In Marvel's Kamen Rider Chronicle
Chapter 419 Cursing X Hundreds of Millions of People [Big Cup]
Chapter 419 Cursing X One Billion X Ten Billions [Big Cup]
The next day, after sleeping all night in the Avengers base, You Qi received a call from T'Challa. After hearing the news on the other end of the phone, You Qi grinned.
Then You Qi called Nick.
"Hey nigga, are you up?"
Curses suddenly came from the other end of the phone.
But You Qi interrupted before the other party could curse a few words: "Okay, okay! Shut up first and listen to me first.
The Wakanda criminal I caught has been recruited. Their leader is in a candy factory in Brooklyn. I sent you the address. You can have someone catch him. "
There was silence on the other end of the phone for three seconds and then he said, "Don't you want to go? If you go, the credit for this matter will be yours."
You Qi smiled again: "Well, although it is true, but rather than me taking the first credit, I would rather give this credit to the other force."
Nick became interested: "Oh? Do you want to...well, who do you want to give it to?"
Nick's first reaction was that You Qi was preparing to cultivate his own power, but when he thought about it carefully, this was not something You Qi could do.
If this damn brat had any intention of cultivating his own power, he would be able to laugh out of his dreams, and there would be no need for Hill to handle many things. It’s not that Hill is incompetent, it’s just that the super villains who are making trouble in this world don’t know how. What ability does Hill have? Hill only injected genetic medicine - the same genetic medicine as Nick - and his combat effectiveness is indeed not good.
If You Qi is willing to do things, it will be much easier for Nick.
But after thinking about it carefully, Nick knew it was impossible.
As expected, You Qi spoke: "The New York Police Department has a bad reputation recently, and many people feel that the New York Police Department is too incompetent. This kind of thinking cannot be allowed to continue to spread.
Therefore, I want the current New York Deputy Commissioner George Stacey to be in charge of this operation. "
really……
"Okay, okay, just do as you say."
Nick Fury rolled his only remaining eye, knowing that this brat didn't have that intention.
That's all, this is normal, otherwise I would have to wonder if this kid has been replaced.
That incident with the Skrulls didn't happen long ago.
One of the things Nick needs to deal with is capturing the Skrulls.
Well, it means gathering those who are willing to work for you, and directly killing those who are unwilling.
Aliens who can transform into other people are perfect for spies.
"Oh, by the way, there's one more thing. I'm afraid something might happen, so the captain will be transferred here. As for the Avengers over in Africa...
I'll get them back. "
Nick became interested: "Oh? Do you have relations with other countries in Africa?"
……
Nick looked at the Avengers coming over from the other side of the portal with a speechless expression, and then glanced at You Qi.
Turns out it means "bringing back" in a literal sense.
He thought...
Nothing more...
Nick Fury calmed down his expression and looked at Strange with a smile on his face: "Oh, Mr. Steve, right? May I ask where you are working now? Are you interested in changing your job?"
Strange watched Nick Fury's mouth twitch, then he shook his head with a formulaic smile on his face: "Not for the time being, I'm working hard to learn magic. I don't have time for the time being..."
Nick nodded. He couldn't continue the conversation. After all, Strange said it was "temporarily" and it would be too rude for him to continue to ask.
Nick then looked at You Qi and patted You Qi's shoulder with his hand: "I will arrange the captain's matters. If you say... um... that's fine, that's it. By the way, the one-year vacation you want is indeed I can give it to you, but..."
Nick said and threw a small notebook to You Qi with a smile on his face.
Well, it's a small booklet with a special agent certificate like Fobo's.
"Congratulations, you have been promoted. From today on, you are the captain of SHIELD's action team, and all front-line agent teams are responsible for you.
Just go and enjoy your vacation. "
You Qi was shocked: "What?! What did you fucking nigga say?! When did I agree to join your S.H.I.E.L.D.?!"
Nick Fury shrugged: "In fact, you have been the captain of S.H.I.E.L.D. since the last incident when the space carrier crashed. It's just that I didn't assign you a team member."
You Qi suddenly became angry: "Are you kidding?! Have you discussed this matter with me?! You are violating my freedom! You want me to work for you for the rest of my life!"
