After making a wish, financial freedom

Chapter 117 Holy Fire Meow Meow Teaching

The big white cat began to tell its story——

"You see, the ancestor of our cats is the little ancient cat. At that time, we were also invincible among small and medium-sized carnivorous animals. Later, we differentiated into modern cats and close relatives such as tigers and lions."

"Later, that is, you people learned to farm and produce a lot of food. The accumulation of food will attract swarms of mice, and the delicacy of mice will naturally attract us."

"You humans are not good at solving the rat problem, but we are good at it, so from the very beginning, when we lived with you, we were combined because of the usefulness of each other..."

"Later, you humans felt lonely again and needed our cats as companions. We provided emotional value, and you also provided food and shelter. This is a fair deal..."

That's right, it seems that cats never think of people as their masters like dogs, but at most as companions.

The big white cat continues——

"In the ancient Egyptians, humans canonized the first cat god in our cat world, named Buster, do you know her?"

Li Zhuo really didn't understand Egyptian mythology, so he replied:
"I've never heard of it. I'm ignorant. I only know that there are cat mummies in Egypt. Well, they were probably taken by Europeans as longevity medicine in the 19th century."

Dabai Meow suddenly yelled:

"So dogs like humans are much more hateful than dogs..."

Li Zhuo interrupted again:

"At that time, the group of European barbarians also ate Egyptian mummies, and that's how many mummies disappeared..."

The big white cat fell silent, and continued after a pause:
"She is the queen of all cats, the daughter of the sun god. She protects all cats and observes the world through cats. She is powerful and omniscient..."

Li Zhuo interjected:
"It's all myths and legends, illusory and unreliable. Cats have to believe in science and not in superstition..."

The big white cat laughed and said:

"You people are also quite strange. Obviously most of them believe in religion, but let us not have faith. Is this a stupid cat strategy?"

Li Zhuo was at a loss for words, too, how many believers are there in the world's three major religions?

"...Then you continue."

"Bastet was made a cat god. At that time, the Egyptian pharaohs would kneel down to worship it. There were countless delicacies to eat... Meow, I can't enjoy the meat, and the fish and shrimp are constantly worshiped..."

Li Zhuo:? ? ? ?

How do you feel that this guy is a foodie.

Big White Meow continued:
"In the past, the cat world thought that the top delicacy was rat meat. After living with humans, the top delicacy has changed many times, including bird meat, cooked small dried fish, tender and juicy chicken, and grilled beef. Brains, wait..., meow~, my saliva is flowing out."

This guy is really a foodie!
"By the way, among these, I think the dried fish is the most delicious..."

"...But, I never expected it! In modern times, there is a kind of stuff called canned cat food. My God, it is rich in juice, delicious, mixed with a variety of meat, rich in nutrition, so delicious, and overturned the ancestor of cats. The wisdom and understanding passed down by the cat clan in 2000 has become the number one gourmet food in the cat world."

"Accompanied by this, in the field of cat snacks, cat strips mixed with catnip appeared, which subverted all small snacks again. After eating it, you will feel like you are in heaven, and you will enjoy immortality forever, and your life will be equal to the sky..."

This guy must have watched "The Deer and Ding Tale"!
The big white cat continued:

"Unfortunately, this kind of delicious canned cat food and cat strips are limited in supply. No matter how cute you are, you can't eat many of them. Even some brothers and sisters in remote areas have never tasted them in their lives..."

It doesn't seem like a big deal if you haven't eaten canned cats and cat strips, right?Li Zhuo thought.

The big white cat continued:
"...Therefore, with a heart of compassion and enlightenment, I hope to relieve the pain, misfortune and hunger of all the cats in the cat world. The life of eating canned cat food and cat strips..."

Good guy, this cat still has a benevolent heart and wants to save all living beings.

This is a Buddha cat.

Having said this, the big white cat looked around, and after confirming that there was no one there, it became mysterious and said to Li Zhuo:

"...Last night, maybe I was thinking about it during the day and dreaming about it at night. When I was dreaming, I suddenly met the cat god Buster. She had a holy light beetle on her head and descended from the sky before my eyes.

She pointed out to me, pointing out that I was a cat with a root of wisdom and a heart of benevolence, which finally moved her and was chosen by her as the spokesperson of the world, and named me the leader.

He wants me to lead all the cats to convert to the goddess, and to believe in her devoutly. After death, he can ascend to the rank of cat star, and live a happy life with enough cat food and strips..."

Li Zhuo: ...

Hey guys, what does this teach?It sounds awesome.

Li Zhuo couldn't help asking:
"You said your leader was Bastet?"

"Ah, yes, what's the matter?" The big white cat was not guilty at all.

"...Okay, what are the requirements for admission?"

"To join the teaching, only cats are allowed. Each cat needs to pay a monthly tribute, and a box of canned cat food every six months..." said the big white cat.

This guy, are you sure you established a cat religion, not to achieve food freedom?

If you are rich, you can eat canned food, but if you are poor, you can only enjoy cat strips. Is this what you mean?

Li Zhuo: ...

"Tell me, what do you need me to do for you?"

Big white cat:
"My wish is to become the leader of Miaomiao Cult, but I still need a coronation ceremony from humans."

Li Zhuo:

"Am I the human being you're talking about? I'm not some god or saint. Do I have the power to crown you?"

The big white cat chuckled and said:

"Of course, you have to pay attention, the cat god Buster is also canonized by humans, the authority of our cats comes from humans, this is one;

The second is that you can communicate with me and understand what I mean. This is beyond the reach of ordinary human beings, so you are suitable to be the crowned person. "

Li Zhuo: Scan Karma!I see.

Although it feels unreliable, the wish of this white cat is to become the leader of Maomao Cult. For the sake of subsequent wealth, he can only bite the bullet and crown it.

……

That night, Li Zhuo drove the Land Rover deeper into the grassland, where no one else existed.

After that, a bonfire was lit to crown the big white cat who came with the car.

It was accompanied by other cats who were watching the ceremony.

In order to make the ceremony more dignified, Li Zhuo weaved a green Pope's crown out of grass leaves, and solemnly put it on the big white cat.

The cats watching the ceremony were also infected by the sacred atmosphere, and they all meowed "see the leader" while bowing their heads.

Now that the religious order has been established, it is necessary to move forward on the road of standardization.

Li Zhuo named it "Sacred Fire Meow Meow Sect", and composed a teaching song for it.

"...

Holy fire is shining,

Holy light shines,

All my disciples,

Meow meow meow.

pity my world cat,

Drifting and helpless.

All things are blessed,

Meow meow meow.

Bright Father,

Knowing righteousness and knowing,

clear my mind,

meow meow meow
......"

It's night, the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult is established!

At dawn, when the rooster sang, the world became brighter, and the news of the birth of the Holy Fire Meow Meow Sect began to spread throughout the animal world.

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