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Chapter 509 Band Plan and New Jokes (Earth)
Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue squatted on the wall facing the sun in the staff dormitory of Dezishe, basking in the warm spring sun.

The De Zi Society is now prosperous, but not that prosperous. The main reason is that Lao Guo's personal reputation has risen, and there are many business invitations, but the disciples and grandchildren of the De Zi Society are not well-known yet.

Because there is little money, the staff dormitories can only be arranged in Changping, in a large courtyard. They usually stay and practice here. There is also a van. When there are performances, the van is filled with people. A car was pulled to the small theater.

Don't be too crowded, you have to grab this opportunity. Now the Dezi Club earns all from performance fees. If there is no performance, there will be no penny. Those who have performances also have different performance theaters. At Huguang Guild Hall, you can get a few hundred. Beizhan can get thousands, but if it is a teahouse or a small garden, it will be even less.

Therefore, no one has much motivation. Once Lao Guo takes over a commercial role, he will let go of the sheep and practice all by his own consciousness. Of course, Chen Ye has no self-awareness. Xiao Yueyue has been very close to Chen Ye recently, so he squats here too. With.

"Brother, you disappeared for several days. Where did you go?" Xiao Yueyue asked while holding a small notebook.

"Going to find Dou Daxian." Chen Ye said lazily. He knew that if he didn't say anything, Xiao Yueyue would be chasing him for a whole day, and he also knew who Xiao Yueyue was asking for.

"Dou Daxian... what kind of immortal is he? I know Huang Daxian." Xiao Yueyue scratched the back of his head and said.

"Hey~" Chen Ye said happily, "The Dou Daxian I'm talking about is not an immortal, but Dou Wei, the godfather of Chinese rock and roll."

"Oh~ I know Dou Wei, brother, why are you looking for him?" Xiao Yueyue continued to ask.

"I want to form a band with him." Chen Ye said, "I will be the lead singer and he will be the bass player."

"Can it be done?" Xiao Yueyue said.

"I don't know, I've only been chatting with him for three days." Chen Ye said.

"We've been chatting for three days and you still don't know if it's okay?" Xiao Yueyue felt incredible.

"I chatted for three days, but he didn't say a word." Chen Ye said, "I'll come back to take a rest and drink some water to soothe my throat. I'll go back tomorrow."

Xiao Yueyue wrote down in his notebook, then looked up: "Brother, is it enough for the band to have just the two of you?"

"Enough is definitely not enough. Although I can block ten with one, Dou Daxian can probably lose nine in this state, so there is definitely still a shortage of people." Chen Ye said.

"He's already lost nine and you're still looking for him?" Xiao Yueyue smiled, "Brother, do you think I can do it? I don't think cross talk is suitable for me. How about I form a band with you."

"You... talk about cross talk well. You will definitely be a big shot or a big shot in the future." Chen Ye smiled.

"Brother, you are just kidding me. Your band is still short of people, what should we do?" Xiao Yueyue was worried for Chen Ye.

"We have a goal. Let's get Dou Daxian first, then get a guy named Zeng Yi to be the drummer, and a guy named Linghua to play the guitar, and that's pretty much it." Chen Ye said.

"Brother, you already have a candidate, so let me forget it..." Xiao Yueyue was a little depressed.

"What are you worried about?" Chen Ye asked him.

"No one is partnering with me. The master will come back for the exam in two days, and I don't know what to do." Xiao Yueyue said.

"Let's be partners." Chen Ye said nonchalantly.

Xiao Yueyue looked at Chen Ye and said in embarrassment: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to partner with you, it's just that you need to have good results in the exam..."

"You still look down on me?!" Chen Ye stood up straight and stared at Xiao Yueyue.

"Brother, brother, don't be angry, I just think, you don't know a single joke, what are you going to do?" Xiao Yueyue was so anxious that he even choked out his native dialect.

"Jokes are not just random things. Let me think about it." Chen Ye began to pace in place and think.

When it comes to lyrics and movies, he has a lot in his mind, but there is indeed little cross talk, because in the following decades cross talk was almost monopolized by Dezi Society, and the source of most innovations was Lao Guo, who was not there at that time. It is innovative. The "I" character series it launched in the past few years is the peak of cross talk and Lao Guo's personal peak. After that, it was just a patchwork, so you can't copy the German character society.

When Xiao Yueyue saw Chen Ye starting to think, he quietly tried to escape, but Chen Ye grabbed him by the collar.

"Brother..." Xiao Yueyue turned his head pitifully.

"Yes." Chen Ye said, "Have you heard of "Full of Knowledge"?"

"No."

"That's it."

……

Two more days.

Lao Guo and Uncle Yu arranged a scene in the dormitory courtyard, with the "chief professor" Gao Feng sitting on one side.

Logically speaking, all apprentices should be taught by Gao Feng, but Gao Feng is also busy supporting his family and doing business, so most of the time the apprentices are just herding sheep. This is one of the reasons why the apprentices have lost their reputation over the years. , after all, only a strict teacher can produce a good disciple, and only a good disciple can make a reputation.