Nick spread his hands: "Maybe, but do you want it?"
You Qi directly threw the agent card that Nick threw to him on the ground: "Shit! Who would want such an idiot's job!"
Nick looked calm: "The captain has all the rights to be responsible for the dispatching, funding, tasks, logistics, etc. of the action team."
You Qi looked at Nick with a cold face: "You think I care about this?!"
Nick continued: "The captain also has a fixed monthly salary of 12 US dollars. He is assigned a house in Brooklyn, New York. There is also a year-end bonus at the end of each year. All kinds of transportation in SHIELD have the authority to dispatch."
You Qi was stunned for a moment and looked at Nick suspiciously: "What do you mean?"
This is clearly saying that once he agrees to be the commander-in-chief, he can be as greedy as he likes... Bah, are you accepting political donations?Am I that kind of person? !
Do you think I am such a sunny, cheerful, humble and polite upright beautiful boy? Am I the kind of person who would use SHIELD's privileges at will?
Nick: "Then you also have the access and ability to apply directly to the Special Operations Council for special funds."
You Qi was a little confused, and then he responded: "You mean... I can report to those politicians and ask for money?"
Nick nodded: "Well, that's right. Do you still refuse now?"
You Qi immediately laughed, not too dirty, picked up the small notebook on the ground and said with a smile: "Oh, you are really good at reading people!
This position is a perfect fit for me. "
The corners of the mouths of the African Avengers coming from the portal twitched.
……
After Nick Fury left, Strange left too.
After all, he is someone who has been on space adventures with You Qi, so he is still willing to listen to You Qi's request for help.
But he wasn't very familiar with the others.
So he slipped away and had a date with Christine today.
It's just that Christine has been away from home every night recently. She seems to be cooperating with the Spider-Woman who wanders around New York every night to fight crime openly and covertly.
What can Strange do about this?Of course I just let it go.
Anyway, Christine has the ability to enter the mirror world, and the monster in the mirror is not her opponent easily.
So Strange wasn't worried.
Really want to say...
In fact, he can't beat Christine...
"Snapped"
After shaking fists with Ant-Man Scott, You Qi looked at Rhodes, Sam and the others: "Go back first and tell me what happened."
At the Avengers base, You Qi looked at Ant-Man Scott and others with a constipated look on his face: "Are you sick? Don't you know who those CIA people are? They actually traveled thousands of miles to rescue them?"
Scott lowered his head and sighed, but Hawkeye Barton shook his head and said: "You can't say that, after all, they belong to our country..."
"Shut up!" You Qi said, flashing the ID in his hand, "Come to think of it, I'm your boss now."
Hawkeye and Natasha suddenly looked constipated.
this……
It really is……
Although Hawkeye and Natasha are an elite agent team directly under the jurisdiction of Nick Fury, in terms of rank...
Captain You Qi is really their superior.
You Qi looked at the two of them angrily and said, "Those bitches made such a big mess in other countries, and they asked you to rescue them...
Shame on you? "
Well, to put it simply, what happened this time was that the secret operations of the CIA in that African country were exposed. Those agents were caught and then approached Nick Fury to ask for help. Nick Fury approached Tony, and Tony asked The Avengers went to help.
To be honest, they actually didn't know what those agents did, and they only learned about it after they went there.
But it was precisely after understanding that a normally talkative guy like Scott was speechless.
You Qi looked at the people in front of him with disdain: "You are really good. Those scum go to other countries to cause trouble. If you are asked to save them, go and save them. The Avengers is an organization that I first discussed with Tony to fight against those scum." Those gentlemen who only know how to use others and gather strength end up rushing to be dogs for those fat-headed and big-eared politicians."
"Hmm." Captain America, who had been listening silently, coughed.
He felt that You Qi's words were a bit excessive.
You Qi curled his lips: "Captain, don't cough, you're not very good at this either."
Captain America was confused: "Huh? I was opposed to going there directly at first. I was prepared to investigate first before making a decision!"
You Qi looked at Captain America with a pair of dead fish eyes: "Oh? Really? How come I heard that you hurriedly wanted to send someone to rescue after knowing that Bucky was trapped in Nyala?" Captain America suddenly had a look on his face. Embarrassed, Bucky with a steel arm also lowered his head.
