Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 739: The results are given to you, enjoy it slowly!
After listening to Ouyang Murphy's words, Hu Qiang experimented with hesitation.
To put it simply, you set a default alarm and it will sound ten seconds later.
Ten seconds later, a person wearing a maid outfit and a very cute expression suddenly appeared on the phone - Ouyang Murphy?
Well, it's just a big headshot of Ouyang Murphy wearing a maid outfit and pouting coquettishly, not a full-body photo.
It's just an image. The key is that the alarm clock also makes a cute girlish sound:
"Dear husband, it's time to get up! It's time to get up and kiss!"
Just when Hu Qiang was startled, his voice changed again, into that of an aunt:
"You damn kid, get up quickly! If you don't get up, I'll beat you!"
Then it turned into Sister Yu’s voice again:
"Hey, sweetheart, get up quickly. If you don't get up, I'm going to eat you!"
After that, women’s voices of different styles took turns.
Lolita style, girly style, royal sister style, young woman style, you name it.
The lines are also different, some are pure, some are dark, and some are pornographic, and they are also different.
Anyway, it feels like many women are calling you in turn, just like entering a nightclub and calling many princesses of different styles over and letting them take turns calling you.
Fortunately, he and Ouyang Murphy were the only ones in Hu Qiang's manager's office.
As long as there are a few more people, the community will die instantly!
"This, this, this!"
Hu Qiang was so frightened that he quickly pressed stop, but there was no response.
"Why can't you stop?"
Faced with Hu Qiang's question, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "This is the characteristic of this alarm clock. It must beep for at least 1 minute, and it cannot be stopped within 1 minute. It is guaranteed to make you excited!"
"Hey, you are so tall!"
Finding that he couldn't turn it off, Hu Qiang simply turned down the volume on his cell phone to the minimum and used physical means to eliminate the screams inside. Then he threw the phone on the desktop and looked at Ouyang Murphy, who was squinting and smiling, speechless.
"Murphy, are you, are you calling an alarm? You are obviously playing tricks!"
"You have so many women's voices in there. I don't know. If someone calls me, they think I went to a nightclub and called a lot of girls."
"Huh?" Ouyang Murphy's eyes lit up, "You've got the point, that's what Ajie said."
"Ajie?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "What does it have to do with Ajie?"
But soon, Hu Qiang reacted: "Oh, you mean, Ajie tried this app?"
"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile.
Hu Qiang frowned: "Ajie, under what circumstances did you use this alarm clock? It couldn't be in a crowded place like the subway, right? Isn't that really a social disaster?"
"Don't worry, it's not that serious." Ouyang Murphy hugged his knees with a smile, "Ajie tried it out last night when he was working overtime here. There was no one else around at the time."
"Oh, that's okay." Hu Qiang nodded.
But soon, Hu Qiang frowned again: "No, in that case, how do you know that Ajie also said that when he used this app, it was like entering a nightclub?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Of course it was early this morning. I asked Ajie how his experience was, and Ajie told me personally."
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy recounted the experience process she heard from Ajie.
It turned out that before Ouyang Murphy got off work yesterday, he deliberately used remote implantation to forcefully install and replace the alarm clocks on Ajie and Xiaobai's mobile phones.
After that, Pang Xiaobai didn't respond with a straight face and said nothing.
Ajie, on the other hand, told this morning that he was misunderstood by Party A because of this app last night.
The specific situation is this.At that time, Ajie was staying alone in the unit to work overtime on drawings. Then his father from Party A, the money manager of the brand department, called him to urge him and asked him why he was so slow. He had been off work for so long and still hadn't paid. picture.
Su Kejie slowly retouched the pictures while explaining that it wasn't that he was slow, but that he had too much work and couldn't handle it.
Then, just as Su Kejie said this, his cell phone alarm suddenly rang.
Originally, it was just a reminder alarm to remind Su Kejie to catch the subway. It turned out to be a normal ringtone.
But because of Su Kejie's cell phone, Ouyang Murphy secretly changed the alarm. As a result, when the alarm was prompted this time, it became the voice version of various girls, just like the situation Hu Qiang just encountered.
Then, Su Kejie was on the phone with Director Qian at the time, and the sounds of many different women screaming in bed made Director Qian misunderstand him, thinking that Su Kejie was not working at the unit, and secretly went to a nightclub to have fun.
As a result, the supervisor Qian, who also did not get off work and was also working overtime, was furious. He did not listen to Su Kejie's explanation and hung up the phone directly. Then he decisively chose to complain, which made Su Kejie confused.