The exam refers to testing the progress of the apprentices every once in a while. Lao Guo has always followed the traditional "teaching and mentoring" approach to cross talk, that is, it must be passed on by disciples and disciples, so even if he is picking up business from all over the world Acting, this exam must be taken every once in a while.

Although Dezi Club has never expelled any disciples except for bad conduct, no matter how bad the exam is, they will not be expelled. However, if the performance is not good, there will be no business performance opportunities, and you can only eat one bite a day, which is a lot. The apprentice quit because of this, and there was nothing he could do about it. Crosstalk is also an art, and art depends on talent.

Many apprentices have already performed it just now.

Lao Guo and Uncle Yu were judging:

"Zhang Yunlei Liu Huo is talented, but he is not thick-skinned enough. He can only be teased but not praised. This is a missing factor."

"Shaobing has that energy in him, but his basic skills are not solid enough. If you don't have solid basic skills, you will have trouble performing on stage."

"Luan Yunping has solid basic skills, but his personal style is not obvious enough."

"Cao Yunjin is so similar to your master, which is a good thing and a bad thing."

"He Yun is worthy of being a senior brother, with the most stable style."

……

"Who else hasn't performed?" Uncle Yu put the cigarette butt into the ashtray, which was almost full. Fortunately, it was in the yard, otherwise it would have been a fire scene.

"Me." Xiao Yueyue raised his hand.

"What are you doing today?" Lao Guo asked. Regarding little Yueyue, Lao Guo had a more casual attitude, because the child has not yet awakened, and the forcefully twisted melons are not sweet. Maybe one day he will awaken.

"Brother Ye and I wrote a new joke..." Xiao Yueyue was still a little nervous, so he pulled Chen Ye and stood in the center of the yard.

As soon as they heard the new joke, everyone got excited.

For crosstalk, writing jokes is too difficult. Everyone is writing their own jokes, but due to limited cultural level - after all, Dezishe is called a cultural "limited" company, so everyone's current creations are lonely. Lao Guo has been too busy with business performances recently and has no time to write.

Busy with this thing is getting worse year by year, so much so that Lao Guo's cross talk, and later became an expert in collecting Internet jokes, also originated from here, just like Liu is currently working at the Niangziguan Hydropower Station to write " "The Three-Body Problem", he wrote a world-class science fiction masterpiece in a few years. After "The Three-Body Problem" became famous all over the world, he had fame and wealth. He no longer had to fish, but he had no time to write.

Being busy at work is not called busy, because you can avoid the eyes of the world. When you become famous and everyone regards you as the center of the world, you will never get free time to create even if you hide in the mountains and forests.

So when they heard that Xiao Yueyue and Chen Ye had created a new joke, everyone enjoyed it with the intention of having fun and fun.

After all, Xiao Yueyue doesn't look very smart. Chen Ye... Chen Ye is probably an intangible cultural heritage collected by Lao Guo. I don't expect him to perform well on the cross talk stage. Moreover, he has only been a disciple for less than a month. Newcomers, what kind of cross talk can they do?

Then, Chen Ye stood inside the table and Xiao Yueyue stood outside the table.

This means that Xiao Yueyue is teasing and Chen Ye is praising him.

This is interesting.

It is not unreasonable to say in cross talk that "three points are funny and seven points are flattering". Although the ones who steal the limelight are all funny, but because the flattery has a low sense of existence, if the skills are not good enough, the audience will not see it. Then this partner and this scene All performances are failures, so if Chen Ye dares to praise him, he is truly fearless as a newcomer.

But it doesn't matter, it's just an attempt, and in the eyes of those who are sarcastic, it's just a joke.

Yue Yunpeng said first: "Teacher, the show we are performing is called "Full of Knowledge", written by Brother Ye."

let's start.Lao Guo nodded.

"Dear friends, hello, my name is Yue Yunpeng." "I am Chen Yunye."

The two started.

Yue Yunpeng said: "Look at my level, it is incomparable to the teacher Chen Yunye next to me."

Chen Ye said: "Oh ho, you said that."

Yue Yunpeng: "I am a college student."

Yue Yunpeng: "BJ graduated from college after eating."

Chen Ye: "Wait, normal university! BJ didn't go to university without food!"

Yue Yunpeng: "After graduation, I did not pursue my original major."

Chen Ye: "What major do I study?"

Yue Yunpeng: "I learned how to repair imported excavators at the Normal College."

……

Not bad.Lao Guo and Uncle Yu looked at each other. The partnership between Xiao Yueyue and Chen Ye was very traditional and had distinctive personalities. It seemed to be a "Wu Peng", that is, a combination of "brainless" and "unhappy".

"Xiao Yueyue is a bit mean, and Chen Ye is also in good condition. There is a great chemistry between the two, which I didn't notice before..." Uncle Yu said in a low voice.

Lao Guo nodded.

……

The show continues.

