After making a wish, financial freedom

Chapter 87
The old tortoise continued to talk about its life story——

"The Philippines is made up of islands, and many people depend on the sea for their livelihood.

That's the way the lad who adopted me,
The seafood there is abundant,
You can catch grouper, moray eel, Tsing Yi, skinned fish,
You can pick up blue crabs, octopus, conch, spider snails everywhere on the beach,

It is difficult for a young man to eat meat, but there is never a shortage of seafood.

So, when he was hungry, he would go to the sea or the beach for a walk, and then find a place to light a fire and make a grill,

Put the fresh seafood on top, wait a while——

Whatever grilled octopus, stonefish that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, you can eat whatever you want.

When the young man was full, he lay down on the beach——

Baked balls!
Just like that, the young man would play with his balls when he was bored.

Also, if you don't dry it, it will grow hair.

After drying in the sun, girls took a fancy to him.

So he got married and had a son.

Then it's-

There are two men showing their balls on the beach!

If you're bored, just tan your balls,

As long as it doesn't rain, they will dry their balls.

A day full of two and three dumping eggs,
They lived for many years.

Such a day, hey, I feel bad!
No pursuit, no self-motivation, is it any different from the cat he adopted?

One cannot..., at least not should.

At first, I endured it. After all, I had just arrived at someone's house, so I had to restrain myself.

When I grow up a little bit, I will become a veteran at home,

I started by scolding the cat.

I don't know how many years I have been counting...

That's what I've been telling them since.

I crawled up to the cat first, then stopped to talk to it—

'You young meow,
Don't lie down like this all the time,

If you lie down all the time, you will be useless.
My legs and feet are not good.

My brain is also dull,

you have to go out and do something,
work hard,
Learn something new,
It's just like exercising, isn't it?
You see...,
Why did you turn your head away when you said that?
I say good things, boy,
At the beginning, your old man just didn't listen to me,

Gone at 15...'"

Li Zhuo felt a little wrong when he heard this,

It seems that if an animal like a cat can live for 15 years, it is already an old birthday star, right? ...

The old turtle had no intention of stopping at all——

"Now it seems that cats don't listen to persuasion.

Before I could finish my sentence, it slipped away.

While walking, he muttered:

'Come on, you are the one who annoys my old man the most! '

This little fart child, the words are not pleasant to listen to,
It deserves it to live to 15 in the future and not..."

Li Zhuo smoothly turned the old turtle over so that its abdomen was facing up, and said in his mouth:

"Master Gui, I'll remove the barnacles on the plastron for you, can you still speak normally?"

The old turtle tried it and said:

"Well, it's okay, except that the voice is a bit muffled, and speaking is a bit difficult, there are no other problems."

Li Zhuo continued to dance with the kitchen knife and said with a smile:
"Then go on!"

The old turtle stretched his neck long, put his head on the deck, and said in a muffled voice:

"Then I'll go on,
By the way, I have been persuading cats for many years, but to no avail, tragedies of untimely death still happen one after another.

Then I went to persuade my two masters,
I say--

'Master,

Can't just bask in eggs,

No matter how much it is exposed to the sun, it is still useless!
listen to me,
Go out and find a factory to screw the screws.
Or move bricks at the construction site.

Anyway,

You gotta work hard and learn your trade,

Otherwise, people will be useless.

will die young... '

Hey, don't listen,

Loyalty is harsh!
The last two masters didn't even reach their prime, so they died.
Whoa whoa..."

The old turtle was crying bitterly.

Li Zhuo:? ? ? ?

No, didn't the first owner get married and have children?

How could he not even reach his prime?

Li Zhuo couldn't help but interrupted and asked:
"So, how long have your two masters lived?"

The old tortoise wiped away his tears with his tortoise fin, and said in a sad voice:
"The first master lived 80 years; the second master was even worse, only 76 years old..."

Good guy, isn't it a long time to live?

What's more, it's a day when I'm full of seafood every day, and I go to sun the eggs.

Li Zhuo said numbly and sadly:

"I'm really sad for them. They passed away at such a young age, but they didn't listen to Guiye's persuasion, Chunchun deserved it! I really don't envy them at all..."

The old turtle also sighed for a long time, and then said:

"When the two masters are gone, I'm just eighty, and I've finally grown up. I have to venture out, and the tortoise has to work harder and learn some crafts..."

As a result, I went out and entered the bay, and there was an accident.

Li Zhuo asked:

"What accident? Encountered a shark?"

Old Turtle shook his head like a rattle:
"No, no, it's scarier than a shark. I met a beautiful little female turtle, which messed up my Dao heart!..."

Li Zhuo exclaimed:

"Isn't this great? When you go out, you meet love!"

"I thought so too. I was young and energetic back then, and I wasn't as stable as I am now. I rushed up immediately..."

Li Zhuo pried off the barnacles on the plastron of the old turtle, and while prying off the barnacles elsewhere, he listened to the old turtle tell his love story.

"I rushed up quickly, and it was a set of patting toner palms, all of which hit the mother turtle's face..."

Li Zhuo:? ? ? ?

"Mr. Turtle, what are you doing? Violent conquest?"

Turtle Master shook his head:

"What do you know, the way to slap toner palms is just like your human women slapping toner on their faces. The frequency is high, but it doesn't use force. This is a set of movements in our turtle world to express goodwill and love each other. You know No?"

"Ah, so that's how it is," Li Zhuo said, "Go on, Mr. Gui."

"It's just that I gave her a set of patting toner, rubbing fragrant palms,

Retweet Huahua:

'Little sister, slightly slightly slightly! '

I know you can't understand slightly...
This is an onomatopoeia, used to match the fast rhythm of palming the face.

The little female turtle was not interested in me, so she said:
'go! '

But how can I leave, I smiled "hehehe" and continued to pester her——

'Little sister, your bastard is not as good-looking as mine! '

The little tortoise said: "You are the bastard, and I am the little tortoise!" '

I answered the call: 'Little turtle?What a coincidence, I am also a little turtle, let my brother pat my face!Slightly slightly slightly...'

I slapped her in the face again and she told me to 'die'!
I continued to laugh 'hehehe' while stopping her:

'Don't go, don't go, why are you still angry...Are you free tonight? 'Let's watch the moon climb up together', okay? '

Little Turtle said:
'Sorry, I've already made an appointment with another turtle...'

'Impossible,' I replied, 'there can't be a more handsome turtle than me in this bay! '

'You go, he will come soon. 'The little tortoise wants me to leave.

'I don't believe it, if it dares to come, I'll kick it in the face, let him know what it means to retreat in spite of difficulties. ' I replied, while continuing to play hooligans, 'let me pat my brother on the face, slightly, slightly, slightly...'

The little female turtle dodged and tried to escape.

I hurriedly said:

"Don't go, don't go, wait for me, come on, a little bit..."

"Hey hey hey, I can't run away, come on, a little bit, a little bit..."

Suddenly, a thick voice behind him said:

'Wait a minute! '

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Thank you for the reward of 5000 starting coins from the rudder master "Youfang Taoist Yousifang", thank you very much, bow!
Thank you c lucky brother for the 200 starting point reward, bow!

Thank you Brother Molong Zhangui for your monthly ticket, long time no see, bow!
(End of this chapter)