Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 687 So Murphy, I really only have you!
"I'm going to fuck you, Snow Mountain Fei Hu! Didn't I tell you, I'm just doing this!"
After hearing Ouyang Murphy's retort, Hu Qiang smiled calmly, as if he had expected this sentence.
"Oh, Murphy, no matter what, you have always been the person I trust most in the Ministry of Emergency Affairs, bar none.
Once I am no longer in the company, the only person I can think of who can keep an eye on everyone for me is you.
Just like the last time I went to the company for training, this time I have to rely on you, Murphy! "
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and continued in an indifferent tone: "Don't come! It was an accident last time, but this time the situation is different.
Anyway, I'm not interested in snitching. If you want someone to help you keep an eye on everyone... Well, I'll transfer Tang Haixing for you.
As long as you are willing to give him the position of leader of the supervision team, he will be as excited as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood! "
Hu Qiang immediately said earnestly: "Hey, Murphy, I don't like hearing what you are saying. You obviously don't understand me.
In my mind, how can Tang Haixing compare with you?
He's not even as good as your toenails!
As for Tang Haixing, a patient with advanced delusional disorder, his chances of screwing up were ridiculously high.
If I don’t talk about anything else, let’s just talk about the last time I went out for training.
Originally, I just asked him to help me shred a document, but for such a small thing, he could make a lot of trouble for me.
Do you still remember? At that time, he not only stole the juicer and noodle machine from the canteen, but when the security came to investigate, he decisively blamed me. As a result, I was about to be raped as soon as I returned to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs. Take away the dilemma.
You also know the scene at that time. When the two security guards wanted to forcefully take me away for investigation, if you hadn't made a scene in time, my dignity would have completely fallen to the ground.
Although the two security guards were very rude, in the final analysis, it was all Tang Haixing's fault.
If it hadn't been for him, why would I have been so embarrassed?
So, I was seriously injured by him last time, how dare I look for him again this time?
For a person like him, he is capable, but he is too capable and too positive.
If I don't let him take care of things, he will talk to himself and take care of things blindly. If I really give him a little more power, he will make trouble for me again and take the blame for me.
If Tang Haixing is afraid, he will not be able to do it, no matter how capable he is! "
"Then you can find someone else." Ouyang Murphy said, "For example, Secretary Jin, she is good, she is well-rounded, and she is your secretary, so she is a professional counterpart."
Hu Qiang sighed and said: "Murphy, your words are just trying to kill me.
You still don’t understand Secretary Jin. He is greedy for vanity and loves gossip. He always takes the easy way out and shirks the hard part in everything he does.
It was okay if nothing happened. Once something happened, such as if HR came to make a surprise inspection, she would only care about herself and not others.
So Secretary Kim is not good, she is unreliable! "
"What about Lele's head office?" Ouyang Murphy said, "Isn't Lele the person you value most? Let her be the leader of the supervision team. She can always be relied on."
Hu Qiang frowned and said: "Lele, she is good, but she is too young and has too little qualifications.
If you ask her, an intern, to help me manage people, who will listen to her?
Even if Lele is really willing to be a villain and teach everyone a lesson with a straight face, everyone will just think she is being cute and won't take her seriously.
So neither can Lele.
Apart from these people, there is no need for me to say more about the remaining Ajie and Xiaobai.
How can a piece of wood and a giant baby manage my colleagues in the department for me?
So Murphy, I really only have you!
Please, please help! "
Hearing Hu Qiang's pleading, Ouyang Murphy, who had just thrown the paper airplane out of the window, squinted his eyes and said casually while watching the paper airplane fly in the air:
"Okay, for the sake of buying me a souvenir, I'll help you this time."
"Okay, okay!" Hu Qiang said with a smile, "I knew you wouldn't reject me, I... hmm?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang frowned: "Wait, souvenir? What souvenir?"
Ouyang Murphy said in an indifferent tone: "You go on a trip. When you come back, why don't you buy some souvenirs for everyone?"
