After making a wish, financial freedom

Chapter 136 I hum you sing
There are four flights a week from Pattaya to Hankou, the capital of Hubei Province. Li Zhuo was lucky enough to buy the last ticket for this flight.

After he pulled the suitcase to board the plane, he found his seat and sat down, waiting for the plane to take off.

It's still economy class, and it's usually the result of buying too hastily.

This time I was unlucky. There was a fat buddy sitting next to me, and I felt that it was hard to breathe.

Fortunately, the stewardess on the plane is good-looking, with long legs in black silk, which is quite eye-catching.

The plane took off soon, Li Zhuo took out the blindfold to cover his eyes and squinted for a while.

Three and a half hours later, the plane arrived in Hankou.

Hankou is the most developed city in the central region, the thoroughfare of nine provinces. The urban construction has developed rapidly in the past few years. It used to be big and dilapidated, but now it has risen.

However, many places in the old city are still the same.

After Li Zhuo got off the plane, he specially took a taxi to the old city on the other side of Beiqingshan Qu. There are many old tube buildings there, and the rent is relatively cheap.

After he got out of the car, he walked into an old community with loose management. On the second floor balcony of a unit building, Li Zhuo saw the parrot.

Looking at the appearance, this parrot is really beautiful. It should be a cockatiel. There is a bunch of upside-down yellow bird feathers on its head, which looks very individual.

It has a circle of cigarettes around its head, Li Zhuo can talk to it anytime now.

But the lights were on in this house, there were people in the house, and they were still cooking on the inner balcony. Since this house was on the second floor, Li Zhuo could clearly see his face from downstairs.

There was a young man, probably a single dog, and he was the only one in the whole family.

The parrot was arguing with its owner, and probably had no time to talk to him.

The timing was not right, Li Zhuo turned around and walked out of the community, then took a taxi and left, went to the Hilton Hotel in Hankou, where he stayed in a luxury suite of 125 square meters, priced at 3400 yuan per night.

This hotel is well designed, looking out from the balcony, you can see the beautiful lake view in the distance.

It's still early to go to bed, Li Zhuo went out of the hotel to find something to eat.

He walked along the boulevard and finally found a lotus root soup snack bar on the side of the road.

This lotus root soup is also a delicacy that has been tasted on the tip of the tongue. Li Zhuo was moved and decided to try it.

He went in and ordered a ribs and lotus root soup, 68 yuan,
I also ordered a bullfrog hot dry noodles, 28 yuan.

The pork ribs and lotus root soup are stewed very badly, the lotus root slices are shredded, and the ribs are big, which tastes very good.

It's a pity that the ribs were a little short, and Li Zhuo didn't have enough, so he ordered another one.

The bullfrog hot dry noodles are okay, I am not used to eating them, so I can only say that the bullfrog is quite tender.

After eating, he went back to the hotel to rest.

The next morning, Li Zhuo got up very early, took a taxi and went straight to Beiqingshan Qu.

After arriving outside the community, Li Zhuo found a roadside stall next to him, ate breakfast, and looked around there.

At around 7 o'clock, the owner of the cockatiel hurriedly hung the cage on the balcony, and then disappeared from the balcony.

This is probably a wage earner, right?Li Zhuo thought about it.

Sure enough, not long after, the young man came out of the community in a hurry and went to work on a small electric donkey.

Li Zhuo transferred the breakfast money to the stall owner, then walked across the road and entered the old community.

He walked to the back of the building and looked at the whole building.

Yes, all the people living here are office workers. At this time, many people have gone to work, and no one pays attention to him.

Li Zhuo tried to communicate with the cockatiel:
"Hello, little parrot, did you summon me?"

The parrot, which was drinking water with its ass pouted, stopped drinking and turned its head to look around curiously.

Mouth began to ask:
"Who are you? Why didn't I find you?"

Li Zhuo waved towards it:

"Did you see it? It's downstairs, the one waving at you."

The parrot flew to the cage wall, grabbed the bamboo cage with both feet, and looked at him with its head out:
"Ha, I see!"

