A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 56 The villain is like the pee in the swimming pool, always trying to disgust you where you can't see

In the northern town of Eichenbach, thousands of miles away from the throne of the Golden Tree, Huang Lang knew nothing about the annual episode [The name of the tauren that I still didn't know that year] that was going on in the Elven Palace.

When Garrard-Xinglu let out a gentlemanly laugh that was enough to make Mr. Toda Shino applaud himself better than someone in Liangsaka, and was about to make negative distance contact with a certain monster, Huang Lang...

Moving forward in the ice and snow.

It was freezing cold outside Eschenbach before dawn, and no one was moving, but Huang Lang still entered a stealth state just to be on the safe side.

He quietly touched a dome house on the edge of Eichenbach, opened the door and sneaked in without a sound, grabbed the sleeping woodcutter Barney Ross, and wiped his cold hands all at once. Into old Barney's neck.

"Hey!!!" Old Barney let out a scream of pain and woke up.

"You, you, who are you?!" Old Barney looked at the strange man in front of him and yelled in horror.

"Shut up," Huang Lang pushed the dagger gleaming with poison to Barney's throat, "keep your voice down."

The old woodcutter with the dagger stuck to his throat nodded in horror, looked at Huang Lang in extreme fear, watched his every move, and wondered when he had offended such a ruthless person. Suddenly, he saw When the other party moved.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me, I'm just chopping firewood in Eschenbach, I don't know anything, I told your people!!!" Barney cried in a low voice.

Hearing this, Huang Lang stopped what he was doing, stared suspiciously at Barney who was crying softly, and asked:

"Say, what did you say to the previous people?!"

"I, I told the lords of the Thieves Guild truthfully..."

"Shut up, look down at your dick, and tell me, what did you say?"

Barney, who took Huang Lang as a member of the Thieves Union, lowered his head, and poured beans in a bamboo tube. It turned out that not long ago, the Thieves Union sent people to Eichenbach, and it wasn't "Sneak into the village, don't shoot guns" That kind of visit was generous and formal, and I came to question the people in the village, and especially questioned Old Barney.

After hearing Barney's nonsense based on the memories he focused on with the brainwashing cap, Huang Lang heaved a sigh of relief. He took out a handful of gold coins, put them in front of Barney, and said to Barney who bowed his head:
"You did a good job. This is a test for our Thieves Guild to ensure that you are telling the truth. Now that you pass, the money is yours."

"But..." Barney was about to raise his head in doubt.

"Shut up and take the money!"

Hearing the roar, Barney trembled, and involuntarily lowered his head and took the gold coins.

"Take this money and live well, Barney, you're doing great."

After leaving these words, Huang Lang entered the invisible state again and left. Where Barney did not see, Huang Lang had completely changed his appearance. The handsome thief before had become a man with a Mediterranean hairstyle. little old man.

With the help of Barney's [hairdresser] function, after Huang Lang gave himself a makeover, he quietly sneaked back to the cellar of the inn, and appeared in the surprised eyes of Miss Serena.

"It's me, James, it's me, put down the staff!!!" Seeing that Serena raised her staff and was about to turn into an Explosion madman, Huang Lang hurriedly waved his hands and shouted.

"James? You...you are..." The extremely nervous Serena put down her staff tremblingly, and looked at Huang Lang with an incredulous expression.

"Don't ask, this and the transformation of the blue giant who rescued you before are both secret skills of the Dorn family. I can't tell you if I ask."

"Uh, well, you... you've changed your look..."

"Yes, we can't travel in the original form. I went out and used Dorn's secret technique to change my appearance, and I also prepared a disguise for you by the way."

As he spoke, Huang Lang silently opened the legendary strengthening link, connecting himself with Serena, then took out a purple orb and handed it to Serena.

"This is...?" Looking at the strange orb, Serena looked at Huang Lang suspiciously.

"This is the secret treasure of Dorne," Huang Lang shamelessly called the stuff on Azeroth's rotten street a secret treasure, "it's a good thing called [Orb of Deception]. As long as you concentrate your consciousness on it, you can completely become a treasure." Another person's appearance."

"Fixed Level 5 Transfiguration, my God." Serena sighed after hearing this.

"It's not completely solidified. The effect of this thing can only last for 10 minutes at a time, and then it will be automatically recharged for 10 minutes, so you only use it when you need to fool other people. Now, try it first. "

"Okay, let me give it a try, just hold the orb and focus on it, right?"

"Yes, you try."

