A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 31 The deep meaning in a woman's words meets a man's understanding, just like an armor-piercing projectile meets an unarmored target

During the years Huang Lang lived before traveling, there were two things he was not very good at: dealing with women and dealing with children.

Miss Serena Eleanor Stardew, she has both.

So the two of them sat in the carriage for the first hour or two, completely in a state of silence with nothing to say.

Serena was also bitter about her mother cheating on her, partly because she thought she could have been a second generation legend, and partly because of her father's grievances.

She was brought up by her father and had a good relationship with her human father. After learning that her mother married her father not because of love, but because of that reason, Serena was very upset.

Why did the holy union start with a lie instead of love? The girl who still had a pink dream in her heart couldn't figure it out.

The reason why she finally listened to her mother's persuasion and cooperated with Hammond's planned action was mainly because she was told that her identity was exposed and the situation was urgent. If she didn't cooperate, her father might also be in danger.

At least, Serena herself thought so.

Therefore, Miss Xinglu had a bad face all the way and was very unhappy.

Huang Lang didn't say anything. On the one hand, he was not good at dealing with women and children. On the other hand, he also hated playing the role of life mentor——his own father taught him a lesson about this:

[If you haven’t experienced the pain of others, don’t easily teach others what to do. This is an old saying of ours – don’t persuade others to be kind without asking what you have experienced. Those who advise you to be brave without asking what you have experienced , I told you, son, you can’t get along well with it]

Huang Lang still remembers the teachings given by his father quite clearly, so he seldom preaches to others.

The two of them didn't speak, and it was dull for a long time, but the opportunity to communicate finally came:

Perhaps because he was too bored, Huang Lang casually picked up a magazine in the carriage to read it, but just as soon as he saw the cover, he burst out laughing.

A laugh broke the silence and attracted Serena's attention. She had just glanced at it casually, but when she saw the object of Huang Lang's ridicule, she immediately became a little unhappy.

On the cover of the magazine was an elf beauty who looked extremely elegant and noble. She knew this beauty—Mrs. Serena frowned when she looked at the lady's obvious sarcasm, and asked:

"What's so funny? Do you know who you're laughing at?"

"Uh, who?" Huang Lang blinked, looking like a baby eager to learn.

"That's Mrs. Daisy, a benchmark figure in the world's fashion industry, hmph." Serena let out a cold snort.

"Oh, I don't know her, and I'm not actually laughing at this Mrs. Daisy. I think the title of her article is quite interesting." After speaking, Huang Lang raised the magazine and pointed to Mrs. Daisy on it. The whole body looks like the sentence next to it.

It says [Do you have a human partner husband?Here are 10 rules for getting along with him].

"What's so ridiculous?" Serena felt baffled. There are actually quite a few articles like this. After all, human men always like to pursue elf women, but elf men rarely stay with human women.

"I think she is not a human male, how does she know that, does she have a human husband?" Huang Lang smiled nonchalantly.

"Of course Madam Daisy is not married." Serena said confidently.

"So it's weird, isn't it? I mean she has no practical experience at all," Huang Lang smiled and threw the magazine gently on the floor of the car, "In fact, many times, I wonder if there are many The thing is these professionals who have no practical experience at all screw it up."

"Are you really ignorant or not? Do you know how many human suitors Madam Daisy has? Of course she has experience and qualifications." Serena frowned her pretty eyebrows.

"Actually, let me say that most of the time when facing human suitors, if you really want to have a good relationship with each other, remember 4 things and you're done."

"What four things?"

"Keep dressing up beautifully, don't refuse his comrade's request, cook the meal well, and then say a few words less."

After hearing this sentence, Serena suddenly felt furious, her almond eyes widened, and she glared at Huang Lang angrily and said:
"What kind of vulgar remarks are you talking about? Who are you looking down on?!"

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't look down on you," Huang Lang waved his hand, "But you have to admit that most human men like to pursue elf women because of your looks and figures, not for the thoughts in your mind and what you are after. Yes, in this case, I was right."

It's not without reason that his Meow's Fairy book sells so well - Huang Lang thought to himself.

Serena was silent, she knew that what the man opposite was actually saying was true: the vast majority of human men who pursue elves, and men of other races, are interested in the appearance and figure of elf women, not in them power, pursuit, or intellectual interest.

If there is an elf who for some reason loves and agrees to such a person... indeed... the marriage life in the future will always end in tragedy.

"So you're saying that this is a problem with you human males?" Serena raised her eyebrows.

"How is it possible? Everyone loves beauty. Isn't it natural for human men to pursue beautiful elves?"

"It's not about elves, it's not about humans, what do you want to say, is it about the Creator?"

"I don't want to pursue anyone's problems. I'm not a child anymore. When something goes wrong, I always have to find someone responsible. Compared with pursuing responsibility, as an adult, it is more important to cooperate to solve problems and move towards the future together, right? "

Serena listened to this sentence, savored it for a while, and immediately looked at Huang Lang in a wrong way, and she snorted coldly:
"Ha, so you are waiting for me here, trying to persuade me to forgive my mother and move on, right? Hmph!!!"

When Huang Lang heard this sentence, he was obviously taken aback for a moment. After he figured it out, he couldn't help but roll his eyes—well, this is it, the classic thinking of men and women is not on the same frequency band—he thought It's [gentlemen's pursuit of some beautiful things is as normal as seagulls wanting to order French fries, everyone seeks common ground while reserving differences], but the listeners think it's going around to persuade her...

"I don't mean that..."

"Nothing interesting? Are you not interested in elf women?" Serena raised her eyebrows.

"Of course I'm interested..."

"What do you mean? Where is it?"