You Qi would not let Bucky go just because he bowed his head. He scolded him directly: "You are stupid too. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Atonement, right? You have killed many targets while working for Hydra over the years, so you think You need to atone for your sins, right?
Then can you use your brain to atone for your sins?Do you save these people who are causing trouble in other countries and let them continue to cause trouble in other countries? "
Bucky lowered his head and dared not speak.
Banner came over to dissuade him: "Don't say that orders are given by those at the top, and those at the lowest level execute the orders..."
You Qi glared at Banner: "I haven't talked about you yet, doctor! You are also a highly educated person! Why are you still so impulsive in doing things?! What is the difference between what you did this time and Hulk? Just rush over and prepare regardless. Save people?!”
Banner looked ashamed, his inner Hulk persona patting his belly and laughing.
You Qi put his hands on his hips and looked at the Avengers in front of him. Hope, forget it. Scott just needs to scold him, but Hope should stop scolding.
In short, You Qi scolded him in the Avengers lobby for more than 20 minutes.
After finally finishing his scolding, You Qi picked up a water glass, took a sip of water and sighed: "I have only been out for less than half a month, and so many things have happened...
I really can’t believe that if I go out for a year and a half, the Avengers team will be recruited by those politicians. "
This once again made these Avengers look ashamed.
You Qi shook his head, and then took out a satellite phone number that Nick Fury left for You Qi when he left.
"Hello, who is it?"
You Qi leaned on the sofa and crossed his legs: "I am the new captain of SHIELD. Ask your boss to come and talk to me."
The position of captain of SHIELD has always been available, but it has been vacant before. Nick did not tell You Qi about this first and then arrange it for You Qi.
This nigger always likes to kill first and show off later.
So after You Qi saw this small notebook, he knew that Nick, the bastard, had completed the process, and he already had a precise position in SHIELD's internal network.
So when he calls now, the other party's response must be...
"Okay, please wait a moment for me to check..."
"Crackling" sound of typing on the keyboard.
"Oh, it's Mr. You Qi, right?"
You Qi sighed, and sure enough it was already on record: "That's right, it's me."
"Okay, please wait a moment. The director of the special committee is here for you."
"What? Director? Who do you look down on?! Get me the chairman of the committee!"
"Um...but the authority shown here is connected to Director Pete."
"Director Peter?" You Qi frowned, then sighed and said, "Okay, take it from me."
He didn't want to embarrass a young lady who answered the phone.
What's more, the young lady's voice is so sweet.
After the call was connected, You Qi said in the stunned eyes of the SHIELD agents:
"This action of our Avengers resulted in the casualties of more than 100 members, the loss of a thousand sets of special equipment, as well as the loss of various firearms, ammunition, metals and other materials. What are you going to do with these losses?"
Committee Director Pete on the other end of the phone was confused: "What? Loss... you... aren't you an agent of SHIELD?! Or the captain..."
You Qi held the phone and roared: "I am the captain of SHIELD, so I can't have a part-time job, right?! Which law in our country says that the captain of SHIELD is not allowed to work part-time! Huh? Tell me!
In addition, the person who gave me this number was Director Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. If you have anything to say to them, I will ask you now, what should we do if we have lost so much material in this operation?
Give me an approval of 100 billion first, immediately.immediately!I'm going to see the money arrive tomorrow! "
After saying that, You Qi hung up the heavy satellite phone and pulled out the battery inside.
Then he crossed his legs and leaned on the sofa and whistled comfortably.
Looking at the dumbfounded expressions on the faces of Hawkeye, Natasha, Captain America and other members, You Qi frowned: "What's wrong? You have already taken action, why don't you allow me to redeem it?" Any loss?"
Ant-Man Scott and Sam, Rod shook his head repeatedly.
Captain America indeed raised his forehead and said to You Qi: "What you do is very Nick-like, but there is no way you can get this money."
You Qi: "I know, my goal is not money."
Captain America was confused: "Then what do you want to do?"
You Qi grinned: "That old bastard Nick deceived me so badly, can I make him feel better?"
Captain America immediately understood that the result of You Qi's phone call just now must have been an inquiry, but You Qi pulled out the battery, so who could the committee find...
