Hu Qiang's Decision

Although there was a small accident in the elevator, fortunately, it was handled in time, so it did not delay Hu Qiang's work and he was not late.

Then, probably because he was taught a lesson by Fang Zhiheng in the elevator in the morning, and because he had three consecutive hand-to-hand fights last night, which depleted his energy, Hu Qiang spent the whole morning hiding in the manager's office fishing, basically not doing anything. Go out and cause trouble.

Maybe it was because he saw that Hu Qiang really didn't sleep well last night, so even Ouyang Murphy stopped quarreling with him every day, but let him go temporarily.

Well, in fact, others think that Ouyang Murphy feels sorry for Lao Hu, but Ouyang Murphy will never admit it.

However, without Hu Qiang's daily inspections and suppression, the atmosphere between Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie became increasingly tense.

The two of them are basically at odds now, and no one can persuade them.

What's more, everyone is very busy, and no one has time to persuade them.

In this way, time flew by and soon it was lunch time.

Since Hu Qiang was huddled on the sofa in the manager's room with his eyes closed as usual, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie did not interact with each other, so during lunch, it was Tang Haixing, Sha Lele, Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Murphy together.

It was quite lively when everyone ate together and chatted.

"Hey, hey, look at this post!" Jin Ruoyu said with a smile, holding the phone.

"It says, well, this colleague is single.

Once, on his way home, he saw a stray dog.

The single dog fell in love with the scene and took the stray dog ​​home.

Unexpectedly, if I was not careful, the stray dog ​​would jump out of the window and escape.

Only then did the single realize.

Not only girls dislike him.

Even dogs despise him!

Hahaha! Funny, right? "

"Hehehe." Sha Lele also laughed, "It's indeed interesting."

"That's not true." Jin Ruo said with a silly smile, "This little white-haired guy's post about black Ajie is really annoying!"

Just when Shalele was stunned.

Ouyang Murphy looked at the phone with a smile and said: "Hey, not only Xiaobai, but also Ajie was cruel.

Look at this post from Ajie.

My fat colleague comes from the Tire People, a peripheral organization of the Autobots.

The biggest difference between him and Starscream is that he is not only a pig, but also not famous! "

Just when Jin Ruoyu burst into laughter.

Ouyang Murphy continued to read the post with a smile:

“Not only is he big, he often messes up things, and he also likes to go crazy.

Most likely, his real idol is Bumblebee!

He thinks about doing great things all day long.

It's a pity that he is a Hercules.

Other than being big, it's useless.

He was often beaten violently and broken into six pieces.

Human flesh interpretation, six gods and no master!

Hahaha! "

After smiling, Ouyang Murphy couldn't help laughing and said: "Look, what Ajie wrote in this post is that Optimus Prime and Megatron are both experts, hahaha."

Shalele blinked Bulingbuling's big eyes and asked with a puzzled look: "But the posts are all anonymous. Teacher Ruoyu, Mr. Murphy, how do you know that those are Teacher Xiaobai and Ah?" What about the post written by Teacher Jie?

Wait, Mr. Murphy, have you hacked the forum? "

"Impossible!" Tang Haixing said quickly.

“This anonymous forum is created by our group’s professional team, using specialized supercomputers and the latest encryption technology!

It’s a super team!

No matter how powerful Murphy is, he is still one person and cannot fight against an entire super team.

I guess they must have guessed! "

Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, then asked Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Murphy: "Is it true?"

Ouyang Murphy nodded: "Yes, I have no interest in cracking this broken forum. We did make a guess."

"Is your guess so accurate?" Shalele asked in surprise.

"It's not wrong." Jin Ruoyu said with a smile, "It's really difficult to guess the anonymous posts on this forum. I guessed more than 200 of them correctly."

"Ah?" Sha Lele's eyes widened, "There are only more than 250 posts on the forum. Teacher Ruoyu, you actually guessed more than 200 posts?"

"How difficult is it?" Ouyang Murphy shrugged, "I can guess more than 180 of them, let alone Secretary Jin."

"Hahaha!" Jin Ruoyu suddenly looked at his phone and laughed, "Look, there are so many posts, many of which are posted in the middle of the night. It's like a night without sleep! It's almost turned into an online complaint conference!"

Ouyang Murphy curled his lips, looked at the anonymous forum on his phone, and said with disdain: "I believe there are anonymous forums in the world, except for Hu Tianzhen..."

Turning to look at Tang Haixing, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "It's you Tang Lanman!"

Tang Haixing was stunned, raised his head and looked at Ouyang Murphy with a frown, and opened his mouth, but still said nothing.

