expressionlessly and said, "That's the sound from outside. Your colleagues are rescuing you."
After seeing Hu Qiang's sad and thoughtful expression, Jin Ruoyu ignored Hu Qiang and shouted to the front: "Here's the forehead, here's the oxygen, hurry up and accept it!"
After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu continued to walk forward.
Hu Qiang followed quickly: "Secretary Jin, no, red blood cells, wait for me."
Jin Ruoyu of the red blood cell version glanced at Hu Qiang, but said nothing, and continued to walk forward feebly with the jar on his back.
Soon, the two of them met two people wearing hard hats on the road, who were squatting on the side of the corridor and working feebly.
Hu Qiang took a closer look, hehe, isn't this Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai!
Before, the two of them dressed up as nerve cells to fool themselves, but now they are dressed as construction site workers, and they both have the word "kidney" written on their hard hats. They are fast enough.
Based on previous experience, combined with the word "kidney" written on the wall before, Hu Qiang guessed at a glance that the roles they are playing now are most likely the kidney cells in the kidney, or nephrons.
Sure enough, just as Hu Qiang was secretly complaining, Jin Ruoyu, the red blood cell with the oxygen tank on his back, walked up to them and said, "Huh? Why are your two nephrons working overtime here? The other nephrons are nirvana?"
Hearing Jin Ruoyu's question, Pang Xiaobai said with a exhausted expression: "We used to have a lot of friends, and we should work in three shifts, but now because the master has been staying up all night, most of them are exhausted. We are the only ones left, working here 24 hours a day.
So, we also want not to work overtime, but no one will replace us, what do you want us to do? At this moment, Sha Lele also said listlessly: "Hey, talk is the talk, don't stop!"Hurry up and help the owner to filter out the nutrients in the original urine and bottle it, and then pour it back into the blood, otherwise, the owner will be overwhelmed. After all, the current owner needs nutrients most, so don't stop! "
Only then did Pang Xiaobai pick up the bottle again, and poured the blue liquid in the bottle into the bucket next to him, and said with a sad face while pouring the water: "Oh, working overtime every day, working 24 hours a day, when will you be tall?
I miss my big bed so much, I really want to have a good sleep! "
Having said this, Pang Xiaobai picked up a bottle containing black liquid and was about to unscrew the lid and pour it into the bucket.
Sha Lele hurriedly stopped: "Wait, this is metabolic waste, it cannot be pumped back into the blood, it has to be excreted, are you confused?"
"Really?" Pang Xiaobai yawned, "I'm tired and sleepy, and my eyes are blurred for a while, it's normal."
"That can't be done." Sha Lele took the bottle containing the black liquid, screwed the cap back on and put it aside, "We can't be careless, if we make a mistake, the owner will get uremia in no time, and the consequences will be very serious!
Come on, cheer up, for the health of the master, come on! "
Only then did Pang Xiaobai take out a bottle full of blue liquid again, and cried, "Master is too inconsiderate and incompetent for us. We will be reconciled only after we are exhausted!"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu glanced sideways at Hu Qiang, with a look of disgust on his face, without saying a word.
Hu Qiang blinked, and had no choice but to smile at Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I patronized my work and ignored your feelings, which made you suffer."
While pouring blue water into the bucket, Pang Xiaobai squinted at Hu Qiang and said, "Now I know I was wrong and apologize? Why did you do it earlier? If you could go to bed earlier and rest earlier, why would we work so hard?"
Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu shook his head, suddenly tapped the helmet on Pang Xiaobai's head, and said, "Okay, okay, don't complain anymore, hurry up and be happy.
To compare the misery, you are not the worst. Compared with other units, your current situation is much better. "
"Other units?" Pang Xiaobai frowned and looked at Jin Ruoyu, "Who else in this body can be worse off than us?"
Red Blood Cell Jin Ruoyu sighed: "You really don't know anything! Let me tell you, there is another nodule on the thyroid recently, and there is another scoliosis on the spine. Do you think it's miserable?"
Upon hearing this, before Pang Xiaobai could speak, Hu Qiang was stunned: "Thyroid nodule? Scoliosis? When did it happen? Why don't I know?"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and said, "What do you know? All these diseases can only be detected through a physical examination.
Usually when someone asks you to go for a physical examination, you always say that you are busy and don’t have time to go. You also say that you are in good health and don’t need it.
In fact, many problems have already appeared in your body, and there have been many early warnings, but you always don't care, and this is the minor illness that leads to serious illness. "
Hu Qiang blinked: "So that's the case? But, what's wrong with me, how did you, a red blood cell, know?"
Red blood cell Jin Ruoyu said: "Of course, I run around in your body with oxygen on my back every day. You have to run at least thousands of times, and listening to gossip everywhere is the only motivation for you to survive. Otherwise, I really want to die."
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu of the red blood cell suddenly remembered something, and suddenly said: "That's right, I almost forgot, you still have a hemangioma on your liver!"
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was taken aback.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened: "Ah! Hemangioma? Not good! I'm going to die!"
After shouting this, Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened and he stuck out his tongue. He tilted his head and died.
Sha Lele hurriedly called out: "What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you... Ah! I can't do it either!"
After saying this, Sha Lele also rolled his eyes, and lay down on the ground, dead. (end of this chapter)
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