Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 760: It’s your own fault and you will not live!
"Oh, Lanny, I'm not bragging to you! As for the projects you gave me before, I have completed them all with quality and quantity, and they all progressed smoothly."
"Also, I have prepared all the materials for the Multicultural Week project you want. Just put it in your mind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it!"
"But, regarding your son's project, which is about learning to speak Cantonese, about this, I went back and asked the people in charge, and it is true that there are no Cantonese people, and no one can speak Cantonese, so, I'm sorry, please be more patient."
After listening to Hu Qiang's continuous Northeast dialect, Lanni frowned: "Johnny, have you eaten too much chicken stewed with mushrooms? Why do you suddenly have the taste of big skin in your mouth when you talk?"
Hu Qiang was taken aback, blinked and smiled: "No, that's what, it's that, ah, Ten Thousand Beasts Supermarket!
Wanshou Hypermarket, aren’t they going to make that promotional poster recently? They also want a Northeastern dialect version of the advertisement. Let us also help think of lyrics.
So, recently I have been thinking about the advertisement slogans in Northeastern dialect all day long, and suddenly I have become so excited that I can’t stop myself.
But don’t worry, I’ll definitely fix it for you in two days! "
Hearing this, Lanni frowned and looked at Hu Qiang, then slammed the folder in his hand and put it in the filing cabinet.
After putting the documents away, Lanni walked over calmly and said: "Since you don't have any Cantonese people under your hands, let's forget about it.
Anyway, I also discovered that many supervisors are secretly learning Cantonese recently. It seems that everyone knows that the new Vice President Zhao is from Cantonese.
At this time, no matter how much others say in learning Cantonese, I will not have any first-mover advantage, but will still be laughed at.
By the way, Johnny, I heard that you have many talented people, very well-informed, and full of ideas.
So do you have any good ideas that I can use to shoot... well, make Vice President Zhao feel better about me?
Don’t worry, you are mine. If I become prosperous, your benefits will definitely be indispensable! "
Hearing what Lanny said, Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, then smiled and said: "Well, Lanny, since you said that, I must help you, after all, we are one of our own!
This, I think, is the so-called cat language and dog language. To different people, they have to say different things.
If the language doesn't work, it's better to try another aspect. "
Lanny nodded thoughtfully: "What about?"
Hu Qiang said: "For example, I heard that Vice President Zhao used to be a pig farmer, so you can see if you can start with pig farming and learn more..."
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang noticed that Lanni's face turned livid, and then he quickly stopped and said: "Of course, this method may not be suitable. When I go back and think about it slowly, I will definitely be able to come up with a good solution."
Lanny sighed: "Forget it, I don't blame you, after all, you tried your best."
Immediately afterwards, Lanny added: "Well, I have inquired and found out that Zhao Dezhu's mother is actually from Wuxi. Although Zhao Dezhu cannot speak Wuxi dialect, he can understand it.
By the way, do you have any people from Wuxi under you?
If so, call someone over quickly and teach me a few words in Wuxi dialect. "
Hu Qiang blinked and frowned: "Wuxi people? It seems that my subordinates... don't have any?"
Lanni narrowed his eyes, looked at Hu Qiang expressionlessly and said, "Really?"
"Of course it is." Hu Qiang nodded quickly.
Lanny raised his chin slightly and continued expressionlessly: "But how did I hear that Ouyang Murphy, your subordinate, is from Wuxi?"
"Really?" Hu Qiang immediately pretended to be surprised when he heard about it for the first time, "She is from Wuxi?"
"What, you don't know?" Lanni frowned and looked at Hu Qiang.
"Of course I don't know." Hu Qiang said immediately, "As you know, I have only taken over the Ministry of Emergency Affairs for more than half a year, and my authority is not enough. The personnel information I can see is only the most basic information.
Then, everyone usually communicates in Mandarin and does not speak dialects. Who knows who is from where?
Normally we don’t ask these questions intentionally.
Could it be that, Lanny, you know where all of your men are from? "
Lanny then nodded: "Yes."
"That's right." Hu Qiang nodded immediately.
"Okay, let's not talk about that." Lanni said, "Anyway, I asked from the human resources department. Among all the people under me, Ouyang Murphy from your department is from Wuxi.
In this case, she will definitely speak Wuxi dialect. You call her over and teach me a few words in Wuxi dialect. " Hu Qiang frowned: "Are you sure about this? "
"Of course!" Lanny said with a straight face, "What, do you have any objections?"
"No, how could I have any objections?" Hu Qiang said with a smile, "That's right, this Ouyang Murphy has a weird personality and is the biggest thorn in my department. She..."
"Okay!" Lanni interrupted Hu Qiang, "Anything with thorns or not, whether it is a dragon or an insect, you have to keep it in your lap when you come to me!
In this case, you call her over quickly and teach me a few Wuxi dialects. Go quickly! "
Hu Qiang blinked: "Lanny, you insist on this! If something happens, you can't blame me!"
"Go quickly!" Lanny glared at Hu Qiang.
Seeing that Lanni was so determined to flatter him and even dared to provoke Ouyang Murphy, Hu Qiang had no choice but to hold back his laughter and dialed Ouyang Murphy's number and asked her to come to Lanni's office quickly.
Soon, Ouyang Murphy rushed over in a hurry.
When Ouyang Murphy came over, Hu Qiang, who was waiting at the door of Lanny's office, was the first to greet her and told her Lanni's request in a low voice.
After listening to Hu Qiang's story, Ouyang Murphy immediately laughed: "So that's it, no problem, I promise to complete the task!"
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly became a lady, walked into Lanni's office with a smile, and sat down in the chair in front of Lanni's desk.
Of course, Hu Qiang quickly followed him and sat down, just in case.
Well, it can also be said to be watching a good show from a close distance.
When they saw Ouyang Murphy and Hu Qiang, they both sat down.
Lanny then clenched his fists on the table, showed a professional smile, and said to Ouyang Murphy: "Ouyang Murphy, has Manager Hu told you about calling you here this time?"
"I told you." Ouyang Murphy smiled very steadily and nodded. She looked very cooperative and professional, not unconventional at all.
"Very good!" Lanni smiled slightly, then quickly took out the pen and spread out the notebook, "Then you quickly teach me a few Wuxi words to say hello, and be more friendly!"
Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile: "No problem!"
Soon, Ouyang Murphy slowly said "idiot" to Lani in Wuxi dialect.
After Lanny read the Wuxi-flavored "Idiot", he immediately frowned: "It's interesting, what does this mean?"
Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "This is... your good intention."
"Ah, hello!" Lanny nodded immediately, "Yes, yes, very useful! I have to remember it!"
After saying that, Lanny began to immerse himself in taking notes.
That's called being serious and professional!
Hu Qiang, who was sitting nearby and watching silently, secretly took a look at Ouyang Murphy's face.
Although Hu Qiang couldn't understand Ouyang Murphy's Wuxi dialect.
But he understands Murphy!
One look at Ouyang Murphy's devilishly refreshing smile.
Hu Qiang knew it.
Lanny this time.
Bad luck!
Who can you turn to but Murphy?
Alas, it is your own fault and you will not live! (End of chapter)
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