Wait, why did the topic suddenly change to this? How can I answer this? What kind of death trap question is this? [If it's not interesting, I'm a hypocrite, if it's interesting, I'm a real SP], right...
Seeing Huang Lang's embarrassing face, Serena felt an inexplicable pleasure in her heart. She snorted and reached out to get the magazine that Huang Lang was holding in her hand.

At this moment, a mutation occurred!
As the board on one side of the carriage suddenly shattered, revealing a large hole, a thick silver arrow pierced through the wall of the carriage, directly smashing the magazine into pieces, and then pierced through the other side of the carriage. The carriage wall on one side flew into the distance.

The thick, silvery crossbow pierced deeply into the body of a camel beast, and then exploded with a flash of magic, directly blasting the camel beast and the knight into pieces.

At the same time, on the mountain peaks on both sides, a considerable number of ambushers set off their white camouflage, roared and jumped down, and the magical aura and arrows smashed down their faces.

"Enemy attack!!!" With the roar of the guard leader, the entire convoy suddenly became chaotic.

On one side of the mountain peak, a female elf in white robes watched Huang Lang and Serena's carriage being pierced by crossbow arrows, then turned her head and looked viciously at a half-orc bow and arrow holding a siege crossbow beside her. hand, cursed:
"Mundo, you idiot, you're overwhelmed! It should explode in the car!!!"

"Hey, Mundo got a little excited and couldn't control it well." The half-orc grinned.

"Hey, you are tall," the female elf looked at the chaotic situation below, spat, and then pulled out two elf long swords, "It would have been better to just complete the assassination, but now it's fine, follow me, remember, Fast in, fast out, don't love to fight!"

After all, the elf jumped up, and the white cloak instantly hardened, turning into something like wings, dragging the magic light, leading the elf like a hawk pouncing on food, roaring down from the mountain peak, and rushing straight towards the convoy.

The female elf's gaze was firmly locked on the carriage that was shot through by the orc archer just now!

Dieter Truss, I'm going to kill you today——The female elf thought of killing intent.

The other ambushers who were ambushing on the hill roared down with the female elf, everyone was full of hatred.

If anyone from the Imperial Law Enforcement Team could see the faces of the female elf and the half-orc shooter at this moment, they would definitely shout "So it's this group of people".

This group of attackers is a group of bandits with a reputation in the three-way zone where the Eternal Empire, the Orc Territory and the Elf Kingdom intersect, and their name is [Liberators].

The main target of these attacks is the ranks of human traffickers that have not been eradicated in several countries.

The [Liberators] bandits, who were planning to attack a slave-hunting team that captured half-orcs at the commercial road near Baigu, placed their eyeliner in Baigu. Not long ago, they got a sudden but important information, which made them temporarily change their attack. Target.

This information is the appearance of [Dieter Truss].

For members of the Liberator Bandits, or for anyone who has paid attention to the high-end human trafficking market, Dieter Truss is a name that cannot be ignored in recent years-he is in the capital circle of the Eternal Empire He is quite famous and works for many high-ranking nobles. Judging from various information, he is a guy with great energy.

Unlike most of the hated human traffickers, Dieter only focused on the high end.

Of course, counting the entire Eternal Empire, the United Kingdom of the Elves, and the Orc Chiefdom together, there are only five people who know that Dieter Truss is the false identity of the legendary adventurer Hammond Flame Wing.

Therefore, everyone in the Liberator Bandit Group naturally does not know that Hammond spent several years using Dieter's identity to gain a foothold among the nobles. Emperor Tefa collected a lot of black material from the old nobles, so as to completely overthrow many rotten nobles.

At the same time, this is also a joint operation between the Eternal Empire, elves and orcs, in order to severely damage the human trafficking network --- those who were sent to many nobles by Dieter, that is, Hammond, are basically humans, elves or orcs. Elite covert operatives.

After receiving Dieter's news, the Liberator bandit group immediately launched a survey, and then got false news——[Dieter caught a half-blood elf in a small town on the border, and was going to take it back to sell Lose】.

After confirming, the head of the Liberator bandits, the elf Lisa Iris, immediately decided to attack Dieter, the big fish.

In addition to being a victim of this kind of trafficking, the reason for Lisa Iris's fury is that her sister Sasha was [sold] by Dieter a few years ago. .

Lisa stared closely at the car where Dieter was supposed to be sitting, a cold white light flashed across the long sword mountain in her hand, and her whole body suddenly turned into a stream of light, and the elf's magic sword technique [Enduring Wind Slash] was activated , A single sword cut a guard who was trying to stop him in half.

Seeing that the other guards around were blown away by the alchemy bomb thrown in the air by Mundo, the heartfelt half-orc deputy, Lisa took the opportunity to come to the side of the carriage, and danced wildly with her two long swords, threatening to slice the entire carriage into pieces. pieces.

But at this moment, Lisa heard Mondo's call:
"Lisa, back!!!"

Hearing Mundo's shout, Lisa hurriedly turned her head. The moment she turned her head, the elf swordsman saw a scene that horrified her:

At some point, a human wearing black clothes, a black mask, and black hair tied up came to her back, and this human was holding a dagger that was crystal clear and shone with green light, and was facing towards her. She stabs!
Unable to dodge in time, the dagger stabbed fiercely at Lisa's lower back, and hit the mithril armor worn by the elf, causing a burst of sparks.

Lisa only felt a sharp pain coming from the point of impact, and an irresistible sense of dizziness rushed to her brain, making her stagger and almost fell to the ground.

Seeing the elven swordsman holding his body with a long sword, Huang Lang, who just used [Premeditation] and [Shadow Step] to give Lisa an [Ambush], raised the Azzinoth fragment in his hand again without hesitation. , There was a purple light on the dagger, and it used [Ghost Attack] to stab fiercely at the elf's neck.

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