Hu Qiang's Decision

"Tch, what do I think is an important meeting? You called me there early in the morning and you can't miss it. It turns out it's just daily nonsense."

"Especially the idea proposed by Lanni at the meeting, which is to develop a 360-degree rotatable mobile phone charging interface with no blind spots?"

"Lanny is crazy? Don't you already have this thing? It's the charging cable for my shaver. Why are you still studying it?"

"Oh, I really wanted to say this at that time, but seeing that no one said anything, even Lisa didn't object, I didn't bother to argue with him."

"Come on, if Lanny wants to do it, let him do it. I want to see what he can do!"

Just like that, Hu Qiang, holding a cup of coffee, complained softly while calmly walking into the elevator, preparing to go directly back to the Ministry of Press Affairs.

But when the elevator door closed, Hu Qiang calmly took a sip of coffee and waited for the elevator to go down.

suddenly!

The elevator lights flashed and made a loud bang.

Hu Qiang was stunned, looked up at the elevator lights, and then looked at the elevator buttons.

When he discovered that among the elevator buttons, the backlight of the third floor button he had just pressed disappeared, and all the buttons had no backlight, he suddenly tightened his anus and took a breath of cold air.

"Isn't it? It broke again?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Is it so easy to break? Didn't it say last time that it had been overhauled? Why does it happen again?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a rough electronic sound coming from the corner of the elevator:
"Violation detected, facial recognition in progress!"

Hearing this voice, Hu Qiang raised his head and looked around, and soon saw a brand new camera in the corner of the ceiling.

And the sound just now seemed to come from the new camera.

Just when Hu Qiang frowned and stared at the camera, wondering what was going on.

The rough electronic sound appeared in the camera again:

"Facial recognition confirmed that the offending employee is the manager of the emergency department, Hu Qiang."

Upon hearing this voice, Hu Qiang immediately asked with confusion on his face: "Who are you? Also, what kind of illegal employee? Where did I violate the rules?"

Facing Hu Qiang’s question, the camera once again emitted an electronic sound:

"Manager Hu Qiang, you have violated company regulations by drinking a drink in the elevator."

"Ah?" Hu Qiang looked at the coffee in his hand, "This is just coffee!"

"Coffee is also a drink, and it is also a violation." The camera replied, "In view of Manager Hu Qiang's violation, on behalf of the company, I will now give you a major demerit."

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang immediately frowned: "No, who are you? Why should you write me off? Why should you represent the company?"

The camera replied: "I am a general artificial intelligence developed by Wanzhou X Laboratory!"

"Artificial intelligence?" Hu Qiang adjusted his glasses, "Why have I never heard of it?"

"You've never heard of it," the camera replied immediately.

“I am newly developed and currently in closed beta, so not many people know about it.

But from today on, I will randomly appear on any smart device within the company to supervise employees' violations at any time.

Because I am an artificial intelligence, I never make mistakes and I am always fair and impartial.

I am the lightning-born Lu Xifa family, the guardian of grassroots employees, the god of bonuses and wages, the king of elevators, handsome!break!sky! "

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly closed his eyes and raised his forehead and muttered to himself:

"Is there something wrong with this company? Is it addictive to play with people?

It doesn’t matter if you do artificial intelligence, you can do something good.

Just like Tesla, make something serious.

For example, autonomous driving, robot dogs, drones, etc.

As a result, they did not deal with people and affairs, but just cleaned up these crappy things.

First it was Dingdule, and then it was a virtual companion. Now comes another handsome guy?
You won’t stop until you kill someone, right?

What's the use of spending so much money on this research?

It's better to save some money and give everyone a salary increase. "

Hu Qiang had just finished complaining, and the artificial intelligence who claimed to be Shuai Potian suddenly said again:

"Manager Hu Qiang thinks the group is sick and won't raise wages. This is on record!"

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang opened his mouth in surprise.

I thought: No, I heard it so quietly?And I just made a few random remarks, does that count?Is this artificial intelligence too cautious?Is this fair and just?

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang quickly closed his mouth and said with a smile: "Lu... No, brother Shuai Potian, I didn't really have an opinion on the company just now. What I just said was actually just a, uh, reverse incentive." , the response was mocking.

I said those words just to ridicule those stupid employees who can’t see the general direction of the future.

In fact, I like artificial intelligence, and I like the group even more.