This sentence was okay, but the next sentence made Li Zhuo angry:
"Hey, why does it feel like you're not very smart?"

"Fart," Li Zhuo replied, "Do you, a bird, know what it means to be smart?"

The cockatiel stretched out its paws from under the cage and grabbed a small plastic gun, pointed it at Li Zhuo, and dubbed:
"Da da da da da..."

Li Zhuo: ...

This dead bird can fucking shoot.

"Okay, okay, you're smart." Li Zhuo conceded.

The cockatiel dropped the gun and bounced up and down on a bar in the cage:
"I'll test you. If you pass, it means you're not too stupid and we can still communicate."

Need a high intelligence test?Those who are too stupid will be eliminated directly.

Li Zhuo laughed angrily:
"You take the exam, I have been to college anyway."

The cockatiel proudly learns to cry "Wow! Wang! Wang!", and then asks: "Whose call is this?"

Any two-year-old knows that.

Li Zhuo replied lazily:

"dog!"

"Meow~, meow~" the parrot learned again.

Before it could ask, Li Zhuo said lazily, "Cat!"

"Yaoxi!" The parrot was surprised: "It's got to be something unique!"

It then learned a paragraph "咚咚咚咚咚咚~, 咚..."

The cadence of the imitation is almost like a small tape recorder.

Li Zhuo was taken aback:
"Okay, I didn't expect that you can know the opening music of the news broadcast! Not bad, not bad."

The parrot was praised, and immediately got carried away, and learned another paragraph:
"Go! Wash your feet, do you want to go?  …

I'm busy now, I'll call you later, hang up! ...

Come into the house!hug? ...

...What are you doing, just hug me.

...Hand, take it away, I hate~...,
hey hey hey..."

Li Zhuo:? ? ? ? ? ! ! !

Boy, what scene of your master is this imitating? !

Why does it sound a little exciting?
The parrot stopped imitating, and Li Zhuo asked:

"What about the back? Hurry up, I want to listen to the back, hurry up."

The parrot tilted its head:

"You will need to pay to broadcast later."

Li Zhuo: ...

This guy knows how to pay for playing routines, he is really smart.

Li Zhuo spread his hands together:
"No bird food!"

The parrot said with contempt:
"It turned out to be a poor ghost. Then I hum a song and you guess. If you guess right, let's continue talking."

"Humph!"

"When I hum, you have to sing..."

The bird hummed a cadenced melody.

Li Zhuo: ...

This is clearly Luo Dayou's "Childhood", a song from many years ago.

It hums the opening part.

The melody of this song is catchy, and Li Zhuo sang it——

"On the banyan tree on the pond,

I know it's calling summer
On the swing by the playground

only the butterflies are on it
Teacher's chalk on the blackboard

Still trying to twitter and write non-stop
waiting for the end of get out of class waiting for the end of school
等待 游戏 的 童年

......"

The cockatiel was very happy to hear it. After Li Zhuo finished singing, it nodded and said:
"Not bad, you are much better than the shit shovel officer, at least you are on the tune."

Then, it jumped onto the drinking glass again, and began to tap the glass with one paw, forming a rhythmic accompaniment, and it hummed a familiar melody.

Li Zhuo is very familiar with this passage, and immediately sang it——

"My lady, the villain originally lived near the city of Suzhou,
There are houses and fields at home, and life is boundless.

Who knew that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless,

Colluding with the government to control the sky, occupying my big house and taking my land.

My grandfather turned against him, but was beaten by him with a stick.

My grandma scolded him for being a bully, but he was arrested and taken to the Tang residence.

Raised a hundred times, a hundred times!

......"

The parrot proudly put the hair on the back of its head directly on top of its head, and praised repeatedly:
"Not bad, you know how to cooperate."

It was laughing all over, and hummed another imported Divine Comedy.

But Li Zhuo can still sing——

"My God~~~~~~
cold~~~~~~
ah~~~~~~~
Toot toot toot toot toot~ da da da,
Toot toot toot toot toot~, da da da
……

how cold it is
I play mud in the northeast,
Although the northeast is not big,

I don't have a home in the Northeast~...

