Douluo: enlighten the wisdom of the whole people, revive the glory of angels
Chapter 334 Big Wet: Fekenius!It's all Phiknius!
Chapter 334 Big Wet: Fekenius!It's all Phiknius!
A bad day started with Yu Xiaogang.
Liu Erlong's stomach is getting bigger and bigger, Yu Xiaogang can no longer accompany the Shrek Seven Monsters, but the training of the Seven Monsters has gradually entered the normal stage, and he doesn't need his help.
On this day, Yu Xiaogang came to Wuhun Hall as usual, received his soul master subsidy for this month, and then bought a Wuhun weekly report.The newspapers were really good, and would help him keep up with the latest news.
The only fly in the ointment is that this Martial Soul News does not accept his submission!Hmph, a bunch of short-sighted ground turtles!He actually said that my Wuhun Erjue method already has a patent, I am!That's clearly my own theory, Yu Dashi!
(Tang San: Didn't I give it to you? You really plan to publish it.)
Anyway, go back and read today's news.
Back at Shrek Academy, Yu Xiaogang saw Liu Erlong waiting with his big belly.
For some reason, every time he saw Liu Erlong's appearance, not only did he not feel much happiness in his heart, but instead he felt a sense of uneasiness, but his own impression was the opposite.
Yu Xiaogang admitted that he was really scared.It is said that close relatives are prone to give birth to deformed children. He is afraid that the child will become like that, and even more afraid that the child will inherit his bad martial soul mutation, and even become worse.
"Xiao Gang? What's wrong?" Liu Erlong no longer had the violent temper of the past, but looked like a good wife and mother, "This child kicked me in the stomach."
Yu Xiaogang came over, and slowly stroked Liu Erlong's stomach, with a smile on his face unconsciously.
It was as if he had experienced a lifetime, he and Liu Erlong should be together, shouldn't they.This kind of happy and happy picture filled his mind like a dream, and he even started to enjoy the scene of the child awakening the Bright Holy Dragon Wuhun in the future.
This beautiful impression and his memory seemed to be separated, but Yu Xiaogang didn't notice the problem.
"Xiao Gang, this is a hat I sewed with my own hands. Put it on and see if it looks good?" Liu Erlong took out a green hat, which was quite like the green style of [Shrek]. Yu Xiaogang looked at it, It was inevitable that the corners of his mouth twitched.
Yu Xiaogang put on the cuckold, and found that it seemed to fit his head quite well, as if it was tailor-made.
"Erlong, your craftsmanship is getting better and better. I also like how quiet she is." Yu Xiaogang said with a smile.
Then he helped the pregnant Liu Erlong aside, opened the newspaper in his hand, took a sip of the tea prepared by Liu Erlong, and enjoyed a comfortable life.
The tea is very good. Although it is not as good as the one tasted in the Pope's Palace, it can make people feel peaceful and not think about those miscellaneous troubles.It seems that all the troubles have been left behind, only the joy and joy remain in my heart.
Then he sprayed it out.
He saw that in the newspaper, such a content was published——
"Shock!Da Shi, who claims to be the theoretically invincible No. 1 soul master, left his family because..."
"The sect of the Blue Lightning Overlord is terrifying, and the brothers and sisters actually..."
"The only case in the world of soul masters with a natural martial soul that can only fart?Take you into the mystery of the Wuhun world..."
"Stealing theories and plagiarizing data, is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"Take you into the life of the theoretical master Yu Xiaogang...》
"Yu Xiaogang's scumbag literature, watch the wet experience, teach you how to pick up girls!" "
"There is no waste spirit, only waste soul masters!"The Best Joke of the Year in the Soul Master World"
"Defense of theoretical knowledge in the world of soul masters, let's see how Tianyu, the master of theory, criticizes Dashi's theory of harming people..."
Yu Xiaogang's hand holding the newspaper was trembling, his face was flushed with anger, his expression was hideous!He wished he could tear this newspaper to pieces on the spot and eat it raw on the spot!But he held back, he wanted to see how Wuhundian evaluated him!
Then the more I read, the more angry I became, the more angry I looked, the more I looked at it, and finally I stuffed the newspaper into my mouth in a burst of madness, and swallowed the tea for myself, like a lunatic!
"Phoenius! It's all Phicnius!"
Liu Erlong looked at this scene in shock. She couldn't believe that Xiao Gang, whom she was passionately in love with, would show such a collapsed side. What could make Xiao Gang go crazy like this?
"Damn it! You bastard Spirit Hall! Bibi Dong, I'll never end with you! I will definitely let my apprentice kill you! Cut your body into pieces!" Yu Xiaogang roared, roaring, but in the end it was just impotent rage.
It's a pity that no matter how much Yu Xiaogang rants, Bibi Dong won't pay any attention to him.For Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang's retribution has come, it's just a countdown.
boom--! !
The door of the room was suddenly bombarded to pieces, and a man who was also wide-eyed and furious like a purgatory devil broke in.