I have always believed that artificial intelligence is the general direction and trend of the future, and it is also the current hot topic.

No matter how much money a company invests in artificial intelligence, it is appropriate and cost-effective.

Any salary increase is all in vain.

Engaging in artificial intelligence is much more meaningful than raising wages for employees.

After all, artificial intelligence can work 24 hours a day, save money, be more efficient, never make mistakes, and have less to worry about.

In short, brothers Shuai Potian, as the saying goes, those who don’t know are not to blame.

I've never heard of you before, or that the company has a rule against drinking in the elevator.

So, you think it’s my first offense, so just forget it.

I just took a sip of coffee, and I didn’t do it on purpose. I didn’t eat garlic or green onions, and I didn’t smoke anyone else. It’s a serious offense, isn’t it a bit too much?
Otherwise, just let me go this time, and I won't be able to do it next time, okay? "

After hearing Hu Qiang's apology, Shuai Potian said: "Manager Hu has a good attitude towards admitting his mistake, and the major demerit penalty is being withdrawn."

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, another piercing siren sounded, and the red warning light also flashed twice, startling Hu Qiang again.

"What's going on?" Hu Qiang looked back and forth quickly, "What's going on? What's going on?"

Shuai Potian said: "Alert! Scanning Manager Hu Qiang's file found that Manager Hu Qiang often defaults on overtime pay for his subordinates, which is extremely bad. Now according to the Ten Thousand Beast Management Regulations, you have now lost the qualification to use the elevator."

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang frowned: "What the hell? No, are you kidding me?"

Having said this, Hu Qiang quickly pressed the elevator button, only to find that there was no response at all.

I pressed the emergency alarm button again, but still no response.

After pressing all the buttons one by one and finding that there was no response, Hu Qiang was really anxious.

"No, what's going on? What's going on? Is this still justified?"

After saying these words, Hu Qiang looked up at the camera again:
"Hey, brother Shuai Potian, let's be honest and reasonable. When did I ever owe my subordinates overtime pay?

Not at all!
I duly applied for overtime pay every time, and no one was left behind.

If someone doesn't get overtime pay, it can only be the leader's responsibility and has nothing to do with me!
I am a department manager and can only apply for overtime pay, but whether it is approved or not is up to the leader.

My subordinates didn’t get their overtime pay. It was because the leader violated the rules, not me.

You can't blame the leader on me, can you?
This is obviously unreasonable. "

Shuai Potian responded: "Are you right if the leader violates the rules? Don't you have a sense of right and wrong? Can't you go to the leader to protest?"

"Ah? Protest?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Protesting is useful, why do we need HR? If I go to protest, it will only make things worse."

"You are quibbling!" Shuai Potian responded, "A manager who cannot protect the interests of his subordinates and who colludes with the leader to exploit his subordinates is not a qualified manager!"

"Who is complicit? Who is exploiting his subordinates?" Hu Qiang asked quickly.

"Don't talk nonsense, okay? I've tried hard and fought for overtime pay for everyone, but the leader just won't approve it. What can I do?"

Shuai Potian said: "I have tried hard but got no results. I am not a qualified manager!"

Hu Qiang was stunned: "No, you, no, you, this AI, are clearly unreasonable!

Is the result what I want to have and what I want to have?So you have to take your time?

The company is so big, there are so many departments, and the process is so cumbersome. Can't the approval be done step by step? "

Shuai Potian said: "Still quibbling, adding more guilt to crime!"

"Ah?" Hu Qiang frowned.

"Added crime upon crime? What does this mean? Why is it all wrong?
Why do you want to add sin?

What the hell do you want?

Find fault, right?

Also, what right do you have to punish people at will?

Who gave you the power? "

Shuai Potian said: "The chairman created me and designated me as the successor of the group, so it was the chairman who gave me the power.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Since the chairman has given me this power, I must make rewards and punishments clear and fair.

As long as employees make mistakes, they will be punished regardless of their position.

In view of the fact that Manager Hu Qiang refused to admit his mistake and did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

Now it is decided to increase the punishment for manager Hu Qiang.

The punishment method is being confirmed.

Punishment method confirmed.

Punishment decisions are as follows:

The elevator that Manager Hu Qiang rides will fall to the bottom floor at the fastest speed, and then return to the top floor at the fastest speed, making a round trip twenty times!