Isn't it just Nick...
"Okay, are you leaving? If not, let's continue talking about your rescue of more than 100 CIA agents this time, which led to the rescue of you yourself who were trapped?"
"Ah, I suddenly remembered that my daughter's birthday is more than 200 days away. I have to prepare my daughter's birthday gift..." Ant-Man Scott suddenly ran away with a sneer on his face.
"I'll help you choose! I'll help you choose!" Hope continued to agree, no matter how outrageous the reason was.
After that, everyone else left without a trace, and only Captain America stayed here.
On the contrary, before leaving, Hawkeye and Natasha muttered something like, "You Qi, this damn brat, is acting more and more like Nick. It's true that those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black."
Of course, the original words are definitely not this, but the meaning is this.
In less than 10 minutes, the cell phone rang.
You Qi answered the phone and turned his ear away.
Listening to Nick Fury's crazy roar on the phone, You Qi curled his lips.
After a long while, You Qi felt unhappy and said: "Hey, hey, hey! If I didn't become the captain of a bastard like you, I would have to do things for you!
I am one of the founders of the Avengers team!
If I were to start a company, I would be the veteran!Do you understand, elders? !
Did you ask the captain to take them to that shabby place in Africa to save people with my permission this time?
What?Tony agreed?Then you definitely didn’t tell Tony the whole story. If I told Tony that the reason those agents were being hunted down like crazy was because of the bad things they did in other countries... guess what Tony’s reaction would be?
Hum, do you understand now?You must give me this compensation.
What? !Just [-] million? !
You sent beggars away!
My brothers have followed me through life and death to save people, so why don’t you give me [-] million? !
Don't worry about me not going through this operation, just tell me whether you'll pay me or not!
no!At least 20 billion!
Not giving? !
Okay, then I'll go find Tony.
No, no!Five hundred million is too little!They are all my beloved relatives, friends, brothers and sisters!I’m tired of logging. I know I’m tired of logging!
Hmm...then one billion, this is my bottom line, you know? !
If you disagree I'll go find Tony! "
Hanging up the phone happily, You Qi looked at Captain America's wrinkled face and pouted: "What are you looking at? Isn't this also for you?
When the money arrives, each person will have 100 million, and the excess will be deposited into the Avengers team's capital pool. "
Captain America looked at You Qi and was completely speechless.
For a long time, he just sighed "Alas".
……
On the other side, Nick Fury hung up the phone with a grin.
There's something about this brat, but not much.
He pulled out his satellite phone and dialed a number.
"Hey, it's me, the conversation failed, 100 billion, not a penny less.
What?You ask me why I failed?
Then why don't you ask those damn losers who go on missions in other countries why they need to be rescued?
disagree?If you don't agree, I will make this matter public.
Haha, are you threatening me?Okay, let's see. "
After speaking, Nick hung up the phone and started counting down.
A minute later, the satellite phone rang.
"Hey, isn't this the chairman of the committee?
How did you figure it out?
You don't have that much money?
It's not my business? !
If you don’t give me any money, I’ll let that brat make everything you do public!See if I dare!
What a bunch of bastards!What he did was disgraceful and he didn’t even know he was being caught!
Who do they think they are? !
If you really have no money, can't you go to the Minister of Finance and cut the funds for those losers in half?Wouldn’t that be more than 100 billion?Do you want me to teach you this kind of thing? ! "
After hanging up the phone, Nick Fury grinned.
With the brat You Qi here, he should have no shortage of excuses to ask for money in the future.
Just ...
Thinking about what he had just been scolded about, Nick sighed.
This kid... is a double-edged sword...
Today, T1 is completely a Tsar and his 4 sand soldiers. Dafei has more than 2 output, and none of the others have 2. The damage makes me laugh to death.JD.com is indeed still the king, but it also knows its opponents too well.There are two promotion places for tomorrow's game, come on JD! [PS: The Swiss round is indeed better than the previous format. I have no interest in talking about the previous group stage. 】[ps199.5: I wrote 5000+ words in this chapter of 200 today. If I break 200 million, I’ll be happy~ Generally speaking, there will be a celebration if I break one million. I’ll just throw myself into the street, so let’s forget about the celebration, or... or... Celebrate my 2333 million word break for one day? [-]】
(End of this chapter)
The next day, after sleeping all night in the Avengers base, You Qi received a call from T'Challa. After hearing the news on the other end of the phone, You Qi grinned.