Hu Qiang blinked, and then quickly responded: "Ah, that, yes, of course.
But in this case, I am a waste of shopping, I don’t know how to buy things, and I don’t like shopping, let alone in a foreign country.
I think this is it, just make a list and send it to me directly if you want it, and I will buy it according to the list, so that everyone can worry less, and it can also prevent me from buying something that is not to your liking. "
"Wow!" Seeing that the plane he threw suddenly broke his own farthest record, Ouyang Murphy subconsciously said, "New record, not bad!"
"New record?" Hu Qiang frowned when he heard this sentence, "What new record? Not bad?"
Only then did Ouyang Murphy come back to his senses. He turned to the hands-free phone and said, "Ah, it's nothing. I just finished typing five thousand lines of code, which broke my work record."
"Five thousand lines of code?" Hu Qiang opened his mouth in surprise, "Isn't it? How long has it been? Are you a tentacle monster? I'm not telling you, Murphy, you can't work too hard, otherwise your health..."
"Okay, stop talking!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly interrupted Hu Qiang, "You are already in Thailand, and you can still chat with me remotely. You are indeed a monster, you are so capable.
But having said that, Lao Hu, you have already traveled to Koh Samui. For such a rare opportunity, why don’t you take some photos and post them on Moments to show off?
Hiss, you didn't go to Thailand at all, you just hid at home and slept, right? "
Hu Qiang was startled, and then immediately said: "How could it be possible? I really went to Thailand. What about the air tickets and hotel? Secretary Jin booked them for me. Have you forgotten?"
"That's right." Ouyang Murphy touched his chin and nodded, "The air tickets and hotel have been booked. If you don't go, the deposit will not be refunded. With your iron cock attributes, it is unlikely to be wasted." "That's it." Hu Qiang quickly smiled and said, "I am really in Koh Samui, but it's just morning and I haven't had time to post yet.
Just wait, I'll send you the photos in a moment! "
After saying this, Hu Qiang hung up the phone decisively.
After hanging up the phone, Hu Qiang wiped his butt and flushed the water, and then started to worry.
It’s true that he didn’t go to Koh Samui, so how can he post photos?
Do you want to go now?
But Ouyang Murphy was in a hurry and it was too late to go to Thailand now.
How about finding some materials online and then making a picture?
After thinking of this, Hu Qiang shook his head quickly.
No, this method can be used to deal with ordinary people, but to deal with Murphy, the gang will be defeated in a matter of minutes.
After all, she is a computer expert, and she has Su Kejie by her side.
I was looking for material on the Internet, but she saw through it in minutes.
Therefore, it is necessary to find a real background in reality.
For example, find a high-end hotel or something, open a high-end room, and pretend to be a hotel in Koh Samui.
Hey, wait, hotel?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang slapped his forehead.
"Yes, Zhu Zhe next door is the room manager of a five-star hotel, and that hotel is new and I don't know much about it. I can definitely ask her for help!"
After laughing, Hu Qiang was about to take action when his phone vibrated again.
I picked it up and saw that it was still Ouyang Murphy.
"Murphy, what's going on?" Hu Qiang answered the phone and said with a smile.
"It's nothing." Ouyang Murphy said, "I just urge you to send me the photos quickly. If you haven't sent them for so long, you don't want to find materials on the Internet and then send me photos?"
"How is that possible!" Hu Qiang quickly laughed and said, "How is that possible!"
"Then send it over quickly!" Ouyang Murphy said, "Immediately, immediately!"
"Okay, okay, let's do it now!" Hu Qiang nodded quickly.
After hanging up the phone again, Hu Qiang continued to frown.
Ouyang Murphy wants to send it to her immediately. Time is so tight. Where can I find it?
Suddenly, Hu Qiang was stunned and turned to look at the bathroom.
After blinking, Hu Qiang remembered that Ouyang Murphy didn't know that he had changed his residence and had never been to Ode to Joy.
Moreover, these rooms are all well-decorated, and the style is somewhat similar to high-end hotel rooms.
