After making a wish, financial freedom

Chapter 347
After the magpie heard what he said, it fluttered from a high branch to the ground, a certain distance away from him, apparently still wary of Li Zhuo.

Li Zhuo said casually:
"Don't worry, man, I won't hurt you, you might as well talk to me if you have something to do."

After speaking, Li Zhuo took out a cigarette and a lighter to smoke.

The magpie was suspicious of him at first, but now it suddenly jumped forward a few steps and said:

"Give me one too."

My good fellow, Li Zhuo was taken aback. To be honest, I didn't expect a bird to smoke.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he took a puff and said:

"Dude, I didn't say that, do you know what this is?"

"Cigarettes, who doesn't know, I have smoked many times." Magpie replied.

A bird has smoked, and no one will think so unless it is said.

Li Zhuo took out a cigarette, lit it, and put it in front of him.

The magpie jumped over and took the cigarette back, then threw the cigarette on the ground, held the cigarette holder with its beak, and took a puff.

Smoke came from its nostrils.

Li Zhuo thought this scene was fantastic, so he couldn't help asking:
"You really know how to smoke, bro, when did you learn it?"

Magpie waited for the smoke to come out of his nostrils, as if enjoying himself, and then replied:

"It's been several years. If I remember correctly, the first cigarette I smoked was not long after I became an adult. That day I flew to the fields to find bugs to eat, such as grasshoppers, ants, caterpillars, cutworms... there is nothing I don't like to eat of."

"However, a beetle I was looking at flew to the feet of a man in a hurry. The man was sitting on the ground like you, and he was also smoking. I was very curious about this thing that was always smoking. You know, we magpies all are curious, and we like to build nests with shiny things."

"I was such a young bird waiting to beg for a wife at that time, so I didn't eat the worms. When the man wasn't paying attention, I took the cigarette out of his hand and flew away."

"After that, I smoked like a human being. The taste was not good, but unexpectedly, it made me feel relaxed and excited..."

Brother Magpie made it very clear that the behavior of this magpie reminded Li Zhuo of cats gathering for catnip.

Li Zhuo advised:

"Brother, it's better to smoke less. This is not a good thing, and it will do a lot of harm."

Magpie nodded and said with deep feeling:
"You're right, there are indeed harmful effects, for example, I smoked in the nest the day before yesterday, and I set the nest on fire.

How would you describe that scene? "

By the way, there is a song that goes like this: "How do you remember the nest, with a smile, the fire is very silent, when the smoke comes, can anyone tell you not to sacrifice the nest?"When the fire came, I finally learned how to grieve, but unfortunately, you have long gone, dying laughing in the sea of ​​people...'"

Are the lyrics right?But it was quite fluent, and Li Zhuo suddenly forgot how the song was sung.

At the same time, he also suddenly realized, no wonder the elm tree beside him looked wilted, even the leaves were blackened, and a fire was set on the emotional body. It is estimated that this tree is also quite confused, and he probably hopes that someone can replace it. It sounds, or dial 119.

He looked up and made sure that one of the branches of this tree was burned black and bare, and the surrounding area was also burned, and it was black in patches everywhere. Obviously the whole tree suffered.

The magpie uses its nest as a price to tell people that they must strengthen their awareness of fire prevention, and they really can't smoke in bed!
"Then you don't have a home?"

"Yeah," Magpie took another puff, "so I have to smoke to relieve my worries, because not only am I homeless, but even my wife is going to divorce me."

Li Zhuo looked up and noticed the smaller magpie on the elm tree, which was a little far away, probably it was his wife.

"Is it because of burning the nest?"

"Well, one of the reasons," Magpie's nose was smoking again, "the main reason is that I burn it home almost every other year."

Li Zhuo:? ? ! !

You are a veteran in love, the kind who refuses to change after repeated admonitions, and persists in evil, no wonder my wife wants to break up.

"So, is there another reason?"

"Well, it's all trivial things. Don't I just smoke, drink, and perm my head? It's natural for birds." Magpie was a little unconvinced.

Oh, it turned out that smoking and drinking burned my head!Then you are very good.

"Is your surname Yu? My father-in-law is the commander of the Mongolian Navy? Oh, by the way, my son is also Guo Xiaobao, right?" Li Zhuo asked.

"No, my surname is not Yu, and my son's name is not Guo Xiaobao." Magpie felt that Li Zhuo was a little puzzled.

"Okay, I know, I just want to make sure that Teacher Yu didn't cross over to you." Li Zhuo said with a sneer.

He then asked:

"You say smoking is fine, I can understand drinking, why don't I believe it when I burn my head?"

Magpie looked over with a look of why are you so stupid:

"It's not easy. When I'm dizzy after drinking alcohol and cigarettes, I'll grab the cigarette butt and smash it on my head. My hair is burnt. Isn't it just a haircut?"

It turns out that the meaning of hot head is really hot.

"Then your three major hobbies, won't it be uncomfortable to wake up the next day?"

"You're right, it's a bit uncomfortable, but I do this for a reason, it's not just a hobby, I'm still doing scientific research." Magpie squinted and said seriously.

scientific research?Li Zhuo looked at it suspiciously, thinking that this guy looked like a big fool no matter how he looked.

Magpie ignored him and continued:

"You see, we build nests to reproduce, but what if there are parasites in the nest? I found through research that there is a substance in cigarettes, which smells bad and has the effect of repelling insects. In addition, if the number is large enough, It can even repel snakes."

"I burn my head and wings with cigarette butts, in fact, to see if it has any effect on parasites."

"Not only that, don't you think that mastering fire is the reason for human evolution? Without fire, there is only darkness, cold, and raw food. In your mythology, the Suiren family mastered this craft by drilling wood to make fire. Give me some more In time, I can evolve to control fire and use pyrotechnics safely and reliably, similar to how you light your stove to keep warm."

Good guy, this is clearly the Newton of the magpie world, using technological research to change lives.

At this time, the magpie squinted and looked over again:

"So, brother, do you believe it?"

Li Zhuo sighed and said:
"Brother, it doesn't matter whether I believe it or not, the important thing is that you believe it yourself, and your wife also believes it."

The magpie was silent, and after a while said:

"Actually, I still want to try barbecue. It's selfish. I threw a worm into the fire before, but then the worm evaporated and I couldn't find it."

When the bugs are thrown into the fire, they will be directly burned into charcoal, and they will naturally evaporate in the world. This is still a disadvantage if you don't understand the essence of barbecue.

When it said this, Li Zhuo really believed it a little bit, so he said:

"You should pay more attention to how humans do barbecue, they don't put food directly into the fire."

"Yes, I've noticed that too. The only problem is that I don't dare to get close to the fire, and I can easily set myself on fire." Magpie felt a little helpless.

Li Zhuo then asked:

"Understood, brother scientist, the question now is, where will you live after you have settled down?"

Magpie shook his head, looking helpless:
"In the past, because I built a new nest every year, it would be a big deal to live in the old nest if it burned down. At most, it was not so warm to live in, and I could survive the winter."

No wonder it was not afraid to burn the nest before, it was because there was an old nest to use.

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