Then You Qi called Nick.
"Hey nigga, are you up?"
Curses suddenly came from the other end of the phone.
But You Qi interrupted before the other party could curse a few words: "Okay, okay! Shut up first and listen to me first.
The Wakanda criminal I caught has been recruited. Their leader is in a candy factory in Brooklyn. I sent you the address. You can have someone catch him. "
There was silence on the other end of the phone for three seconds and then he said, "Don't you want to go? If you go, the credit for this matter will be yours."
You Qi smiled again: "Well, although it is true, but rather than me taking the first credit, I would rather give this credit to the other force."
Nick became interested: "Oh? Do you want to...well, who do you want to give it to?"
Nick's first reaction was that You Qi was preparing to cultivate his own power, but when he thought about it carefully, this was not something You Qi could do.
If this damn brat had any intention of cultivating his own power, he would be able to laugh out of his dreams, and there would be no need for Hill to handle many things. It’s not that Hill is incompetent, it’s just that the super villains who are making trouble in this world don’t know how. What ability does Hill have? Hill only injected genetic medicine - the same genetic medicine as Nick - and his combat effectiveness is indeed not good.
If You Qi is willing to do things, it will be much easier for Nick.
But after thinking about it carefully, Nick knew it was impossible.
As expected, You Qi spoke: "The New York Police Department has a bad reputation recently, and many people feel that the New York Police Department is too incompetent. This kind of thinking cannot be allowed to continue to spread.
Therefore, I want the current New York Deputy Commissioner George Stacey to be in charge of this operation. "
really……
"Okay, okay, just do as you say."
Nick Fury rolled his only remaining eye, knowing that this brat didn't have that intention.
That's all, this is normal, otherwise I would have to wonder if this kid has been replaced.
That incident with the Skrulls didn't happen long ago.
One of the things Nick needs to deal with is capturing the Skrulls.
Well, it means gathering those who are willing to work for you, and directly killing those who are unwilling.
Aliens who can transform into other people are perfect for spies.
"Oh, by the way, there's one more thing. I'm afraid something might happen, so the captain will be transferred here. As for the Avengers over in Africa...
I'll get them back. "
Nick became interested: "Oh? Do you have relations with other countries in Africa?"
……
Nick looked at the Avengers coming over from the other side of the portal with a speechless expression, and then glanced at You Qi.
Turns out it means "bringing back" in a literal sense.
He thought...
Nothing more...
Nick Fury calmed down his expression and looked at Strange with a smile on his face: "Oh, Mr. Steve, right? May I ask where you are working now? Are you interested in changing your job?"
Strange watched Nick Fury's mouth twitch, then he shook his head with a formulaic smile on his face: "Not for the time being, I'm working hard to learn magic. I don't have time for the time being..."
Nick nodded. He couldn't continue the conversation. After all, Strange said it was "temporarily" and it would be too rude for him to continue to ask.
Nick then looked at You Qi and patted You Qi's shoulder with his hand: "I will arrange the captain's matters. If you say... um... that's fine, that's it. By the way, the one-year vacation you want is indeed I can give it to you, but..."
Nick said and threw a small notebook to You Qi with a smile on his face.
Well, it's a small booklet with a special agent certificate like Fobo's.
"Congratulations, you have been promoted. From today on, you are the captain of SHIELD's action team, and all front-line agent teams are responsible for you.
Just go and enjoy your vacation. "
You Qi was shocked: "What?! What did you fucking nigga say?! When did I agree to join your S.H.I.E.L.D.?!"
Nick Fury shrugged: "In fact, you have been the captain of S.H.I.E.L.D. since the last incident when the space carrier crashed. It's just that I didn't assign you a team member."
You Qi suddenly became angry: "Are you kidding?! Have you discussed this matter with me?! You are violating my freedom! You want me to work for you for the rest of my life!"
Nick spread his hands: "Maybe, but do you want it?"
You Qi directly threw the agent card that Nick threw to him on the ground: "Shit! Who would want such an idiot's job!"
