A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 19 Feet Men Never Realized How Scary It Is To Eat In 30 Seconds
Rabbit has a good saying, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

As long as intelligent creatures form a social system, some things are actually unavoidable.

Like hugging the thigh, hugging the thigh, or... hugging the thigh.

Hammond-Yanyi, although he has a bit of a bad reputation outside, especially in terms of women, but this guy is not to mention his strength, he is really a guy who has eaten the "fruit of face", and he has a chance to get along with him. Low-level adventurers will not miss it.

At first, some people thought that Huang Lang must have been "taken down" by Hammond, and they didn't dare to go up to him, but when the old Yandiao said "niece", this worry disappeared.

Almost all the dozens of people in the branch hall rushed forward at once, wanting to have a relationship with Huang Lang, the "niece" of the legendary adventurer, and then further develop a relationship with the legendary adventurer.

Seeing all kinds of adventurers rushing forward around him, Huang Lang was both confused and awake.

He was dazed, as if he had drunk a lot of wine, his face was warm and the pores all over his body were opened, because Huang Lang was really just an inconspicuous little person before crossing over, and he had never had that kind of fawning. experience.

Before crossing, Huang Lang could not be said to live like an ant, but it is not too much to say that he lived an ordinary, humble, and even depressed life.

He is so ordinary that he can't be more ordinary. While listening to the talk show and scolding that the charging treasures are sold as "[-]-year-old batteries", he laughed until he cried, but he still paid for it obediently.

why?
Because he has never been able to grab a charging plug at the train station and airport. In an ecosystem ruled by wolves, he may not even be considered a sheep.

At most, they are eaten by sheep, and the wild grasses that can't be burned out by the spring breeze grow again and again, stubble after stubble.

In the past, all he could do was keep the matter of [charging the phone until the last moment before leaving home and then unplugging it] firmly in his heart.

In those years, he was Sun Shaoping who couldn't even afford third-class food in the ordinary world; he was also the group performer in the film and television base who wore gorgeous costumes but endured the lice under the costumes.

In those years, he stood behind [successful people], young and young, but no different from an ant.

Now, being surrounded by all the stars in the center, looking at the excited or flattering faces around him... At this moment, Huang Lang seemed to finally understand why so many people desperately wanted to become famous.

That feeling made him feel a little giddy.

For a moment, he felt as if he had practiced the magical art of Yi Jin Xie marrow, the pores of his whole body were opened, and countless dirty things in his body flowed out from the surface of his body.

It was years of depression, numbness, and unwillingness.

If you want to save a hungry victim, you need to get him out of hungry food. After that, you can talk about the truth of "teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish".

The poison of the soul seemed to be discharged in an instant.

But soon, another kind of toxin appeared. Just when this kind of toxin was about to occupy Huang Lang's soul, a huge battle ax on the back of a brawny warrior who squeezed over flashed a cold light in an instant, and shone into it. In Huang Lang's eyes.

Huang Lang shuddered and woke up.

Somehow, the next moment, he saw something different - apart from the flattering smile, he saw a sharp battle axe, a flashing arrow, and a mighty staff head...

He saw the warrior who could stand on his fist and run on the arm, the ranger who was slippery like a loach standing in the crowd, and the mage who cast the floating spell and came directly to his head.

Of course, there is the most important thing, the tenacity, cruelty, desire, greed and other complex emotions hidden under the smile.

At that moment, Huang Lang woke up.

Huang Lang's momentum has changed, he no longer lacks self-confidence like the young Sun Shaoping who dared not look at Hao Hongmei, but more determined and enlightened than the middle-aged Sun Shaoping when he left Jinxiu.

His eyes have also changed, he may still be full of lice under his gorgeous costume, but he knows that now he has a chance to be the protagonist, so his eyes become focused and aggressive.

At this moment, he was still standing behind [Successful Person], but he was like the bespectacled boy behind General Sturgeon back then, shaking off his body covered in dust, ready to light fur and long sword, and sing wildly on a fierce horse.

Huang Lang clenched the weapon in his hand excitedly.

Seeing the female warrior in front of her suddenly clenched the weapon in her hand, the hearts of the many adventurers who surrounded her were terrified. Just when they thought that something was going to happen, they saw this young girl with a smile on her face as if she saw someone feeding her. The expression of wanting but wary stray cats, and then they heard the one they were determined to curry favor say in a soft, somewhat tangled voice:

"My brother said that you can't just eat what others give you."

Everyone fell down, thinking, who is your brother? !With your armor, you are holding such a big hammer, and your shield is full of spikes. You look so good at fighting, but you say that you can’t eat other people’s things because you don’t let me? !