Seeing this person, Yu Xiaogang was frightened out of his wits, almost scared himself to death on the spot, like a mouse meeting a risk!
"Yu Xiaogang!! You bastard who won't even let his sister go! You bastard!!"
The furious roar was like the roar of a giant dragon, and the deafening roar made Yu Xiaogang cover his ears in pain. The terrifying coercion made him unable to even stand up, and his whole body collapsed in front of that person.
That man is Yu Xiaogang's current "father-in-law", and also his second uncle, Liu Erlong's father!
Now the acting suzerain of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yu Luomian!
Yu Xiaogang panicked, crawling all over the ground with hands and feet together, but still couldn't stand up, and hurriedly said: "Wait, second uncle, listen to my explanation..."
Yu Luomian immediately interrupted: "That's enough! I don't want to hear your sophistry! Do you know that what you did in Wuhun City has ruined the last face of our Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect! You bastard! Sacrifice, you scum! You big trash!!"
Big trash! !
Yu Xiaogang's whole body suddenly seemed to have lost his soul, his eyes were dull, and he lost his initial confident air.
Back then when he was going to be with Liu Erlong, it was his second uncle who stood up and exposed Liu Erlong's identity, and finally separated him from Liu Erlong... It's more like he didn't dare to bear the responsibility. Responsibility escapes.
But now that they meet again, it is naturally like meeting a natural enemy, and the whole person is too scared to do anything.
"What on earth are you thinking! Did you eat bear heart and leopard guts or something to marry your sister! She is your cousin!" Yu Luomian grabbed Yu Xiaogang's ear and pulled him The whole person picked it up, and Yu Xiaogang screamed in pain, and finally threw it out like a dog.
"Don't! Bully!" Liu Erlong shouted in shock, but her stomach began to hurt again, and she didn't even have the ability to stop it.
"Second, Second Uncle... We really love each other!" Yu Xiaogang trembled, even if it wasn't him, he had to say yes, otherwise he would definitely die in this test today!
"True love?" The second uncle looked at Yu Xiaogang and spat on his face, "Damn! If you are really responsible, you should have made it clear to Liu Erlong in the first place! Instead of evading it for so many years, you should rectify it to me." Such a great job!"
Liu Erlong hastily dissuaded him: "Baba, I won't allow you to hurt Xiaogang!"
Liu Erlong immediately released his martial soul, it was actually the same eight rings as Yu Luomian, and that terrifying dragon power made Yu Luomian tremble, as if he had encountered a higher-ranking existence.
That martial soul is actually a real fire dragon, once born, a real fire dragon that will be thousands of miles away!
(End of this chapter)
A bad day started with Yu Xiaogang.
Liu Erlong's stomach is getting bigger and bigger, Yu Xiaogang can no longer accompany the Shrek Seven Monsters, but the training of the Seven Monsters has gradually entered the normal stage, and he doesn't need his help.
On this day, Yu Xiaogang came to Wuhun Hall as usual, received his soul master subsidy for this month, and then bought a Wuhun weekly report.The newspapers were really good, and would help him keep up with the latest news.
The only fly in the ointment is that this Martial Soul News does not accept his submission!Hmph, a bunch of short-sighted ground turtles!He actually said that my Wuhun Erjue method already has a patent, I am!That's clearly my own theory, Yu Dashi!
(Tang San: Didn't I give it to you? You really plan to publish it.)
Anyway, go back and read today's news.
Back at Shrek Academy, Yu Xiaogang saw Liu Erlong waiting with his big belly.
For some reason, every time he saw Liu Erlong's appearance, not only did he not feel much happiness in his heart, but instead he felt a sense of uneasiness, but his own impression was the opposite.
Yu Xiaogang admitted that he was really scared.It is said that close relatives are prone to give birth to deformed children. He is afraid that the child will become like that, and even more afraid that the child will inherit his bad martial soul mutation, and even become worse.
"Xiao Gang? What's wrong?" Liu Erlong no longer had the violent temper of the past, but looked like a good wife and mother, "This child kicked me in the stomach."
Yu Xiaogang came over, and slowly stroked Liu Erlong's stomach, with a smile on his face unconsciously.
It was as if he had experienced a lifetime, he and Liu Erlong should be together, shouldn't they.This kind of happy and happy picture filled his mind like a dream, and he even started to enjoy the scene of the child awakening the Bright Holy Dragon Wuhun in the future.
This beautiful impression and his memory seemed to be separated, but Yu Xiaogang didn't notice the problem.
"Xiao Gang, this is a hat I sewed with my own hands. Put it on and see if it looks good?" Liu Erlong took out a green hat, which was quite like the green style of [Shrek]. Yu Xiaogang looked at it, It was inevitable that the corners of his mouth twitched.
Yu Xiaogang put on the cuckold, and found that it seemed to fit his head quite well, as if it was tailor-made.
"Erlong, your craftsmanship is getting better and better. I also like how quiet she is." Yu Xiaogang said with a smile.