Nick looked calm: "The captain has all the rights to be responsible for the dispatching, funding, tasks, logistics, etc. of the action team."
You Qi looked at Nick with a cold face: "You think I care about this?!"
Nick continued: "The captain also has a fixed monthly salary of 12 US dollars. He is assigned a house in Brooklyn, New York. There is also a year-end bonus at the end of each year. All kinds of transportation in SHIELD have the authority to dispatch."
You Qi was stunned for a moment and looked at Nick suspiciously: "What do you mean?"
This is clearly saying that once he agrees to be the commander-in-chief, he can be as greedy as he likes... Bah, are you accepting political donations?Am I that kind of person? !
Do you think I am such a sunny, cheerful, humble and polite upright beautiful boy? Am I the kind of person who would use SHIELD's privileges at will?
Nick: "Then you also have the access and ability to apply directly to the Special Operations Council for special funds."
You Qi was a little confused, and then he responded: "You mean... I can report to those politicians and ask for money?"
Nick nodded: "Well, that's right. Do you still refuse now?"
You Qi immediately laughed, not too dirty, picked up the small notebook on the ground and said with a smile: "Oh, you are really good at reading people!
This position is a perfect fit for me. "
The corners of the mouths of the African Avengers coming from the portal twitched.
……
After Nick Fury left, Strange left too.
After all, he is someone who has been on space adventures with You Qi, so he is still willing to listen to You Qi's request for help.
But he wasn't very familiar with the others.
So he slipped away and had a date with Christine today.
It's just that Christine has been away from home every night recently. She seems to be cooperating with the Spider-Woman who wanders around New York every night to fight crime openly and covertly.
What can Strange do about this?Of course I just let it go.
Anyway, Christine has the ability to enter the mirror world, and the monster in the mirror is not her opponent easily.
So Strange wasn't worried.
Really want to say...
In fact, he can't beat Christine...
"Snapped"
After shaking fists with Ant-Man Scott, You Qi looked at Rhodes, Sam and the others: "Go back first and tell me what happened."
At the Avengers base, You Qi looked at Ant-Man Scott and others with a constipated look on his face: "Are you sick? Don't you know who those CIA people are? They actually traveled thousands of miles to rescue them?"
Scott lowered his head and sighed, but Hawkeye Barton shook his head and said: "You can't say that, after all, they belong to our country..."
"Shut up!" You Qi said, flashing the ID in his hand, "Come to think of it, I'm your boss now."
Hawkeye and Natasha suddenly looked constipated.
this……
It really is……
Although Hawkeye and Natasha are an elite agent team directly under the jurisdiction of Nick Fury, in terms of rank...
Captain You Qi is really their superior.
You Qi looked at the two of them angrily and said, "Those bitches made such a big mess in other countries, and they asked you to rescue them...
Shame on you? "
Well, to put it simply, what happened this time was that the secret operations of the CIA in that African country were exposed. Those agents were caught and then approached Nick Fury to ask for help. Nick Fury approached Tony, and Tony asked The Avengers went to help.
To be honest, they actually didn't know what those agents did, and they only learned about it after they went there.
But it was precisely after understanding that a normally talkative guy like Scott was speechless.
You Qi looked at the people in front of him with disdain: "You are really good. Those scum go to other countries to cause trouble. If you are asked to save them, go and save them. The Avengers is an organization that I first discussed with Tony to fight against those scum." Those gentlemen who only know how to use others and gather strength end up rushing to be dogs for those fat-headed and big-eared politicians."
"Hmm." Captain America, who had been listening silently, coughed.
He felt that You Qi's words were a bit excessive.
You Qi curled his lips: "Captain, don't cough, you're not very good at this either."
Captain America was confused: "Huh? I was opposed to going there directly at first. I was prepared to investigate first before making a decision!"
You Qi looked at Captain America with a pair of dead fish eyes: "Oh? Really? How come I heard that you hurriedly wanted to send someone to rescue after knowing that Bucky was trapped in Nyala?" Captain America suddenly had a look on his face. Embarrassed, Bucky with a steel arm also lowered his head.