So, I can completely pretend this is a hotel room!
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang decisively wet his hair, put on a bathrobe, then sat next to the bathtub, held up his mobile phone, and took a selfie with the bathtub as the background.
After taking the photo, Hu Qiang looked at the photo carefully. At first glance, it did look like he had just taken a shower in the bathroom of a high-end hotel.
Hu Qiang, who was sure there was nothing wrong, nodded, and then decisively sent the photo directly to Ouyang Murphy.
After sending the photo, Hu Qiang waited anxiously for a while, fearing that Ouyang Murphy would call and expose him.
But he waited for more than half an hour, and Ouyang Murphy didn't call to criticize him.
At this time, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief: "Not bad, it seems she was not suspicious and she finally got over it.
But just in case, I’ll take more photos of the hotel later, like me swimming in the pool or something.
By the way, there is also a beach.
Well, Thailand is too far away. It should be fine to go to a nearby beach and find a place with no special reference to take pictures. "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang decisively dried his hair, left the bathroom, changed his clothes, and prepared to go to Zhu Zhe next door for help.
He remembered that Zhu Zhe was off work today and should be at home at this time.
As a result, as soon as Hu Qiang opened the door, he bumped into Ye Zhenzhen outside the door.
"Ah, you scared me to death!" Ye Zhenzhen, who was startled, quickly exhaled, "Why did you open the door suddenly?"
Hu Qiang was stunned, blinked and said, "I want to go out, and this is my home?"
Only then did Ye Zhenzhen react and opened her mouth to smile awkwardly: "Yes, yes, yes, look at me and forget that this is your home."
Hu Qiang looked at Ye Zhenzhen's awkward smile and frowned slightly: "You... are looking for me? Is there something wrong?"
Ye Zhenzhen pursed her lips and bit her lips again. After a little tangle, she nodded: "There is indeed something, I have to trouble you again."
Hu Qiang tilted his head and looked at her sideways: "Look at your embarrassed expression..."
Suddenly, Hu Qiang frowned: "Wait a minute, aren't your parents here? Do you want to see me?" (End of Chapter)
After hearing Ouyang Murphy's retort, Hu Qiang smiled calmly, as if he had expected this sentence.
"Oh, Murphy, no matter what, you have always been the person I trust most in the Ministry of Emergency Affairs, bar none.
Once I am no longer in the company, the only person I can think of who can keep an eye on everyone for me is you.
Just like the last time I went to the company for training, this time I have to rely on you, Murphy! "
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and continued in an indifferent tone: "Don't come! It was an accident last time, but this time the situation is different.
Anyway, I'm not interested in snitching. If you want someone to help you keep an eye on everyone... Well, I'll transfer Tang Haixing for you.
As long as you are willing to give him the position of leader of the supervision team, he will be as excited as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood! "
Hu Qiang immediately said earnestly: "Hey, Murphy, I don't like hearing what you are saying. You obviously don't understand me.
In my mind, how can Tang Haixing compare with you?
He's not even as good as your toenails!
As for Tang Haixing, a patient with advanced delusional disorder, his chances of screwing up were ridiculously high.
If I don’t talk about anything else, let’s just talk about the last time I went out for training.
Originally, I just asked him to help me shred a document, but for such a small thing, he could make a lot of trouble for me.
Do you still remember? At that time, he not only stole the juicer and noodle machine from the canteen, but when the security came to investigate, he decisively blamed me. As a result, I was about to be raped as soon as I returned to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs. Take away the dilemma.
You also know the scene at that time. When the two security guards wanted to forcefully take me away for investigation, if you hadn't made a scene in time, my dignity would have completely fallen to the ground.
Although the two security guards were very rude, in the final analysis, it was all Tang Haixing's fault.
If it hadn't been for him, why would I have been so embarrassed?
So, I was seriously injured by him last time, how dare I look for him again this time?
For a person like him, he is capable, but he is too capable and too positive.
If I don't let him take care of things, he will talk to himself and take care of things blindly. If I really give him a little more power, he will make trouble for me again and take the blame for me.