Then he helped the pregnant Liu Erlong aside, opened the newspaper in his hand, took a sip of the tea prepared by Liu Erlong, and enjoyed a comfortable life.
The tea is very good. Although it is not as good as the one tasted in the Pope's Palace, it can make people feel peaceful and not think about those miscellaneous troubles.It seems that all the troubles have been left behind, only the joy and joy remain in my heart.
Then he sprayed it out.
He saw that in the newspaper, such a content was published——
"Shock!Da Shi, who claims to be the theoretically invincible No. 1 soul master, left his family because..."
"The sect of the Blue Lightning Overlord is terrifying, and the brothers and sisters actually..."
"The only case in the world of soul masters with a natural martial soul that can only fart?Take you into the mystery of the Wuhun world..."
"Stealing theories and plagiarizing data, is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"Take you into the life of the theoretical master Yu Xiaogang...》
"Yu Xiaogang's scumbag literature, watch the wet experience, teach you how to pick up girls!" "
"There is no waste spirit, only waste soul masters!"The Best Joke of the Year in the Soul Master World"
"Defense of theoretical knowledge in the world of soul masters, let's see how Tianyu, the master of theory, criticizes Dashi's theory of harming people..."
Yu Xiaogang's hand holding the newspaper was trembling, his face was flushed with anger, his expression was hideous!He wished he could tear this newspaper to pieces on the spot and eat it raw on the spot!But he held back, he wanted to see how Wuhundian evaluated him!
Then the more I read, the more angry I became, the more angry I looked, the more I looked at it, and finally I stuffed the newspaper into my mouth in a burst of madness, and swallowed the tea for myself, like a lunatic!
"Phoenius! It's all Phicnius!"
Liu Erlong looked at this scene in shock. She couldn't believe that Xiao Gang, whom she was passionately in love with, would show such a collapsed side. What could make Xiao Gang go crazy like this?
"Damn it! You bastard Spirit Hall! Bibi Dong, I'll never end with you! I will definitely let my apprentice kill you! Cut your body into pieces!" Yu Xiaogang roared, roaring, but in the end it was just impotent rage.
It's a pity that no matter how much Yu Xiaogang rants, Bibi Dong won't pay any attention to him.For Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang's retribution has come, it's just a countdown.
boom--! !
The door of the room was suddenly bombarded to pieces, and a man who was also wide-eyed and furious like a purgatory devil broke in.
Seeing this person, Yu Xiaogang was frightened out of his wits, almost scared himself to death on the spot, like a mouse meeting a risk!
"Yu Xiaogang!! You bastard who won't even let his sister go! You bastard!!"
The furious roar was like the roar of a giant dragon, and the deafening roar made Yu Xiaogang cover his ears in pain. The terrifying coercion made him unable to even stand up, and his whole body collapsed in front of that person.
That man is Yu Xiaogang's current "father-in-law", and also his second uncle, Liu Erlong's father!
Now the acting suzerain of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yu Luomian!
Yu Xiaogang panicked, crawling all over the ground with hands and feet together, but still couldn't stand up, and hurriedly said: "Wait, second uncle, listen to my explanation..."
Yu Luomian immediately interrupted: "That's enough! I don't want to hear your sophistry! Do you know that what you did in Wuhun City has ruined the last face of our Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect! You bastard! Sacrifice, you scum! You big trash!!"
Big trash! !
Yu Xiaogang's whole body suddenly seemed to have lost his soul, his eyes were dull, and he lost his initial confident air.
Back then when he was going to be with Liu Erlong, it was his second uncle who stood up and exposed Liu Erlong's identity, and finally separated him from Liu Erlong... It's more like he didn't dare to bear the responsibility. Responsibility escapes.
But now that they meet again, it is naturally like meeting a natural enemy, and the whole person is too scared to do anything.
"What on earth are you thinking! Did you eat bear heart and leopard guts or something to marry your sister! She is your cousin!" Yu Luomian grabbed Yu Xiaogang's ear and pulled him The whole person picked it up, and Yu Xiaogang screamed in pain, and finally threw it out like a dog.
"Don't! Bully!" Liu Erlong shouted in shock, but her stomach began to hurt again, and she didn't even have the ability to stop it.
"Second, Second Uncle... We really love each other!" Yu Xiaogang trembled, even if it wasn't him, he had to say yes, otherwise he would definitely die in this test today!
"True love?" The second uncle looked at Yu Xiaogang and spat on his face, "Damn! If you are really responsible, you should have made it clear to Liu Erlong in the first place! Instead of evading it for so many years, you should rectify it to me." Such a great job!"
Liu Erlong hastily dissuaded him: "Baba, I won't allow you to hurt Xiaogang!"
Liu Erlong immediately released his martial soul, it was actually the same eight rings as Yu Luomian, and that terrifying dragon power made Yu Luomian tremble, as if he had encountered a higher-ranking existence.
That martial soul is actually a real fire dragon, once born, a real fire dragon that will be thousands of miles away!
(End of this chapter)
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