You Qi would not let Bucky go just because he bowed his head. He scolded him directly: "You are stupid too. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Atonement, right? You have killed many targets while working for Hydra over the years, so you think You need to atone for your sins, right?
Then can you use your brain to atone for your sins?Do you save these people who are causing trouble in other countries and let them continue to cause trouble in other countries? "
Bucky lowered his head and dared not speak.
Banner came over to dissuade him: "Don't say that orders are given by those at the top, and those at the lowest level execute the orders..."
You Qi glared at Banner: "I haven't talked about you yet, doctor! You are also a highly educated person! Why are you still so impulsive in doing things?! What is the difference between what you did this time and Hulk? Just rush over and prepare regardless. Save people?!”
Banner looked ashamed, his inner Hulk persona patting his belly and laughing.
You Qi put his hands on his hips and looked at the Avengers in front of him. Hope, forget it. Scott just needs to scold him, but Hope should stop scolding.
In short, You Qi scolded him in the Avengers lobby for more than 20 minutes.
After finally finishing his scolding, You Qi picked up a water glass, took a sip of water and sighed: "I have only been out for less than half a month, and so many things have happened...
I really can’t believe that if I go out for a year and a half, the Avengers team will be recruited by those politicians. "
This once again made these Avengers look ashamed.
You Qi shook his head, and then took out a satellite phone number that Nick Fury left for You Qi when he left.
"Hello, who is it?"
You Qi leaned on the sofa and crossed his legs: "I am the new captain of SHIELD. Ask your boss to come and talk to me."
The position of captain of SHIELD has always been available, but it has been vacant before. Nick did not tell You Qi about this first and then arrange it for You Qi.
This nigger always likes to kill first and show off later.
So after You Qi saw this small notebook, he knew that Nick, the bastard, had completed the process, and he already had a precise position in SHIELD's internal network.
So when he calls now, the other party's response must be...
"Okay, please wait a moment for me to check..."
"Crackling" sound of typing on the keyboard.
"Oh, it's Mr. You Qi, right?"
You Qi sighed, and sure enough it was already on record: "That's right, it's me."
"Okay, please wait a moment. The director of the special committee is here for you."
"What? Director? Who do you look down on?! Get me the chairman of the committee!"
"Um...but the authority shown here is connected to Director Pete."
"Director Peter?" You Qi frowned, then sighed and said, "Okay, take it from me."
He didn't want to embarrass a young lady who answered the phone.
What's more, the young lady's voice is so sweet.
After the call was connected, You Qi said in the stunned eyes of the SHIELD agents:
"This action of our Avengers resulted in the casualties of more than 100 members, the loss of a thousand sets of special equipment, as well as the loss of various firearms, ammunition, metals and other materials. What are you going to do with these losses?"
Committee Director Pete on the other end of the phone was confused: "What? Loss... you... aren't you an agent of SHIELD?! Or the captain..."
You Qi held the phone and roared: "I am the captain of SHIELD, so I can't have a part-time job, right?! Which law in our country says that the captain of SHIELD is not allowed to work part-time! Huh? Tell me!
In addition, the person who gave me this number was Director Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. If you have anything to say to them, I will ask you now, what should we do if we have lost so much material in this operation?
Give me an approval of 100 billion first, immediately.immediately!I'm going to see the money arrive tomorrow! "
After saying that, You Qi hung up the heavy satellite phone and pulled out the battery inside.
Then he crossed his legs and leaned on the sofa and whistled comfortably.
Looking at the dumbfounded expressions on the faces of Hawkeye, Natasha, Captain America and other members, You Qi frowned: "What's wrong? You have already taken action, why don't you allow me to redeem it?" Any loss?"
Ant-Man Scott and Sam, Rod shook his head repeatedly.
Captain America indeed raised his forehead and said to You Qi: "What you do is very Nick-like, but there is no way you can get this money."
You Qi: "I know, my goal is not money."
Captain America was confused: "Then what do you want to do?"
You Qi grinned: "That old bastard Nick deceived me so badly, can I make him feel better?"
Captain America immediately understood that the result of You Qi's phone call just now must have been an inquiry, but You Qi pulled out the battery, so who could the committee find...
Isn't it just Nick...