Because he knew very well that he couldn't win in a quarrel with Murphy.

It would be even worse if he won the fight, because Murphy couldn't afford to lose. Once he couldn't win the fight, he would take action directly.

He is a good man who doesn't fight with women, so naturally he won't be as knowledgeable as her.

Thinking of this, Tang Haixing took a deep breath, pretended that he couldn't hear it, and looked down at his phone again.

Seeing Tang Haixing shrinking back, Ouyang Murphy curled his lips in boredom, and then sighed:

"Hey, is there any way to help a middle-aged boy like Lao Hu grow up quickly?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile: "Hey, I have it!

Otherwise, I would post hundreds of posts about the boss in his name?

When the time comes, when he is called over by the leader and pressed to the ground for rubbing.

Then you will understand my good intentions, Dad!

In this way, he can grow up quickly and stop being so naive! "

"Ah?" Shalele's face changed drastically, "Mr. Murphy, you..."

"Don't worry!" Ouyang Murphy immediately said like a normal person, "I'm just saying casually, I won't be so cruel to Lao Hu.

After all, people as innocent as Lao Hu are rare nowadays. I haven’t had enough fun yet. It would be a pity to break it! "

Shalele sneered, not knowing what to say for a moment.

After a pause, Sha Lele no longer paid attention to Ouyang Murphy, but put his head in front of Jin Ruoyu and asked softly:

"Teacher Ruoyu, I still don't quite understand. If you don't rely on black technology, how do you determine who posted those anonymous posts?"

Jin Ruoyu smiled and explained: "It's very simple, four words, the words are like the person they are!

A person's personality traits will be reflected in his writing habits. As long as you observe carefully, it is not difficult to discover the person's true identity! "

Ouyang Murphy answered: "That's right! For example, you, Sha Lele, when chatting on WeChat, you especially like to post, haha ​​square array. As long as you see this, you will know it is you."

Shalele looked at the WeChat chat records between herself and her that Ouyang Murphy had retrieved. Especially when she saw the "haha square array" she posted, she immediately started laughing.

"That's it, hehehe, I understand!"

Jin Ruoyu smiled and continued to explain:

"Similarly, Ajie and Xiaobai also have their own special writing habits.

For example, Ajie hates circles, so he can never put a full stop.

The most commonly used punctuation marks in his posts are commas, pauses, and tildes! "

Ouyang Murphy explained:

"As for Xiaobai, he is a copywriter. For him, punctuation marks are not only a tool to break sentences, but also a weapon to express emotions."

Speaking of this, he called up Xiaobaifa's post, pointed at it and said: "Look, in Xiaobai's posts, he often uses exclamation points and question marks together, and the further back the post, the higher the emotion. When writing, exclamation points are used more and more! From these writing habits, you can tell who wrote it."

"I understand!" Sha Lele suddenly realized, "Just like big hotels have four-star and five-star ratings, Teacher Xiaobai's posts have four-star rating and five-star rating rating!"

"Yes, you learned it!" Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile.

"Oh, what's going on with you?" Tang Haixing frowned and said sadly.

"It's wrong for you to teach Lele these useless dregs all day long!"

"Anonymous forums should be used to post anonymously. If you trace the source like you do, what's the point of being anonymous?"

"If everyone were like you, who would be willing to talk freely about work and give opinions on anonymous forums in the future?"

Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention at all.

Jin Ruoyu replied with a straight face: "You are wrong! If you learn to analyze anonymous posts, you can learn a lot of useful information!"

"What about?" Tang Haixing asked with a frown.

Jin Ruoyu shook his head, lowered his head and found an anonymous post on his phone, then showed it to Tang Haixing and Sha Lele.

"For example, this post, "I met a time management guru in the toilet."

Tang Haixing and Sha Lele looked at the title of the post together.

Then Tang Haixing frowned and asked, "What then?"

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "Well, I'm sure, the person mentioned in the post must be a Neptune!"

Tang Haixing continued to frown and asked, "How do you know?"

Jin Ruoyu continued to smile: "You will know after reading it!"

Tang Haixing looked at Jin Ruoyu, then looked at the post again and started reading:

"I had a stomachache just now. When I went to the bathroom upstairs, I heard the brother next door playing a game of Lianmai with a girl, saying that he wanted to be friends.

After a while, another woman called and said that he stopped by the kindergarten to pick up her son after get off work. "

After reading this post, Tang Haixing immediately frowned and looked at Jin Ruoyu and said, "What do you need to say? I can tell that this person is a Neptune!"

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said to Tang Haixing: "But, not only can you tell that he is a sea king, but you can also guess who he is!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Haixing and Sha Lele were stunned for a moment, and then they read the post again.