……

Dalian~~~~~"

That's right, it's the Indian Internet Divine Comedy "I'm Playing Mud in the Northeast".

It seems that the owner of the parrot is probably a funny guy, otherwise where did the parrot learn these things.

The parrot was very proud and nodded again and again:

"Yes, yes, you are very smart, and you are really my confidant, so my wish will come true through you."

"What wish?" Li Zhuo felt a little uneasy, thinking that this guy was unlikely to play cards according to common sense.

"My wish is to listen to all kinds of brainwashing divine songs, and it is best to learn them all."

Good guy, this guy is quite ambitious, but this ambition feels weird.

But Li Zhuo has a way.

He asked the parrot:

"What's your master's phone number?"

The parrot scratched its head with its paw and said:

"I can't remember clearly, it's probably 1875654935*..."

Li Zhuo made a phone call, and not long after, the young man asked for leave and hurried back.

Li Zhuo went over to shake hands with him, and said directly:
"I like your parrot. It can sing. Tell me, how much are you willing to sell this parrot for?"

The young man was in a hurry:

"No, this is my big bird. If I lose it, I will lose everything. I would rather die than lose my bird..."

Li Zhuo:

"Don't talk nonsense, is 1 yuan enough?"

Cockatiels in the market only cost two or three hundred yuan apiece, which is enough to buy dozens of them.

The young man's throat was suddenly strangled.

Li Zhuo smiled and said:

"it's OK?"

young people:
"My bird is really reluctant, it carries too much value and meaning to me, without it, girls won't even look at me, because I can no longer bring them happiness...I won't sell it cheap ..."

Young people are almost writing "more money" on their faces.

Li Zhuo nodded and said:

"Okay, then [-], are you satisfied with the price? How about this, I will return this bird to you after playing for a few days..."

The young man said cautiously:
"It's not pure after playing, and there will be no money back!"

Li Zhuo: ...

"Don't worry, the money I gave out has never been asked for back, so can it be sold?"

"Yes! At this price, if you add more, you can sell me."

Good guy, as expected, only you can breed this kind of parrot.

Li Zhuo followed the young man upstairs, took the parrot and the cage away, and handed him 1.5 yuan.

Simply snappy.

And this bird is easy to fool, not as difficult as the old turtle before.

Li Zhuo brought it back to the hotel, and then bought a Huawei mobile phone, opened various music listening apps such as Kugou Music, and searched for it to listen to various divine songs.

The parrot is very energetic, except for eating and sleeping, the rest of the time is listening to the Divine Comedy.

So, Li Zhuo's room was full of——

"Come on, have fun, there's plenty of time anyway

Come on, love, there is a lot of foolishness anyway
Come, wander, and have a lot of directions anyway
Come on, pretend, anyway, there is a lot of scenery
itch..."

or--

"Look there's a chick in there
look there it has chicks

Chick beep beep~bi~yo

Chick beep beep beep beep~bi~yo

……

Chick beep beep beep beep~bi~yo

Look there's another hen

Look there's another hen

Hen cluck cluck cluck~
......"

All kinds of magic sounds fill the ears, day and night.

Li Zhuo was complained twice by customers who lived next door to the hotel for making noise.

When the manager came over for the third time, Li Zhuo became impatient, and without waiting for him to speak, he said:

"Give me your presidential suite, and I'll go to the top floor to listen to the head office?"

The manager used to look like his nose wasn't his nose and his face wasn't his face, but now the cloudy weather has changed, and he's smiling like a morning glory.

"Yes, Mr. Li, the presidential suite is 23000 a night, and now there is a discount, 2 a night is enough.

...Don't be as knowledgeable as these people who don't understand music and art, I think the music you listen to is very elegant..."

At this time, the mobile phone was playing the European Divine Comedy "The Fox Calls".

All kinds of imitation foxes chirped and barked.

Elegant ass!
……

　Thanks for the reward of 5000 coins and the monthly ticket for the big brother Youfang. The big brother is already the master of this book, thank you very much!bow!
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(End of this chapter)