"Okay, are you leaving? If not, let's continue talking about your rescue of more than 100 CIA agents this time, which led to the rescue of you yourself who were trapped?"
"Ah, I suddenly remembered that my daughter's birthday is more than 200 days away. I have to prepare my daughter's birthday gift..." Ant-Man Scott suddenly ran away with a sneer on his face.
"I'll help you choose! I'll help you choose!" Hope continued to agree, no matter how outrageous the reason was.
After that, everyone else left without a trace, and only Captain America stayed here.
On the contrary, before leaving, Hawkeye and Natasha muttered something like, "You Qi, this damn brat, is acting more and more like Nick. It's true that those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black."
Of course, the original words are definitely not this, but the meaning is this.
In less than 10 minutes, the cell phone rang.
You Qi answered the phone and turned his ear away.
Listening to Nick Fury's crazy roar on the phone, You Qi curled his lips.
After a long while, You Qi felt unhappy and said: "Hey, hey, hey! If I didn't become the captain of a bastard like you, I would have to do things for you!
I am one of the founders of the Avengers team!
If I were to start a company, I would be the veteran!Do you understand, elders? !
Did you ask the captain to take them to that shabby place in Africa to save people with my permission this time?
What?Tony agreed?Then you definitely didn’t tell Tony the whole story. If I told Tony that the reason those agents were being hunted down like crazy was because of the bad things they did in other countries... guess what Tony’s reaction would be?
Hum, do you understand now?You must give me this compensation.
What? !Just [-] million? !
You sent beggars away!
My brothers have followed me through life and death to save people, so why don’t you give me [-] million? !
Don't worry about me not going through this operation, just tell me whether you'll pay me or not!
no!At least 20 billion!
Not giving? !
Okay, then I'll go find Tony.
No, no!Five hundred million is too little!They are all my beloved relatives, friends, brothers and sisters!I’m tired of logging. I know I’m tired of logging!
Hmm...then one billion, this is my bottom line, you know? !
If you disagree I'll go find Tony! "
Hanging up the phone happily, You Qi looked at Captain America's wrinkled face and pouted: "What are you looking at? Isn't this also for you?
When the money arrives, each person will have 100 million, and the excess will be deposited into the Avengers team's capital pool. "
Captain America looked at You Qi and was completely speechless.
For a long time, he just sighed "Alas".
……
On the other side, Nick Fury hung up the phone with a grin.
There's something about this brat, but not much.
He pulled out his satellite phone and dialed a number.
"Hey, it's me, the conversation failed, 100 billion, not a penny less.
What?You ask me why I failed?
Then why don't you ask those damn losers who go on missions in other countries why they need to be rescued?
disagree?If you don't agree, I will make this matter public.
Haha, are you threatening me?Okay, let's see. "
After speaking, Nick hung up the phone and started counting down.
A minute later, the satellite phone rang.
"Hey, isn't this the chairman of the committee?
How did you figure it out?
You don't have that much money?
It's not my business? !
If you don’t give me any money, I’ll let that brat make everything you do public!See if I dare!
What a bunch of bastards!What he did was disgraceful and he didn’t even know he was being caught!
Who do they think they are? !
If you really have no money, can't you go to the Minister of Finance and cut the funds for those losers in half?Wouldn’t that be more than 100 billion?Do you want me to teach you this kind of thing? ! "
After hanging up the phone, Nick Fury grinned.
With the brat You Qi here, he should have no shortage of excuses to ask for money in the future.
Just ...
Thinking about what he had just been scolded about, Nick sighed.
This kid... is a double-edged sword...
Today, T1 is completely a Tsar and his 4 sand soldiers. Dafei has more than 2 output, and none of the others have 2. The damage makes me laugh to death.JD.com is indeed still the king, but it also knows its opponents too well.There are two promotion places for tomorrow's game, come on JD! [PS: The Swiss round is indeed better than the previous format. I have no interest in talking about the previous group stage. 】[ps199.5: I wrote 5000+ words in this chapter of 200 today. If I break 200 million, I’ll be happy~ Generally speaking, there will be a celebration if I break one million. I’ll just throw myself into the street, so let’s forget about the celebration, or... or... Celebrate my 2333 million word break for one day? [-]】
(End of this chapter)
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