If Tang Haixing is afraid, he will not be able to do it, no matter how capable he is! "
"Then you can find someone else." Ouyang Murphy said, "For example, Secretary Jin, she is good, she is well-rounded, and she is your secretary, so she is a professional counterpart."
Hu Qiang sighed and said: "Murphy, your words are just trying to kill me.
You still don’t understand Secretary Jin. He is greedy for vanity and loves gossip. He always takes the easy way out and shirks the hard part in everything he does.
It was okay if nothing happened. Once something happened, such as if HR came to make a surprise inspection, she would only care about herself and not others.
So Secretary Kim is not good, she is unreliable! "
"What about Lele's head office?" Ouyang Murphy said, "Isn't Lele the person you value most? Let her be the leader of the supervision team. She can always be relied on."
Hu Qiang frowned and said: "Lele, she is good, but she is too young and has too little qualifications.
If you ask her, an intern, to help me manage people, who will listen to her?
Even if Lele is really willing to be a villain and teach everyone a lesson with a straight face, everyone will just think she is being cute and won't take her seriously.
So neither can Lele.
Apart from these people, there is no need for me to say more about the remaining Ajie and Xiaobai.
How can a piece of wood and a giant baby manage my colleagues in the department for me?
So Murphy, I really only have you!
Please, please help! "
Hearing Hu Qiang's pleading, Ouyang Murphy, who had just thrown the paper airplane out of the window, squinted his eyes and said casually while watching the paper airplane fly in the air:
"Okay, for the sake of buying me a souvenir, I'll help you this time."
"Okay, okay!" Hu Qiang said with a smile, "I knew you wouldn't reject me, I... hmm?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang frowned: "Wait, souvenir? What souvenir?"
Ouyang Murphy said in an indifferent tone: "You go on a trip. When you come back, why don't you buy some souvenirs for everyone?"
Hu Qiang blinked, and then quickly responded: "Ah, that, yes, of course.
But in this case, I am a waste of shopping, I don’t know how to buy things, and I don’t like shopping, let alone in a foreign country.
I think this is it, just make a list and send it to me directly if you want it, and I will buy it according to the list, so that everyone can worry less, and it can also prevent me from buying something that is not to your liking. "
"Wow!" Seeing that the plane he threw suddenly broke his own farthest record, Ouyang Murphy subconsciously said, "New record, not bad!"
"New record?" Hu Qiang frowned when he heard this sentence, "What new record? Not bad?"
Only then did Ouyang Murphy come back to his senses. He turned to the hands-free phone and said, "Ah, it's nothing. I just finished typing five thousand lines of code, which broke my work record."
"Five thousand lines of code?" Hu Qiang opened his mouth in surprise, "Isn't it? How long has it been? Are you a tentacle monster? I'm not telling you, Murphy, you can't work too hard, otherwise your health..."
"Okay, stop talking!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly interrupted Hu Qiang, "You are already in Thailand, and you can still chat with me remotely. You are indeed a monster, you are so capable.
But having said that, Lao Hu, you have already traveled to Koh Samui. For such a rare opportunity, why don’t you take some photos and post them on Moments to show off?
Hiss, you didn't go to Thailand at all, you just hid at home and slept, right? "
Hu Qiang was startled, and then immediately said: "How could it be possible? I really went to Thailand. What about the air tickets and hotel? Secretary Jin booked them for me. Have you forgotten?"
"That's right." Ouyang Murphy touched his chin and nodded, "The air tickets and hotel have been booked. If you don't go, the deposit will not be refunded. With your iron cock attributes, it is unlikely to be wasted." "That's it." Hu Qiang quickly smiled and said, "I am really in Koh Samui, but it's just morning and I haven't had time to post yet.
Just wait, I'll send you the photos in a moment! "
After saying this, Hu Qiang hung up the phone decisively.
After hanging up the phone, Hu Qiang wiped his butt and flushed the water, and then started to worry.
It’s true that he didn’t go to Koh Samui, so how can he post photos?