Girl, you're a warrior with a hammer, aren't you a little girl who's just started going out by herself? !
Everyone was at a loss for words for a while, and the scene was extremely awkward.

Huang Lang, the soul of a man who created this scene, hides behind that beautiful face and soft voice, calculating in his heart:

Huang Lang knew that it was impossible for him to dominate the world with a female account, and there was no other reason—he really couldn't accept living as a woman. This female account was always only a support, and eventually he would quit this adventure in another world corner.

So now a very important purpose of this identity is clear.

That is, to pave the way for other identities he will choose in the future, and establish a person.

Huang Lang was scheming there, and a group of adventurers were imagining it. Huang Lang's words, combined with the introduction of the old rock sculpture, had already made them imagine an image of a martial arts girl who was ignorant of the world.

Little girls who don't understand anything, uncles and aunts, I like it the most!
With this mentality, soon a warrior who was also carrying a large shield broke the silence:

"This lady..."

The title changed, instead of [Miss], it became [Ms].

Then, when it came to the lady, everyone saw that the girl in front of her had straightened her waist obviously, with a proud and satisfied expression on her face.

Seeing this appearance, a group of old fried dough stick adventurers immediately understood --- they have seen this posture a lot, those young adventurers who are just fledgling and eager to prove themselves as adults, often look like this!
Some adventurers with children even thought of the proud look of their little bastards puffing out their chests when they boasted that their children "has grown up".

Think again about the entanglement in Huang Lang's tone when he refused...
She turned out to be a young and rebellious young lady who didn't really want to listen to her elder brother...
The adventurers immediately exchanged eye contact, and those without children in each adventure group gestured to those with children with their eyes:
【superior!Use the method of dealing with your child to accept this thigh! 】

The big shield warrior who broke the silence just now is the father of the two children. He coughed and said to Huang Lang after receiving the look in the eyes of his companions:

"What is your name, this beautiful and powerful lady?"

Everyone glanced at the big shield warrior, and then at Huang Lang.

Naturally, Huang Lang did not disappoint the expectations of this group of idiots. He puffed out his chest and said in a somewhat proud voice:
"Jane, my birth mountain is [White Horse], and the river that raised me is [Li]. I came here from my hometown [South of the Lake] on the boat of the sky, and my family is [Dorn]!"

This is one of the results of his conversation with old Barney a few days ago. It is the most formal way for people in this world to introduce themselves when they meet for the first time—name their hometown, the mountains near their hometown, the river, their family, and themselves. Way to go here.

After Huang Lang finished speaking, the scene became quiet again, and many adventurers showed tangled and confused expressions on their faces:

This little girl will introduce herself in the most formal way, obviously she is very educated, combined with the fact that she has a relationship with the old rock sculpture, she must come from a big family, but...
However, the Dorn family has never heard of it.

Moreover, they have never heard of the White Horse Mountains, the river named Li, and the place south of the lake.

But after thinking about it again, everyone had an expression of sudden realization again, because they remembered what the little girl said [come here by the boat of the sky].

The Skyship is a floating airship. This kind of magic vehicle with high operating costs is mostly used to go to destinations where land and water transportation is difficult, and there is no complete portal system.

There are many places like this in the world, but after analyzing the little girl's hometown and family that no one has ever heard of, it seems that there is only one possibility.

That was the new continent that rose from the ocean of the end in the [Earth Cataclysm] 30 years ago, most of which were still under development and exploration.

It's not surprising that the little girl's family and hometown have never heard of it-a group of adventurers successfully completed their brain supplements and fooled themselves.

"May I ask what your brother's name is?" A mage floating in the air and stepping on the warrior's head asked.

"Which brother are you talking about?" Huang Lang blinked his big eyes with a cute expression on his face.

Before Huang Lang crossed over, he also belonged to a group of people who used to watch girls dance at Xiaopo Station from time to time. They were not fanatical about the poisonous trio in the house dance circle, but they were still talking about it.

Just now, he tried his best to manage the expressions of the ladies and sisters in a certain dance area of ​​a small broken station who were seriously introverted.

To be honest, the remake is terrible, and it belongs to a certain senior cat who dances in a certain station and area. Those who are really good at expression management will probably dismiss it after reading it.

But I have to say that emotional foreshadowing is very important.

All the adventurers, especially the male adventurers, who had imagined Huang Lang as the young lady of the mysterious and rebellious period, were overwhelmed by Huang Lang's reproduction of [Stay Adorable.GIF].

quack!