Soon, Shalele asked: "How can we tell who this person is? There is no accurate information in it, so why can't we guess who this person is?"

"That's right!" Tang Haixing quickly said to Jin Ruoyu, "How did you guess it? It wasn't a random guess, was it?"

Before Jin Ruoyu spoke, Ouyang Murphy lazily answered the question:

"It's very simple. Playing friends is a Sichuan dialect, so this Neptune is probably from Sichuan.

She is married, loves to play games, and has a son who is in kindergarten, and he picks him up when he comes home from get off work.

This shows that he is unlikely to take the subway bus, but drives to get off work.

In addition, most of Wanshou's toilets have blocked mobile phone signals in order to prevent people from taking advantage of the situation. It is not possible to access the Internet or make or receive phone calls in the toilets.

Therefore, when you go to the toilet, your mobile phone still has a signal and can play games stably. This is a high-end toilet that can only be used by people at the department supervisor level or above. "

"Mu Cuo!" Jin Ruoyu nodded.

"Through this elimination, as far as I know, there are only three colleagues who meet the conditions!

One is on a business trip.

One is so busy working overtime every day that he doesn't like to play games.

The last one left is the only candidate, and he..."

"Who is it?" Tang Haixing and Sha Lele asked at the same time.

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "He is... Addison from the R&D Department!"

"Oh, that's it." Shalele smiled and nodded, "What an amazing reasoning!"

"Indeed." Tang Haixing nodded subconsciously.

But soon, Tang Haixing frowned and said, "Wait, no, no! What kind of reasoning is this?

Also, what are you guys thinking about at work? "

"Of course it's work." Jin Ruoyu said.

Immediately afterwards, Jin Ruoyu turned to Sha Lele and said: "It is important to work hard in the workplace, but it is useless if you only work hard.

Therefore, we must grasp the gossip information in real time, so as to help you get twice the result with half the effort!

Lele, this is all useful stuff for the workplace, and most people won’t be able to teach it! You have to study hard! "

"Yes, Teacher Ruoyu." Sha Lele nodded seriously, "I will study hard! Study seriously!"

Ouyang Murphy said: "So, as long as you analyze it carefully, you can know who the person mentioned in the post is and who posted it without any technical cracking."

Shalele blinked: "Dear Murphy, is it possible that you still know who this poster is?"

"Of course." Ouyang Murphy shrugged.

Upon hearing this, not only Tang Haixing and Sha Lele looked at her, but even Jin Ruoyu turned to look at Ouyang Murphy in surprise.

Realizing that everyone was looking at him, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "No nonsense, the person who posted this is...Lanny!"

"Huh? Lanni?" Shalele's eyes widened, "Mr. Lanni?"

Ouyang Murphy nodded.

"How do you know?" Jin Ruoyu was also surprised.

Ouyang Murphy smiled, pointed to the post on his phone and said, "The time of posting is 10:12 in the morning."

Everyone looked at the posting time, and then Jin Ruoyu asked: "What next?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled and said: "What a coincidence, someone in Lanni's department said that the computer was broken and asked me to repair it.

When I went to fix the computer, I happened to see Lanni frowning and running out of the office in a hurry, clutching his stomach.

At that time when he ran out the door, I happened to look at the time on the computer and it was 10:07.

Near Lanny's office, there happens to be a high-end toilet that can only be used by department heads and above.

It only takes less than two minutes to run from the office to the toilet.

And the way Lanny looked at that time, it would take at least five minutes to go to the toilet.

To sum up, Lanny is the most suspect.

Of course, this alone is not enough.

Coincidentally, I fixed the computer very quickly, around 10:15.

When I left, I was a little anxious and happened to go to the high-end toilet, and then I happened to see Addison from the R&D department coming out of it.

With that said, does Lanny become more suspicious? "

"That's true." Jin Ruoyu nodded, "Based on this, it's almost certain that it's Lani's fault!"

"Wait a minute!" Tang Haixing suddenly frowned and asked, "Aren't the senior toilets only accessible to department supervisors and above? How can you go there?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "What do you think?"

"Could it be that you changed the identification system on your work card?" Tang Haixing's eyes widened.

Ouyang Murphy shrugged, not bothering to explain at all.

"Interesting." Jin Ruo said with a silly smile, "I never thought that Lanni could still be like this! Is this dog eats dog?"

Ouyang Murphy said lazily: "In short, this thing tells us that there are no anonymous forums in the world, only naive foreign exchanges! Whoever believes in anonymity is the real fool!" (End of Chapter)