Yue Yunpeng: This is the story of Yu Gong moving the mountains. There is a Yu Gong who is not a fisherman. There is a Yu Gong who is digging into the mountains when he has nothing to do. (Make a throwing gesture).

Chen Ye: Hey, wait a minute, this Yugong turned into a pangolin, right?

Yue Yunpeng: There is nothing wrong with pangolins.

Chen Ye: If Foolish Old Man can move a mountain, he must take someone with him.

……

Yue Yunpeng: The good guy suddenly became enlightened after he moved away! The WI-FI signal is full immediately!
……

Both Lao Guo and Uncle Yu laughed, because Lao Guo has also adapted this story. The one in front of him is not as good as his, but it is still passable.

……

When Yue Yunpeng saw Lao Guo and Uncle Yu smiling, he felt more confident, had a better attitude, and performed more smoothly.

He said: "The mountain has been moved. It turned out that there were two monsters under the mountain - a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit. Now they were released. Fortunately, the old man had a colorful gourd seed. He planted it and ate it in the cave and it grew up. Seven gourds were born, and seven children jumped out. Some could spit water, and some could breathe fire. Later, they subdued the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit, and later lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a foreign princess who didn't know who she offended, so she hid In the small house where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came over and turned into an old lady buying an apple. The princess took a bite and died, leaving half of it. Jobs took it away. Do you know this story? I will learn from it. How transparent is it?"

……

Hahaha~ Some of the disciples started to have fun listening to it.

Uncle Yu lit another cigarette and nodded.

Lao Guo felt that he was short of melon seeds.

……

Yue Yunpeng: Why did Jingwei reclaim the sea?
Chen Ye: Why?
Yue Yunpeng: Big traitor, just pull them over and fill the sea, you know, float up and press down, float up and press down, float up and press down (Chen Ye: Wait a moment, wait a moment, wait a moment) I like to see the integrity of this famous family. thing!
Chen Ye: What kind of national integrity? Is there any national integrity here?

Yue Yunpeng: What's wrong?
Chen Ye: Jingwei’s reclamation means that Wang Jingwei was reclamated into the sea? !

……

Hearing this, they were not only interested, but shocked. Lao Guo and Uncle Yu looked at each other. This was no longer a simple joke, but a mature work.

……

Yue Yunpeng: Natuo Naohai, my favorite story.

Chen Ye: Wherever you take off your clothes, you can make a scene?As long as you take it off at the beach!
Yue Yunpeng: What I'm talking about is...who can I trust the Third Prince?

Chen Ye: You said it yourself, who are you asking?
Yue Yunpeng: Li Jing of Chentangguan has three sons, the eldest is Jin Tuo, the second is Mu Tuo, and the third is not trustworthy!No thanks to the Third Prince, I love watching this!

……

puff!

When he heard the words "Na Tuo Nao Hai", Uncle Yu choked on the cigarette and started laughing and coughing.

Lao Guo stared at the performing couple with gleaming eyes. How could they be a new couple? They were clearly two dusty pearls.

……

Yue Yunpeng: Pipi shrimp essence, kelp essence.

Chen Ye: Wait, how did kelp become a spirit?
Yue Yunpeng: They are all soft fairies! (Chen Ye: Oops) They all went up to the surface of the sea. When they saw it, Nezha was happily washing there. Oh, I said that child, what are you doing there? Stop washing. The third prince is anxious, you know? ( Henan dialect)

……

When Lao Guo heard "kelp spirit" and "soft fairy", his whole body went crazy. He turned his head sideways, laughed and shook his head.

……

The whole performance is over.

The scene was very lively.

Lao Guo, Uncle Yu, Gao Feng and many other fellow apprentices all laughed.

"Come on, come on, Yun Ye, did you write this cross talk?" Lao Guo asked about this immediately.

"I must have written it." Chen Ye nodded.

"There's no copyright involved, right?" Lao Guo asked again.

"Not at all." Chen Ye shook his head.

"You are so good!" Lao Guo sighed.

"It's so damn good!" Uncle Yu praised him.

"Tomorrow night at the Huguang Guild Hall, you and Xiao Yueyue will be in second place." Lao Guo said.

After Lao Guo said this, Cao Yunjin, who was still cheerful just now, immediately elongated his face, turned around and left. He Yunwei also showed displeasure, but did not make any big move, just lowered his eyes and looked at Chen. Night and Xiao Yueyue.

Everyone noticed Cao Yunjin's abnormality, but no one said anything.

The original second place should be Cao Yunjin's, either Cao Yunjin or He Yunwei's.

The second to last program refers to the second to last show. This one is the hardest to say. The audience is tired, and they are holding on to their energy in order to wait for the last performance, which is Lao Guo and Uncle Yu, so they chat while going to the toilet. In the restroom, the entire audience was very distracted. This one was particularly easy to say was a failure. Originally, among the apprentices, only Cao Yunjin and He Yunwei were the second most capable, but now it seems that there are two more.

(End of this chapter)