"So." Ouyang Murphy said with a smile, "This alarm clock will definitely let you enjoy the feeling of being in a nightclub, surrounded by many beauties of different styles.
How is it, is it interesting, is it enjoyable? "
"Enjoy your size!" Hu Qiang frowned.
"Murphy! I'm not talking about you! What's the use of this thing you did?"
"Help people increase the number of complaints they receive?"
"Unlock the title of Madman?"
"Or die for Renshe?"
Ouyang Murphy lazily said: "Narrow-minded! Vulgar! This thing I designed can not only heal singles and create a personality that singles are favored by women, but also..."
"What else can I do?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
Ouyang Murphy smiled evilly: "It's okay, let the couple who already have a partner become single again!"
Hu Qiang suddenly became petrified and sluggish.
Soon, Hu Qiang sat up a little straighter, pushed up his glasses and sighed: "Murphy, you disappoint me so much!"
"Where is the disappointment?" Ouyang Murphy asked lazily.
Hu Qiangyi said sternly: "I'm disappointed that as a woman, you actually objectify and discriminate against women in this way? Are you ashamed of doing this?"
"One-sided!" Ouyang Murphy immediately replied, "My methods are more than this. If you don't believe me, shake your phone and turn on the sound."
Hu Qiang blinked, picked up his phone again, shook it gently, and turned on the sound.
Then a delicate man's voice suddenly came from the phone: "Honey, get up, darling, get up!"
After hearing this voice, Hu Qiang was stunned and subconsciously looked down.
Then, I found that the screen on my mobile phone actually changed into a big avatar of Pang Xiaobai wearing a black and white maid outfit and posing in a pretentious manner!
Seeing such an eye-catching picture and listening to such an ear-piercing voice, Hu Qiang suddenly had goosebumps all over his body. He shuddered subconsciously and then threw his phone on the table.
"What the hell, what the hell is this?"
Seeing Hu Qiang's frightened look, Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and said lazily: "How about it, don't you discriminate now?"
Hu Qiang shivered again.
Ouyang Murphy raised his chin and said, "I just thought you were shaking your head."
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy said with an indifferent expression: "Okay, I'll give you the results, enjoy it slowly! If there's nothing else, I'll go out first!"
After saying this, Ouyang Murphy jumped lightly off the table, and then left without caring about Hu Qiang's frightened face. (End of chapter)
To put it simply, you set a default alarm and it will sound ten seconds later.
Ten seconds later, a person wearing a maid outfit and a very cute expression suddenly appeared on the phone - Ouyang Murphy?
Well, it's just a big headshot of Ouyang Murphy wearing a maid outfit and pouting coquettishly, not a full-body photo.
It's just an image. The key is that the alarm clock also makes a cute girlish sound:
"Dear husband, it's time to get up! It's time to get up and kiss!"
Just when Hu Qiang was startled, his voice changed again, into that of an aunt:
"You damn kid, get up quickly! If you don't get up, I'll beat you!"
Then it turned into Sister Yu’s voice again:
"Hey, sweetheart, get up quickly. If you don't get up, I'm going to eat you!"
After that, women’s voices of different styles took turns.
Lolita style, girly style, royal sister style, young woman style, you name it.
The lines are also different, some are pure, some are dark, and some are pornographic, and they are also different.
Anyway, it feels like many women are calling you in turn, just like entering a nightclub and calling many princesses of different styles over and letting them take turns calling you.
Fortunately, he and Ouyang Murphy were the only ones in Hu Qiang's manager's office.
As long as there are a few more people, the community will die instantly!
"This, this, this!"
Hu Qiang was so frightened that he quickly pressed stop, but there was no response.
"Why can't you stop?"
Faced with Hu Qiang's question, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "This is the characteristic of this alarm clock. It must beep for at least 1 minute, and it cannot be stopped within 1 minute. It is guaranteed to make you excited!"
"Hey, you are so tall!"
Finding that he couldn't turn it off, Hu Qiang simply turned down the volume on his cell phone to the minimum and used physical means to eliminate the screams inside. Then he threw the phone on the desktop and looked at Ouyang Murphy, who was squinting and smiling, speechless.
"Murphy, are you, are you calling an alarm? You are obviously playing tricks!"
"You have so many women's voices in there. I don't know. If someone calls me, they think I went to a nightclub and called a lot of girls."
"Huh?" Ouyang Murphy's eyes lit up, "You've got the point, that's what Ajie said."
"Ajie?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "What does it have to do with Ajie?"
But soon, Hu Qiang reacted: "Oh, you mean, Ajie tried this app?"