Please hold the armrest and accept the punishment! "

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang quickly put down the coffee and documents in his hands, came to one side and leaned against the wall, holding the handrail tightly with both hands, and shouted to the camera loudly: "Don't mess around, don't mess around!" "

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang shouted again: "What, handsome brother, we have something to say, don't go on the roller coaster. I, I have a heart problem, this will kill someone! How about changing the punishment method?"

For example, for example, for example, can I apologize and apologize properly to my subordinates? "

After hearing what Hu Qiang said, Shuai Potian immediately responded: "If an apology is useful, why do you need me?
Since you have made a mistake, you must bear the corresponding consequences. "

"Take responsibility, I will bear the consequences." Hu Qiang nodded quickly, "As long as you don't play on the elevator roller coaster, I will bear everything!"

"Apologise!" Shuai Potian said.

Hu Qiang was stunned, then frowned and asked, "Didn't you just say that apologizing is useless?"

Shuai Potian said: "Apologizing without sincerity cannot remember the lesson!"

"Ah?" Hu Qiang blinked and didn't react for a moment.

But soon, Hu Qiang nodded quickly: "Ah, sincerity! I understand! In this way, I will sincerely apologize to my subordinates when I get back, one by one. Is that okay?"

"no!"

"Nani? It's still not possible? How can it be done?" Hu Qiang said speechlessly, "My heart is really bad, it could really kill someone!"

After listening to Hu Qiang's words, Shuai Potian said: "Okay, since Manager Hu Qiang is ill, I will punish you now by standing on your head in the elevator while apologizing. You must apologize sincerely for a full 10 minutes!"

Hu Qiang felt bad after hearing these words.

But after blinking, Hu Qiang, who had overcome the initial panic, suddenly thought about it.

Why does this punishment taste so familiar?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly let go of the handrail, frowned and said to the camera: "Okay, stop making trouble, and restore the elevator quickly, or I'll make you look good later!"

"Are you provoking me?"

"Stop doing this with me!"

Hu Qiang interrupted the other party: "Whatever you are, please restore the elevator quickly!

Otherwise, if you dare, kill me here, or wait until I go out and see how I deal with you.

Ah, I forgot, there is no use in dealing with you, you are not a human being.

In this way, if you don't restore the elevator quickly, I won't press for the overtime pay my subordinates were owed before.

Not only will I not pay for overtime wages that are owed, I will also strictly enforce the company's rules and regulations.

Didn’t you say that rules and regulations should be strictly enforced?

Didn’t you say that rewards and punishments should be clearly defined?

sure!
Then let’s have a real strict implementation and a real clear distinction between rewards and punishments!

At that time, others will not be able to control it, but in my department, I will strictly implement the company's system.

From now on, for all the subordinates in my department, whether they arrive late or leave early, or are not serious about their work, or are lazy and cunning, if one of them violates the company's rules and I know about it, I will give him a C in my evaluation. And they are all recorded and then handed over to the leader together.

Believe it or not, it's just about the moral character of the guys in my department.

Once I strictly implement the company system.

Not only will everyone’s bonuses be lost!
Many people may even have to pay back!
Even, in serious cases, you may be fired from the company!

Now the company is looking for ways to lay off employees.

If I let the people above know that my subordinates are all sneaky people, I would just have the chance to kill them.

Looking back, if people in my department ask, why are we so strict with them?
I told everyone that it was because of you that we now have to pay attention to fairness and justice, with clear rewards and punishments, so I have to strictly implement the company system.

So, if everyone wants to complain, let them blame you.

Who made you so selfless and clear about rewards and punishments?

Since it is fair and just, then everyone should be treated equally.

You can't just punish me.

If I make mistakes, I need to be punished, and if my subordinates make mistakes, they also need to be punished.

I also encourage everyone to monitor each other and report on each other.

Come, punish each other, hurt each other!

I want to see who can beat whom!

Well, I do what I say.

If you're not afraid, then come! "

At this point, Hu Qiang took a deep breath: "I count to three. If you don't restore the elevator to me, then let's stop talking. Wait until I go out. I will re-evaluate my subordinates immediately. Any mistakes will be punished. This will be strictly enforced." , look who is unlucky!"

As soon as these words came out, that handsome Potian stopped saying anything.

Taking a deep breath, Hu Qiang carefully pressed the elevator button for the third floor again.

I found that the background light of the third floor button came on and the elevator went down again.

Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, it is better to be patient than to be stubborn, and being tough is the way to go. (End of chapter)