Do you want to go now?
But Ouyang Murphy was in a hurry and it was too late to go to Thailand now.
How about finding some materials online and then making a picture?
After thinking of this, Hu Qiang shook his head quickly.
No, this method can be used to deal with ordinary people, but to deal with Murphy, the gang will be defeated in a matter of minutes.
After all, she is a computer expert, and she has Su Kejie by her side.
I was looking for material on the Internet, but she saw through it in minutes.
Therefore, it is necessary to find a real background in reality.
For example, find a high-end hotel or something, open a high-end room, and pretend to be a hotel in Koh Samui.
Hey, wait, hotel?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang slapped his forehead.
"Yes, Zhu Zhe next door is the room manager of a five-star hotel, and that hotel is new and I don't know much about it. I can definitely ask her for help!"
After laughing, Hu Qiang was about to take action when his phone vibrated again.
I picked it up and saw that it was still Ouyang Murphy.
"Murphy, what's going on?" Hu Qiang answered the phone and said with a smile.
"It's nothing." Ouyang Murphy said, "I just urge you to send me the photos quickly. If you haven't sent them for so long, you don't want to find materials on the Internet and then send me photos?"
"How is that possible!" Hu Qiang quickly laughed and said, "How is that possible!"
"Then send it over quickly!" Ouyang Murphy said, "Immediately, immediately!"
"Okay, okay, let's do it now!" Hu Qiang nodded quickly.
After hanging up the phone again, Hu Qiang continued to frown.
Ouyang Murphy wants to send it to her immediately. Time is so tight. Where can I find it?
Suddenly, Hu Qiang was stunned and turned to look at the bathroom.
After blinking, Hu Qiang remembered that Ouyang Murphy didn't know that he had changed his residence and had never been to Ode to Joy.
Moreover, these rooms are all well-decorated, and the style is somewhat similar to high-end hotel rooms.
So, I can completely pretend this is a hotel room!
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang decisively wet his hair, put on a bathrobe, then sat next to the bathtub, held up his mobile phone, and took a selfie with the bathtub as the background.
After taking the photo, Hu Qiang looked at the photo carefully. At first glance, it did look like he had just taken a shower in the bathroom of a high-end hotel.
Hu Qiang, who was sure there was nothing wrong, nodded, and then decisively sent the photo directly to Ouyang Murphy.
After sending the photo, Hu Qiang waited anxiously for a while, fearing that Ouyang Murphy would call and expose him.
But he waited for more than half an hour, and Ouyang Murphy didn't call to criticize him.
At this time, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief: "Not bad, it seems she was not suspicious and she finally got over it.
But just in case, I’ll take more photos of the hotel later, like me swimming in the pool or something.
By the way, there is also a beach.
Well, Thailand is too far away. It should be fine to go to a nearby beach and find a place with no special reference to take pictures. "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang decisively dried his hair, left the bathroom, changed his clothes, and prepared to go to Zhu Zhe next door for help.
He remembered that Zhu Zhe was off work today and should be at home at this time.
As a result, as soon as Hu Qiang opened the door, he bumped into Ye Zhenzhen outside the door.
"Ah, you scared me to death!" Ye Zhenzhen, who was startled, quickly exhaled, "Why did you open the door suddenly?"
Hu Qiang was stunned, blinked and said, "I want to go out, and this is my home?"
Only then did Ye Zhenzhen react and opened her mouth to smile awkwardly: "Yes, yes, yes, look at me and forget that this is your home."
Hu Qiang looked at Ye Zhenzhen's awkward smile and frowned slightly: "You... are looking for me? Is there something wrong?"
Ye Zhenzhen pursed her lips and bit her lips again. After a little tangle, she nodded: "There is indeed something, I have to trouble you again."
Hu Qiang tilted his head and looked at her sideways: "Look at your embarrassed expression..."
Suddenly, Hu Qiang frowned: "Wait a minute, aren't your parents here? Do you want to see me?" (End of Chapter)
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