"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile.
Hu Qiang frowned: "Ajie, under what circumstances did you use this alarm clock? It couldn't be in a crowded place like the subway, right? Isn't that really a social disaster?"
"Don't worry, it's not that serious." Ouyang Murphy hugged his knees with a smile, "Ajie tried it out last night when he was working overtime here. There was no one else around at the time."
"Oh, that's okay." Hu Qiang nodded.
But soon, Hu Qiang frowned again: "No, in that case, how do you know that Ajie also said that when he used this app, it was like entering a nightclub?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Of course it was early this morning. I asked Ajie how his experience was, and Ajie told me personally."
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy recounted the experience process she heard from Ajie.
It turned out that before Ouyang Murphy got off work yesterday, he deliberately used remote implantation to forcefully install and replace the alarm clocks on Ajie and Xiaobai's mobile phones.
After that, Pang Xiaobai didn't respond with a straight face and said nothing.
Ajie, on the other hand, told this morning that he was misunderstood by Party A because of this app last night.
The specific situation is this.At that time, Ajie was staying alone in the unit to work overtime on drawings. Then his father from Party A, the money manager of the brand department, called him to urge him and asked him why he was so slow. He had been off work for so long and still hadn't paid. picture.
Su Kejie slowly retouched the pictures while explaining that it wasn't that he was slow, but that he had too much work and couldn't handle it.
Then, just as Su Kejie said this, his cell phone alarm suddenly rang.
Originally, it was just a reminder alarm to remind Su Kejie to catch the subway. It turned out to be a normal ringtone.
But because of Su Kejie's cell phone, Ouyang Murphy secretly changed the alarm. As a result, when the alarm was prompted this time, it became the voice version of various girls, just like the situation Hu Qiang just encountered.
Then, Su Kejie was on the phone with Director Qian at the time, and the sounds of many different women screaming in bed made Director Qian misunderstand him, thinking that Su Kejie was not working at the unit, and secretly went to a nightclub to have fun.
As a result, the supervisor Qian, who also did not get off work and was also working overtime, was furious. He did not listen to Su Kejie's explanation and hung up the phone directly. Then he decisively chose to complain, which made Su Kejie confused.
"So." Ouyang Murphy said with a smile, "This alarm clock will definitely let you enjoy the feeling of being in a nightclub, surrounded by many beauties of different styles.
How is it, is it interesting, is it enjoyable? "
"Enjoy your size!" Hu Qiang frowned.
"Murphy! I'm not talking about you! What's the use of this thing you did?"
"Help people increase the number of complaints they receive?"
"Unlock the title of Madman?"
"Or die for Renshe?"
Ouyang Murphy lazily said: "Narrow-minded! Vulgar! This thing I designed can not only heal singles and create a personality that singles are favored by women, but also..."
"What else can I do?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
Ouyang Murphy smiled evilly: "It's okay, let the couple who already have a partner become single again!"
Hu Qiang suddenly became petrified and sluggish.
Soon, Hu Qiang sat up a little straighter, pushed up his glasses and sighed: "Murphy, you disappoint me so much!"
"Where is the disappointment?" Ouyang Murphy asked lazily.
Hu Qiangyi said sternly: "I'm disappointed that as a woman, you actually objectify and discriminate against women in this way? Are you ashamed of doing this?"
"One-sided!" Ouyang Murphy immediately replied, "My methods are more than this. If you don't believe me, shake your phone and turn on the sound."
Hu Qiang blinked, picked up his phone again, shook it gently, and turned on the sound.
Then a delicate man's voice suddenly came from the phone: "Honey, get up, darling, get up!"
After hearing this voice, Hu Qiang was stunned and subconsciously looked down.
Then, I found that the screen on my mobile phone actually changed into a big avatar of Pang Xiaobai wearing a black and white maid outfit and posing in a pretentious manner!
Seeing such an eye-catching picture and listening to such an ear-piercing voice, Hu Qiang suddenly had goosebumps all over his body. He shuddered subconsciously and then threw his phone on the table.
"What the hell, what the hell is this?"
Seeing Hu Qiang's frightened look, Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and said lazily: "How about it, don't you discriminate now?"
Hu Qiang shivered again.
Ouyang Murphy raised his chin and said, "I just thought you were shaking your head."
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy said with an indifferent expression: "Okay, I'll give you the results, enjoy it slowly! If there's nothing else, I'll go out first!"
After saying this, Ouyang Murphy jumped lightly off the table, and then left without caring about Hu Qiang's frightened face. (End of chapter)
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