There was an unpleasant sound at the scene, and everyone who woke up turned their heads to look, and found that a bard put down his zither with a broken string and wiped the nosebleed with an embarrassed expression.

"Do you have many brothers?" An adventurer who woke up continued to ask.

"When I left home, there were 17 brothers and sisters who saw me off. My father said that there are still many who are away from home, so it should be considered quite a lot." Huang Lang quietly began to pave the way for his future group of trumpets .

"So many children..." Someone muttered, and all the adventurers made up the appearance of a big family in their minds.

However, someone keenly captured the details and asked:

"Are you the youngest child?"

"I have no siblings..."

As Huang Lang answered, he showed a slightly unhappy expression, lowered his head slightly, and kicked a small stone on the ground with his toe.

The youngest child in the family always hopes to have someone younger than him, so as to get rid of the position of the youngest child, so that he can bully/love his younger siblings to the fullest.

Going to open up a new continent, the youngest daughter of a certain big family who spread branches and leaves in that unknown continent fraught with dangers......
This TM is simply a treasure! ! !

While the eyes of the adventurers are getting hotter and hotter, they are also taking a step forward on the road of being fooled.

"Miss Dorn, how did you know Lord Hammond? Your family has a relationship with Lord Hammond...?"

Someone asked this question, and the adventurer's thinking was --- Hammond said that she was his eldest niece, and this girl came from a big family, so this family should have a very close relationship with Hammond.

In the end, Huang Lang's answer made their jaws drop in shock:
"No, I have never seen that strange bird uncle since I was a child. I came here and separated from an elder brother. When I met him, we even had a fight."

"You had a fight with Lord Hammond?!" The crowd exclaimed.

"Well, there was a fight, Uncle Weird Bird is quite strong."

Everyone is overwhelming, what does it mean to be very strong, that is a legendary adventurer, one of the top echelons of combat power in the world, how can you say that it is quite easy to fight? !
"But I didn't win... um..." Huang Lang puffed up his cheeks like a hamster, kicked again with an unhappy expression, and continued to strengthen the character design.

Oh, it's normal if you didn't win the battle—the adventurers felt that their trembling outlook had gradually stabilized again.

Then they all put labels on Huang Lang in the small notebooks in their hearts, such as "struggle to win" and "be pampered since childhood and never lose".

Thinking of this, a honest-looking orc adventurer who had healed the effects of evil rolled his eyes and shouted loudly:

"Everyone, don't invite Miss Dorn to eat. The food we adventurers eat is rough and large. Miss Dorn must not be able to eat it. Well, whoever goes to the high-end restaurant diagonally opposite to buy some food for Miss Dorn .”

When the other adventurers heard this, they cursed in their hearts: TM usually sees you as honest and honest, so you are so treacherous!
The orc's teammate secretly gave him a thumbs up, saying in his heart that he really did a good job --- this kind of young lady who refuses to admit defeat and never loses is the most afraid of this, and she must eat it now!

And as long as they eat their food, the rest will be easy to say.

Huang Lang's very cooperative face drooped, and he shouted:
"Who can't eat it? Well, who can't eat it?! Bring me a portion of the big and rough things you eat, let's eat faster than anyone else!"

The adventurers suppressed the smiles of "I'm not fooling you" and dispersed the scene. A table was pushed over. Amidst the booing of everyone, the orc warrior stood in front of the table and pointed at the table. After getting two large servings of pork chop rice, he said to Huang Lang:

"Miss Dorn, let's compare, if you can finish eating before me..."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's start!" Huang Lang gritted his teeth on purpose, holding his breath, and yelled until his face turned red.

"Cheer up! You're an adventurer!"

The orc said, sat down, grabbed a large piece of meat with his hands and ate it.

Then, that night, the adventurers gathered in the hall of the Baigu branch saw the scene that shattered their three views:
That petite-looking girl warrior, facing an orc who has always been known for her large appetite and fast eating, opened her mouth and stuffed it directly into her mouth. It only took 30 seconds to eat a piece of meat. The steak rice with the largest portion!
"30 seconds...My God..." The orc's mage teammate looked at his crystal timer with a dazed look on his face.

Huang Lang put down his plate, with a smug expression on his face, and said to himself - it takes at most 30 seconds to finish any food in World of Warcraft, how do you compare with me.

For a moment, the hall was dead silent. Everyone looked at the girl who didn't even hiccup, and at the orc warrior who didn't even know the meat fell to the ground. For a while, their chests were turbulent, but they couldn't say a word. .

At this moment, the door of the hall was pushed open again, and an elf walked in wearing a robe, breaking the silence.

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