After finishing speaking, Huang Lang waited there to see Miss Serena turn into a female orc. However, when the light flickered, what appeared in front of Huang Lang was...

"Elf?!" Huang Lang looked at the creature in front of him and shouted in surprise.

Appearing in front of Huang Lang's eyes was a completely elf who had completely lost her human features, the kind that was beautiful like a thief.

"What's wrong with you? Have I become something strange?" Seeing Huang Lang's strange expression, Serena hurriedly condensed an ice mirror to take a look, and immediately smiled, "Oh, I'm so beautiful , God, this thing works really well, why, this beauty, are you stunned?"

Huang Lang was indeed dumbfounded, but it wasn't because of the elf girl, but because of the terrible thought in his heart:

Serena doesn't know, doesn't he know the effect of this deceitful orb?
The effect of this thing is to turn the user into a person of the hostile camp.

But the problem is, as far as Huang Lang knows, humans and elves have been allies for many years. When did these two races become hostile...? !

Serena should now belong to the Eternal Empire of the Human Race, she has become an elf, that is to say...
Thinking of this, Huang Lang hastily opened the reputation panel to check. He couldn't help cursing [Gan] - the reputation between him and the United Kingdom of elves had turned into hatred at some point.

【Sure enough, something big has happened...】

When Huang Lang had such an idea in his mind, in the court of Inla Hill, the palace of the Eternal Empire of the Human Race, Sir Noah Atkinson Darby, the head of the Empire's foreign affairs department, shouted [something serious, get out of the way] , while rampaging forward in the palace in the early morning, making the palace that had just woken up jumpy.

"Sir Darby, what's the matter? Your Majesty just woke up. This is you, Sir Darby?!" Stefan the Great's attendant, facing the foreign minister rushing forward, was pushed away as soon as he went up to him , almost sat on a butt.

【What happened to make Sir Darby, who is a nobleman, panic like this】

The chief attendant looked at Sir Darby who rushed into the emperor's sleeping room, feeling uneasy.

"Darby, my Minister of Foreign Affairs, what's the matter?" Stefan I, who was sitting on the bed and reviewing documents while having breakfast, looked at the Foreign Minister who was sweating profusely and bowed to him tremblingly after rushing in. asked solemnly.

"Your Majesty, something is wrong!" The Foreign Minister didn't talk nonsense, and directly handed a sealed leather scroll to Aiden Stefan.

When he saw the leather scroll, Stefan I's face became even more dignified——now that the long-distance communication technology such as magic net communication has been perfected, the use of traditional leather paper communication is usually a security measure to prevent eavesdropping. Wax-sealed scrolls represent the most important news of the highest secrecy.

"Thank you for your hard work, go out first," Stefan I waved his hand to the attendants beside him, "Block this place, I have something important to do with Darby."

After all, the emperor of the human race opened the scroll and looked at it. The emperor, who was born as an adventurer and had seen many terrifying monsters and turbulent waves, also showed an unbelievable, even unbelievable expression.

"Mr. Darby, this?!" Stefan I looked at his foreign minister in shock.

"Your Majesty, this is not a vicious joke. This is an official ultimatum from the [Regent] Galad Stardew of the United Kingdom of the Elves and the elves' foreign affairs department that we received 15 minutes ago." Sir Darby wiped Wiping the sweat streaming down his forehead, he was trembling in pain.

"Robelia was assassinated?! What did we do?! We have conspired for many years to steal the secret of the blood of the stars?! We have sent a mixed-blood killer who can really kill the Stardew Royal Family?! My queen personally testified?!" Fan I's voice became louder and louder, and finally it was already roaring.

The content of the ultimatum is too absurd and too terrifying:
It was pointed out on the disc that the queen of elves, Robelia-Xingdew, had been assassinated, and it was a death in the true sense that the Stardew royal family would not normally encounter. He has been secretly trying to steal the secret of the star blood of the Star Dew royal family, trying to mass-produce warriors with the blood of the stars, accusing the human race of having succeeded—it was the human race who sent an assassin with the blood of the stars to assassinate the elf queen.

And the worst thing is, behind all these seemingly absurd accusations, there is an elf who testifies that this elf is none other than the human queen, Helena Windwing, who went to the elf's hometown to visit her relatives.

The magical inscription at the end of the scroll contains a tearful accusation recorded by the Queen of the Human Race against her husband, the Emperor of the Human Race and the entire Eternal Empire.

In the video, Helena-Wind Wing said that she personally witnessed the [Despicable and Shameless] of the Eternal Empire and its [Dark and Greedy Ambition] beside the Emperor. Finally, she said that although she wanted to be loyal to her husband, she could not betray her. The clansman, a great elf, made false claims with the emperor, endured the humiliation, and finally escaped by taking the opportunity of visiting relatives.

After this image that shocked Stefan I beyond words, there was another image, but His Majesty the emperor of the human race suddenly calmed down when he saw this image.

It was an obviously candid video. In the picture, a strong human swordsman was sitting on a chair, receiving some kind of injection, and a purple liquid shining with some mysterious light was being injected into the swordsman's body; in the picture You can still clearly see Stefan I, some ministers and mages.

"Your Majesty, I have to ask at this moment, what happened to that image?" Sir Darby asked worriedly.

"This image is real," said Stefan I, who had calmed down, with a stern face, but he was much more relaxed than before, "This is me and several related ministers and mages inspecting and training magic swordsmen. The video of the [Avatar of the Gods] planning, the work of the intelligence department, is not done well."

"The plan of the gods descending to earth? Wasn't it aborted because the magic swordsmen couldn't meet the expected value?"

"That's what we want the world to believe. The plan of the gods descending to earth is very successful, and the real magic sword army is successfully forming an army, but now it seems that the magic sword army may be used earlier," said Stefan I The bed began to wear its own armor, "The elves are mixing real images with lies, which is also a good calculation."

"If we point out that it is the image of the plan of the gods, we will also fall into the quagmire of [violating the arms control treaty]. After all, the late Queen of the Elf has really tried to promote the peace plan for the past 20 years. It's really..." The Foreign Secretary pondered.

"Yes, we don't have a long lifespan, we don't have an exceptionally strong body and magic resistance, and we don't have the most minerals in the world by birth. This eternal empire is actually a pile of clay pots in a pile of iron pots, so we just It will promote the plan of the gods descending to earth and other armament plans, huh... now it seems that, really, call my ministers, by the way, call the person in charge of IS7, I want to know what happened to my queen!"

"Your Majesty, excuse me, the Queen, she..."

"It's impossible for the queen to do this," Stefan I, who was wearing armor and turned into a mixture of the legendary adventurer and the emperor, said firmly, "I believe in the relationship between me and Helena, it's either a fake, Or Helena was controlled by some method, find out and save her."

"Yes, by the way, Your Majesty, the elves in the video said it was a half-blood half-elf, one of the assassins. We have already found out, but the blue steel giant... The dwarves also sent a diplomatic note, accusing us Steal their latest power armor and guns."

"When it rains, it pours (the house leaks happen to rain all night)," Stefan I sneered, "Let the person in charge of IS7 check it out. If you can't find it out, come and see me. Also, contact me with the Adventurer's Guild , Tell them that their legendary adventurer, the Adventure Emperor, has a mission to issue."

"Of order." The foreign minister retreated tremblingly.

Looking at the trembling foreign minister, Stefan I let out a chuckle and stopped the minister:
"Darby, are you a little too nervous?"

"Your Majesty, how can you not be nervous?" The foreign minister was taken aback, and then smiled wryly, "The elves are coming aggressively, and the dwarves have also found an excuse, and they are ready to move. When the orcs receive the news, what will happen in their golden tent? I can imagine that the other three of the four great powers will find trouble with one of us, my lord..."

"I understand, but try not to be too nervous. You are the face of the empire. By the way, Mr. Darby, do you know what the empire, or a part of the foundation of the human nation, is?"

"Please advise, Your Majesty."

Stefan I walked up to the Foreign Minister and patted him on the shoulder, raised his hand at the Foreign Minister, and raised a middle finger.

"Your Majesty? Are you?"

"An important part of the foundation of the human nation, since Inrahir I, has always been able to raise the middle finger and say [fuck you] when faced with the oppression of the other three countries that are superior to us in all aspects. This kind of spirit, go, my face of the empire."

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The Foreign Minister straightened up and left, leaving only Aiden Stefan in the room.

The strong body of the already grey-haired adventurous emperor shook slightly. He took out the pendant that had been mottled by time, opened it and looked at the smiling elf inside, and suppressed his thoughts about his wife. , began to think about the next situation.

"What's going on with that blue steel giant...?" Aiden Stefan pondered.

In the north far away from the king, the "blue steel giant" chanted by the emperor of the human race was driving a stolen snowmobile, speeding across the snow-covered land.

Huang Lang didn't know Aiden Stefan, but at this moment, he and His Majesty had the same thought in their hearts:
[MD, I must find a chance to kill that bastard Garrard! 】

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